Welcome to our 100th episode! After a surprise visit to Lana at Met U leads to cutting his finger on silver kryptonite, Clark begins to suffer from hallucinations and paranoia. He proceeds to wreck the truck for the fourth time (lol), distrust everyone around him except Lana (WHY?!) and even punches his mom (nice). Meanwhile, Lana is now an overnight genius that somehow lands a partner deal with Lex for his secret science projects. GTFO. James Marsters (Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Runaways) speci...
Oct 10, 2023•2 hr 15 min
New week, new murder. After a dancer gets killed outside a private gentlemen's club Chloe, Lois and Clark investigate in order to find the killer. Concurrently, Senator Jack Jennings comes into town to visit his best friend, Jon, in order to get some help with his new campaign race against Lex Luthor. But Jack's worst problem? He loves strippers a little too much...and one of them just got murdered. Tom Wopat (Dukes of Hazzard, Jonah Hex) special guest stars as Senator Jack Jennings, a.k.a. Uncl...
Oct 03, 2023•1 hr 47 min
Megan, a.k.a. The Nurse, makes a comeback as our special guest host once again! We finally get our first Halloween episode, so you know what that means? BRING US THE VAMPIRES! This week Lana decides to pull a fast one on Clark by enrolling into Met U and one of its well-known sororities: Tri-Psi. Little does Lana know is that the entire sorority, and its president Buffy Sanders, has a bad case of Kryptonite bat rabies. Once Lana is initiated, a.k.a. infected, she becomes ten times worse. With th...
Sep 26, 2023•1 hr 51 min
This week we become environmental heroes, bro. You know why? Because THE Arthur Curry, a.k.a. Aquaman, makes his first-live action appearance as the Florida native who beats Clark to Lois' rescue at Crater Lake. After trying to trash Arthur due to his distrust of him, Clark finds out that Lex is behind a military experiment that is threatening the marine life that Arthur cares about. We also get our first appearance of Dr. Milton Fine, Clark's new world history professor, who seems to have a dis...
Sep 19, 2023•2 hr 6 min
The Two Nerdy Idiots are back for a special bonus episode review of the failed Aquaman pilot from 2006, created by the Smallville showrunners, starring Justin Hartley (This is Us, Smallville) as Arthur "Orin" Curry. Join us in this deep dive of A.C.'s life in Mercy Reef, his Atlantis origins and how The Bermuda Triangle makes no sense. Lou Diamond Phillips (La Bamba, Stand and Deliver) stars as Arthur's father, Thomas Curry. Ving Rhames (Mission Impossible, Pulp Fiction) stars as McCaffery, the ...
Sep 12, 2023•1 hr 31 min
We go nuclear this week after a "decommissioned" missile silo bunker gets activated for launch by Smallville high graduate, Gabriel Duncan. With previous ties to The Torch, Gabriel warns Chloe of the town's inevitable destruction. With his powers still gone and fresh off a bang bang sesh with Lana, Clark teams up with Chloe in order to stop Gabriel from wiping out the town's population. Meanwhile, Lex continues to monitor his father's behavior in Belle Reve. Don't forget to leave those five star...
Sep 05, 2023•2 hr 4 min
After a breakout at Belle Reve, three convicts head down to Smallville in order find Clark who is their way to get all the Kryptonite juice they could ever need. Unfortunately, Clark doesn't have his powers and will need to do this the old fashioned way: with a brain (Chloe). While this is happening, Lex is trying to find new ways to bug Lana and Chloe about the strange events that have happened in the last couple weeks. Kenny Johnson (The Shield, S.W.A.T.) special guest stars as Tommy Lee, the ...
Aug 29, 2023•1 hr 49 min
The original season premiere special guest host, Sebastian, joins the Two Nerdy Idiots once again to bring in season five of Smallville. In the aftermath of the second meteor shower Clark finds himself in his new fortress with Chloe, a new test from Jor-El and two brand new Kryptonian warriors ready to wreck Smallville even more. After Lana witnesses their power she attempts to trap them, but they only want "Kal-El". And Lex? Well let's just say he's asking A LOT of questions and then lying to e...
Aug 22, 2023•1 hr 47 min
The Two Nerdy Idiots are back once again to host round four of the season awards! We've got a couple new categories and plenty of nominations, some obvious and some quite shocking. Thank you to all the fans who have continued to participate with us each season. You have made our arguments even better. Now come and enjoy the show! Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Aug 15, 2023•1 hr 27 min
Bringing back the original finale guest hosts, The Kieslich Bros, to end our season off just right! Graduation day is finally here and you know what that means: METEOR SHOWER TIME! When a second meteor shower starts to head towards Smallville the military come in to evacuate the city. The cause? Lana killed Genevieve Teague with the air stone! As the meteors rain down Lana tries to get help from Lex to escape murder charges and Clark rushes to find all three stones in order to reunite them and s...
Aug 08, 2023•2 hr 10 min
Nothing like an unexplained freak of the week for season four's penultimate episode! Brendan Nash, fellow senior student, is introduced as one of the school's "Most Likely To..." who has built his own version of Smallville High in order to keep the high school vibes going forever and ever. After kidnapping a few students using his "wax" powers, including Chloe and Lana, Clark teams up with Lois to investigate and figure out how to save them. While they do that, more important things are happenin...
Aug 01, 2023•2 hr 4 min
Clark and Lana play foster parents this week when they find an abandoned baby in the middle of a crater in a field, with no parents to be found. Within the next 12 hours the baby starts to rapidly age out of control, even causing explosions when it occurs. Clark and Lana take the child to Lex to see if they can reverse these effects before anybody gets killed. Meanwhile, Lionel comes back strong when he gets into a small feud with Genevieve Teague about one of the Kryptonian elements. Jane Seymo...
Jul 25, 2023•1 hr 55 min
Amnesia + Clark Kent? Not a good combo. A new "freak of the week", Kevin Grady, is introduced after robbing The Talon in plain sight. When Clark goes to stop him Kevin wipes out all of his memories on accident. With the help of Lois and Chloe, Clark sets out to find Kevin in order to reverse the effect, but it looks like Kevin may be trying to recover a piece of his memory as well. Meanwhile, Lex takes advantage of the situation to get more information from Clark about the caves and Lana decides...
Jul 18, 2023•1 hr 57 min
Brand new special guest host Megan, a.k.a The Nurse, gets into the Smallville spirit with us for our weekly review! Fellow senior, Dawn, makes her introduction as the popular and bossy prom queen candidate who becomes upset that Chloe has been nominated by most of the student body. After getting dumped right before prom, Dawn crashes into the meteor-infested Carlton Gorge which gives her the abilities to astral project and possess the bodies of living people. Upon learning her new powers she mak...
Jul 11, 2023•2 hr 21 min
LuthorCorp and meteor rocks are back at it again when Lex and Dr. Sinclair (Scare) accidentally create black Kryptonite during a trial run in their experiment. The event causes an explosion and Lex to split into two of himself, with the evil Lex taking the upper hand and causing harm to everyone around him, including his loved ones. Clark and Chloe move as fast as they can to get Lex back to normal while Lionel is just trying to throw a fundraiser and Lana contemplates a deal that could get her ...
Jul 04, 2023•1 hr 54 min
Another member of the Lane family is thrown into the mix as original DC Comics character Lucy Lane, Lois Lane's sister, makes her first Smallville appearance. Under the disguise of a "I miss you" visit, Lucy abruptly comes to Smallville after getting into financial trouble with a Swiss loan shark. Meanwhile, the air stone is "stolen" and Lana continues to sell herself for Villain of the Season. Peyton List (The Flash, The Greatest Game Ever Played) special guest stars as Lucy Lane. Don't forget ...
Jun 27, 2023•2 hr 13 min
Smallville gives the fans a game show of deciding who the better couple is this week: Lex & Jason OR Lana & Clark. After Jason lies to Lana about what he's doing in China she decides to take the map Lionel gives her and flies out there herself with Clark, who is on his own mission for the stone after receiving a dying message from Dr. Virgil Swann. Soon after beginning their own missions for the stone piece, Lex and Jason get taken hostage, Isobel makes her return as a ninja and Clark fi...
Jun 20, 2023•2 hr 6 min
Smallville lets the dogs out this week after we get introduced to two brothers, Zack and Josh, that use kryptonite-injected canines for their money heists. After Lois accidentally stumbles upon one of the super-powered dogs she takes it back to the Kent farm where we find out LuthorCorp has been conducting more experiments on animals. While Lois and Clark investigate further to stop the two brothers, Lana teams up with Chloe in order to find out more about Jason's family history after she sees h...
Jun 13, 2023•2 hr 3 min
Brand new special guest host, Michael, joins us on this week's episode review to give us his hot take! Smallville has everyone completely forget about Alicia Baker as we slide right back into Clark's stupid college football dream. Geoff Johns, Met U's all-star running back and town native, comes in to help recruit Clark to the school to be the Bulldogs' rookie quarterback. Before he can enjoy his weekend in Metropolis, Clark finds out Lois accidentally "paralyzed" Geoff's teammate. Since Chloe i...
Jun 06, 2023•1 hr 51 min
Welcome to the two-part, special episode event for Alicia Baker's unforgettable return to Smallville. After being cured of her mental illness, Alicia Baker is released from Belle Reve and immediately reconnects with Clark to apologize. The two slowly fall in love with each other, but things start to get wild. Lana thinks Jason broke up with her because she's not putting out. Lionel makes his return to the Luthor mansion, and Lex isn't buying his new "messiah" ideology. Multiple murder attempts s...
May 31, 2023•3 hr 36 min
This week Smallville shows us what happens when Lex has too much free time on his hands. After Lex and his employees cause a meteor rock experiment to go wrong, the whole town gets exposed to LuthorCorp's version of a "fear gas". One-by-one, starting with Jason, our main characters dive into their worst fears and then, eventually, into a coma (HAHA). "How will Clark Kent be able to save the day this time", you ask? The only logical answer: he offers Lex his blood (btw, it's not logical). Don't f...
May 23, 2023•1 hr 51 min
Smallville brings back the popular trend with a new "villain of the week" who turns out to have an intimate history with Lex. After Lex gets framed for murder he does everything to try save himself and his reputation. Unfortunately, Clark Kent is an old fashioned gentleman cowboy and doesn't allow for one night stands, so he gets mad at Lex and goes to Lionel for help in the investigation. In other news, Jason's mom pays a visit to Lana after Lana dreams about her in 17th century France. Cobie S...
May 16, 2023•2 hr
Dark magic makes its ridiculous appearance this week after Lana gets possessed by Countess Isobel Thoreaux through a Kryptonian book, filled with AIDs blood, that she got from eBay (LOL). The Countess brings out her fellow 17th century sister witches through Chloe and Lois, right before Chloe's birthday party, in order to fulfill their ancient quest: obtain the Stones of Power. Meanwhile, Clark is just trying to hang out with the scout from Princeton, but guess what...magic affects our boy C.K. ...
May 09, 2023•2 hr 8 min
Smallville spins a golden age DC villain's story this week as a new foreign exchange student, named Mikhail, who appears to have the ability to alter someone's luck...and have a gambling addiction. After Clark injures another player during the semi-finals, caused by Mikhail, Clark teams up with Chloe to find out what's really going on before everyone thinks he's on steroids and then forced to cancel the championship game. Also, Lex does something not so very chill. Don't forget to leave those fi...
May 03, 2023•2 hr
Talk about a good ol' fashioned switch-up! This week Lionel tries to swap bodies with Lex in prison, but ends up accidentally swapping with Clark instead. Now being Lionel, Clark has to figure out a way to get his body back and avoid getting beat up at the same time by the super aggressive prisoners. Meanwhile, Lionel is ruining Clark's life and relationships one-by-one, except, nobody feels bad for Lana (she deserves it). Margot Kidder (Superman I, II & III) special guest stars as returning...
Apr 25, 2023•2 hr 5 min
Smallville's intro to their Scarlet Speedster still holds up amazingly this week as Clark Kent crosses paths with a kid named Bart Allen, a.k.a. The Flash. The boys start to get along while also mixing themselves up with Lex, who has just come across a piece of a Russian manuscript with hidden Kryptonian secrets. Also, Jon is really needing a bro to hang with. Oh, and Lana argues with Jason about her tramp stamp. Real neat stuff. Kyle Gallner (Smile, Scream 5, Interrogation) special guest stars ...
Apr 18, 2023•1 hr 55 min
Smallville does a 180 this week when a skanky Crow student named Mandy, and her psycho cheerleaders, begin mixing the football team's Gatorade with a kryptonite love potion. This starts a lovely list of issues for our C.K.: 1. He's now the new starting quarterback (yes, Jon is sooo jealous) 2. Chloe and Jason both drink the love potion. Guess which one straddles Clark? 3. Lex tries to regain Clark's friendship...with garbage Erica Durance (Saving Hope) returns as recurring and original DC Comics...
Apr 11, 2023•2 hr 7 min
High school drama makes its proper return with the new appearance of returning student Abigail "Scabby Abby" Fine. Senior year has started with a fresh new face for Abby, courtesy of her plastic surgeon of a mother, but comes with some Kryptonite side effects: hallucination kisses. Meanwhile, Lois is forced to enroll at Smallville High because she's dumb, Clark tries out for the football team (take that Jon!) and Jason becomes the new football coach's assistant to be close to Lana (gross). Micha...
Apr 04, 2023•2 hr 4 min
We continue right where last week left off as Clark and Lois team up to find Chloe, who they believe is still alive. General Sam Lane shows up to prevent his daughter, Lois, and Clark from exposing the truth behind this conspiracy...only to find out that Lex and the General teamed up to hide Chloe from our villain of the week: Sharp Knife Boy aka T-1000 Rip-Off aka Lionel's new pet. Oh, and we get more of Lana's new relationship with Jason...cool. Michael Ironside (Superman: TAS, Starship Troope...
Mar 28, 2023•2 hr 2 min
We welcome in season four with one of our past special guest hosts Sebastian. Clark Kent makes his return to Smallville butt-naked with all of his memories wiped from his mind. As she drives into town to solve Chloe's death, Lois Lane finds the lost Clark and delivers him to Martha, who attempts to recover her son's memories while Jon remains in a coma (classic). Lex barely survives his assassination attempt and is looking to recover mysterious artifacts. Lana has a new boyfriend in Paris, Jason...
Mar 21, 2023•2 hr 17 min
