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Season Awards already? DAMN RIGHT! We're back with a lot of nominations and arguments for round three, so buckle up and enjoy your weekly ride with the Two Nerds. New categories and nominations have been brought to you by your usual lovely hosts and even some from our amazing fans. Thank you again! Don't forget to leave those five stars!
The Two Nerds have finally reached the end of season three, with our good friend Jesse joining us again as guest host for this week's review. A mysterious girl, Kara, approaches the Kent family and reveals she is also from Krypton and is on a mission to bring Clark back to Jor-El. To add more to his plate, Clark offers to testify against Lionel, finds out about Lex's secret room and finally says his goodbye to Lana...or does he? Adrianne Palicki (The Orville, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Friday Night...
Smallville treats us to a mid penultimate episode this week as we get the return of Emily Dinsmore, who has now aged six years since we last saw her. Now under the name of "Emma", Emily decides to prevent Lana from leaving to Paris by taking a page out of the kidnapping book. Clark plans to tell Lana his secret (again), Lex works with Chloe to get Lionel arrested (yay) and Pete comes to reality with his parents' divorce (ugh). Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Lots of things this week. Prof. Joseph Willowbrook returns with another Kawatche student (ok this guy is weird) to meet with Lionel Luthor about an artifact. The student, Jeremiah, steals the "Starblade" from Lionel and grants himself powers similar to Clark's. Jeremiah, believing he's part of a Kawatche prophecy, goes on a mission to kill Lionel. Ready for more? Pete keeps yelling at Chloe for talking. Lana gets her acceptance letter to Paris, but then gets mad at Lex for attempting to sell The...
Smallville gives us some superb content this week as we finally get to the root cause of the twisted and broken Luthor family. At Summerholt, Lex and Dr. Gardner have been working together for weeks to recall Lex's lost memories. When Clark learns about this he decides to tattle to Lionel to get Lex to stop, but Lionel turns the tables on Clark for his own agenda (get roasted C.K.). Don't forget to leave those five stars!
After breaking in the LuthorCorp lab Chloe accidentally gets exposed to an experimental Kryptonite gas that allows her to get the truth from people she talks to, even coming close to finding out Clark's secret. Unbeknownst to Chloe, the exposure has deadly side effects, so Clark tries to find a cure. We also find out Lana has special hidden talents (no she doesn't) because she applied to an art school in Paris. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Clark finds out Jor-El is speaking to John through the spaceship key, causing John to act out of character (kind of). Clark investigates the cave with the key, prompting Lionel to quit his suicide attempt (ok?) and to double down on his Clark Kent obsession. Dr. Virgil Swann returns to offer Clark another message, but also to strike a deal with Lionel. Oh, and Lana gets used by Clark again (HA HA). Christopher Reeves (Superman I, II & III) returns for his final appearance as Dr. Virgil Swann...
While helping Pete at the Teen Crisis Hotline, Clark receives a phone call from Lana in the future who ends up being killed by Adam (LOL). In the present day Lana is fine, but Adam sets himself loose after killing Dr. Teng. Lex begins his relationship with the FBI and Lionel reveals a spicy secret about himself. Ian Somherhalder (The Vampire Diaries) returns for his final appearance as recurring character, Adam Knight. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
This week Smallville blesses us with possibly the season's worst villain. Garrett Davis is introduced as the little brother to a "rare liver disease" victim. Garrett's older brother ends up dying, but comes back to life the next day. Clark then investigates, deals with John's open-heart surgery and has to stop Garrett from blowing up the hospital (dope). Don't forget to leave those five stars!
New character, Alicia Baker, is introduced this week after her and Clark expose their powers to each other during a class field trip. The two begin to crush on each other, but Alicia starts taking things a little too far... Meanwhile, Lana still has not kicked Adam out of The Talon. Sarah Carter (Falling Skies, The Flash) guest stars as Alicia Baker. Ian Somerhalder (The Vampire Diaries) returns as recurring character Adam Knight. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Smallville gives us their version of The Fast and The Furious this week when Pete gets caught being part of illegal street racing with new character Jason Dante. With Chloe's help, Lex finally tracks down the doctor behind Adam's "medicine". Ryan Merriman (Final Destination 3, The Luck of the Irish) guest stars as Jason Dante. Ian Somerhalder (The Vampire Diaries) returns as recurring character, Adam. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
A new freshman, Jordan Cross, comes to Smallville High with the ability to watch a person's death when they touch him. Jordan meets Clark who ends up preventing someone's death for the first time. As Jordan is freaking people out with his visions, Lana is having to deal with Adam's unusual behavior (which isn't even unusual because he sucks). Joseph Cross (Jack Frost, Milk, Lincoln) guest stars as Jordan Cross. Ian Somerhalder (The Vampire Diaries) returns as recurring character, Adam. Don't for...
This week Smallville brings us a Golden Age DC villain, Brainwave, that has the ability to brainwash victims to do her bidding and in this case it's to kill Chloe Sullivan. Clark and the rest of the gang, including Adam, all step in to stop the mastermind of these attacks. Missy Peregrym (Stick It!, Rookie Blue, FBI) guest stars as Molly Griggs a.k.a Brainwave. Ian Somerhalder (The Vampire Diaries) returns as recurring character, Adam. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Clark goes blind this week after trying to prevent a jewelry store robbery. While he tries to adjust to his new super-hearing power he finds out about Chloe's secret "alliance" with Lionel and gets more info on the robbers, with Pete getting caught in the crossfire. Our friend and special guest, Matt, joins us in the discussion for this fun episode. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
One month has passed since Lex got admitted to Belle Reve Sanitarium. Clark visits Lex, but ends up inspiring past villains inside to use them to break out. Lionel plans to make his son even worse with electroshock therapy. Lana starts her physical therapy and meets a new boy, Adam, with tons of red flags. Ian Somerhalder (The Vampire Diaries, Lost) guest stars as Adam. Actors Jesse Metcalfe, Shawn Ashmore and Jonathan Taylor Thomas return as characters Van McNulty, Eric Summers and Ian Randall ...
The Two Nerdy Idiots bless the fans with a bonus review episode of the official Smallville canon side story: The Chloe Chronicles. Unanswered questions from prior seasons finally get answered while introducing new characters with a mix of some old ones. For reference check the videos out on YouTube as well as the show's comic book Smallville Issue #8. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Reoccuring DC Comics character, Morgan Edge, makes another return with a new face and a spicy confession to put Lionel in jail. Lex gets attacked after this discovery and begins to have a mental breakdown. Clark steps in to help, but actually makes it worse...like always smh. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Local student, Seth Nelson, is introduced this week as the carnie kid who gets assaulted with a Krpytonite snow globe and develops magnetic abilities after being put into an MRI machine. Once Seth realizes he can do anything he decides to take advantage of Lana???? Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Smallville's 50th episode takes us back to the '60s to solve a case. After Lana visits her great-uncle in prison for his wife's murder 40 years ago, she tells Clark and inspires him to check the cave for a memory relic left by his father Jor-El. As Clark is reliving "Joe's" memories he starts to see that Lana's great-uncle may have been framed by a Luthor. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Another original DC character joins the Smallville roster this week with special guest Michael McKean (Better Call Saul, Clue) starring as Perry White. An alcoholic and washed out Perry witnesses Clark's super abilities, and blackmails him to get a news story. Clark begins to understand the importance of the Sun to his body. Lex and Lana try to do everything to get Perry out of town. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
This week we got an entertaining filler episode that brings us new neighbors and a Freddy Krueger vibe mixed with Inception. On top of that, we have a very high farm boy by the name of Clark Kent that tries to solve the dream mystery that's blurring his reality. Oh, and Lex is crying to daddy Lionel about seeing a psychiatrist. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
After an unknown shooter prevents Lana's murder at the hands of a meteor-infected classmate, Clark and Chloe find out the shooter is a fellow student with a personal vendetta against meteor freaks. Jesse Metcalfe (John Tucker Must Die, Desperate Housewives) special guest stars as classmate Van McNulty. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
After a brief tussle with Jonathan, Clark returns back home to Smallville only to be tracked down by Metropolis crime boss Morgan Edge (returning special guest Rutger Hauer). While Clark deals with his consequences, Lionel and Helen are shocked to see that Lex has returned from the grave. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Three months have passed by for Smallville without Clark and the city of Metropolis is paying for it. Special guest Rutger Hauer (Blade Runner, Sin City) stars as the DC crime boss, Morgan Edge, who has found out about "Kal" and his special skills. Meanwhile, the Luthors seem to be having their fair share of drama as Helen appears to be alive and Lex is presumed dead. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Capping off this rollercoaster of a season with another award show segment hosted by the usual Two Nerds with returning special guest, Bash, who will be the deciding vote during our ceremony. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Destiny has arrived and Clark is not about it. After a message from his biological father, Jor-El, Clark tries to avoid the start of his Kryptonian path so he can be with Lana. Lex tells Clark he's not having a wedding and then still has a wedding. Lionel creates a Kryptonite spaceship key. Chloe finally nominates herself on being Best Villain this season. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
THE DAY IS COMING! Clark and Lana officially kiss this week right before Dr. Walden awakes from his coma and hunts down Clark to kill him. Helen Bryce's office gets robbed. Lex hosts the rehearsal dinner for his wedding that Chloe isn't invited to. Lionel begins his own research on the caves. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Smallville's Haunting of Emily Dinsmore This week the story takes its first dive into one of the classic tropes: clones. Lana's past catches up to her after a childhood friend, Emily, appears to have risen from the dead. Special guest star Neil Flynn (Scrubs, Mean Girls) appears in the episode as Emily's father, Pete Dinsmore (just what we needed...another Pete). Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Chemistry Camp's MVP: Eric "The Inhaler" Marsh Freak of the week returns for this episode with the introduction of Eric Marsh, played by Zachary Ty Bryan (Home Improvement, Tokyo Drift). Eric commits a LuthorCorp robbery that Clark happens to witness, which brings more trouble to the Kents and also lures Lionel back into town. Meanwhile, Chloe breaks off her friendship with Clark and Jennifer Smalls returns to make Lana's life even worse. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
Smallville's Men Ain't Sh** This week Clark deals with the consequences of hurting some college kids in front of the new sheriff after they attempted to assault Lana at The Talon. Anson Mount (Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, Inhumans) special guest stars as Paul Hayden, the former ex of Helen Bryce, and seems to have a sinister agenda after showing up in Smallville. Don't forget to leave those five stars!
