Hey, I ever told you guys my life story before. Okay, so, true rock. I don't know where we have. May. Well, it's weird. Over here, I'm getting the red light for you. Oh, that's a nut. I think just want to start? Yeah. Welcome to SmartLess. Hi, JB. Hi, you guys. So this is your new, relaxed zone. JB is in Brooklyn. This is how I picture. Now, JB is now in New York for a little first stretch. And I pictured you going there Saturday.
And I asked you because I was like, I know what you're just hear me out. You get to your spot, you drop your stuff, and then you find the spot on the couch where you're perpendicular to the TV. That is so true. Yeah, but I already scouted that though. And I had to pick the apartment. I had to make sure there was an L-type configuration in front of the TV. Rest of the apartment. I don't care about it. It doesn't matter. No, I've got a nesting spot. Are you happy with the apartment? I am.
I'm very happy. But I'm a soft guy. I'm prone to homesickness. It's lonely. I live with three incredible women. And now I'm all alone. But what did I have to buoy my spirits? A pair of brand new slippers. The radio for me and the apartment from Sweet, Sweet, Shawnee. Yeah. How about you, Shawnee? I got Willie, something for his ankles, and I got Jason. You did. I mean, what did you get him some running weights for his ankle?
No, he got me that thing to stretch my calves because I'm having my hamstring. And I sent you slippers because I saw that, as I said in the text, you're not supposed to be well-raised. I know, I'm not well-raised. I'm sorry. We were kind of raised by wolves. But I think that's probably why, right? Yeah. But isn't it true though, because I was thinking about you being alone there, and I was like, isn't it nice to have just something soft like that or whatever it is?
Like, I texted you like, slippers to me and make a home. Once you have slippers, then you feel like you're like, or an LBJ couch in front of the LBJ couch. Shawnee, how come every time you say it's nice to have something soft, you seem to grab on your belly and you just give it a nice. Oh, yeah. The cook like couldn't mail my belly. The cook. What's it going? I'm thinking about you. Oh, I miss it. How are you guys doing? What's going on back home?
So listen, my thing is, I think I, well, I will FaceTime me and I answered it from the ER, right? Not just that. We had been taught. I had seen him for lunch. Yeah. Okay. We had this lunch meeting with, and JB, you would have been there, but you were traveling about. So we had this lunch meeting. I don't know. 90 minutes later, I FaceTime Sean to ask him something. And he's on the back of an ambulance. No, dude, he's on a gurney. He's on a gurney in the hall.
Seaters. Yeah. And I go, what the fuck is going on? Yeah, no, I've got the A-Fib thing again. And you guys know, and they just, I talked about it on the tour. And that's where Jimmy Kimmel gave me the nickname of paddles. So I texted Jimmy and I said paddles is that it again. And I took a picture and I texted it to Jimmy of me in my gown all hooked up to the wires. And yeah, I just said A-Fib and so they put me out. They paddled. So for the medical traces out there, A-Fib is what?
It's just an irregular heartbeat. Yeah, it's atrial fibrillation. So it's, some people are in it all the time and they don't know it. I know when I get it, which is a good thing because then I can go to the ER. Here's the worst part. Where the best part. Here's the best part. So we're at this lunch. Again, business lunch. Oh, yeah. The guy says, you guys want anything at the, he's going to bring the check. You guys want any one at coffee or something? He said, I'll take a coffee.
Our buddy Rick is there. Rick Kay. Rick says, I'll take a coffee too. And Sean says, that's the guy's walking a walk away. I'll take a milkshake. Oh, he goes. It's new, right? He can't even get a drink for lunch. Yeah, sure. He's doing any goes. He goes, he goes, just by the way, just vanilla, just vanilla. And I said, and I said, and if you've got any panels, bring him to the table. Oh, my God, I forgot you said that.
So 90 minutes later, he's in the hallway at fucking Seater's and if I get on a gurney and I'm like, oh, fuck. Those gowns are beautiful. If he goes down from this today and I've suggested the paddles, I'm really going to feel badly for a couple of weeks. So you get into the, okay, so that you feel the heart is racing. I should get to an emergency room because things might unravel from here. Like it doesn't fix itself.
You need to go in there and you literally need to get like a jumpstart to get it on. Yeah, it's like restarting a car or something. So they just said, but they put you out, which is great. And of course, I always try to think of something. Oh, by the way, I read the thing. Wait, this will cut out this air that it takes me to find this. This is worth it. This is great. We can have some music. We can put some music. Yeah, sorry. Mystery guest. Wait, one check is good. Prost.
No way. So I said, I said, she starts going, she starts going because this is what they do every time. I've been the doctor and the ER. This is what they do. I've been cardio version, it's called cardio version. And I've had this done to me like 15 times. So she starts gathering the anesthesiologist to nurses, her somebody else. I don't know. There's like five or six people there. And they go, they stand around the bed right before the procedure and they have to announce all this stuff.
And as she's getting into it, I say, do you mind if I take over? She goes, sure, I go. Okay, everyone. The patient's name is Sean Hayes. Data birth is 62670. We're treating him today for atrial fibrillation. We're going to use 10 milligrams of Atomidate and we're going to attempt cardio version. Everybody okay? And she goes, she's like, what? Nobody's ever done that. She goes, yeah, we're ready. So that's how often I've had this done. This is my car. You will do anything for applause.
So what about, what about, is, is, what about maybe buying your own set of paddles? Oh, that's a great idea. No, I thought about it. I'm just doing a small, why don't you turn in the garage into an ER? Yeah. Or just a section of it near the washer dryer, or maybe Scotty can just kind of bang you back into rhythm. Yeah, they could teach. They could teach Scotty. My friend Robert has paddles at his house, like a whole thing. What, truly? Wow. Yeah. All right.
Well, so I'd love to circle back to, and I'm sorry, I guess we're going to get right to you, but, you know, I'd love to get you to stop drinking ice cream for lunch. I know. You know, it's just starting to just kind of chip away at the, maybe the problem. But he could, dude, he made, he's got the maker at home now. Now he's got the instrument. Yeah, forget. It doesn't have anything to do with that. It just has, it's because I've got a gummy. It's a long conversation.
Oh. Yeah, I don't, I don't stumble into a fib. If it was, if it was because of the gummies, we'd be talking at J.B. Who'd be at fucking, near Presbyterian right now. As would, as would the entire country. Yeah. Now that it's all legal and people are, you know, in front of you. I'm going to it like I am. Then it's like a, listen, I don't want to mention, I don't want to cut in because we don't have a lot of time because there's going to be air so far away from it.
But I, instead of going there, I went to the All-Star game and I coached Conor McDavid and I was the co-captain with Conor McDavid. That's right. That's right. And I went to Willie's All-Star weekend. I just, it's really quick. I had a hockey nirvana. It was a fucking, it was unbelievable. I finally met Wendell Clark for the first time. That was the first time you met him. I was so sure.
So Tracy Wendell Clark is a, as a very, very famous ex-hockey player that will is, is, is so such a fan of that your, your avatar on your, your texting is, is, I, I have no, I didn't, I didn't even Sean. He gets, he gets golf balls with just the 19 on him because that was when I was number 17. 17, 17, 17. JB, last year for my birthday very sweetly got Wendell to make me a video and then sent me some sign stuff and I was that blew me away. Can't, yeah. Can't, yeah. Not even a campaign.
No, no, no, no, he went and got in touch with him and it was very sweet. So anyway, I saw him in an elevator. I said, I didn't expect that this is how it was going to happen. But I met him in an elevator and it was just unbelievable. And I got, I coached, I will coach, fuck, I just stood there like a ding, no, I, they said, what do you want to do coach? I'm like, who was the year from a stupid actor? What are you talking about?
I'm just hearing you down in like the locker room having to give like a, a, a, a, a, a, I gave a speech. And I put together from a different sport, all great quotes I strung together from York and Claw. I got a speech about it and it was like literally it was ridiculous. I think I lost them at the end when I said, when I first came to Dortmund and they're like, what? Dortmund. Yeah. Anyway, it was fantastic. We had a great time and I don't want to spend too much time. But it was so cool.
I don't know who you are. He did actually. I will say that. His, and his wife saw that I was like, and she, she nudged him because he didn't see me at for and then it was sick. And then I got to say to my dad, we walked down and I said, and I see Wayne, Gretzkin, I say, Wayne, if you're a man, my dad, he's like, no, and my dad was like, it was unbelievable. That's crazy. That went crazy. That's the whole weekend. That's the, the little guy makes good. He comes back home and it's funny.
You say that. So the last thing I'll say is so able, you know, you guys know my 13 year old. He says to me the other night and he goes, look, I'm going to check and make sure he's doing his homework and he goes, Dad, I'm really proud of you. I said, oh, what do you mean? I go, what do you talk about?
We hadn't been talking about him and he goes, well, probably the little kid version of you didn't think that you'd ever be there at the All-Star came doing what you did and he goes, I don't know if it's weird for a son to be proud of his dad, but I'm really proud of you. And then he came up and he gave me a hug and he kissed me on the, it was so sweet. Oh, that's a fucking part. He's such a sweet kid. And I did fall apart. He big softy. That's very like old soul of him to say.
Yeah, very old soul. I'm going to cry to you. So I'm going to stop. I love that. Really lucky. Now, they weren't there with you. Were they? No, just because of school, it was too many days away from school and they're in middle school and high school and end. But you filled them in. Yeah. Oh, my God. I faced time Abe from the bench as the game was going on. And I just like, I can't hear you. Are they hockey fans? Will?
Ish, not as much as they grew up in California, but yeah, anyway, we've taken up so much time and have our guests and our guest doesn't deserve to have me rambulant, but pretty awesome. I bet you the guest is crying right now. They need a little time to get it together. I don't know, but I don't know. But this person. That's pretty cool. Yeah, thanks. It was once in a lifetime and it was extraordinary. And speaking of extraordinary, you know, I love my sagways. Yes. Beautiful.
We're talking extraordinary talent because our guest, she is an absolutely extraordinary artist, actor, filmmaker. She's been nominated for an Academy Award. She's one, two, 22 critics awards. She is. That's it. Yeah, she's golden globes all of it. She's the first American ever to be awarded a Cesar Award. The, you know, the French Oscars. Yeah. Appreciate the appreciation on that. Yeah, thank you. Cesar, we used to saw it. Cesar. Cool. A little one. A little one. I take one cigarette.
Take one cigarette. I wait. I meet up with my lover. Coffee. And she's just been in some of the biggest films of all time. She's been in one of the huge franchises ever at a very young age and took her through her 20s. I would imagine. I can't believe that she's only, I think, 33. It's hard to imagine because she's done so much extraordinary work. And she's about to start, she's going to be in her new film, which is being released around the time that we're doing. Good research. I know.
I'm sure the studio is thrilled right now. You're reaching the day. She's got a great laugh. We know that much. She's dying to appear. I'm not only trying to think about it. I bet she's got the date. Why don't you introduce her to you? No, they gave me the date. I don't want to get. But the trailer's look so amazing. Love lies bleeding. It looks so amazing from age 24. Anyway, guys, it's Kristen Stewart. Oh, Kristen Stewart. Oh, wow. Guys, can you believe it? It's still art.
What are you doing saying, yes, to this podcast? What are you saying? I'm just sitting there on this like a publicist. I know. Hortchert sitting through art. I know. I'm so sorry to put you through that. Hi. Hey. Hi. How's it going? My heart is pounding. I don't know if it's like the initial conversation about your shitty heart. Mine is not like. Mine's pretty shitty. My shitty heart. What's the listening is, you sit around and listen to the podcast and you forget you have to go on it.
It's like fun to listen to you guys and then you're like, oh no. It's not that great. It only gets great when the guest comes up. The love starts now. Yeah. Welcome, Kristen Stewart. So nice to meet you. Thank you for doing this. Oh, did she have a coffee drink? Kristen Stewart. Oh, yeah. Oh, what kind of coffee is it? Is it a coffee? Is it green? No. There's little flowers on this cup. Oh, cute. What, you know what I was thinking about this?
Kristen, walk us through your coffee routine in the morning if you will. Quick. What's your go to? Um, so into the start of this. Don't worry. Don't be hard hitting it all. A bunch of garbage. Um, no, coffee is like only something that I kind of recently got into. I never used to have any morning beverages. I just would barrel through and then I realized how fun it was. Oh, yeah. Little stimulus.
So what do you, so do you wake up and go immediately down stairs to make or wherever into the kitchen or make coffee or do you have a gap in what kind of coffee do you make? I am very interested in this process. So for a while, I would like try and make espresso, but I'm not good at it. All of my polls are watery and weird and yeah, first thing in the morning too, you don't have skills. I'm kind of a being out of bed. Like I need to be quiet in order to not kind of like infuriate my family.
What do you mean you take, when you wake up, you're ready to go. Yeah. Yeah, I can wake up having like a full conversation. Like, oh, wait, what's up? What have you been doing? What are you thinking about? Oh, I'm still on my wife's exactly like that. Chris said I'm like that too. I'm very much like that. I'm not like that. Sean, well, Sean, let's not get into your sleep hygiene. It's a fucking disaster. It's worse than your heart. You gotta get out of your bed. You gotta go downstairs.
You gotta get in your car. Drive over to where Scotty lives. I've got the coffee maker that you can program the night before. So you wake up and it's already a full pot of coffee. So it's grump and idiot proof. Is it just regular coffee, JB? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. So I got it. I don't know when maybe two years ago and I thought about this morning as I fuck up such a creature habit. I never deviate no matter where I am. I go downstairs. I turn on the kettle. Then I fire up the Nispresso machine.
And I make two, a double Nispresso, a little bit of brown sugar. And then I pour in, so I do Americano style. Yeah, I was going to say what's the kettle for? Yeah. And then, so a little hot water. It looks like country. No, I don't know. No, just because I don't know if Nispresso has made it so easy. I don't know if you've tried Nispresso. I mean, instead of trying to make Espresso in this press, I'm just a dollar. You can bear with them. I'm pushing this looking for a free machine.
I'm just a dollar. I'm not. I don't need, I got 160 bucks. Say Nispresso one more time. You'll get 160 bucks. No, I'm not, by the way, Clooney owns part of Nispresso, I think. So, like, I'm not going to give Clooney anymore dough. But anyway, that is my process. Hi, Chris. Anyway, hi, Kristen Stewart. Let's do a guest talk, huh? I know. I'm sorry. Kristen, where are you today? I'm in LA. I'm in Los Angeles. Did you grow up out in LA? I did, actually. I was born.
My first house that I ever lived in was like into Penga, like at the base of Penga. No way. On the valley side or the beach side? The valley side. Obviously. Oh, really? That's literally, that's right where I grew up. I grew up, like, so you know, Gary's market there on a corner of Domets into Penga. Oh my God, you freak. My house next door. Oh, yeah. No way. Literally my backyard, like, my fence overlooks the, like, parking lot. And I would always like peek through the, yeah, I mean, that's.
I mean, that's the gate and be like, I'm spying on people. That was my, that was my loop with my bike. I lived in a house between Domets and Kanoga. Or sorry, between two Penga and Kanoga on Domets, like till I was 15, 16. This just sounds like a Tom Petty song. So we're with the Nihil's kids. See the valley's not that bad. I take great pride actually. I like being a little scumbag who literally like gets high off the smell of a 7-11. Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There was an old van store.
This, I just, I just saw JB's face, Kristen, you just made him so happy because he's telling stories about being in Widdell and Hills with this skateboard on the bus. Yeah. And I would, and I would live in the 7-11 store. I learned, I'd learn how to play Pac-Man, Asteroids, everything in there. I love that. I just live in there all day long, little hostess, you know, Kate. Oh my god. What was it like growing up, Chris? Like, was it, were you like Jay? Did you have a skateboard?
Did you play video games? What was, did you have siblings? All of those things. Yeah. All three of them, yeah. I would sit outside of my brother's room and watch him play video games until even like, let me, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Really? Did you go to school out there? Did you go to, um, Serania or Parkman? Oh, what the fuck? This is so weird. I feel like, like, you talk about the valley, but it's always, it's a big place, you know? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Let's talk about first jobs. A first job is a little house in the prairie. Did you, did you have to, did your parents drive you to like a million auditions over the hill? Yeah, and yeah, so it just grew up on the venture of freeway, you know, lots of traffic on the way. But that's, I learned how to drive it. Pay attention with freeway driving had to had a merge late, you know, you got to skip the line.
And then when they weren't able to drive me into the city, I'd have to get on the bus there on venture boulevard. Stop every single red light. All that would take me an hour and a half to get in the city, but I have my skateboard, my little head shot in my little vanilla envelope. And I'd get off it like Hollywood and Highland and skateboard the rest of the way and, you know, but it's for the passion, you know, Christian, just the passion of the craft from jump.
You just went to passionate young man. Was that your experience too like you go with your folks to audition because your parents were both worked in entertainment as well, right? Yeah, my mom really hooked me up because she was a script supervisor. And so if she wasn't on a movie, she would be the guy taking me around, which is total. It's just constant and like, yeah, you wanted you wanted it though. You wanted to be an actor. Yeah, no, she was forcing me into it.
I was begging. I was I was begging her. Yeah, I was. You will contribute to the bottom line. So for Tracy, the script supervisor is the is the person who keeps their eye on the script, make sure the actors say the lines correctly helps the director in the camera department with screen direction. And if things match, etc. Like if you're using your left hand to pick up the glass and all, you know, first three takes and then the next take you pick it up with the right hand, that's not going to cut.
So she'll say, so are you, did you grow up being incredible at continuity? Like would you always match your action? No, no, I think it's sort of the opposite where I was always like that shit doesn't matter. Really? I was like, if that's what you're paying attention to, then you're really going to do in your gel, right? That's a lot of problems. No, I would drive her crazy. We've never worked together. Oh, you guys haven't. Oh, you haven't. What dad do? Wow.
Stage manager. So he did like he did TV, which we always gave him like a bunch of crap for because we were pretentious movie people. So stage manager, so multi-cam for like studio audience shows? Yeah, he was like, yeah, super into the kind of he always told us that making movies was like watching paint dry. Oh, yeah. Cause it's boring and takes forever and he's like running variety shows. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did he ever do any sitcoms? Would I have worked with them?
Cause I did a bunch of those. In fact, then. I feel like he did mainly like game shows like Fear Factor, a lot of like a board shows and also talk shows. Like I bet you've worked with him a lot, but like not on anything long. You know what I mean? Like you've probably been on shows that he's worked on. Are they excited for you? I mean, what's your success is not new? Were they excited for you? Or was it just like, yeah, we're all in the business. It just kind of just happens.
No, I they were stoked and tripping on it. And my dad is both in very different ways and kind of like reflective of both of their vocations. Like I think as scripture revisers, a department of one and that's always like a freak. My mom's like not very social and like does her own thing and is like always. They're always my favorite people in the set though. Yeah, well, they're either like the best or the worst.
We're just like, oh, she's going to like just stickler. She's just going to kill me or you're like that. That you know, yeah, the keeper of yeah, or you just want to impress them. Right, right, right. Yeah. Yeah. With the way you match your action, but you see that. You see that was perfect. We only had to do it three times. They must be super thrilled with the way you've been able to transition though from being successful in childhood into young adult and then into adult.
Because as you know, it just doesn't happen that often. Yeah, it is weird. I know my mom like before she was nice enough to cart me all over town. She was like, do you really want to do this? Like we have to pay all this money for headshots and you know, you got to pay me back if this ever works out. And I was like, I will. And I like I remember her like looking in the rearview mirror being like, okay, well, I believe in you, but you have to believe in yourself.
Like the most cliche cartoon version of like the start of something and I was like, trust in me. Like a poster with the kitten saying, hang in there. Yeah, a bumper sticker, but it does it works though. That's great. But she totally was like, oh no, I'm going to watch my kid. I can imagine now like school is so scary being just a little guy in the world in every way is so scary. I can't imagine having a little kid and like at five years old you have to feel like, goodbye.
Good for so many hours you're going to go off on your own and we're not going to know what's going on. And you're just going to have to figure it out like even that totally freaks me out. And so the idea of my parents dealing with like me, you know, being like, you're a bad actor and you're ugly. You don't get the job.
Yeah. So like I talk about this a lot too, like you and Jason have this where you're not, I imagine in awe of of things that I would be in like having not grown up and wanting to be in the business when I was older. It's like, I still am in awe. Like if I meet certain actors or celebrities or whatever, I'm just like, oh my god, I can't believe like today I can't believe I'm meeting Kristen Stewart. It's like crazy. It's like really cool. Where do you where you desensitize to that?
Like for example, panic room, which I want to talk about, I love that movie. I've seen it 10 times. So of course, I'm so gay when the thing was over, I was like, I tried to Google, where do they film that? I love that beautiful house. Like, what brown stone. Yeah, what brown stone was that? It was a set, right? I'm sure it was a set. It was like a fully functional brown stone built on a sound stage in Manhattan Beach.
Every outlet worked. It was mind blowing. It was like in a time where I guess people do this. You just have to be like one of five men who are allowed to do it. But Fincher is one of those people and he just built. You could have transplanted that you could live in it. We should honestly see like where the pieces are. That's built it. But all those walls were where they were all they could fly all those walls, right?
Because all those intricate camera moves they had to I would imagine right the whole thing was like on hydraulics. I'll bet. I mean, I think there were like also different, we had like five actual, I mean, I don't know if it was five, but we had like different panic rooms that were detached from the whole house. And then there was one embedded in the actual house that was like totally practical. Oh wow. There was like, yeah, and then it was just the most elaborate playground for.
Sean, yes, what you call when you when you when the in the pantry when you run out of snickers, you call that the panic room. Correct. Wait, but but to my point, like when you when you first of all got the part and then at such a young age. And then there's Jody Foster and you guys are like working together to me again to me. I would have been like, oh my god, it's Jody Bond. But having grown up in the business where you like, hey, Jody, I'm Kristen.
Here we go. This thing goes like this. And but like were you desensitized to it? It was different like because I was now being spoken to. It's like, I guess I grew up on movie sets, like eating snickers and stuff. But I wasn't actually like in front of the camera and being like, hey, what's up? How's it going? What are we going to do now? Right, right. So that part was like it was crazy that all of a sudden I was like part of the process because I grew up hanging out with my mom and
settle the time and that's kind of why I wanted. I mean, it is why I wanted to be there and to engage with it. I can't remember if I was star struck. Like I was it was I was like intimidated by just being having to be like, okay, this is like a job. And I have to be like, yeah, for sure. Jody, let's do this. Let's rehearse. Let's block the scene. Right. But it started off being someone else.
But for you, was it like kind of hike out? Was for me where you like had I been older and understood all the adult responsibilities of rent and taxes and all that stuff. The stakes of auditions and the stakes of performing well when it when it work would be so much higher than as kids. We were like, oh, this is great. Fuck, I get to take the day off from school and just kind of like playing around.
And so the stakes were lower. It was more fun. And so therefore it wasn't quite as anxiety inducing. Yeah. Absolutely. I mean, I like grew into that. I think when I was, yeah, you know, when you're little and you're just like, yeah, I can do this and everyone else thinks I can. And my anxiety came later. How about for you? Yeah, exactly. Of course, it's not to be weird, but that's definitely just comes with the hormonal surge of like, oh, no, do I need to consider like having sex now?
Right. And I have to consider it. And you're like, well, now my life's complete. I'm debilitated. Where life's the work. But JB, when age was it, JB, that you also had the thing when you were a kid of like providing. So like doing the work was a way of, right, of contributing. Yeah, I mean, it was difficult because my parents were also in a position of manager in my career and also in my sister's career.
And so they were being compensated for that, but from us as well. And so that got complicated because those monies went into, you know, rent and mortgage. And so if we're not working, that affects the bottom line for the household. But you didn't know about that. You were on a weird phone. I did. And I was just kind of keenly aware of it. And it was fucking stressful because remember work permits. So what you were just saying wasn't true. You did feel like well eventually.
But what at the start though at the start, it was all kind of fun and games. But then as I kind of got into like 14, 15, 16, 17 and school got harder. And, you know, remember with work permits, you had every six months, your work permit had to get renewed. And they would renew your work permit based on your grades. And so that's not difficult. But if you know you have to, it becomes difficult.
Especially when you're looking down the barrel of a midterm or final exam where that's a huge percentage of your grade. And I know if I failed this test with some weird reason. Now I get fired off the show. All those people are out of work. And we got no money coming into the house. Did you find that it was hard to keep your grades up kind of dipping in an out of? Yeah, because I was really good at cheating. Because you know, when you're on the set doing school, it's only three hours a day.
It's just you and the tutor and you can kind of like, you know, hide a bunch of notes. In college, I would be my eyes hurt from not being those big lecture halls and my eyes hurt from cheating. Because I would, my face would be forward, but my eyes would look at the paper. And my eyes would so much pain anyway. How are you? You ruined your peripheral vision from cheating. So then, so then, Chris, so then how old were you when you did the first of the twilight films?
17. 17. I mean, I could and talking to the extent of quote Jason to the extent of which you're comfortable about like that process of being part of something that's so such a global phenomenon and instantly kind of. Again, you've been working since your kid. You've been around it, but now you're part of something that is so known and so like it's kind of. You know, you're famous.
Yeah, famous in a way that can't go out and around, but also in a way that very few people experience, especially at that kind of rate. Yeah, that was and also 17 is like the most awkward age ever. It's you're just now starting to be like, oh, I'm a woman. And like, yeah, I think I think I always kind of like was super utilitarian about the job because my parents are crew.
And I was just like, yeah, I love this job. It's what I'm going to do forever and make movies forever. And it's like it's chill. And then that definitely made things different. Yeah. Yeah, I'll bet it was. I mean, we have we have kind of like a cool insulated like when people ask me about like my high school years or like my college year, which I didn't do either of because I'm an idiot. Same. But that's like the period of time that I think about.
And so it's so weird because it doesn't feel like I'm referencing myself. Like I feel like really talking about a different time. It's like hard for me to relate to that. It's like so personal. I don't see it from the outside. I'm like, well, I was going through like. It's just so fucking weird to do everything personal publicly. Yeah, it's like what you know, I was dating you know exactly what happened.
Right. Right. Right. It's like me saying, where do you live? And you're like, oh, unfortunately everybody knows where to live. It's like, are you guys asked about your first like partners? Right. Every time you do an interview about like obviously like the series comes up. It's where I come from. It's like, oh, what about that? And you're like, yeah, it's crazy that people are so asking you about that first dude. Well, yeah, you know, I didn't have that. And I didn't go to college either.
And I'm the dummy that has like, and now I want to ask who is the dude. Like, I have no idea. I don't need their, by the way. Well, you know, the like, it's the proverbial dude. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. But it seems like you all you guys in there were all like it was such a phenomenon. As I remember, I apologize. I have not seen them. Everybody got famous really fast. It must have been comforting that you guys each had each other.
Yeah. To kind of go through it with. And you could kind of lean on one another. Because I seem to remember you guys all got sort of an equal level of fame. And you could kind of go through it together. I would imagine that that was there was some sort of comfort in that. Yeah. Totally. I mean, like, we were also different. I don't know. I think about that. I'm like. Like the first picture that I ever saw of myself in a, like newspaper. I was in that post.
It sounds like so old school too. It's like we open the post and there you are and cover. Smoking weed with your dog. And this is like my boyfriend's family. And they're like from Staten Island. And they're like, what's going on here? And I was like, oh, what is going on here? Like the movie wasn't even out yet. I didn't, I had never been photographed by paparazzi in my life. I was like, been acting since I was 10 years old. And it's like, what the hell?
And then like we were, I got in trouble. And I was like, oh, I think this is going to ruin everything. I'm so sorry. And now we'd legal and everything was fine. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But I just thought that was such a big deal. Was there a moment there where you considered like things would be so this was fun. But things would be so much easier if I got back to anonymity. I'm still young enough where I can go to college. I can study another career.
I went through that. I was like, is this worth it? And can I sustain a level of success and income? And I can get all the way to the finish line because I got to decide now. Yeah, these are the years for college. So like, did you go through any of that? I have to say I felt like at the time that I could have like redirected energy and like become become an academic. Yeah. I was so hungry for more work because like the Twilight series itself took forever.
Like it was, we did it over like a four year period. We made five movies. It's probably more than four years by the way. Like 17, 18, 18, 19, 21. Like those, I wanted to make other movies at the same time so badly. Yeah. I just sort of crash and burned and barreled my way through those years. And just like was really like lack any balance. I just like, I was just working constantly.
Or you had your eyes on the end of that tunnel when you're done with your obligation on the franchise, you could start doing other movies that were a little bit more exciting to you. Well, I couldn't, we all kind of, if we were able to like try to like slam one in in between. Yeah. And so that was why it was kind of like such a loaded period because we were like, either promoting one of these movies, making one of these movies, or trying to shove in something that gave you some like variation.
And on terms of what it like was like for other people, but just so you could like do something other than play that one part for fucking six years. But then, but then at the, at the tail end of that, did you find yourself like, was, was there sort of a moment of like relief or just like, I'm sure it was a great experience. I don't mean in that sense. So just mean that like just the absolute kind of, you know, making five films in four years.
And everything that comes with that and all the exterior pressures and all the, did you find that moment of like, fuck, where you could just kind of exhale and kind of take a second? Yeah, for sure. Yeah. And then the great news is that you did start to make, you know, films that were not to disparage those, those films at all, but films that were very, very different. And it seems a little bit more on your sort of artistic ideals and, and, and tastes for lack of better phrases.
I mean, that your career is just like really incredible, especially Spencer. I thought you were just thinking, I know, so, so, so good. I could have done more unbelievable. Nice to say all that. Thanks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, truly, I mean, your thought of as just one of our great actors, you know, and like, that's like not a lot of people come out of, you know, franchises like that and then get the kind of credibility that, that you have earned. And so it's just, it's just, it's awesome.
Well, it feels like Chris and like, you've had kind of like three careers in such a, or like four, like you've had, you've done so many different things. And now you've got this new film coming out that look like I said, I obviously haven't seen it yet. It was just a yes. Can't wait to see it. Right. How is the reception at Sundance? It must have been awesome. It was really fun. It was cool because I hadn't done like a, I think we, what was called like a midnight screening.
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Because you have like you are kind of doing lots of different kinds of films. So as you kind of think about what's, you know, the things that attract you, the things that excite you in terms of filming, like what are the, like what are the things that are out there? You're like, fuck, I want to do that. Yeah. It's so hard to answer that all the time. You know what I mean?
Like, especially as an actor, you're like, you know, when you see it and then you feel like a crazy person because you just like do anything to make it happen. But then before you see it, you're just sort of floating in this liminal like, I want to want something. Yeah. But I, but we're kind of starting to. I'm really gutting. I mean, like, you know, it's not the first I've mentioned. And I've been sort of like sending out this like siren song about wanting to make this movie.
Based on one of my favorite books and I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure at some point in the next like week or two, it's going to be something that I can say I am doing this and we are going to make this now because we have monies to do so. But it's so hard to get money for small movies. Yeah. But this is not the film you're directing. No, right? This is different from the film that you're directing. This is the one I'm trying to direct. This is the one you're trying to direct.
Okay. So you have talked about it. This is this is chronology of water. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Would that be the first film that you direct? Yeah. First feature. Oh my god. How exciting. I was going to get to that, JB, because both you guys again, you're similar to you grew up and you're around and your parents were in it and your mom's strip supervisor and you've made a load of films and done it really well. It makes sense that you would want to direct. Well, I mean, for what is the draw?
Kristen, like, do you, are you attracted to the court sort of holistics, sort of four corners? You know, you got to do it all kind of thing as opposed to just the just the acting lane and and playing a character because that's kind of what's the draw for me and a more interface with the crew. I feel like on movies that I really love making. I, um, you get to be a part of the crew and like directors that let you into that process.
It's like, it's not, it doesn't always happen, but sometimes you're sort of like we're all making this. Right. Even though there's like clearly somebody who spearheads and like, obviously the perspective that's being maintained comes from a singular place. It still feels like everyone's hand is in a balanced way supporting like the weight of that.
And so like, as an actor, I always feel like the directors in the scene with me or at least, or I don't always, but when it's good, I feel like we've done it. I don't know, like, there's an exchange and I just want to step on to the other side of it and be like, it's the same, it's not the same job. There's an element of it that sort of like kickstarting someone's engine and I just know I will be so good at that. Like, I just know how to get people going and, and like, or not peep up.
I know how to give you. I mean, like, accurate, like, if you're doing anything real, it happens. And you can do that while not being on camera. And I just can't wait to sort of like take care of someone and sort of set them on a path. I'm thinking about one person in particular and one movie in particular now. So I just like, I want so badly to just like preserve this path that this girl is on. And I want to see what she does with all of my ideas. I want to see how she makes them better.
I want to like, I just want to, I want to know how to look at things. I want to, I'm always, I'm always thinking like the camera should be in a different place. I'm like, you're not seeing this. Trust me, I know I'm not being received. Like, I just, I can't wait to put something together from the very bottom to the top. And just, and have a, have a plan and communicate that plan to a team. And be a motivator. And just, I got you guys. Here's what we're going to do.
And just maybe trust me if you're not seeing it, you will. And like, are you, are you like that in other parts of your life? Like, are you, are you the one that comes up with the great idea for where, where we're going to throw the party or where, where we're going to go to dinner? And who should be at the dinner? Where they should sit? Like, are you a good planner like that? Ty Bay. Yeah, I'm like a total control freak. I'm like, if I could just design everything all the time.
Truly. I have to, I have to hold myself back from being like, this is what everyone should do. Yeah, I feel like that control, the control freak, I know you're kind of, you're being sort of self-effacing there, but it does kind of get a bad rap. It's, it's, we have to come up with a better term than control freak. Because it's such, such a pejorative when really it's like, You're like a fucking rebel rowser. You're like, you're like, somebody who's like, let's go.
Man, like, let's, like, follow me. I got an idea. You're going to let's check this out. I'm a capricorn. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Which is not great for collaboration, but I'm working on it. I recently was, I was like, I was hitting, I was, I was at, do you guys, does anyone play golf? You guys see how you feel? I do. Oh, my god. Oh, hell yeah, let's go. Will and I have a sickness. Yeah, yeah. Me too, but it's so, I'm like fully, my, I totally fucked up my ring finger.
Because there's just like, bump on it that I hate so much, but it's not going to go in your heart. Fucking what are you talking about? What are you talking about? Are you serious? I have made a hole in Motherfucking One. Kristen Stewart, we're making screws today. This is, I've never had a hole in one. I hate you. I've been playing. Jason shot a 70 last week, a one under. Oh, I've never, I've never shot a par. I mean, I've, I'm single holes, but I've never parred any course.
Like not even the one that I, not even the one that I live next to, which is weird. Like it's like the Bermuda triangle because I've like, birdie, birdie, birdie, and then just like fucking shit the bed and like ruined it. And just like, is this, are you naturally gifted or have you, have you studied this? Have you taken lessons? My dad taught me how to swing when I was little, and then I didn't play until a pandemic. And then I started playing all the time. That's what we did.
And so wait, so you're out there at public courses there. You're going to like Wilson Harding and, and, and, and, or you join. Yeah. Have you not, oh, oh my god, she's showing us a, she's showing us the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the script from the local public golf course. Yeah, the part three down the street was a tattoo on your form. You are a badass. Wow. That is so big. Too. I really went in.
I was meeting my friends like finished up and we had this great game and we had a bunch of beers and we're like, let's go. We're best friends. We'll be best friends forever. But honestly, these are my like best girls. But wait a second. You got that tattoo after a few beers because I was literally just scouting today at a tattoo place here in the East Village. And I said to the guy, I said, what are you, what are your hours usually goes?
Well, you know, you're supposed to stay up until about two in the morning, but you get too many drunks in here that want tattoos. And then they come back the next day and they say, hey, can you take this off? Where's your racer? And so I start to shut down around seven or eight o'clock because you're not supposed to get a tattoo with a little buzz on. But you did. No, no, because it like thins your blood and you don't make, you know, choice choices.
But he was a friend of a friend and he's an idiot. And so here we are. But I still like it. I don't know if I've made bad decisions at drinking. And let me think about it. Wait, Kristen, I really want to play golf with you one day. I'm going to get a hold of you. And one day we're going to, I'm going to take you out to JB's out of town. Kristen, you can come play with me because I'm, he's not at the club right now, but I am. Yeah, I'm going to retire every golf to like to.
Well, after you guys golf, Kristen, I heard I read somewhere a while ago, you like cooking. I love cooking. Then after golf, you can't change the fuck. Why not? What else are we going to talk about golf for you swing the ball? I just want you to play all the time. And you can't just hijack the conversation. You get really hungry playing golf like we just have dinner. You do. That's I'm saying chili burgers or whatever. Yeah, you're speaking.
Have you just been playing the public courses or have you gone around to all the, all the country clubs too? I've been taken to like one or two really fancy courses. It's a completely different vibe. It is right. Yeah. There's some good and some bad. Oh, you don't like middle-aged white guys? I like you guys. Yeah, it's, but pervasively I will say sort of on the whole. Yeah, anyway, that's so cool. That's so, so, so, so, so, so cool that you do that. And we came here to play with you.
Shawnee, a food question. Yeah. Yes. So do you cook with butter or oil? Actually, it's very weird that you asked that because last night I made a pomegranate apomodoro and I used a bunch of butter and I was like, I know you're kind of got a bit of a cheap, but if you like a most of I should out of it and it gets all frothy and amazing and you like me. So this, yeah, it was really incredible.
But this morning I thought you could probably do that with olive oil and it would be just, it would be different. Maybe less risk. You still could get that frothy kind of. Right, Sean. Sean, does your, does your chef agree? So are, I mean, do you agree? Yeah. It's all about that pasta water. But wait, why would one want to go with olive oil instead of butter because it's healthier or different taste? What's also a little more Italian to use oil than butter? That's the thing.
We got to listen to America with the butter. We need to take a one coffee. I like the oil. I think you tell your guests also thinking you're cool. And then also this smoking. Are you one of those people because of yourself described kind of, quote, control freak? Like you said, do you cook for all your friends and like groups of people? Like do you like to command the kitchen? Yeah. Yeah, I do things giving this year. Oh, you did by yourself. Had that go. Me and my girlfriend did it.
Like, and then people brought stuff and it was so annoying because we had, we were so inundated with food and mine was like ours was really great. And then we had all these like dishes sort of muddying the waters and was like, what is all this bullshit? In their shitty pots and their tacky pants. Again, it's not control freak. It's a dream maker. I think it's a dream maker. Did you do the turkey and everything? Yeah. I hear that's not easy. I have a, I've really figured it out.
You have to get it in pieces. Like to do the whole thing is really difficult. But if you get it in different pieces and like the neck and back are, it's really gnarly to talk about meat in this way. But aren't like detached and get that dry, brine going. And so it's like all encrusted. So you've done this before. Yeah. Wow. Now how did you get the cooking bug? Did mom or dad cook when you were growing up? Yeah, they did a bit.
I'm just like, I'm kind of a stoner and I'm just really food obsessed. So like, I- You get a little snacky and you want something nice. Yeah, and I like playing with the chin. But do you guys cook too? Yeah, well, I started baking because I started making, started with a cheesecake. And I was like, I want because it's really good. His cheesecake is so good, by the way. And so I'm still craving a piece of cheesecake and like, well, why don't I just get off my ass and make it? So I just made it.
It's so good. Because the chef didn't show up yet. He used the show. That was the late five. You're Sean's doing real well, Kristen. Real. Do you ever make shit food like sloppy joes? I make sloppy joes a lot too. Yeah, I have like, I'm definitely low, low in high. I used to make them kind of this lot. No, no, wait, you have low in high, is that what you said? Yeah, like we fancy and also like, you know, it's cozy. You go low. We sloppy joes, cozy.
How are you now, you know, Sean is in great shape. He's a beautiful man, super handsome. But he does have his little cookie pouch. Yeah. And that's that's from all of the fun food that he eats. Picking. Why do you have no cookie pouch, Kristen? I have a cookie pouch. No, very fit. I guess what I'm getting to is you don't have like a huge workout regiment that offsets. Like you don't work out so that you can eat.
I mean, I have gotten, as I've grown into a reasonable adult who's not a total shit show. I actually do exercise and like cook healthy food and try not to eat the meat and like, I've incorporated some, it's like, I'm either eating sloppy joes and like drinking cores and playing those feel as three times a day. Or I am like, working out constantly and like, into priving yourself yummy stuff for a week or two.
Yeah. Yeah, like, or just more, I don't know, I kind of like going like all in on whatever I'm going in on. So like, me too. There's no great. What is your sign for Christ say? Aries. In fact, I was recently at the golf course in this dude that I see all the time there who used to be an actor. He sent us a screenplay of his. Uh-oh. He's an older man.
He's really actually super hot because he's like, he drives this lime green, like hand painted Honda and like place the tarot the back, offers the beer and a sock. Like, no, a beer minus. What are you doing? Yeah, he's like, you want one? Just a throw is there. That's crazy. If you were scripted, you took it. I gave him my email address. Yeah, I was like, you send this to me. You're a good person. But he's cool and he sent, he like saying these songs to me and my friends about our signs.
And mine was, I, it's, man, what is this guy? It's totally like Google was he's on YouTube. Um, but he sang this song called I am, I am, I am the Ram. And like all the verses are about like, I will lead the charge and like, but also how completely like, like fucking egotistical and like arrogant and like ridiculous and sort of like. Yeah, so you're not going to get people like that bothering you up at the country clubs. You know, that's the thing. Because I prefer this we can hear exactly.
But it was like really good, like he really got me and he really like nailed, he really like nailed on my attributes. And so yeah, like the Ram thing. It is it. I'm surprised. What's the animal for a capricorn? Goat, maybe. See, we have these like annoying horn. We're like these silly little animals with big horns. Yeah, yeah. I don't like it. All right. All right. We're going to let you go. But what is your last meal you could have being a foodie if that if you had to call in one last meal?
Is it pizza? I think for me it would be fries and a pizza, I think. Would it be dessert? Christian would be like a dessert type thing or would it be like? No, I'd go pizza over. Yeah, I like the food more. You like salt more than more than more than sugar? Primarily, I think so, yeah. But then sometimes you just get, yeah, sometimes I get a little crazy. No, yeah, I would say probably pizza, I think maybe like. So like pizza, beer, golf, and then video games.
That's a perfect question to our day. You just need a van and you're all set. I'm not a gamer. I wish that I was. I'm jealous of people who are into sports and video games. What's your, what's, if you're not playing golf and you're, but you're drinking beer, what are you doing? If you're not playing golf, like are you watching Shitty TV or are you? I like to play, I simply pull and cook and golf and read and make movies and that's it. Yeah, that's it. By the way, that's plenty.
That's pretty good too. It's pretty solid. I like the lineup. You don't want it really? Yeah, it's really good. It's really, really good. Sean, what's your last meal? What would you like to get it all day long? Spaghetti? You know, like, yeah, you're fucking. And vanilla ice cream. It's Christ. Drinking ice cream that really got me. It was really funny. Oh, Christ. Oh, Christ. Chris, we kept you way too long. Really? We don't deserve your time. What a pleasure. Yeah, seriously.
I'm coming after you for some golf. Don't be shocked when I, when I show up. Thank you guys for letting me hang out. You guys just all hang out and talk for an hour and then you put it on the internet. That's such a weird thing to do. That's what we do. We do that with my friends. No, we'll talk about your, we'll talk about your movie too. We'll say your movie again too. We're so bad about promoting. I can't wait to have it. Did we get a date on it yet? Yeah, when is it? I actually do know this.
It is coming out on March 8th. March 8th. I think. Maybe that's me. It's coming on the beginning of March. It's a spring release, y'all. Go see it. She's in it. It's love lies bleeding. It's Christen Stewart. The great Christian Stewart. We don't do this often. But we're going to give you a good one. Golf club. Same to you. Thank you, Christen. So nice to meet you today. Thanks, Christen Stewart. You were great. Thank you so much. That was really fun. Thank you. And done. And done.
Well, great. The great Christian Stewart. Great. The great Christian Stewart. I can't believe I just love that. You know, she's so. There's so much. I wish I had her. She's so cool. She's so cool. Right. She's cool. She's cool. She's cool. She's happening. She's cool. She's so cool. She's so cool. She's so cool. She's so cool. She's so cool. She's so cool. She plays golf. She plays golf. It's just such a great sort of counterbalance to that. I think it gives golf a great name.
You know, it's like, you know, because you think golf is on cool. Well, it doesn't have a long history of being streetcready. So you get some cool person like her. Like golf. It's great for the sport. I agree. But at the same time, I will say this like who gives a show. I wonder if she wants to be a dinosaur golf. The new dinosaur. What we got to do is we got to convince her to come to one of these pro-hams with us. Yeah, exactly. You know, and we'll be great. Yeah, we'll.
And maybe on one of our golf chips, she seems like a super fun hang. Well, the AT&T maybe gets the celebs back maybe next year. Mr. Steve John, the great Steve John will invite Kristen. Maybe I'll be. But and then on top of that, we forget the fact that she's like Academy Award nominated. Cesaro Winant.
I just used that like she's not even from like it's very not not rare, but it's rare a fight air of being somebody who's been part of like massive franchise and then done all these like really cool art house films, you know, that have her star would be would be one of the one of the few that Robert Pattinson had had a similar similar thing. Yeah, not fortunate because that that takes away from their talent.
But the both of them were able to find some projects that you know, facilitate the transition for that. Yeah, post that because like down you could say, but down he came into it with a huge, you know, body of work before he started getting into the Marvel stuff. So like, you know, but really to start as a young actor and come out of that. Hunger Games wasn't Jen didn't Jennifer Lawrence. Jennifer Lawrence. Yeah, she transitioned well. Great Jennifer Lawrence. You're right. All right.
So, but there have been a few days still rare. Yeah, you can't it's on one hand. You should get her. You know, I'm just saying because you know, she's coming. Yeah, there comes get ready. Why does he come to the episode? No, no, I'm not. I'm just saying because you know, when when. God, he can't he's so proud of it. When golf golfers sometimes yell that thing at the golf ball, right, we're like an announcer will say like she's going to have to get this one to blank, right?
If she's going to, right? Like when they hit the ball and it's in flight, they go, Oh, right, right, right, right, right, right. Okay, we will allow judges will allow you think we'll allow that. Bye. No, I will say this that particular one actually bites. Nice, nice punch up, Willie. Bye everybody. Smart. Smart. Smart. Smart. Smart. Smart. Smart. SmartLess is 100% organic and artisanly handcrafted by Michael Grant Terry, Rob Armstrong and Bennett Barberco. Smart. Smart. Smart. Smart.
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