NSFW Smack My Pitch Up 97 - Mad Max: Kronk's New Dystopia Transcript at the bottom of show notes Hobbit and Thandi strap in for a diesel-fueled ride through remakes and remixed of Mad Max! Subscribe to Smack My Pitch UP! https://link.chtbl.com/smpu_gui_subscribe Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Message & data rates may apply) _________________________________________________ ● Track Info ● "In A W...
Mar 06, 2023•35 min•Ep. 97
NSFW Smack My Pitch Up 96 - Freejack: Orphans of a Nihilistic God Transcript at the bottom of show notes Hobbit and Thandi enter the spiritual switchboard to remake and remix the 1992 dystopian sci-fi film Freejack starring Emilio Estevez, Anthony Hopkins, Rene Russo, and Mick Jagger Subscribe to Smack My Pitch UP! https://link.chtbl.com/smpu_gui_subscribe Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Message &...
Feb 25, 2023•45 min•Ep. 96
NSFW Smack My Pitch Up 95 - Red Heat: Republican Mustache Transcript at the bottom of show notes Hobbit and Thandi start a new cold war as they fire of remakes and reimaginings of the 80's action classic Red Heat starring Jim Belushi and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Subscribe to Smack My Pitch UP! https://link.chtbl.com/smpu_gui_subscribe Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Message & data rates may apply) ...
Feb 17, 2023•38 min•Ep. 95
NSFW Smack My Pitch Up 94 - Fatal Attraction: Stuck In Crazy Transcript at the bottom of show notes Hobbit and Thandi visit one of the greatest sexy thrillers of all time as they try to suppress their... Fatal Instinct Subscribe to Smack My Pitch UP! https://link.chtbl.com/smpu_gui_subscribe Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Message & data rates may apply) __________________________________________...
Feb 10, 2023•44 min•Ep. 94
NSFW Smack My Pitch Up 93 - The Rock: Jared Leto Ripped In Half Hobbit and Thandi are finally back! They head to Alcatraz Island to remake and reimagine the 1996 Michael Bay action extravaganza, The Rock Subscribe to Smack My Pitch UP! https://link.chtbl.com/smpu_gui_subscribe Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Message & data rates may apply) _________________________________________________ ● Track...
Feb 03, 2023•44 min•Ep. 93
NSFW Smack My Pitch Up 92 - Beverly Hills Cop: Fatal Instinct Hobbit and Thandi head to Beverly Hills to stick bananas in tailpipes and solve some crimes! Subscribe to Smack My Pitch UP! https://link.chtbl.com/smpu_gui_subscribe Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Message & data rates may apply) _________________________________________________ ● Track Info ● "In A World" "Opus One" and "Assassins" b...
Jun 13, 2022•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 92
NSFW Ep. 91 - Condorman Fringe (Mash-Ups) Thandi and Hobbit put on matching outfits, and try to start a gang of street tuffs. Subscribe: bit.ly/SMPUpod A new mini-sode format on "off" weeks on the Smack My Pitch Up stream! Mike the Hobbit and Thandi pitch a mash-up story with the previous episode's film/show Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Message & data rates may apply) _________________________...
May 15, 2022•34 min•Ep. 91
NSFW Smack My Pitch Up 90 - The Warriors: Practical Decisions (For My Thug Family) Hobbit and Thandi click their heels together and wish for some actually good remakes of The Wizard of Oz Subscribe to Smack My Pitch UP! https://link.chtbl.com/smpu_gui_subscribe Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Message & data rates may apply) _________________________________________________ ● Track Info ● "In A Wo...
May 07, 2022•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 90
NSFW Ep. 89 - Mash-Up: Chubby Grandad Matinee Thandi and Hobbit follow the yellow brick road to a land of unspeakable horrors! Subscribe: bit.ly/SMPUpod A new mini-sode format on "off" weeks on the Smack My Pitch Up stream! Mike the Hobbit and Thandi pitch a mash-up story with the previous episode's film/show Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Message & data rates may apply) ________________________...
Apr 22, 2022•44 min•Ep. 89
NSFW Smack My Pitch Up 88 - The Wizard of Oz: Bleak Like Kansas Hobbit and Thandi click their heels together and wish for some actually good remakes of The Wizard of Oz Subscribe to Smack My Pitch UP! https://link.chtbl.com/smpu_gui_subscribe Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Message & data rates may apply) _________________________________________________ ● Track Info ● "In A World" and "The Voyag...
Apr 16, 2022•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 88
NSFW Smack My Pitch Up 87 - Ghost: Why Is Everything Damp?! Hobbit and Thandi say ditto a lot. Subscribe to Smack My Pitch UP! https://link.chtbl.com/smpu_gui_subscribe Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Message & data rates may apply) _________________________________________________ ● Track Info ● "In A World" and trailer music by Jason Shaw ( audionautix.com ) These works are licensed under a Cre...
Mar 25, 2022•1 hr 16 min
NSFW Ep. 86 - Mash-Up: Demolition Man plus Idiocracy (equals Democracy) Thandi and Hobbit imagine a future dystopia where the Wilson bros and Sly and Snipes demolish good taste. Subscribe: bit.ly/SMPUpod A new mini-sode format on "off" weeks on the Smack My Pitch Up stream! Mike the Hobbit and Thandi pitch a mash-up story with the previous episode's film/show Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Message &...
Mar 18, 2022•30 min•Ep. 86
NSFW Smack My Pitch Up 85 - Demolition Man: The Demolition Meister Hobbit and Thandi go to the future to express their happy joy joy feelings about a Demolition Man remake Subscribe to Smack My Pitch UP! https://link.chtbl.com/smpu_gui_subscribe Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Message & data rates may apply) _________________________________________________ ● Track Info ● "In A World" and trailer...
Mar 11, 2022•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 85
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Feb 27, 2022•1 hr 22 min•Ep. 84
NSFW Smack My Pitch Up 83 - The Full Monty: Five Armie Hammers (The Razor's Edge) Hobbit and Thandi Woodard (My Handle is Jonathan Blade) go whole hog while remaking/reimagining The Full Monty (1997). Subscribe to Smack My Pitch UP! https://link.chtbl.com/smpu_gui_subscribe My Handle is Jonathan Blade Podcast Links: Twitter: https://twitter.com/Johnathanblade Apple: https://apple.co/2DEgoDT Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3gFHxEX Youtube: https://t.co/c70qsTS08p?amp=1 Check out tons of merch for the G...
Aug 27, 2021•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 83
NSFW Smack My Pitch Up 82 - Legend: Mustache Devil Knows What He's About Hobbit and Scotty P (Geekfathers) are gonna steal the Declaration of Independance to find a pitch on the back for a National Treasure Remake! Subscribe to Smack My Pitch UP! https://link.chtbl.com/smpu_gui_subscribe Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Message & data rates may apply) ______________________________________________...
Jul 09, 2021•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 84
NSFW Ep. 83 - That's Entertainment (The Short List) Style: Dystopian Musical Synopsis: Jacob finds himself in the literal spotlight after his brothers death, and has to decide what and who's worth fighting for in an underground society where his only weapons are his songs. Subscribe: bit.ly/SMPUpod A new mini-sode format every other week on the Smack My Pitch Up stream! Mike the Hobbit and occasional guests pitch and cast an original idea for film/TV Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network o...
Jun 05, 2021•40 min•Ep. 83
NSFW Smack My Pitch Up 82 - Legend: Mustache Devil Knows What He's About Hobbit and Kyle Smash (Geekfathers) balance the light and the dark when pitching remakes/reimaginings of the 1985 fantasy classic "Legend" Subscribe to Smack My Pitch UP! https://link.chtbl.com/smpu_gui_subscribe Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Message & data rates may apply) _________________________________________________...
May 14, 2021•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 82
NSFW Ep. 81 - This Flat Earth (The Short List) Style: Mockumentary Synopsis: Werner Herzog and his documentary crew follow four Flat Earthers as they make their way to the South Pole to prove once and for all the earth is flat. Subscribe: bit.ly/SMPUpod The Holli Fund: https://www.thehollifund.org/ A new mini-sode format every other week on the Smack My Pitch Up stream! Mike the Hobbit and occasional guests pitch and cast an original idea for film/TV Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network o...
May 07, 2021•26 min
NSFW Smack My Pitch Up 80 - Six String Samurai: Fistfull of Anne Heche's Butthole Hobbit and Dungeon Master Jack take a journey through the desert cinema wastelands to crown one remake the king in this episode pitching Six String Samurai! Subscribe to Smack My Pitch UP! https://link.chtbl.com/smpu_gui_subscribe Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Message & data rates may apply) ______________________...
May 01, 2021•59 min•Ep. 80
NSFW Ep. 79 - Legacy (The Short List) Synopsis: The son of a deceased horror writer must struggle with creating his own legacy while in the impossible shadow of a father who kept some very dark secrets. The Holli Fund: https://www.thehollifund.org/ A new mini-sode format every other week on the Smack My Pitch Up stream! Mike the Hobbit and occasional guests pitch and cast an original idea for film/TV Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network...
Apr 23, 2021•19 min•Ep. 79
NSFW Smack My Pitch Up 78 - Waiting For Guffman: Horny For Organ Hobbit and Thandi Woodard (My Handle is Jonathan Blade) are off to Blaine, Missouri for a community theater reboot/remake of the Christopher Guest classic, Waiting for Guffman! My Handle is Jonathan Blade Podcast Links: Twitter: https://twitter.com/Johnathanblade Apple: https://apple.co/2DEgoDT Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3gFHxEX Youtube: https://t.co/c70qsTS08p?amp=1 Subscribe to Smack My Pitch UP! https://link.chtbl.com/smpu_gui_su...
Apr 16, 2021•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 78
NSFW Ep. 77 - Climb (The Short List) Synopsis: A construction project near a newly clear-cut jungle is ground zero for a global catastrophe when human-specific parasitic fungal spores start spreading, and people start climbing... The Holli Fund: https://www.thehollifund.org/ A new mini-sode format every other week on the Smack My Pitch Up stream! Mike the Hobbit and occasional guests pitch and cast an original idea for film/TV Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit....
Apr 02, 2021•17 min•Ep. 77
NSFW Smack My Pitch Up 76 - Face/Off: Face Theft In Space! Hobbit and F.U. Hunter (From The Mouths Of Madness, Beautiful Disasters) pitch ideas for a remake/reimagining of Face/Off Subscribe to Smack My Pitch UP! https://link.chtbl.com/smpu_gui_subscribe Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Message & data rates may apply) _________________________________________________ ● Track Info ● "In A World", "...
Mar 26, 2021•50 min•Ep. 76
NSFW Ep. 75 - Next Star Neighbor (The Short List) Synopsis: Dan is an actor in a TV series about a loveable alien hiding out in the home of a quirky family. Little does he know a visitor mistaking the TV show for real life is about to be his new houseguest. Life imitates art as Dan tries to survive a TV-obsessed alien roommate without dooming the earth to destruction. The Holli Fund: https://www.thehollifund.org/ A new mini-sode format every other week on the Smack My Pitch Up stream! Mike the H...
Mar 19, 2021•22 min•Ep. 75
NSFW Smack My Pitch Up 74 - Empire Records: Bieber's Oil-Stained Corduroys Hobbit and Katie (Nerdcropolis) pitch ideas for a remake/reimagining of Empire Records Subscribe to Smack My Pitch UP! https://link.chtbl.com/smpu_gui_subscribe Check out Katie at these links: https://nerdcropolis.com/ https://www.instagram.com/nerdcropolis/ Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Message & data rates may apply) _...
Mar 12, 2021•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 74
NSFW Ep. 73 - Service With A Smile (The Short List) Synopsis: A suburban Karen is sentenced to a month of waiting tables after her tantrum causes damage at a restaurant. Sharing her experiences from the incident on her blog causes some unexpected results. The Holli Fund: https://www.thehollifund.org/ A new mini-sode format every other week on the Smack My Pitch Up stream! Mike the Hobbit and occasional guests pitch and cast an original idea for film/TV Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network...
Mar 05, 2021•24 min•Ep. 73
NSFW Smack My Pitch Up 72 - Heathers: Old People Crime Hobbit and Reese Williams (Spying on Humanity podcast, Shockoe Sessions) pitch ideas for a remake/reimagining of Heathers. Subscribe to Smack My Pitch UP! https://link.chtbl.com/smpu_gui_subscribe Check out Reese at these links: https://www.youtube.com/user/inyourearstudios/videos https://www.reesewilliams.com/ Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Mes...
Feb 27, 2021•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 72
NSFW Ep. 71 - No Late Fees (The Short List) Synopsis: In 2010 the movie rental store is in it's death throes. The last Blockbuster in town awaits an important phone call that will seal their fate. A new mini-sode format every other week on the Smack My Pitch Up stream! Mike the Hobbit and occasional guests pitch and cast an original idea for film/TV Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Message & data ...
Feb 20, 2021•21 min•Ep. 71
NSFW Ep. 70 - Starship Troopers: Fascism For Kids! Hobbit and Jack the Dungeon Master pitch ideas for a reboot/remake of Starship Troopers! Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Message & data rates may apply) _________________________________________________ ● Track Info ● "In A World", "Middle Earth", and "Opus One" by Jason Shaw ( audionautix.com ) These works are licensed under a Creative Commons A...
Feb 12, 2021•1 hr 22 min•Ep. 70
