NSFW Ep. 69 - (Middle-Aged) Heroes In A Half Shell (The Short List) Synopsis: In a world where mutated animal people are common, the four former child actor turtles deal with middle age, being has beens, and former cast-mate who's dying. A new mini-sode format every other week on the Smack My Pitch Up stream! Mike the Hobbit and occasional guests pitch and cast an original idea for film/TV Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (...
Jan 30, 2021•26 min•Ep. 69
NSFW Ep. 68 - Weird Science: Horny Eighties Sex Wizardry Hobbit and Chris Porter strap on their head bras, and deliver electrifying remakes/reimaginings of the 1985 John Hughes classic "Weird Science" Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Message & data rates may apply) _________________________________________________ ● Track Info ● "In A World", "Ashes of an Empire", and "Road Action" by Jason Shaw (...
Jan 23, 2021•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 68
NSFW Ep. 67 - Oak Island: The Hole Truth (The Short List) Synopsis: A treasure hunting adventure comedy loosely based around the mysteries of Oak Island, and possibly a backdoor sequel to Step Brothers? A new mini-sode format every other week on the Smack My Pitch Up stream! Mike the Hobbit and occasional guests pitch and cast an original idea for film/TV Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Message &...
Jan 15, 2021•29 min•Ep. 67
NSFW Ep. 66 - A Hallmark Xmas: Hot Widow Ryan Hobbit and Amy Bogarde (Deeply Upsetting) come up with their own takes on the Hallmark Christmas movie formula! Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Message & data rates may apply) _________________________________________________ ● Track Info ● "In A World" by Jason Shaw ( audionautix.com ) These works are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 3.0...
Dec 18, 2020•1 hr•Ep. 66
NSFW Ep. 65 - Headstrong (The Short List) Synopsis: A political thriller inspired by the events of 2020, and the racist ramblings of the singer of a band that hasn't been relevant since 2006. A new minisode format every other week on the Smack My Pitch Up stream! Mike the Hobbit and occasional guests pitch and cast an original idea for film/TV Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Message & data rates ...
Dec 14, 2020•31 min•Ep. 65
NSFW Ep. 64 - Plan 9 From Outer Space: Oh, Hi Earth! Hobbit and Carlton K. (Spiderbite Studios, Help Wanted) take on the atomic age with this episode all about Ed Wood's cult classic "Plan 9 From Outer Space." Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Message & data rates may apply) _________________________________________________ ● Track Info ● "In A World" and "Darkest Heart" by Jason Shaw ( audionautix...
Dec 05, 2020•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 64
NSFW Ep. 63 - Short List: The Last Turkey A new minisode format every other week on the Smack My Pitch Up stream! Mike the Hobbit and occasional guests pitch and cast an original idea for film/TV Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Message & data rates may apply) _________________________________________________ ● Track Info ● "In A World" by Jason Shaw ( audionautix.com ) These works are licensed un...
Nov 20, 2020•28 min•Ep. 63
NSFW Ep. 62 - Turkeyfied Films: The Blood Of The Bird Hobbit and Murphy Lawless give thanks by sharing a cornucopia of films adapted to fit perfectly into your Thanksgiving holiday. Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Message & data rates may apply) _________________________________________________ ● Track Info ● "In A World", "Tempting Fate", and "Love Him" by Jason Shaw ( audionautix.com ) These wo...
Nov 13, 2020•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 62
NSFW Ep. 61 - Once Bitten: RuPaul's Vamp Race Hobbit is joined from the future by The Bruce himself (GUI Pre-Cap). Together we sink our teeth into ideas for a remake/reimagining of the Jim Carrey cult classic "Once Bitten" Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Message & data rates may apply) _________________________________________________ ● Track Info ● "In A World", "Tempting Fate", and "Ashes of An...
Nov 06, 2020•1 hr•Ep. 61
NSFW Ep. 60 - Universal Dark Universe: Tom Cruise Is The Darkest Timeline Hobbit is joined by Jack the Dungeon Master for a peek into the Universal Monsters Dark Universe! Listen as we bring together Frankenstein's Monster, The Bride, Dracula, Wolfman, Invisible Man, Mummy, The Phantom, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, and The Creature! Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Message & data rates may apply) ____...
Oct 30, 2020•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 60
NSFW Ep. 59 - The Craft: Existential Spider Crisis We're calling the corners with this coven of four panelists conjuring up their pitches for a remake/reimagining of the witchy classic "The Craft"! Hobbit is joined by Will and Holly Macabre (Hellkitten RVA), and Amy Bogarde (Deeply Upsetting) for some couple on couple magic! Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Message & data rates may apply) ________...
Oct 22, 2020•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 59
NSFW Ep. 58 - Needful Things: Social Media Is The Devil Mike the Hobbit and Myke Reiser travel up to Castle Rock to have a devil of a time pitching a remake of Stephen King's "Needful Things" Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Message & data rates may apply) _________________________________________________ ● Track Info ● "In A World", "A Darker Heart" and "HiFi Brutality" by Jason Shaw ( audionauti...
Oct 16, 2020•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 58
NSFW Ep. 57 - Silence of the Lambs: DJ Hannibal Lecter We're gonna pitch this remake with some fava beans and a nice Chianti! I'm joined by Katie from nerdcropolis.com blog/podcast to pitch Silence of the Lambs! Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Message & data rates may apply) _________________________________________________ ● Track Info ● "In A World", "A Darker Heart" and "Ashes of An Empire" by...
Oct 09, 2020•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 57
An excerpt from "Ep. 56 - Movie Slasher Battle Royale: Summon All Monsters!" Mike The Hobbit transforms into his alter-ego "MC Gamwise Samgee" to bring you a truly monstrous rap battle between Candyman and Freddy Krueger! Ash narrates, and Leatherface delivers an electric drum solo! "Summon All Monsters" lyrics: http://bit.ly/SummonMonsters LYRICS: Ash (spoken): The Necronomicon Ex Mortus. Roughly translated... The book of the dead. The book serves as a passageway to other dimensions, and Elvira...
Oct 05, 2020•2 min
NSFW Ep. 56 - Movie Slasher Battle Royale: Summon All Monsters! Hobbit goes solo to cast two versions of a slasher mash-up movie starring Freddy, Jason, Candyman, Michael, Ash, and Elvira. This episode also features the soon to be hit single "Summon All Monsters" from Hobbit's alter-ego MC Gamwize Samgee! "Summon All Monsters" lyrics: http://bit.ly/SummonMonsters Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Messa...
Oct 03, 2020•48 min•Ep. 56
NSFW Ep. 55 - Heat: Michael Mann's Surround Sound Tutorial Hobbit and Herr Grutz (Beautiful Disasters) take on pitches for the greatest bank heist movie of all time! "Heat" (1995) on IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113277/ Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Message & data rates may apply) _________________________________________________ ● Track Info ● "In A World" and "Modern Combat" by Jason S...
Sep 25, 2020•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 55
NSFW Ep. 54 - Friends: America's Sweetheart Kristen Bell Hobbit and Amy Bogarde (Deeply Upsetting) "Friends" (1994-2004) on IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108778/ Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Message & data rates may apply) _________________________________________________ ● Track Info ● "In A World", "Atlantis" by Jason Shaw ( audionautix.com ) These works are licensed under a Creative C...
Sep 18, 2020•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 54
NSFW Ep. 53 - Zack Snyder's 300: My Three Abs Hobbit, Dungeon Master Jack, and Melina pitch some super-manly remakes/reimaginings for the Zack Snyder comic book inspired film "300." Our insights will block out the puns, so we will have to dad joke in the shade! "300" (2006) on IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0416449/ Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Message & data rates may apply) _____________...
Sep 11, 2020•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 53
NSFW Ep. 52 - Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead: Bad Mother Hobbit and Tori Sipe (letstalkpop.net) are right on top of this episode pitching a remake of "Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead", Rose! "Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead" (1991) on IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101757/ Let's Talk Pop! https://www.letstalkpop.net/ Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Message & data rates may ap...
Sep 04, 2020•54 min•Ep. 52
NSFW Ep. 51 - American Psycho: Field of Screams Hobbit and Herr Grutz need to return some videotapes, and pitch ideas for an American Psycho remake/reimagining "American Psycho" (2000) on IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0144084/ Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Message & data rates may apply) _________________________________________________ ● Track Info ● "In A World", "Bustin Loose" and "The ...
Aug 22, 2020•1 hr 26 min•Ep. 51
NSFW Ep. 50 - Deep Blue Sea: Look Who's Sharking? Hobbit and The Danimal are sick of these emmer effin sharks in this emmer effin reboot! "Deep Blue Sea" (1999) on IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0149261/ Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Message & data rates may apply) _________________________________________________ ● Track Info ● "In A World", "Atlantis" and "The Voyage" by Jason Shaw ( audi...
Aug 17, 2020•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 50
NSFW Ep. 49 - Predator: Sex-tra Terrestrial Hobbit and Thandi Woodard (My Handle is Jonathan Blade Podcast) are a couple of sexual Tyrannosauruses as they travel through the dangerous jungle of a Predator remake/reboot/sequel/reimagining "Predator" (1987) on IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093773/ My Handle is Jonathan Blade Podcast Links: Twitter: https://twitter.com/Johnathanblade Apple: https://apple.co/2DEgoDT Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3gFHxEX Youtube: https://t.co/c70qsTS08p?amp=1 Check...
Aug 07, 2020•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 49
NSFW Ep. 48 - Sky High: Welcome To The Skyhouse Hobbit and Kyle Smash tell us the best way to train a superhero during their pitches for a remake/reimagining of the superpowered classic "Sky High" "Sky High" (2005) on IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0405325/ Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Message & data rates may apply) _________________________________________________ ● Track Info ● All musi...
Jul 31, 2020•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 48
NSFW Ep. 47 - Beetlejuice: Ghost Has Got A Brand New Bag Hobbit and The Bruce (GUI Pre-Cap) fend off sandworms and otherworldly paperwork to deliver an episode full of remake/reimagining ideas for "Beetlejuice" "Beetlejuice" (1988) on IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094721/ Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Message & data rates may apply) _________________________________________________ ● Trac...
Apr 28, 2020•51 min•Ep. 47
NSFW Ep. 46 - Clerks (Live at GalaxyCon) Hobbit and Scotty P. (Geekfather) go berzerker with some surprising choices for a remake/reimagining of the Kevin Smith cult classic "Clerks." Recorded live at GalaxyCon in Richmond, VA on 2/28/20. "Clerks" (1994) on IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109445/ Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Message & data rates may apply) _________________________________...
Apr 01, 2020•34 min•Ep. 46
NSFW Ep. 45 - Sleepless in Seattle: Big Dad Energy Hobbit and Amy Bogarde (Deeply Upsetting) get in the Valentine's Day Spirit with pitches for a remake/reimagining of "Sleepless in Seattle" "Sleepless in Seattle" (1993) on IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108160/ GUI Network Podcasts at GalaxyCon 2/28-3/1: https://www.facebook.com/events/465128854169145/ Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Message &a...
Feb 14, 2020•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 45
NSFW Ep. 44 - Tombstone: Doc Holliday and the Kangaroo Men Hobbit and Herr Grutz (Beautiful Disasters) pitch some pretty terrible ideas for a remake/reimagining of the 1993 Western classic "Tombstone." "Tombstone" (1993) on IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108358/ Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Message & data rates may apply) _________________________________________________ ● Track Info ● "I...
Jan 31, 2020•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 44
NSFW Ep. 43 - Gremlins - Elf Hard 2: The New Batch Hobbit and Tori Sipe pitch about the creepy and hilarious holiday classic "Gremlins." "Gremlins" (1984) on IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087363/ Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Message & data rates may apply) _________________________________________________ Join Us Every 1st and 3rd Monday (and more!) at Fallout for GUI Trivia! 8-10 pm www...
Dec 20, 2019•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 43
NSFW Ep. 42 - Willow: Raising Elorazona Hobbit and Sideshow pitch over the high fantasy classic "Willow" "Willow (1988) on IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096446/ Punks For Presents https://www.facebook.com/events/999458230403129/ Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/teepublicGUI GUI Network Hotline: (804) 505-4GUI (4484) (Message & data rates may apply) _________________________________________________ Join Us Every 1st and 3rd Monday (and more!) at Fa...
Dec 13, 2019•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 42
NSFW Ep. 41 - Alien: Pants Pinocchio In space, no one can hear Hobbit and Manda Nostromo remake/reimagine "Alien" "Alien" (1978) on IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078748/ Booze Clues Live! in the Dark Room 12/08/19 (21 and Up / Free!) https://www.facebook.com/events/570541530155913/ Creatures Grimm MC Toy Run https://www.facebook.com/events/549443849157583/ Punks For Presents https://www.facebook.com/events/999458230403129/ Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bi...
Dec 06, 2019•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 41
