Send us a text Katie and Bridget show their spirit fingers as they re-watch the nostalgic 2000's movie: Bring It On! It's a movie all about how our country was built on the backs of cultural appropriation and racism... But via cheerleading! YEAH! Come along as we meet Torrance (Ta-Ta-Ta-Torrance), newly elected high school cheerleading captain who's looking to bring her team to victory yet another year in a row. But when new recruit Missy (she's the poo - take a whiff) joins the team, Torrance q...
Mar 27, 2024•1 hr•Ep. 190
Send us a text Katie and Bridget swap faces as they re-watch the insane 90's movie: Face/Off! It's a movie all about how your tax payer dollars are going towards secret underground face swapping science and technology that will ONLY be used to help cops trick the brothers of terrorists into confessing where a bomb is... But seriously, that's actually the plot guys! Come along as we meet Sean Archer (aka John Travolta), a cop out for vengeance against the terrorist Castor Troy (aka Nicolas Cage) ...
Mar 20, 2024•1 hr•Ep. 189
Send us a text Katie and Bridget frantically get free trials for random streaming channels to watch The 96th Academy Awards - aka The Oscars! Come hear all about the fashion, the winners, the losers, the drammaaaaaaaa (there was lots), and of course the things that made us rage - hey, Barbie lost everything okay! Give us a break! A night of majesty lead us to ask the real questions, such as: Was Al Pacino drunk when doing his presenting? Should Ryan Gosling do a song and dance number at every Os...
Mar 13, 2024•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 188
Send us a text Katie and Bridget head off to an unsupervised summer camp run by literal children as they re-watch the movie: Camp Nowhere! It's a movie all about how adults are dumb, Nerf Guns rule, and lighting fireworks while jumping into a lake actually looks fun - AKA: this was made in the 90s! Come along as we meet Mud, a kid who is a nerd but is also best friends with the coolest kids in school (we don't get it either). Him and his group of friends decide to trick their parents into sendin...
Mar 06, 2024•53 min•Ep. 187
Send us a text Katie and Bridget nuke the planet from orbit (its the only way to be sure), as they re-watch the 80s classic: Aliens! Ripley's back and she's more pissed off than ever! Can you blame her!? After waking from being in hyper sleep for 57 years, she gets thrust into helping a group of marines go attempt to rescue a colony that was stationed on the Alien planet - yes THAT alien planet. Basically, nobody has a good time and almost everyone dies! But don't worry because this movie is als...
Feb 28, 2024•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 186
Send us a text Katie and Bridget hide from the plagues as they re-watch the movie: The Prince of Egypt! It's a story all about how God is voiced by Val Kilmer and while he can do wonders, he can also be really friggon scary! Come along as we meet Moses, the original baby floating down the river, who gets adopted by the Pharoah queen and raised as Egyptian royalty alongside his new brother Rameses. When Moses grows up he learns that he's actually one of the Hebrews that was saved from his adopted...
Feb 21, 2024•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 185
Send us a text Katie and Bridget board an unsinkable ship as they re-watch the 90's hit: Titanic! It's a love story all about how sometimes boning will give you back your zest for life! ...And also how swimming may end up saving your life in a boat crash one day! Come along as we meet Rose, a sometimes old lady but mostly young lady, who goes from depressed and hanging off the edge of the ship to swinging axes (eyes closed) to save her boyfriend of 12 hours! Hell yeah! She falls in love with Jac...
Feb 14, 2024•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 184
Send us a text Katie (not Cady) and Bridget write in their Burn Books as they re-watch the original: Mean Girls! It's a movie all about how high school is kind of like living in Africa, except in Africa there are no scary Aaron Samuels who imitate monkeys (that was not okay!). Come along as we meet Cady, a homeschool jungle freak who starts at a new school and quickly learns that there are a lot more rules here. When she gets adopted by the Plastics, a trio of popular girls run by the future CEO...
Feb 07, 2024•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 183
Send us a text Katie and Bridget recap their trip to the 2024 Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah for this month's NOstalgic Happy Hour! Hear all about their journey spanning from the start of how they went about buying tickets all the way to dancing in the street with a flash mob of Napoleon Dynamites! You'll get insight into the movies they saw, and one they DIDN'T SEE #notoverit, as well as their plan for how to go about Sundance in the future. Hint: it involves either Etsying a Kenneth...
Jan 31, 2024•55 min•Ep. 182
Send us a text Katie and Bridget dismantle the He-Man-Women-Haters Club as they re-watch: The Little Rascals! It's a movie all about how you only meet your once in a lifetime friend - once in a lifetime (quote Stymie). Come along as we meet Spanky, the leader of the gang who is way too comfortable with execution, and his best friend Alfalfa, who is in love with the 6 year old feminist herself: Darla. When Alfalfa accidently burns down their clubhouse, the gang sets off to raise some money throug...
Jan 24, 2024•59 min•Ep. 181
Send us a text Katie and Bridget hang out in Antarctica as they re-watch the movie: The Thing! It's a story all about how when you shove a bunch of depressed dudes into an isolated and cold location with no direction on their research, they will begin to all suspect one another are aliens! ...Mainly because yeah one/some/all of them are aliens! Come along as we follow the research team that gets thrust into their very own game of Clue. When a Thing (take a sip) is discovered to have infiltrated ...
Jan 17, 2024•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 180
Send us a text Katie and Bridget both take different colored pills as they re-watch the 90's hit: The Matrix! It's a movie all about how real life has been taken over by evil AI and we're all living in pods with fake projections of what our life really is - We swear this is fiction! Come along as we meet Neo, our own personal Jesus Christ who IS the one. He gets brought out of the Matrix by his one true love Morpheus, a guy with just the coolest shades you've ever seen. Neo learns that real life...
Jan 10, 2024•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 179
Send us a text Katie and Bridget say Wingardium Leviosa as they re-watch the movie: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone! Come along as we meet the famous Harry Potter, a possibly nepobaby that we allow since ya know, his parents died and he basically grew up being abused... He discovers he's a wizard (and also secretly rich - hello!?) and embarks on a magical journey to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry - a place where the rules are made up and the points don't matter. While there, he...
Jan 03, 2024•1 hr 25 min•Ep. 178
Send us a text Katie and Bridget sing Where Are You Christmas as they re-watch the holiday hit: How the Grinch Stole Christmas! It's a movie that looks and acts like a horror movie, but is actually rated PG and made for kids!(?) Come along as we meet the Grinch, a sassy once-traumatized-abandoned-child who now hates Christmas and all the Whos who celebrate it! His life gets interjected by Cindy Lou Who, an 8 year old investigative journalist who decides to make the Grinch her new passion project...
Dec 20, 2023•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 177
Send us a text Katie and Bridget travel through the seven layers of the Candy Cane Forest, past the Sea of Swirly Twirly Gum Drops, and then they walk through the Lincoln Tunnel... as they re-watch the Holiday classic: Elf! It's a movie all about Buddy the Elf #whatsyourfavoritecolor!? Buddy is actually not an elf, but a human who was adopted/not returned to the human world by Santa's elves in the North Pole. He travels to New York City to meet his real dad Walter Hobbs, who is on the Naughty Li...
Dec 13, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 176
Send us a text Katie and Bridget do a lot of UMs as they re-watch the 80's movie: Better Off Dead... ! It's a somehow rated PG movie all about a teenager looking to end his life when his girlfriend dumps him.... Yup! We're also confused! Come along as we meet Lane, a walking boyfriend of red flags who spends the movie being mopey and possibly schizophrenic once his girlfriend Beth dumps him for the captain of the ski team - our own real life Ken doll named Roy. Along the way there's his best fri...
Dec 06, 2023•51 min•Ep. 175
Send us a text Katie and Bridget spend 20 years trying to play football at Notre Dame as they re-watch the movie: Rudy! It's a story all about how if you have a dream, you're gonna have to work your 5-foot-nothing butt off to make it happen AND potentially become homeless along the way! Come along as we meet Rudy, a guy who's name is thankfully not actually Rudy Ruettiger. He spends his life aspiring to play football the University of Notre Dame, but faces hurdles when he doesn't have the grades...
Nov 29, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 174
Send us a text Katie and Bridget dance down the yellow brick road as they re-watch the classic movie: The Wizard of Oz! It's a timeless tale that features horrific behind the scenes trivia, as well as random trivia that our Dad likes to quote! Come along as we meet Dorothy, the ultimate dog lover from Kansas, who gets swept up by a Twister (no Bill and Jo's here unfortunately) and brought to the magical land of Oz. There she commits manslaughter, breaks up a potential cult, and learns about the ...
Nov 22, 2023•59 min•Ep. 173
Send us a text Katie and Bridget break and enter as they re-watch Nickelodeon's first ever movie: Harriet The Spy! It's a story all about how having your private journal read aloud to all your friends really sucks! Come along as we meet Harriet, an alleged spy who wants to be a writer but kind of gets caught up with just talking smack about people. Her lifelong nanny, Golly, finally says "screw this I'm off to get laid!" and leaves Harriet to fend for herself socially - Spoiler alert: it doesn't...
Nov 15, 2023•50 min•Ep. 172
Send us a text Katie and Bridget do a drug deal on a rollercoaster as they re-watch the movie: True Romance! It's a story all about romance, possibly mental health disorders (involving Elvis), dangerous crime, and drugs - lots and lots of drugs. Meet Clarence, a guy who legit falls in love/gets married ala Love Actually rules to Alabama, the call girl who his boss hired to get him laid. They get wrapped up on the wrong side of high profile criminals when Clarence accidently steals a suitcase of ...
Nov 08, 2023•57 min•Ep. 171
Send us a text Katie and Bridget strap onto a pipe with a belt as they re-watch the 90's thriller: Twister! It's a very informative scientific film about chasing tornados that also has some Degrassi level dramaaaaaa! It's also apparently Bridget's 2nd favorite movie!(?)! Come along as we meet Bill, a guy who is not back but also has tornado intuition so he's def back. He brings his fiancé Melissa to see his current wife Jo to sign divorce papers but then gets swept up in romance and the past and...
Nov 01, 2023•54 min•Ep. 170
Send us a text Katie and Bridget go live in a castle in Transylvania as they re-watch one of the OG parody films: Young Frankenstein! It's a movie all about Dr. Frankenstein (pronounced Franken-Schtein) who inherits his grandfathers castle and therefore means he immediately becomes obsessed with continuing grandpa's previous science experiments on reanimating dead people. He's not being crazy alone though - there's also Igor, the sassiest assistant you've ever seen, and Inga, the assistant who s...
Oct 25, 2023•51 min•Ep. 169
Send us a text Katie and Bridget become witches (not bitches) as they re-watch the Disney Channel Original Movie: Halloweentown! It's a movie all about how lying to your children about their spooky heritage will result in them running away, sneaking onto buses, and disrupting the townspeople's day to day lives with their human bullshit! Come along as we meet older sister Marnie, a girl who is like Katie in the sense that she loves the spoops and she's full of SASS; her brother Dylan, who sadly d...
Oct 18, 2023•56 min•Ep. 168
Send us a text Katie and Bridget get real emo as they re-watch the cult classic: Donnie Darko! It's a movie all about time travel, wormholes, science vs. religion, and how being a white teen boy SUCKS! IT'S JUST THE HARDEST THING EVER! Come along as we meet Donnie, an emotastic guy who maybe should have just given back the red scarf and we could have avoided this whole mess! He avoids death via airplane engine which at first seems great, until he then meets a creepy bunny named Frank - no relati...
Oct 11, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 167
Send us a text Katie and Bridget sing the theme song out of sync while they re-watch the 80's classic: Ghostbusters! It's a movie all about parapsychologists (NOT Bill Pulman from Casper) who set out on a successful business endeavor catching ghosts in NYC. Come along as we meet Dr. Venkman, a man who's on a one way train to a sexual harassment lawsuit; Ray, a man who definitely has his priorities straight when it comes to ghosts but not when it comes to finances; and Egon, a guy who can actuall...
Oct 04, 2023•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 166
Send us a text Katie and Bridget drive off a cliff (but then bounce off rocks and float down the river ontop of their car - ala The Goofy Movie) as they re-watch the movie: Thelma & Louise! It's a movie all about two best friends, going on a trip they'll never forget, and committing lots of felonies/murder along the way! Come along as we meet Thelma, a woman who really needed more time in this movie to experiment with other dudes (seriously only TWO men in her entire lifetime!?), and Louise,...
Sep 27, 2023•58 min•Ep. 165
Send us a text Katie and Bridget spread alien conspiracy theories as they re-watch the movie: The Faculty! It's a movie featuring every actor ever (for real) in a sci-fi version of The Breakfast Club! Come along as we watch high schoolers try to survive a parasitic alien invasion that takes down the school's faculty. The aliens also may or may not be contributing to our planet's water crisis as a result - but we digress. Meet our angsty teens: Casey, a pre-Frodo who really needed Sam with him; S...
Sep 20, 2023•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 164
Send us a text Katie and Bridget yell "Kwantsu dudes!" as they re-watch the movie: Surf Ninjas! It's a nostalgic family favorite that features two things the 90's loved: ninjas and surfing. Come along as we meet Johnny and Adam, two brothers who discover that they're the long lost princes of a place called Patusan - NOT the place with the porta potties! They get thrust into a wild adventure all under the watchful eye of Snacks/Stacks/Snatch/Zach/Zatch: their secret uncle, who has no qualms about...
Sep 13, 2023•59 min•Ep. 163
Send us a text Katie and Bridget get Saturday detention as they re-watch the 80's classic: The Breakfast Club! It's a movie all about how no matter how different people may be, they can still find ways to get along... That is, 4 out of the 5 find ways to make out with each other while the nerd is left to not make out with anyone AND write everyone's essay! Come along as we meet the crew: Claire, a girl who really needs to learn more about the patriarchy so she doesn't end up dating her sexual as...
Sep 06, 2023•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 162
Send us a text Katie and Bridget say "Hi Barbie!" as they re-watch this month's NOstalgic Happy Hour pick: Barbie! It's a movie all about how sometimes thoughts of death can lead to flat feet, horses/patriarchal takeovers, and cellulite. Come along as we meet Barbie, who's friends with Barbie, Barbie, and Barbie! Oh yeah and there's also Ken, Ken, and of course, Ken - he only has a good day when Barbie says hi to him. There's also Allan, the unsung hero of this movie, who may or may not be all t...
Aug 30, 2023•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 161
