Happy VPN-lentine's Day

- WELCOME TO THE OFFSEASON, where we discuss things like

- How come Nic Cage has never played an astronaut

- Activating your glutes to podcast

- A basketball legend named Foots

- The Tragic, Recurring Tale of Montoya

- Matt Patricia, Wikipedia nightmare

- A canonical announcement about the Tooth Fairy's NFL loyalty

- This week's theme was arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham

- Enjoy the musical stylings of Surber's band, Killer Antz https://killerantz.bandcamp.com/

- Consider Ryan's narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com

- Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

- Read Jason writing at The Athletic's CFB newsletter, Until Saturday https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/newsletters/until-saturday/

- Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/