SHOW NOTES While you weren’t looking, FCS went out and staged an incredible blood week Caleb Williams goes on a field trip The secret environmentalism of Ole Miss football Y’all went and did it. You made Georgia resort to Brock Bowers. Are you happy now. Are you For better or worse, it’s the one week of the year where we have to let Spencer and Ryan talk about Florida. This continues for several minutes. Do not be alarmed How the Michigan-Nebraska score is actually worse than it looks A new bit ...
Oct 01, 2023•1 hr 25 min
SHOW NOTES A great deal of NFL content, the existence of which can obviously be blamed on it being Florida-Kentucky week It's time for another incidence of Spencer Hall, Naturalist We break down some film! Jason walks us through some everyday threat assessment Ryan lays a trap We uncover the female corollary to dudes and the Roman Empire The two genders of situational awareness Holly learns Metal Gear The crew does some heavy terraforming Fondly remembering some former sponsors A little Week 4 s...
Sep 27, 2023•1 hr 27 min
SHOW NOTES A live narration of Mack Brown's latest postgame energy vampire hug Bama returns to form by making sure nobody has any fun BoNix completes a pharmacist-alarming amount of consecutive passes! Ryan Day is going to fight a senior citizen and none of us are going to lift a finger to stop him In praise of Dan Lanning's particular brand of heat Not caring what happens to Florida State frees us up to enjoy watching Florida State Who's ready for Halloweendiana?? Visit sunny preownedairboats.c...
Sep 24, 2023•1 hr 19 min
SHOW NOTES Ryan has found this show's equivalent to thinking about the Roman Empire. (Of course it revolves around Tampa.) Sure hope y'all weren't turning up expecting to hear us talk about anything except the terrible, hilarious continuing misadventures of the F-35! Holly mixes up Beaufort and Other Beaufort like nine times, she's very sorry, but not like "lost a fighter jet IN THE AIR" sorry Once again, that number is 843-963-3600 Important archaeological news from Buffalo! Our hosts compete t...
Sep 20, 2023•1 hr 20 min
SHOW NOTES Ryan apologizes This is NOT the 17-3 game Alabama ordered! The rest of Week 3’s results, devoured in loving detail Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! 🌞 YOUR MONEY IS NOW OUR MONEY 🌝 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 17, 2023•1 hr 15 min
SHOW NOTES One thing you can’t ever do is give us a football player with a toothsome name We have a question for Kirby An update from the classroom of Professor “Plum” Surber 🎶 LOOKIN’ AT THE SCHEDULE TIME 🔂 Jason previews a desolate Week 3 Watch Grid We briefly and unfortunately remember who is coaching UAB now Spencer attempts a word problem with disastrous results Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All ...
Sep 13, 2023•59 min
SHOW NOTES It’s our first-ever non-emergent LOL BAMA LOST episode? Curious Clemson, that box score might be infected The gang meets a new presidential candidate Floating through the nebula of your mandatory Colorado opinion Assessing Daffy Duck as a physical threat Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 10, 2023•1 hr 16 min
SHOW NOTES - Cap'n Surber, our intrepid producer and Actual Clemson Enthusiast, has some things on his heart! - The return of "Duke Football? HELL YES, Duke Football!" for any and all possible meanings of "Duke Football" - A genuinely educational segment on new NCAA clock rule changes that sends Jason to the precipice of an emotional abyss - A genuine appeal to let the rankings breathe a little - Michigan's main character syndrome - Which host is a font of Gilmore Girls lore? The answer may surp...
Sep 06, 2023•1 hr 28 min
SHOW NOTES Week One is not even close to done, but we’ve found another platform to haunt. You will never be rid of us. Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 03, 2023•1 hr 2 min
Notes - IT'S COLLEGE FOOTBALL WEEK - IT'S COLLEGE FOOTBALL WEEK - IT'S COLLEGE FOOTBALL WEEK - IT'S COLLEGE FOOTBALL WEEK - IT'S COLLEGE FOOTBALL WEEK - Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 30, 2023•1 hr 6 min
SHOW NOTES Jason’s Epcot citizenship is revealed How to celebrate Jim Harbaugh during his forthcoming suspension News about the Fullcast After Dark! Find out where and when it will be! Eventually! Genuinely exciting breaking news out of South Carolina YOUR bold predictions take center stage as we sail into Week 0 As always, visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 23, 2023•1 hr 9 min
SHOW NOTES Holly and Spencer fight a Greek god in real life … but which one?? Which program’s message board culture is the most preternaturally chill heading into the season? Workshopping the concept of “rollover crimes” Ryan, like the SAW puppet but handsomer, introduces a new game that ends in a thrilling cliffhanger Holly offers some exclusive housekeeping tips Jason poses one of the great philosophical questions of our time (what is the most pointless decaffeinated beverage?), which sets the...
Aug 16, 2023•1 hr 3 min
SHOW NOTES The gang assembles in front of the Shutdown Fullboard with erudite guest Charles “Ugarles” Star to do what we all do best: Thoroughly researched X&O breakdowns Breakdowns of what? Mind your own business Speaking of minding your own business: An appreciative Zaprudering of strength and conditioning levels on display during the recent bout of Montgomery Pontoon Fugue A brief and uneventful visit to Ron Desantis’s WikiFeet page Big podcast business week! Introducing Shutdown Fullbook...
Aug 09, 2023•1 hr 35 min
SHOW NOTES Ryan puts Spencer in the cold cold ground inside the 3-minute mark Too hot in Miami for this much fleece, John Ruiz! Let’s Remember Some Schools The Pac-12 Could’ve Had How far will the Big Ten’s historical fightiness go? Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 02, 2023•55 min
SHOW NOTES Did you know there’s a theme song that upsets nearby dogs more than the Casio Dog one? Right, so it’s this one Ryan does some cross-pond anthropology and spots a legendary creature Todd plays the hero! Hello, Todd! Spencer discovers “The Most Hooters Death Possible” How basic knowledge of Gronk can help you meet new friends abroad Awww, Harburgers Jason has prepared some Sober Michigan Discipline Content The team practices Bryan VanGorder awareness The team offers up great Barbenheime...
Jul 26, 2023•58 min
SHOW NOTES: Jimbo and Bobby Petrino are a weird pair in several ways besides the obvious ones Jason uncovers a surprising tie between Nashville and Hoover media days Let’s remember exactly what it is we’re talking about when we say “Jimbo Fisher offense” and/or “Bobby Petrino offense” Imagining Secret Santa in the A&M football offices Let’s talk about things that never happen in small towns, such as car thefts and liquor store robberies Flag burnings add up financially! Nobody thinks about t...
Jul 19, 2023•1 hr 16 min
Pinkerton Pat Sent Packing SHOW NOTES “This is the tuna that has a little bit of dolphin in it, and I think it tastes better.” Get in, sailors, we’re going to the Titanic Museum Fine, Northwestern talk, go Then we play a game! The game is Let’s Remember Some Guys Who Might Want This Northwestern Job “Dave Clawson, go get the Ohio State job!” Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 12, 2023•1 hr 31 min
Like a field trip that gets cut short early, we simply had too many people making terrible choices to fit into one Do-it-yourself Disasters episode, so we constructed another. It is not up to code and it keeps popping random breakers and the wall has a bubble in it now but I’m pretty sure it’s fine. Stories include: The three words you need to make any great story Dad vs. the Winter Heating Bill (David Byrne voice) We Built A Door To Nowhere Your body is a series of buttholes Florida Dad Turns B...
Jul 05, 2023•52 min
At the intersection of “self-confidence” and “structural fire” you’ll find three of the most dangerous words in the English language: Do It Yourself. On this Fullcast, we review your tales (or, often the tales of your dads) attempting to remake the world and the catastrophes that result. Tune in next week for Part 2! The most ambitious piece of checked baggage in the history of air travel Perils of washing your bowling ball How to identify the point in a YouTube repair video when you need to cal...
Jun 28, 2023•1 hr 18 min
SHOW NOTES The Meg cinematic universe is updated Florida’s got it all figured out, says Spencer Holly has a game for you, and Surber deploys some game theory Jason invents the book gun Celebrating LSU’s off-field performance in the College World Series Drafting a new college baseball power Visit sunny preownedairboats.com, won’t you please? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 21, 2023•1 hr
SHOW NOTES Spencer is pranked, with unexpected results Which hosts have been kicked out of a go-kart track? The Chris Berman/Strega Nona collab we’ve been waiting for A brief history of Ball A game! Who’s got the most corrupt mega boosters hiding in their walls? Visit preownedairboats dot com, won’t you? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 14, 2023•1 hr 40 min
SHOW NOTES Ryan takes us on a mythological exploration of language Language is also what has landed our good buddy Jay Arnold in hot water (food reference) online! He expressed a good-hearted opinion, and must be punished for that. Spencer bought LIV Golf, please direct all complaints to him Jason breaks some important transfer portal news Plotting the next international college football game A brief return to the moon, for church Regional foodstuffs are debated The noble hatch chile is honored ...
Jun 07, 2023•1 hr 4 min
SHOW NOTES But first: Free The Italian Killer Bear, he is needed at the railroad Where do this year’s NBA playoffs fit within the wider galaxy of the Hating Economy Which division almanac forecasts a bumper crop of disrespect in 2023 for league frontrunners? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 31, 2023•1 hr 16 min
SHOW NOTES A special demographic survey of UCF Great week for scandals! Kevin Warren, you’re up first Spencer presents Big Ten Lawyer Anime Now, with some real grown person problems: the Pac-12! Which school would make the best use of an extra 7 billion dollars? Charity Bowl wrapup and negotiations for Spencer’s subsequent humiliation A surprise musical number Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 24, 2023•1 hr 7 min
Down half the host roster, Spencer and Ryan have control of this ship and take it to totally normal places like: Why West Virginia fans should contribute $19.07 to this year's Charity Bowl at www.edsbscharitybowl.com A passionate defense of Dog Law (the laws by which dogs live) Imagining what the world looks like if South Carolina wins an SEC title Issuing a challenge of historical import to NBA2K YouTubers Taking Canada down a damn peg for once Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastcho...
May 17, 2023•1 hr 28 min
SHOW NOTES The gang prepares to be lovingly profiled by the New York Times Spencer makes a friend at the airport Planning our 2023 seasonal travel E-sports cheating tutorial A long-awaited bit of podcast business 🌝🌝🌝 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 10, 2023•1 hr 13 min
Sexy King Charles Coronation Special, or RAT KINGS OF LOW EARTH ORBIT SHOW NOTES Our horniest ever episode begins, as so many of our shows do, on the moon Yes, Stanford figures prominently during the show; we promise there's sexy stuff later Multi-species Taco Tuesday remains a far-off dream, but Zoom Divorce Court is already here An interview with a member of the Los Angeles Philharmonic, and if you don't understand why that's significant, just go with it Orgies, defined Pretty sure we could al...
May 03, 2023•1 hr 18 min
2023 Draft Week Featuring 7 Different Drafts At Once NOTES Had enough of mock drafts? Great, this web of drafts designed by Jason is frighteningly real The best Ole Miss story in years Which host drafts a steak biscuit Pokemon? The answer may surprise you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 26, 2023•1 hr 25 min
SHOW NOTES Introducing the Mamas' Buttz family of businesses Deciphering the locations of the World's Strongest Man competition Introducing hilljack chatbot HollerGPT Surber has some things on his heart to unburden in the direction of Russell Wilson Spencer's emotional history of golf "You know what's NOT cool? Vaping." Have you ever heard about the Washington Football counterfeit ballpark peanuts scandal? You're about to! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...
Apr 19, 2023•1 hr 25 min
Mike Golic Jr. of GoJo joins Spencer, Jason, and Ryan to review important NFL Draft storylines, including: The simple wisdom of "JUST BALL OUT" Which players Spencer and Mike are most excited to discuss Why CFB doesn't have good heel teams these days The cocaine scene in Connecticut during the summer Exploring the universal appeal of A Big Hoss Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 12, 2023•1 hr 18 min
