- Our first live show in FIVE YEARS - Crowd of 500 maniacs "shockingly well-behaved," per Monday Night Brewing - Revival preacher Surber calls down righteous thunder - Lmao this intro music by Trey - Podcast Business: Book has raised over $50K for the Trevor Project - Spencer: undercover Crusader? - A full hour of CHURCH DISASTERS, where blood and fire bring unrest - Holly reveals The Chili That Kills You - Evangelicalism crash course: Jason reads from HELL IS A WORLD WITHOUT YOU - Hot gossip!! ...
Feb 20, 2024•2 hr 19 min
A small amount of football talk regarding the Super Bowl, not too much, don’t worry Surber has difficulties Masculinity is back, and this is just what it looks like Chip Kelly does the Reverse Oregon Trail A modest proposal for next year’s Pop-Tarts Bowl Swedish Yule Goat Arson Update This episode theme arranged and performed by James Yerby Visit preownedairboats dot com with all haste Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM for exclusive literary revelations Learn more about your ad choices. Visit p...
Feb 14, 2024•1 hr 8 min
Las Vegas Super Bowl preview includes: necessity of spray tans! The deceptively wide-ranging concept of Game Management! We definitely all know which NFL player would befriend a coyote! Chiefs Fatigue and its roots! Spencer makes several dangerous propositions You'll never guess which fanbases are still/already in their feelings about the 2023-24 college football season! A use case for porn bots Back to Chuck E. Cheese Pondering the State Of Broadcast Journalism Affirmations of our youths This e...
Feb 07, 2024•1 hr 26 min
Light the MILFBeam for the Super Bowl Criss Angel, Sober Hall Buddy Stop un-theming hotels DJ Durkin’s back, that taste in your throat is nihilism and it’s not going away Pacific J!i!!m!! Today’s theme song was arranged and performed by Todd Kitchen Visit preownedairboats dot com with all haste Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM for exclusive literary revelations Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 31, 2024•1 hr 4 min
- Choose a Google Drive product to get stuck in, Tron-style - A brief history of how Hand In The Dirt saved the Shutdown Fullcast - America's new favorite podcast game is Where's Felder - Is self-cleaning mode on an oven even a real thing - Offseason plans, advice, and brags, from horticulture to romance novel food trucks - How to get into wrestling in 2024, which Jason says you should do - Ryan is an old man who fears technology - No for real have you seen Felder - Out: Peloton. In: Pianos. - T...
Jan 24, 2024•1 hr 29 min
We did try to tell y'all what a kicked Bama hive is like. In case you didn't heed our warnings, you're about to find out Why you shouldn't play Settlers of Catan with Will Muschamp The one coach we'd all allow to date our moms How 9WINDIANA became the cradle of championships A call for Ohio State opinions we definitely will not live to regret Who will be the first 12-team playoff program to fire its coach? For no reason at all, a history of ten-win Alabama football teams, and how everything work...
Jan 17, 2024•1 hr 28 min
Michigan-Washington recap is preceded by a 45-minute field trip to suburban Birmingham Today’s theme song was arranged and performed by Russell Powell Visit preownedairboats dot com with all haste Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM for exclusive literary revelations Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 10, 2024•1 hr 36 min
Mostly off-air, the crew attempts to discern the Bible's first wine mom More news from Pompeii Let's make Ted Cruz a trophy. No, not like that Can't spell Citrus Bowl without UT [complimentary] We are out of fun ways to do BAMA LOST LOL episodes! Several other football games have occurred since we last spoke Happy holidays from the Harbaugh family Visit preownedairboats dot com with all haste Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM for exclusive literary revelations Learn more about your ad choices. ...
Jan 03, 2024•1 hr 38 min
- This one has: Fenway Bowl! Pinstripe Bowl! Pop-Tarts Bowl! Alamo Bowl! Gator Bowl! Sun Bowl! - Ryan is the enemy of the working class! - Liberty Bowl! Cotton Bowl! Peach Bowl! Music City Bowl! Orange Bowl! Arizona Bowl! - He’s out of touch with normal people, sitting in his Tennessee mansion! - ReliaQuest Bowl! Fiesta Bowl! Citrus Bowl! - Also at least five minutes of Rose Bowl and Sugar Bowl talk! - Boo Ryan whenever you see him! - Visit preownedairboats dot com to get all the stuff you actua...
Dec 27, 2023•1 hr 43 min
Featuring: Boca Raton Bowl! Gasparilla Bowl! Birmingham Bowl! Camellia Bowl! Armed Forces Bowl! Potato Bowl! 68 Ventures (?!) Bowl! Las Vegas Bowl! Hawaii Bowl (OR IS IT??)! Quick Lane Bowl! First Responder Bowl! Guaranteed Rate Bowl! Military Bowl! Mayo Bowl! Holiday Bowl! Texas Bowl! Visit preownedairboats dot com for all your holiday shopping needs Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM for exclusive literary revelations Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 20, 2023•1 hr 34 min
Featuring: Myrtle Beach Bowl! Celebration Bowl! New Orleans Bowl! Cure Bowl! New Mexico Bowl! Gronk Bowl! Independence Bowl! Famous Toastery (what) Bowl! Frisco Bowl! This episode is most definitely not sponsored by Arby’s Visit preownedairboats dot com for all your holiday shopping needs Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM for exclusive literary revelations Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 13, 2023•1 hr 3 min
The crew does a little freelance medical research If you’re one of those blessed souls who gets their news from this podcast, buckle up Celebrating FSU’s brief run as America’s Team Yearning for a return to pre-bowl Honest Grift Elysium A year-end review of the show’s top episode Spencer plays Bible trivia Visit preownedairboats dot com for all your holiday shopping needs Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM for exclusive literary revelations Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices....
Dec 06, 2023•1 hr 8 min
SHOW NOTES The crew of the intrepid Shutdown Fullship bands together for one final (?!?!?) midnight romp between the forces of math and good sense and the will of an indignant, capricious hive of suits in a hotel ballroom Visit preownedairboats dot com for all your holiday shopping needs Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM for exclusive literary revelations 👀👀👀 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 03, 2023•1 hr 29 min
Ryan has some terrible musical news Niche publishing update A LONG-AWAITED ANNOUNCEMENT Coaching carousel and playoff talk! Normal college football podcast! The voices are back. All of them. Yeah, that one too. Sorry Settle your stomachs and let’s take a look at the championships weekend schedule Visit preownedairboats dot com for all your holiday shopping needs Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM for exclusive literary revelations Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoi...
Nov 29, 2023•1 hr 21 min
SHOW NOTES Folks, it’s time once again for F*CK OHIO DAY Some brand-new podcast business Another uneventful Iron Bowl ends in FOURTH AND A MILROE ™ The whole crew breaks out their new Kirk Ferentz voices. Sleep tight! A genuine celebration of Kentucky-Louisville An un-celebration of SEC refereeing And so much more Visit preownedairboats dot com for all your holiday shopping needs Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM for exclusive literary revelations 👀👀👀 Donation link to Set The Expectation's h...
Nov 26, 2023•1 hr 49 min
It’s Thanksgiving so we’re talking about which Bible characters were big huggers A very important Podcast Business announcement Spencer gets his news from the Fullcast, like all of you An impromptu awards ceremony ensues Poseidon tries to start shit with Jason just as he brings news from the sea Florida State confronts the trolley problem Week 13 preview! No, for real! Time to put the Dukes up Visit preownedairboats dot com for all your holiday shopping needs Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM f...
Nov 22, 2023•1 hr 30 min
SHOW NOTES Everybody behave, we have guests! First up: Alex Kirshner of vaunted NFL media empire Split Zone Duo educates us on November Maryland meteorology As you may have divined from the title, New Mexico State beat Auburn in football, and we all saw. Everyone saw! Graham Mertz damns the torpedoes A bit of Michigan lore, as a treat The meanest thing anyone has ever said about Lincoln Riley Darude moves South Carolina Jason looks at a chalk season in a new light Remember to place your Bama fee...
Nov 19, 2023•1 hr 25 min
Huge breaking news out of the SEC West following Saturday’s games! Also, they went and fired Jimbo What’s next for A&M, Mississippi State, San Diego State, the previously-evacuated Northwestern and Michigan State gigs, and other assorted progrums Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! (This last one is about to be VERY important)...
Nov 15, 2023•1 hr 24 min
SHOW NOTES They may have been in Happy Valley, but to Michigan that’s just a trench, and the Wolverines will have you know there’s nothing cheerful about trench warfare The removal of a Herm Edwards restrictor plate, and its consequences Bama has gone and drunk their Bama juice Spencer definitely does not reveal his vote in the currently actually interesting Heisman race Brock Bowers: very much operational Unexpected froth and fireworks from Memphis! And so much more Visit sunny preownedairboats...
Nov 12, 2023•1 hr 9 min
Are orcas Catholic? Discuss Holly provides a crucial update on the Pope’s Exorcist film franchise It’s past time you all learned about the Boyds, ringlords of East Tennessee Michigan’s rampaging streak of normal ones continues unchecked coming up: Jim Fight! Spencer invents Louisiana Iowa Jason anoints New Bedlam Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to S...
Nov 08, 2023•1 hr 20 min
SHOW NOTES Some real vintage Fullcast audio here this week with Ryan calling in from the field while Jason once again floats between the realms Bedlam saves the best for last Big Iowa Hole news! Army-Air Force: security concerns abound! Indiana had 20 first downs and 261 yards of offense And so much more Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown F...
Nov 05, 2023•1 hr 11 min
SHOW NOTES The longest cold open in Fullcast history Dabo does his very best Julia Sugarbaker, which isn’t as good as Holly’s Julia Sugarbaker, but we’re sure he tried his best For a rich guy Dabo sure is sensitive about money! Let’s find some other 53-year-olds, for scientific comparison Okay so who CAN we rely on, looking at the back third of the schedule Let’s check in with Michigan, having another normal one Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 a...
Nov 01, 2023•1 hr 26 min
SHOW NOTES A frank appreciation of the CW, the true home of college football Happy Paul Johnson Night to all who observe Cal and USC’s officiating crew did what, now?We explore with the help of our first-ever reader guest in this format! Surely the rest of Cal’s night was normal after all that, right? Dave Doeren cuts a promo The specter of Double Farmageddon peeeeeeks over the horizon Once again, Penn State, don’t worry, we saw you Big weekend for the Arizonae! Asking the big questions: Is Nebr...
Oct 29, 2023•1 hr 27 min
SHOW NOTES Checking in with our friend Jenna Ellis Yeah that doesn’t take long, because uh-oh, Michigan is suddenly the crime mitten How much … whatever … should we ascribe to head coaches in these situations? So what’s next for our boy Harbz? Putting this whole saga in context of the Big Ten (man this really does sound like a football podcast, doesn’t it, sorry about that) cares? Well, we’ll tell you! Hitler update! Don’t worry Penn State, we’ll get to you What SHOULD Penn State fans want? Let’...
Oct 25, 2023•1 hr 39 min
SHOW NOTES You have our solemn vow that this is the most you’ll ever hear from us about Hitler in a single episode We also promise that this mostly has nothing to do with it also being the horny episode The CW delivers the drama we’ve come to expect, yet again, complete with the defeat of an ancient vampire This weekend in East Lansing, everything’s coming up 40s The crew sits through the end of yet another Miami football situation Penn State confounds a nation, does not confound Ohio State Jaso...
Oct 22, 2023•1 hr 19 min
SHOW NOTES A sponsorship update Dispatch from our Rutgers correspondent, with theme music by Spencer New bowl announced, by us Dave Doeren, timelord Ryan presents the tale of the Connecticut Lasagna Bear Psyop advice for Jimbo Fisher Deion to the NFL??? Week 8 schedule preview! Who has been more obviously coddled to date, Ohio State or Penn State? Would you rather have coach buyout money or whole-team NIL money? Gauging the blood thirst of Michigan ACC title rematch time! #hellyesDukeFootball Pl...
Oct 18, 2023•1 hr 35 min
NOTES Mack vs. Mario! Swim, Mario! Notre Dame’s potluck force punch HEADLINE: Pitt Put In Pittastrophe Oregon-Washington celebrates vibes-based analytics Nice things about Rutgers Bama and A&M both tried their darndest to lose. In this, A&M was better NBC’s juiceless, joyless Notre Dame broadcasts A seismic update from the top of FCS ball A formal transfer of stereotype from Penn State to Miami This week in CFB ads: fungal flush and free speech! Graham Mertz’s assassin turn The newfound ...
Oct 15, 2023•1 hr 38 min
SHOW NOTES The most we have ever talked about the moon without openly questioning the existence of the moon There's really an uncharacteristic amount of football talk in the rest of the episode, and we feel kinda weird about that, but after watching the end of Miami-GT during the Saturday live show it turns out there's still a lot to process! A quietly radical exploration into the notion that football coaches are people Vibes check with Mark Stoops Field trip to Mannequin Mountain Celebrity AND ...
Oct 11, 2023•1 hr 22 min
SHOW NOTES Wwwwwwwelcome to Butt Week! Why is it Butt Week? For one thing, Baylor played Texas Tech. For another thing, well, look at the scores. Iowa State also played a small part in the visuals of Butt Week. Thank you, shimmering gams of Iowa State. You will note the absence of much USC-Arizona content. Most of the stupid parts of that game took place after we finished the show, believe it or not. Come back Wednesday! The stupid stuff in Georgia Tech-Miami, however, all takes place live right...
Oct 08, 2023•1 hr 23 min
SHOW NOTES The show gets derailed in the usual amount of time (less than three minutes) via a totally unexpected source (Surber??!) To which former Gator do we all owe an apology? Notre Dame's statistically alarming situationship Holly makes a correction Ryan introduces the team to NHL fanfic Spencer is in charge of today's math lesson, which goes about how you think it will Audiences are thrilling to Jason's new hit teen drama, Boy Yellowjackets Surveying the wreckage of the Pitt superweapon By...
Oct 04, 2023•1 hr 28 min
