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#100: International Trouser Accidents

Congratulations all, you’ve made it! It’s the very 100th Shut Up and Sit Down podcast! Gosh, the podcast hill is so high up here that I’m pretty sure I can see episode 43, fumbling around in that bush with a sandwich. Matt and Quinns are briefly joined by Pip for an sleep-deprived natter about some interesting games. Obscurio (16:14) sounds like Wizard- Dixit with traitors, and incredibly summoned a cheer from the crowd simply for use of the word “acetate”. Tumblin’ Dice (21:05) got a little lov...

Oct 16, 201954 minEp. 100

#99.9 - My Hungry, Sleepy Civilization

In what is still definitely *not* our 100th episode, Quinns and intern Ben are grappling with some truly epic boxes. As is the SU&SD motto, "We grap so you don't have to." For starters, these two summon the energy to discuss their 12 hour(!) game of Western Empires (02:32). Then there's chat about the byzantine challenges of hit Kickstarter games Cloudspire (18:05) and Skulk Hollow (29:38). Quinns reveals he can't pronounce cacao in a segment on sprawling eurogame Teoti...

Sep 25, 20191 hr 4 min

#99¾ - Running from the Board Game Police

In this episode, Matt, Quinns and Ben report live from a secret hideout. Matt's been breaking the rules of Gloomhaven (discussed at 26:54) while Quinns has been ignoring the laws of new, superb expansion Bunny Kingdom: In the Sky (50:12), and the cops could bust them at any moment. The group also discuss the bizarre Undo games (02:56), the video game-inspired Super Motherload (10:05), the delightfully three-dimensional ShipShape (20:42), the wild grasping of Lords of Hellas (36:20) and the d...

Sep 04, 201958 min

#99: Sea Football

Matt, Quinns and Ben are circling podcast #100 like talkative nerds circling a numerical drain. Quickly! Before they slip away, why not listen to them talk about the games? On this podcast there's chat about party game We're Doomed! (02:23), classic card game For Sale (10:00), 2010 smash hit Alien Frontiers (15:40), the enigmatic Wooly Wars (23:26), hot new box Air, Land & Sea (30:03) and Kickstarter behemoth Cerebria: The Inside World (40:11). There's also a lovely reader mail t...

Aug 15, 20191 hr 8 minEp. 99

#98: Seize My Silky Rails

Having just arrived back from Belgium's fantastic Zomerspel tabletop convention, Matt and Quinns were inspired by Belgian chips to create this episode of our award-winning podcast. It's long, crunchy, filling and if you eat nothing except this podcast then you will probably die? Games discussed in this episode include the fascinating Taverns of Tiefan Thal (01:51), the taut little Feld game Carpe Diem (13:48), the simple-yet-delightful Luxor (26:47), the gross-yet-charming Silk (33:13) a...

Jul 17, 20191 hr 20 minEp. 98

#97: Meeting Your Shadow Self and Other Excitements

Fans of our award-winning board game podcast should know that the pod-apult is armed and ready. Contained in today's payload are impressions of the party game Stay Cool (02:45), the excellent Power Rangers: Heroes of the Grid (09:01), the frighteningly intense Letter Jam (21:42), the adorable Welcome to Dino World (29:22), the heavy roll'n'write Rome and Roll (38:19) and the world's first "boxed megagame", Vampire: The Masquerade – Blood Feud (43:28). Finally, following...

Jun 19, 20191 hr 13 minEp. 97

#96: Dipping With The Druids

Just who are druids? What are they doing? And is it safe to "dip" with them? We can't be sure, but we can tell you that the following games are discussed in this podcast: tableau-builder Res Arcana (02:38), cuboid contest Dice Throne (11:50), hidden role game Insider (20:10), cult hit Three Kingdoms Redux (26:56), new expansion Isle of Skye: Druids (37:21) and the staggering in scale Batman: Gotham City Chronicles (42:47). At last, we close out the podcast with a tempting question ...

May 29, 20191 hr 4 minEp. 96

#95: The Danish Crisis

In this special episode of our award-winning podcast, Matt and Quinns talk about their trip to Danish board game convention Fastaval . Games discussed include the superb Hansa Teutonica (02:56), the as-yet unannounced Deep Blue (12:02), the also-unannounced Auto (15:50), Flamme Rouge’s unnamed campaign expansion (24:05), That’s Not Lemonade (35:43) and Mid-Life Crisis (45:23). Finally, we close with a discussion of Fastaval itself, and what makes it so magical (59:18). Is it the terrifying, viki...

May 15, 20191 hr 19 minEp. 95

#94: Seven Players, Exchanging Bananas

Recently, Quinns was tasked with hosting a 7 player game night, and rose to the challenge with Herculean vigour. In this episode, Matt, Quinns and intern Kylie discuss his breathtaking efforts. That means talking about Watson & Holmes (03:00), Escape from the Aliens in Outer Space (12:14), and a little card game called Bourré (19:55). Incidentally, Bourré is probably the only time that SU&SD will ever crossover with the NBA. Afterwards, the group slims down for a chat about some 3 player...

Apr 24, 201954 minEp. 94

#93: Alone with the Norwegians

The 93rd ever episode of the SU&SD podcast begins with Matt and Quinns discussing Klaus Wunderlich , before then talking about people talking about us talking about Blood on the Clocktower (02:05). With a bit of luck, this should clear up some misgivings surrounding our glowing review . There's then chat about the hot new roll'n'write Corinth (10:08), the superlative expansion A Feast for Odin: The Norwegians (18:36), an additional superb expansion, Space Base: The Emergence of S...

Apr 10, 20191 hr 12 minEp. 93

#92: Matt's Crap Trams

All aboard! In this very special tram-isode, your favourite board game podcast is going on a journey. This chat makes stops at the enormous new Race for the Galaxy spinoff New Frontiers , both expansions for Kemet , namely Ta-Seti and Seth , and The Quest for El Dorado , before terminating at the bizarre game of Tramways . After that, Matt had to dash off to hospital for an "adrenaline test". We're not sure what that is, but we're pretty sure it involves him putting on electrod...

Mar 20, 201943 minEp. 92

#91: The 2018 Pearple's Choice Awards!

It's a podcast! You know the drill, everybody. Recover your audio tubing from the protective sheaths and retreat to your listening hutch. In this episode Matt and Quinns share their experiences with Wingspan (you'll find the NPI review here ), Chronicles of Crime (our SHUX Preview here ), Franchise and Woodlouse Chaos , before strapping on their tuxedos for the annual Pearple's Choice Awards, which we last celebrated back on podcast #73 . Who will win Best Game? Best Production? Best...

Mar 06, 20191 hr 22 minEp. 91

#90: The Generation Train

Oof! Matt and Quinns have thundered unsteadily into 2019 with a podcast overloaded with games. There's Blackout: Hong Kong (again), Just One (a party game), Sumer (which isn't a board game), Quacks of Quedlinburg (which is a board game), Schummel Hummel (or "Cheating Bee"), The Thing: Infection at Outpost 31 (a game of the film), Pipeline (which doesn't have that many pipes actually) and Gen 7: A Crossroads Game (our first disappointment of the year). After that, we're ...

Jan 23, 20191 hr 9 minEp. 90

#89: Those Unattainable Vegetables

Matt and Quinns are joined in this episode by Microsoft Powerpoint(!) to discuss their experiences with a selection of hot new board games. They're talking about the trashed monks of Heaven & Ale , the unattainable carrots of Reykholt , the questionable fishing practices of Captains of the Gulf , the bad nouns of Trapwords and the passive-aggressive parapets of Between Two Castles of Mad King Ludwig . In a rare mailbag double-bagger, the pair then field two questions, one about the phras...

Dec 05, 201858 minEp. 89

#88: Neon Salads of Hong Kong

My goodness. We always say this, but... have we ever had so many luminary board games on one podcast? In this episode, Matt and Quinns discuss the twin games of Cockroach Salad and Cockroach Soup , a discovery so exciting that Quinns has since hunted down all of Drei Magier's " Ugly Animals " games. The pair then move on to chatting about the wicked worldbuilding of Neon Gods , the dexterity magic of Men at Work , the small-form joy of Targi , the BEHEMOTH box that is Lisboa , and ...

Nov 07, 20181 hr 5 minEp. 88

#87: Cheese on the Clocktower

Matt, Quinns, Paul and Pip gather beneath a stormy sky to discuss games of WIT and CHANCE. Dare you ENTER their CEREBRAL LABYRINTH? The challenges ahead include Shadows: Amsterdam , The Shipwreck Arcana , Cryptid (a bit), Kung Fu Zoo , Illusion , Wavelength (coming to Kickstarter soon), High Tea Assassin from The Edible Games Cookbook , and finally, their game of the show, Blood on the Clocktower . What awaits you at the centre of their fortress of the mind? That would be telling... but suffice ...

Oct 18, 201858 minEp. 87

#86: Doctor, My Dice Are Bleeding

You dice are bleeding, you say? Not to worry! It's nothing a podcast won't fix. Matt and Quinns kick this one off with a big, hairy discussion of Ultimate Werewolf Legacy , which segues into a discussion of legacy games in general. The expected "era of legacy games" is failing to materialise, and they offer some theories as to why. Next up they chat about the smooth operations of V-Commandos , which is about to be re-implemented as an official Assassin's Creed board game . ...

Sep 26, 20181 hr 4 minEp. 86

#85: Do you have any Fascist Fish?

Come on up! Make yourself at home in our twiggy podcast nest, where Paul and Quinns are ready to regurgitate some warmed-up board game knowledge into your waiting beak. This episode features the quietly fabulous tile-laying of Gunkimono . There's Taj Mahal , the fourth in a fantastic series of beautiful Reiner Knizia remakes. We've had a first play of Trade on the Tigris , a new negotiation game from the designer of Space Cadets . Quinns talks about how GKR: Heavy Hitters is almost his f...

Sep 05, 20181 hr 11 minEp. 85

#84: The Post-Gen Con Blowout

Can you hear a distant rumble of people applauding, firing party poppers and doing synchronised donuts in their cars? Don't panic! Nothing could be more natural when our post-Gen Con podcast rolls around. It's possible that there's never been such a diverse and exciting array of games tucked into a single SU&SD podcast. Today, Paul and Quinns exchange first impressions of Keyforge: Call of the Archons , Fantasy Flight's new collaboration with Richard Garfield where every deck...

Aug 17, 20181 hr 4 minEp. 84

#83: The Villain's Criminal Google

Pop on your monocle and climb into your biggest chair, because this is a podcast where we are most definitely the bad guys. First off, Matt and Quinns discuss the be-hyped box of Detective: A Modern Crime Board Game with the help of some royalty-free music. Next, the pair shatter a few dreams with their description of Disney's Villainous board game. There's then a quick discussion of Cryptozoic's Wallet , in which a mob boss has the wallet of a... 9-year-old boy? Finally, the group p...

Aug 09, 201845 minEp. 83

#82: Welcome To My Viking Fungus

Everybody, pick up your pencils! No, you're not having another stress dream about being back at school. We've just finally found a roll-n-write game that we absolutely love. It's called Welcome To , and podcast #82 starts with an explanation of what it is, and why you should get excited for the release date in September. And that's just the beginning of this... peculiarly positive cast. Paul and Quinns soon move on to the happy kitchens of Wok Star (3rd edition) , there's tal...

Jul 25, 20181 hr 13 minEp. 82

#81: Our Irradiated Pastries

Hot damn! We've got some smokin' exclusives for you today. In this podcast we chat about our playtest of Reef , the next game in the series that brought us Azul . We gossip about Newspeak , a great-looking code-cracking game that will be arriving on Kickstarter imminently. We offer our thoughts on the fabulous labour of love Museum , which has yet to make its way to Kickstarter backers. Matt lays out his controversial verdict on Fantasy Flight's Fallout board game! As temperatures co...

Jul 06, 201859 minEp. 81

#80: Until The Sheep Goes "Berp"

Oho, this episode of the award-winning Shut Up & Sit Down podcast has more scoops than sweet shop, and is just as sweet. We found out that learning geography CAN be fun in the tense game of Destination X . We learned that Lowlands is the best Uwe Rosenberg game since A Feast for Odin, and it isn't even designed by Uwe Rosenberg. We learned that the amazing-looking Starship Samurai is, perhaps, not as good as we were hoping. And we learned that Quantified - an upcoming game you've def...

Jun 20, 20181 hr 2 minEp. 80

#79: Law, Order and the Order of Logging

Excuse me, are you ready to report for jury duty? In this episode of our award-winning podcast, Matt, Quinns and Paul discuss the hellish lumber management of Lignum , the lumbering hell-management of Huns , they have a troubling conversation about Holding on: The Troubled Life of Billy Kerr and have a good laugh about Band Manager: The Boardgame . After that? This show throws open the doors of the SU&SD law courts. Matt claims that Quinns threw away his copy of Pandemic Legacy Season 2, and...

Jun 08, 201851 minEp. 79

#78: Paul's Good Lamp Years

Rain falling on cracked windowpanes. Once-boisterous assembly rooms, now silent. Mr. Paul stalks the halls of his once-proud lamp factory, his mind a warren of regret. How did my business venture go so wrong? Excitingly, this week on the Shut Up & Sit Down podcast Paul and Quinns discuss their experience of running 19th century factories in the ENORMOUS game of Arkwright . Also, there's chat about why Quinns didn't get along with the beautiful new edition of card game High Society , ...

May 30, 20181 hr 6 minEp. 78

#77: Shipping & Deceiving

HONK! After a long journey, the latest Shut Up & Sit Down podcast is now docking with your ears. The pinnacle of opinion-container technology, it's 400 metres long bow to stern (but you shouldn't feel a thing since it's largely metaphorical). The thing is, the boys have finally played Container , a ridiculous economic game that'll be enjoying a similarly ridiculous new "Jumbo" edition in July. This podcast also contains chat about Decrypto (see Paul's recent rev...

May 04, 20181 hr 8 minEp. 77

#76: Long John's Bad Mind

It's been a while since the last podcast, but we've not been idle! Like a board game version of Nintendo's Kirby, over the last month the team has been sucking in experiences and now we're going to expel them at you in a 90 minute special episode. Boomf! In order of appearance, Matt, Quinns and Paul discuss The Mind , Cardline: Animals , Bye-Bye Black Sheep , Kemet: Set (which is so new it doesn't even have a Board Game Geek page!), Treasure Island , Fireball Island (which ha...

Apr 25, 20182 hr 32 minEp. 76

#75: Stress Testing your Tarot

This week, Matt, Paul and Quinns reunited in a hotel! We didn't record them all crying with joy for five minutes straight, but we did record them sitting down afterwards to discuss some board games. First off, the team discuss stress-testing some of their favourite games from the last year at the 2018 Game Developer's Convention in San Francisco. Did Ethnos , Fog of Love , Azul or Barenpark buckle under pressure? But wait, there's are new games too! Matt has thoughts on the as-yet un...

Mar 28, 20181 hr 3 minEp. 75

#74: The War of the Stuffed Sun

Everybody, please remain in your seats with your seatbelts securely fastened. We're expecting some turbulence. Some turbulent discussions of board games, that is! In this one and only 74th episode of the SU&SD podcast, Matt and Quinns discuss their weird wooden mates in the Journeyman expansion for Isle of Skye . They chat about stabbing nightmares with pencils in Stuffed Fables , which might be best described as "Toy Story directed by Tim Burton". There's a discussion of t...

Mar 09, 20181 hr 12 minEp. 74

#73: The 2017 Pearple's Choice Awards

Who's this, arriving fashionably late in a limousine? Why, it's only a new podcast discussing the winners of the 2017 Pearple's Choice Awards ! Quickly, cinch up your black tie or crawl into the nearest dress before joining us on a discussion of the best games of last year. There's reflection on Gloomhaven , Sagrada , Inis , Captain Sonar , Fog of Love , Azul , Consulting Detective , Twilight Imperium 4th edition and so, so much more. You also get to hear the team collapse in on ...

Feb 23, 20181 hr 19 minEp. 73