This week we go through some Rock songs. Well, we wanted to do that. It ended up being a disco vs country episode, but at least we tried. That's got to count for something I guess. Well you get to decide whats worse, a decaying corpse rattling her teeth about nothing? Or a part of a concept album, about what? Who fucking knows. You get to decide between: Smashing Pumpkins: Hooray! vs Dolly Parton: World on Fire
Christian Bladt from the Bladtcast joins the show this week to go through some terrible sequel songs! Can a response to a retarded cum dumpster compete with the Member Berry sequel nobody asked for? Can lazy song writing beat a lame storyline and a dead mom for some reason? You get to decide between: Danny Aiello: Papa Wants the Best For You vs Fall Out Boy: We Didn't Start the Fire
This week Jodie B joins the show to try and bring the worst rap song. We did things differently this time, and everyone brought a song for Jodie to choose to battle. Who brought what? Which song did Jodie choose? Can a terrible mix beat a horrible cover? You get to decide between: Soulja Boy: YAHHH! vs Falling in Reverse: Gangsta's Paradise
This week, Red and Teresa tear apart some Pop Music. As two similar worlds collide, can a washed up child star with no concept of music or sex whatsoever, beat a washed up has-been adult star who tries to turn Covid into a love song? We'll let YOU be the judge!! JC Chasez - All Day Long I Dream About Sex VS Vin Diesel - Days Are Gone www.shittysong.show
Its a Rogue's Gallery of judges this week!! Red is joined by Teresa, Jodie B.(@poboypod) and Alann and Joey Herbz(Mangy Movies on YT) as we wittle through the first half of the year to see who moves on to SSOTY!!
Join Branden, Red and Teresa as they go through a few of their favorite losers from the year so far to see which 3 get to come back and compete in the 2023 Shitty Song of the Year!!
This week things get heated as the guys go through douche rock, gimmick metal, retarded nu metal. Whatever you want to call it you're not wrong. All this to answer the question "Why the fuck do people think pirates are cool?" Can hardy har har's and a swashbuckling dipshit beat a guy trying to be edgy talking about pedophilia while also being a victim and bitch? You get to decide between: Alestorm: Tortuga vs Korn: Trash
This week we got Delvin on to go through some more rap. No wait, that's not right. We decided to take a look at some R&B to see what was more infuriating, a song with the lamest metaphors for fucking, while at the same time trying to be dirty and romantic? It's fucking retarded. But is it worse than a pedophile singing about a fictional shit hole like its a magic wonderland. All for a movie he probably never saw. You get to decide between: AZ Yet: Last Night vs R Kelly: Gotham City...
In the most bizarre match up in SSOTW history, Mike from the WFOD comes on to discuss two protest songs. Is it worse to protest war or to protest literally everything? Can the King of Pop beat the Queen of Ear Rape? You get to decide between: Michael Jackson: Earth Song vs Yoko Ono: War Zone
It's a country music showdown as Jodie B hijacks the show with a game. And for one reason or another Branden isn't having any of it. Once all that chaos is handled it's time to see which band was the most pandering, corniest, and just out right annoying to listen to. You get to decide between: Hot Country Knights: Pick Her Up vs Black Shelton: Boys 'Round Here
Myster Magenta returns to see if he can bring a worse song than Brokencyde. And turns out he did, holy shit it's bad. But can it beat the most retarded, nerd pandering song to ever exist? You get to decide between: Bowling for Soup: Hey Mario vs Alice Cooper/ Kesha: What Baby Wants
APOLOGIES FOR THE AUDIO ISSUES THIS WEEK! It's been resolved for next episode. This week we go through some rap music to see if cultural appropriation is worse than a very boring song. You get to decide between: Busta Rhymes: #TWERKIT vs Chris Brown: Iffy
Shitty Song of the Week history is made as something we've talked about happening for 4 years finally happens. Also some other stuff happens too. Anyway, there is a clear winner this week.
This week we decided to play a round of Killing Babies! We're joined by Jodie, Teresa, Mike and Travis as we pick through some shitty lyrics and see if we can come up with our own Shitty Song of the Week. Be sure to subscribe to us on YouTube for future episodes of Killing Babies: The Game Show https://www.youtube.com/@shittysongoftheweek8591 And order your copy of Killing Babies at https://ssotwmerch.myshopify.com/collections/all...
It's time to celebrate St Patrick's Day! And only a week late. But that's alright! Karl from Who Are These Podcasts fills in for Red this week as we go through some Celtic music. Can a song about Irish history dedicated to the Ukraine beat 3 bagpipes in one band? Of course it can't do be stupid. But you get to decide between: Flogging Molly: A Song of Liberty vs Red Hot Chili Pipers: Flower of Scotland
Its a country hybrid show down this week as Red and Branden bring two god awful songs. But what is more infuriating, a band trying something they don't do usually and sucking at it? Or some dumb bitch who gives Hick Hop a bad name. You get to decide between: Belmont: Country Girl vs Katie Noel: Southern
This week Doug from Who's Right joins the show to go through some of the most over rated rap songs to exist. You get to decide is a retarded mush mouth is worse than retarded lyrics. You get to decide between: Puff Daddy: Can't Nobody Hold Me Down vs Run DMC: King of Rock
God damnit as if Electro-Punk wasn't bad enough. This week we go through some bullshit called CrunkCore. Think Brokencyde, remember them? Yeah, it's going to be fun. Bobby Booshay from 50 Shades of Booshay joins the show to see if immature dumb lyrics can beat a band of pussholes. Like the biggest pussies we've ever brought to the show. You get to decide between: Blood on the Dance Floor: Unforgiven vs Dot Dot Curve: I'm the Sex Man
Electro-Punk. What is it? Seriously, what is it? It sounds like shit. All of it. This is on of the more painful genres that we've gone through and you can thank Teresa for bringing it up this week. You get to decide what is worse between: Rainbowlicker: Jekyll and Hyde vs Mindless Self Indulgence: Panty Shot
This week its a battle of washed up rockstars. Branden found a brand new song from an 80s metal band no one thought they'd hear from again. And Red brought the sad attempt at a comeback from a rock icon. It's a choice between: Manowar: Laut Unt Hart, Stark Und Schnell vs David Lee Roth: Nothing Could Have Stopped Us Anyway
It's a battle of shitty Pop music this week. Branden brings back a dumb bitch who sings about body positivity when she shouldn't. And Red brought an abomination that truly deserves to be here. You get to decide between: Meghan Trainor: Made You Look vs M.I.A: Paper Planes
This week we take a trip back in time as Dr Steve from Weird Medicine joins the show in an attempt to find the wimpiest song of all time. Can a not so subtle pedophile anthem beat the lamest representation of the hippie movement? You get to decide between: Gary Puckett: Young Girl vs Scott McKenzie: Are You Going to San Francisco Be sure to go to Manscaped.com and use promo code SONG at checkout to receive 20% off AND free shipping!
It's our first wildcard episode of the year! Branden brought a washed up punk band singing about an old car. And Red brought a Larry David inspired rap song featuring some big names. You get to decide between: Dropkick Murphys: Cadillac Cadillac vs Snoop Dogg: Crip Ya Enthusiasm
This fucking rap episode is all over the place. The guys went to way opposite ends of the spectrum to find out what is more annoying. A song paying tribute to a 40 year old dance, or a song about pedophilia by a woman who can't help herself from rapping about her pussy. Either way you get to decide between: Ouiwey Collins feat Bootsy Collins: Ickey Shuffle vs CupcakKe: Pedophile
It's time for a good ole' fashioned Country music showdown! Both Branden and Red bring songs from country music icons. But can a new song that tries to remove any part of country music from the song, oh and it has scat in yet, beat a song about a bunch of preachy bullshit with a surprise ending. You get to decide between: Shania Twain: Giddy Up vs Hank Williams Jr: Red White and Pink Slip Blues
