It's 2023 and that means a whole new season of terrible music to review! We decided to kick things off with some metal music to see what is more upsetting, a metal cover of a irritating earworm? Or when a metal icon goes soft to shine a light on homelessness? You get to decide between: Ten Masked Men: Blue vs Megadeth: Breadline
It's the holidays and that can only mean one thing... Shitty Song of the Year!! Wait, we already did that. That means...oh shit. It's a fucking Christmas special. Join us and Delvin Cox as we go through way more holiday music than you could possibly imagine. We'll be back in 2023 with a whole new season of shit music to go through!
So we were trying to figure out what to do for the rest of the year. Now that Shitty Song of the Year is over how will we fill the rest of the weeks? And the R Kelly decided to drop a new album. Well they did take it offline so I'm not sure if he wanted it to come out. But I was able to get my hands on it before it went away and Red and I go through some of the tracks. Including his confession songs. Holy shit this is a ride worth taking.
THIS IS IT!!! IT ALL ENDS HERE! Join myself, Red, Adam, Jodie, Pepper, Mike, Teresa, Delvin and Myster Magenta as we go through the final 14 and determine which song is truly the Shitty Song of the Year. Friendships are tested as decisions are made and songs get whittled away. Also someone pulls a gun on our judges. All ending in a way that will truly surprise you! It's been a great 2022 and this is the perfect way to wrap it up.
It's the most wonderful time of the year! That's right it's time for the 2022 Shitty Song of the Year showdown! Join myself, Red, Teresa, Jodie B, Adam, Pepper, Mike, Delvin, Myster Magenta and Karl as we go through the top 28 shit songs of the year and see which ones can move past the first round. We also hand out some special awards for songs that stood out for other reasons than just being shit. This is an epic battle you do not want to miss! Be sure to check out Po Boys Podcast Story For A S...
The second half of the year is over so it's time for another Qualifier round before Shitty Song of the Year. Myster Magenta joins the show as we go through the last 20 winners to see which ones deserve to move on to compete in a couple weeks.
Its our final match up for the year and we decided to make it a wildcard episode! Branden brought a rap song with the most overuse of samples in the history of music. And Red brought hard rock cultural appropriation with mild tokenism. Can you decide which is worse? Because we have a hard time figuring it out. You get to decide between: Brian Wilson: Smart Girls vs Jackyl: Just Like A Negro
It's a battle of wuss rock this week as we begin wrapping up the year before Shitty Song of the Year. Can a song that's just loud noise and lyrics that don't go together beat the worst fan tribute ever recorded? You get to decide between: Pacifier: Bullitproof vs Jimmy Eat World: Hear You Me
This week we're joined by the Baby Killer himself Jodie B to go through some country music. Can a song about America beat a story of karma and maybe lust? Can Branden and Red quit bickering long enough to agree a song is bad? You get to decide between: Hardy: Wait in the Truck vs Toby Keith: American Ride
Things are about to get strange as we go through what we call "Avant Garde" Rock. Branden wanted to try killing one more of his babies while Teresa from the new show "Story For a Song" decided to bring the retarded offshoot of a previous winner. Can a 6 minute cluster fuck of pretentious chaos beat a song written by people with the mental capabilities of a 10 year old who just discovered swears? You get to decide between: Nuclear Rabbit: The Midgetaur vs Retard-O-Bot- Piggly Wiggly...
Let's talk rap, it sucks. Let me rephrase that, this weeks rap sucks. Holy shit this is a rough one. Branden brings a song that could possibly be good, if everything about it wasn't terrible. And Red brings a song believed to be "self censored" and full of mixed messages and weird voices. You get to decide between: Acid Souljah: Ok Yea!!! vs Madchild: Work For It
This get heavy and oddly weird this week as we go through I guess you could call it rock. Branden brought a song that goes in every direction possible in the worst way, and Red brings something incredibly dull, repetitive and full of whispering. It's all complete bullshit but you get to decide between: Kim Dracula: Make Me Famous vs Parkway Drive: If A God Can Bleed
It's time that we take a moment to highlight a couple celebrities who think they can make music. Myster Magenta once again joins the show to see if bad production can beat lazy song writing. Can the worst example of auto tune beat something that a literal retard might be responsible for? It's the battle of the vapid cum dumpsters as we go through: Farrah Abraham: Finally Getting Up From Rock Bottom vs Paris Hilton: Turn it Up
This week we're joined by someone as we settle a dispute. We were threatened with "legal parameters" for what we do. Well it turns out we don't respond well to threats. We may need to get a lawyer this week as we go through: Cabell Rhode: Paid in Full vs Tracy Lee: Invisible
Hyperpop, what is Hyperpop? Do you know? We spent this episode trying to figure it out but I don't think we got very far with that. Anyway, Branden really phoned it in, well it wouldn't be considered that if not for the savage beating that Red gave him. Seriously it's so bad this shit is almost unfair to bring to the show. Anyway you get to decide what's worse (although lets not kid ourselves) between: 100 Gecs: Money Machine vs Black Dresses: Crush
It's time for shit to get painful as the guys get into some more pop music. Once again Branden brings a song by some stupid attention seeking bitch that surprise, he doesn't like very much. While Red decides he's gonna try and get the show canceled with a song performed by the youngest person to transition from male to female. Can a song about a potentially fake rape story beat a song about getting faded, all the time. Like seriously, ALL THE TIME. It's fucking stupid. But you get to decide betw...
This week things get rough as Branden, Red and Adam from The Internet is a Toilet go through some songs about parenting. Can an extremely whiny metal song about a pussy too scared to kill himself beat a VERY LONG song about child rape by an imaginary parent? Just a warning there is way more crying in this episode than you would expect. Holy shit these guys are serious fucking pussies. Anyway you get to decide between: Beartooth: Sick and Disgusting vs Korn: Daddy
It's a baby killer edition this week as Branden and Red challenge each other to bring a song from a band the other enjoy. Two terrible filler songs go head to head to see what is more upsetting, a droning monotone suck fest with zero effort put into it. Or a song with hardly any music and the worst vocal fry we've ever covered. You get to decide between: Pearl Jam: Bu$hleaguer vs Dave Matthews Band: That Girl is You
This week we really bring some painful rap music. Branden was presented a dead baby that shat all over an iconic song. And Red brought an abomination created by the duo you never knew you wanted, because no one really wanted it. Also isn't one of them a rapist or something? I don't know but what I do know is that you have to decide between: Jeris Johnson: Raining Blood vs Gucci Mane/ Marilyn Manson: Fancy Bitch
This week we're joined by Mike from WFOD as we go through some punk songs. Branden begrudgingly kills a baby with the worst song they made. While Mike brings us an already dead baby. You get to decide what's worse, a lazy attempt at a remix with monster sounds and spacey bullshit. Or an anti suicide song that victim blames and makes everything about everyone except the person who's suicidal. Your choices this week are: Green Day (with Godzilla): Brain Stew vs Sum 41: Catching Fire...
It's time for another country music showdown! This week Branden brings a song from someone who was way more successful with his other band. And Red brought half of a country music duo to see if "progress" can beat a whiny breakup song? Or maybe it's political? Either way its trash. You get to decide between: Aaron Lewis: Sticks and Stones vs John Rich: Progress
This week Branden would like to apologize to everyone. The heat got to him and he took it out on a "child" who absolutely deserves it. What's got him so upset? Both of these songs are hard to get through. I mean really it's just awful. The guys go through some pop music to see what is worse; a repetitive nonsensical "song" with a major overuse of the word "on". Or an ultra upbeat piece of shit about achieving your dreams performed by a teenager with the mind of a 4 year old. You get to decide be...
It's a battle of washed up 80s icons this week as we are joined for the first time by a listener. Myster Magenta challenged us to see what is worse, a heavy metal song that tip toes around the idea of fucking some pussy? Or an ultra soft and confusing love ballad about a potential stripper that the lead singer wants to impregnate. You get to decide between: Pantera: PST '88 vs Motley Crue: Glitter
It's the Wuss Rock music battle you never wanted! This week the guys get into some of the most boring, repetitive, douchey songs they've ever brought to see if a whiny protest anthem can beat out audible nonsense. You get to decide between: Five for Fighting: Can One Man Save The World vs Coldplay: A Whisper
This week Branden brings a song to Red that he enjoyed and Red shat all over it! A challenge was issued for Red to bring two rap icons to the show and try to prove why they make dog shit. Can a rap about a painting? Or maybe a woman? Or someones mom getting fucked? Either way can a shit rap beat a song about how much weed Snoop smokes? Spoilers: He smokes a lot of weed. You get to decide between: Lil Pump & Soulja Boy: Mona Lisa vs Eminem & Snoop Dogg: From the D 2 The LBC...
With the first qualifier over with its time to wipe the slate clean with a new roundup of shit music. And what better way to kick things off than with some new rock from some rock icons. Can a rehashing of a 30 year old song beat a love song dedicated to an instrument? You get to decide between: Red Hot Chili Peppers: Black Summer vs Def Leppard: This Guitar
It's time to break up Shitty Song of the Year with our first qualifier round! First we take care of some business by settling a couple ties but then we get right into the important shit. And joining us to go through everything is that mother fucking baby killer himself Jodie B. It's time for Shitty Song of the Week Thunderdome! 26 songs enter, only 13 get to move on to the main event in December. Which 13 make it through? Tune in to find out!
ANNOUNCEMENT TIME! We are only a few days away from the first Shitty Song of the Year Qualifier round and we are giving you the chance to change the outcome! Head over to shittysong.show/vote where you get to decide which 2 loser songs get to come back and compete! We also wanted to give you all a special bonus episode to thank you for all the support that's been given. Adam from the Internet is a Toilet comes back to go through some Dishonorable Mentions. A show which can be found at patreon.co...
It's time for another rap battle as Red and Branden try to figure this genre out. Can spooky rapping about pussy beat a list of "miracles"? Will the guys ever learn how magnets work? You get to decide between: Radio Base: Demon Time vs Insane Clown Posse: Miracles
We got ourselves a redemption round this week as we are joined by Teresa from Bad Poets Society AND Jodie B from Po Boys to go through some pop songs. Can an upbeat song with bizarre body positivity messages beat musical child rape? Probably not but you get to decide between: Tila Tsoli: Bimbo Doll vs B*Witched: C'est La Vie
