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Hello, you're listening to Shagmour annoyed with May Rosie Ramsey and my herbie Christopher Ramsey. Herbie Herbie. Hello. Hello, you're right. I'm all right. Are you all right? Do you know what tip top tip a rary? I'm really good.
You're quick. I've got a hair roller in almost can't take you seriously. Here's this come from. So if anyone's watch Rosie's Instagrams recently you've em you're rolling a roller. Basically a fringe like the opposite of what a a chava as we used to call them back to the a chava fringe which was rolled over a cork can or a kiss.
What it was called a quiff. No, no, no, remember when the other way remember when the fringes when we were school used to come out and around and never had one of them that were disgusting. Pass me by them. That was the older girls. That was I was a bit we were a bit young for that. That was all a kid did that. I think I thought when I started school and I was like 11 12 when I was in first second year. Comprehensive school and the girls you know pat you know they were.
There were were chaffes of dirty word now it's been taken to mean something that it never used to that it never used to mean when when we were young got it meant the scary fuck as in sports clothes who ask you for money. Yeah, that's what it meant and the stand smoking on the corner.
The girls in the school has always just come back and meet other people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so girls in sports jackets would have the big old friend you would come out and go right around it would loop background sometimes coming out of the bridge of the nose and almost hurting the eyes. See that so that was a bit older than us so when when I got to that year and I did I'm listen. I had a couple of few years of myself being a little bit little scabby.
A little scabby. Yeah, scally. I was with bits. You had bits or the two lines that came they were terrifying as well. Very very dangerous round the eyes then very dangerous round the eyes. Like a lot of that going on. Now what you've gone for is you've gone for the other way so it goes up and around the back of the roller. So what's going to happen when you take that roller out as I can see up here like something about Mary.
No, absolutely not because we hear a bit shit. Right. I've just been watching a lot of Instagram reels of women who've got really lovely hair do this. Yeah, and I thought I'm going to do that because I've got a day's now. And I don't use it. No, you've got a day's in here. I went and bought the fuck. I know. Oh, had to get out the hat again at the back room. It boots at the center. Right.
Or we don't leave them on the shelves. People are nicking them. Shut up. Oh, back back room. Lock and key. I had to be marched to the fucking. They're massive to Nick. I way of it where there's a will as a way. I had to be marched to the counter by the guy. Like I'd like I'd like you'd been on the Tano. I asked him. Ask him where he man is.
Right. He has something right. Is it just me? Are you know any in a shop or supermarket? If something's boxed away with the tag on I don't want to buy it. Why? Because it's just fine. Weird. Well, as I've said before that how you know the good wine. No, I know, but that's different. That's tagged wine. I'm talking about the tag. Sometimes the tag like perfumes and well condoms the tag. That's the worst one to do. That's the worst one to do. I want to just screely buy these condoms.
Excuse me. Can you take them out of this? Perspects fucking case. This big box. Thank you. To renders in it. Yeah. Like the fucking. Why are you on the lot of K like the Mona Lisa? Why are people licking condoms when you can get them free from the gunglinic? Two reasons. Three reasons. Danger, excitement. Yeah. That's reason one. Two risks in it. Second reason. Second reason. Yeah.
Third reason. I'm too embarrassed to buy these. I'm just going to nick them. That's stupid. How's it stupid? Because if you get caught nicking them that's going to be a lot more embarrassing than just bloody getting the box and paying for it. Sure. Yeah. Surely. Well, of course, but yeah, but they don't think that I'm assuming that we're not nicking them when they're in that fucking box other. That's why they're in the box. You can't nick them.
I don't you can nicker when you're in a perspect box unless you just stamp on them in the middle of the shop. Sad times. Sad times. Sad bloody times. You're in. Like the podcast guys. Keep in them comments on a lock and keen. I wonder there's too many people in the world there. Have them on every street corner for free. You were actually. Yeah. I think. Yeah. I think we should make them free.
I actually wrote head first in a political issue there, which I'd like to roll out of because we've got a little bit deep. Okay. It is episode 257. Thank you. But being here. Thank you for listening to a word bloody love you and without further ado is time for this week's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, no, I was supposed to. First of all, step off the sponsor you fucking piece of shit. You can listen. Come away from the mic. away from the mic. No way. Do not speak to me like that on this podcast.
Oh, I'll fucking bring your mom in bed. You got loads of bits. Should I fucking mouth? Fuck you. This isn't even your podcast. I hate you. I hate you. Fuck you. Die. Look at a sponsor. I- What's gonna say? If I've done this before, it's just because I'm so excited. So excited this morning. I don't think you've done that. I don't think you've done that. I don't know. But this has nothing for a long time. For a long, long time.
So basically your mom can't repeat the kids that was the answer we do some work. It's half term and essentially, Robin, it was a beautiful moment. Oh, yes. So before your mom came, Robin went, come and stay at Mama's tonight. And I was like, I don't know. I didn't kill it. You were like, see what she says. I went, ask Mama. Did you say, ask Mama, I didn't hear that. Absolutely, I did. So then, right? Yeah, and he was at that one this morning as well.
So Mama is talking, yeah, and Robin went, can Mama, can we stay at yours tonight? And your mom was still in conversation with you, and she didn't realise? Me and you shared a glance. Just stayed at you across the room. It was such an amazing moment. I just looked at you, and I like smiled a little bit, and you like smiled a little bit more. Like, oh my god, is it going to happen? Is it going to happen? And I went and take the bins out, and I went and put something in your mom's car fryer.
And I came back in and you were standing there, smuggers f**k, and you went, it's happening. I'm going to go and get the pajamas and I ran outside. And you know what I did? I'm not afraid to tell you. Do I did? What? I did a cartwheel. No, he did it. I didn't know he was going to be in f**king disk. Can you do a cartwheel? How? Shit you're saying you! You cannot do a cartwheel.
Strictly, episode two, Charleston cartwheel, not only cartwheel, a cartwheel, intercarons crotch and back out of carriagecotch. That's how good I am a cartwheel. Right. The more happened when I was trying the cartwheel, that we should go up to. We should go up to. No, I've been on the robin boots. I tried to do a cartwheel in a corridor while I was there, and I tore me tricep. Oh yeah, yeah, you were more on. You were more on. I was more on when you were on. That's moon to go.
Wow. It's been a whole pandemic since then. Oh yeah, I don't have f**king noise. Don't I know? Look at these greas. Yes all. I just went to my mum and went, oh, robin, he's desperate to stay at your house. She went, are you a lakan? I went, oh! Just all over the floor. And it was just, I mean juice everywhere, full of my mum went, that's disgusting. My mum's so excited. I love the idea of the little, just stay at yours. Are you a lakan? Well the jammers are already in your car.
Yeah. I am a little bit concerned. Why? Last time, and I'll tell you right now, can you remember the last time your mum randomly took the kids for the day and night? Well, no, no because just to, so we work a lot together and my mum has them then. But that's work. This is tonight. We've got a night of pleasure. What, what a film. Oh, do we have to have sex? No. No, I'm absolutely fine for that. We probably should. We probably should. Let's not, let's not, let's not pressure ourselves.
No problem. Love you. Kind of wish to come back now. I've already shaved your name and my pubes as a part. We fell name. For what's Mary? For what an artist. Wow. No, what were you going to say? The last time. Yeah, I don't remember. I remember. Oh yeah. Oh god, did we have sex in? No. Right. We've got walk up a two in the morning by Mac and Mac to her. Oh. I'm on edge a little bit. Have you got a sphere? You haven't got nothing's happened. I'm not getting pumped or anything tonight.
Nothing's happening, is it? Well, hang on. Have you done it for me? No. 100% no. Yeah, laughing. I'm not, I'm not laughing. I'm not, no. I haven't done that. I promise. There's nothing, I've got, I've got no planned. Promise you. I'm warned. I swear. Nothing's happening. I promise. Promise. But are you promise me then I'll get it now you again? Nothing's happening. I'm going to get it twice. Just because. Just some, be the pop down famous and stuff. No. No, then I'll come in. No one's coming in.
Okay, go ahead. Well, move on. I'm going to get pissed. Oh yeah? That's why I'm a half pissed. I might have a cheek like that. I was a wha- I was a wha- It's very nice. That's a wha- That's a wha- That's a wha- Car wheel. Hoppy days. Love me, but ins but. Yeah. It's nice. After a minute. We had a fight about the jingle. We couldn't set a lawn in jingle. Jing. God. So this is the jingle. Jing. God. We hope you like the jingle. Jing. God. Babadoo. Babadoo.
Babadoo. Back. Jing. Hello and welcome back to this week's episode of Shagd married annoyed. Bloody lovely. They have you back. Cheers. Thanks for coming. I've got a couple of things brought down to me little notes. Things have been happening during the week. Minutes. Minutes for the note. Agenda. The agenda of the podcast. Okay. Notice something. I took Robin to Nandos. Yes. Cheeky Nandos. Okay. Love Nandos, right? This is not slugging Nandos off at all because I think Nandos is.
It's brilliant. It's like fast food, but it's lovely and it's just nice. On tour, it's you can have. It's so. Yeah, you can just get some chickens and vegetables if you need it. Yeah, it's great. Or you can go whole hog and get you know chips and halloumi and. Yeah, and rice and go mentally. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's. It takes all the boxes. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And it was the one next to the cinema. So it wasn't like in a dressy place or anything like that. Okay. Oh my God, right?
Mm-hmm. You can tell I'm getting old. Did you look like a bag of shit and did everyone else look great? No. The opposite. Or. The fucking opposite. Black hoodies and shorts. Ice. Yeah. Yeah. What? Right. Okay. Black hoodies and shorts as the thing. Or. We're coming up to 38. And there was people there who were in. Look, right. Not as really cute actually. You know, when you're in a relationship. Yeah. And you know, when you're in a relationship. So I had that age elastid. Mm-hmm.
So there was a lot of people there who were like early 20s. Yeah. And now it's just like, you guys think you're going to be together forever. Yeah, probably not. I hope you said that. I hope you weren't on the table seeing all that. That would be nice. I felt it every person I looked at. Yeah. She's like, everybody looked like they were going to put the bins out. The bins. They're bins. Like, do you know when you're higher tracks you'd on. Yeah, yeah. You're higher lounge gear on.
Yeah. Go on, put your bins out. That's what every. I'm not trying to, I don't know. I've talked about this there. We've probably looked better dressed than most of the people in there. It's unbelievable. I've told you, it's like the JD fucking sports mannequins have just come to life in the walkin' restaurant. It's not, but. It's unbelievable. For the lassas as well. And the full face, a makeup. Yeah, yeah. Full face, hair done. Look at them like it. Yeah. With their hoodie.
Yeah. But then I'm not, like, because it's, I don't know. It was, it was weird sitting in a restaurant. Mm-hmm. What I deemed to be a restaurant. And just not anybody. But then I'm just mad. Am I weird? Maybe Nando's is more like Gregg's to this nation, to this generation. I think it is now, isn't it? But, I've told about this here. Honestly, we went the Metro center the idea. All the lads. It was barely nine degrees outside. Yeah. All the lads. Trainers. Socks pulled up. F***ing high.
Black shorts. Black jumper. All hoodies. And that's it. I just don't think they're all any jeans. I just, I think... I mean, all of a sudden, I must be on the out. I think they might be, you know, denim, denim might be dead. I think it is. Never for a certain, yeah, for a certain. But I just... I took Robin to a GD sport, to the idea. F*** me. It's expensive. Oh my God. Oh my God. When you came back and Robin was, I've got two t-shirts for 25 pounds.
I was like, two, two E-s, you're all t-shirts for 25 quids. To be fair, the himmy's inside is in ten-year-old t-shirts now. But yeah, mad. That's mad Chris. Most of our kids' clothes just to let you in, I know that you're very, really by the clothes. They're very, you know, georgie. It was mad. Primark-y. It was mad. But all of the stuff in there. Fred and Flo... What they call Fred and Flo. Stop, stop, listen, why not?
And all of the stuff in there, it's like clothes exclusively for people who are flying around on e-scooters. That's what it is. It's like, hey, get your e-scoot, a pants, hoodie, hat, and balla-cloth out, gloves, everything's black. Everything's black. Just mad. Unbelievable. It's black. This used to be all fields. This used to be fields. I know, what's the hardest thing I can see? Why was it all so horrible?
Because actually, I remember when I was younger and people seeing that we look like a bag of shit. Rosie, we were pop-up, we were. We were. We were. Pop-up pants. Pop-up pants. Your friends could literally undress you with all flick of a wrist. So I don't know how we dare. I don't know how we fought this day. It was just a bit, it was just a bit, it was just a bit, just everyone looked the same. And I was like, oh gosh, really? It's fashion, it's getting shit. We're not all the shit.
I'm not of the generation anymore of going out and taking a girl I wa yo a boy at an andschool on a Saturday night, you know? Is this something for you? It was you and I, it's when I, it's the something for you. They're in lounge gear and they're not like, well it was. I don't buy it. Yeah, I do. I don't know. I don't want- I just don't buy anything. I don't want, I just want something for you to pay. I don't want to buy anything. If we buy things online, I don't buy it and I...
There'd be in the god damper jarmas and no one would give a fuck well done everyone. Yeah, actually Yeah, you're one you guys have won you've won well done Remember do you remember heels guys? No, then God horrible ideas. Oh, so tall all the kids are these days Jesus Christ man. Why do you think I'm doing jiu-jitsu so don't get fucking butt out by 13 year olds the massive? Sorry for sound old. I'm sorry. Oh, I don't
I'm intense. I just slipped out. Mm-hmm. Put my gun. Tell you I'll tell you something though Tell you what does happen when you're old here's a story for you So my mom and our best friend Jan Yes, we've done them once though outside Marxies. Yes, ask them about lesbians. I remember The this is this is shown there. Yeah, right. We are so sick So is this their new trend that you told me we're gonna tell me about on the podcast?
Yes, but I ended up ringing me man the other day and she was coming out of the place. So I had to tell you Me mom and Jan are so sick of the cold weather will live in the north. It's freezing It's been grim. We've had a really just grim right. It's just you went up being awful So my mom and Jan have started to Once a fortnight go on the sunbed Wow, and when I said my mom I went why I don't understand it when we just want to feel warm to We're born Just want to feel Raise of like heat
Body makes a week's sun fuck me and I you know part I said me mama went mama's like that you shouldn't really think bad and I think I think she was very much like once the summer comes we're not gonna with not for a time It's just to feel hot. It's your mama human or a fucking plant Your mom and a friend going to once a fortnight going to photosynthesize. I think the room of that generation who just love the son your mom and dad Love this. Oh, I I like the sun, but I'm not like I don't know they
Must've been hot when they were younger. Well, Tans used to be the thing like everyone's got a ton of everything what's fake Tano yeah, I think that's the thing cuz I put fake talent. I'm not that generation of fake time generation That is the sunbed generation. I remember me dad used to rent a sunbed and you get come to the house
And you could keep it for a week and you could do and it was just a one. I saw you would lie on his back We would go over your bed Oh, oh Yeah Yeah, yeah, so it was like Yeah, yes, you just lie on the bed. We'll go over the bed So can you not remember man back in the day you'd be playing out in the street and you'd look around and saw many
Fucking windows would be like neon fucking purple or blue. That's because the rent of the sun bed So it was just a one-out would go over your bed over your bed Yeah, and you would lie one then you would pull out turn around the other way and get a good How long would you how long with the rented for so they didn't ornice? I know you rented it. You didn't own it. You're crazy. I think this is the 90's. Did your mom go on it? Oh, don't know if me mom did remember me dad used to right but yeah
That's this is like areas. Ilya being like the age I am now. I'm maybe a little bit older It'd be like 40 so you'd be like full on hitting midlife crisis time Way to talk about this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I Will put money on that he denies it. Shuttle. It's a kind of thing that I do. Yeah
Yeah, I don't know. I didn't do that. It's the kind of thing that the will just categorically forget. Right. Okay. Yeah Yeah, but yes used to do it and I remember it was like Tans were just a thing whenever I had a time it was like we being away got a time
Yeah, I'm a time was this massive thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I remember what was it called embarrassing bodies And he did a bit about don't a Christian did a bit about so I was watching me mom and dad and he did a bit about sort of Tans and skin cancer and things like that And I remember the exact line seeing so if you want a tan just get it from a bottle and I remember me both me Marvardadgord
Fuck him. Oh my god. I think about the sea there's another thing of this generations winning with like that's people aren't Compelled too much by Tans like because we can get a better a better tan from the town in the 90s was it was You look like you've been on holiday in the 90s the measure of your success was how many holidays? I remember Marvard being like eight or one three holidays a year there abroad you know abroad your mom dad love
I was loved as well. So it was my mom so it was my mom and dad and yes, so you'll be seeing Sandra and Jan rock on the rock on the quick Turn Sandra and Jan rock in the quick time. There's the jingle for the radio Rock the quick time like Sandra and Jan Please only do once a phone. I just get warm your bones. I might get skin Sandra and I go yeah, don't I get don't do it
Don't do it bad. Hey look people want to do people to do what they want to do. Yeah, don't know why they don't just have a fucking bath It's not the same. I don't think I think the one I think the one had burn So take it like do you know that feeling of burning why the go half a sort of greenhouse Just sitting a greenhouse as our crystal Don't ask me they just want to I think it's a joy is I think it's and I haven't said this before I think it's a hair-brain scheme
I think it's stupid right there. We go then listen. There's sixty odd. Let them do it one day So the game last week was so popular and exciting. I've got another round for you ready Okay, um hang on a second right to let me get me a little note because some people Uh-huh. We've got some nice listeners man and they've come up with some things okay So we've had an email here things you can say Atinaudji and this woman was yeah, things it's the atinaudji and it's we've got a new one for this week
I've got a new one for this week. Oh, okay. Well, let me just tell you these few that very similar I've got to say very similar but okay. Yeah, this person said I'm listening to you this second episode 256 and Chris just did what you say atinaudji and his women pool. I think these might work come on then and who's coming in the deep end
Yeah, no, no, no, what do you not think? No, I don't know you work right off. Well, yeah, it's my turn with the inflatable Fantastic To me there's not enough people at the audio for using an inflatable doll, but Whatever, yeah, who knows last one a little bit more and you'll earn a certificate Do the kids I don't know block the person's email thank you for wasting our time. Okay, I'm joking. Thank you for getting This with this week's local radio perverted game show
Right, I'm excited. You've got to come up with them right there's three that we're looking for right okay, yeah, it is Things you can see at the beach and while having sex. Okay, not an orgy. No, just I'm glad you move away from the orgy I don't much about orgies neither do I Chris never being a well And you know, don't want to don't want to do anything wrong. They might be good to talk and you might have a bit like a talk things
You can say at the beach and while having sex right ready. Yeah, go. I don't put your eyes on you there Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely could work. It's not well. Yeah, it's lollian. I'd been not all looking for no Yeah, again move away from the isolated stuff. There's nothing I slowly really think was a lot of time. Yeah, I got it We got it. We got the old image. What do you say? Come on? You ready? Yeah, we're looking for three. Okay. Yeah, right
Slap my tit right no, not at the beach. No, no one's saying that at the beach. No, no, no, I'm sex slap my tits. That's awful good. God Oh, I need a minute right yeah. Oh, salty Yeah, maybe yeah, it's salty right? Okay. Yeah, that could all right. Yeah, I could work again Again, I'm a good one's not what we're looking for it. It's really horrible because we lived near the beach
Yeah, and all I can see is being at the beach. Yeah, yeah, which you know, I don't think it's X when I'm at the beach right? Okay, I have had sex at the beach before though. Oh, I know yeah, yeah, okay Long time ago, did you rent the sun lounger? Just there Okay Yeah, so the three were looking for were right? The three exact specific ones were looking for things you can say at the beach I'm well having sex. Yeah, it sucks off Right, yeah, yeah, okay
What's that one? Right? So there you go. Um, do you like me big hole? Okay, yeah, I see that awful though. I mean, please don't it's because if you've dug a hole Yeah, no, but as a person with two holes three holes. I would never say I don't forget the ears by the way Yeah, oh, this is totally why Don't the third one before we're just carrying on careful it gets really deep Screw it work just all right
Screw it. Yeah, yeah, it's like midnight midnight radio. Look at radio. I like it. Keep them coming. Yeah Oh, I don't know. Is that one? Sex and sex and ordering at a bar. What about like? If someone's playing volleyball or like you'd be like whoa that balls head right for me face could say that in sex as well How how can you get that entire sentence out? Before someone's balls for the balls it's in the face
I don't know good ass bull dude. I never speak well. We have sex because I think you're gonna say all the stuff is gonna put me off Right, you know now Actually lacked itself what beforehand in general maybe okay And did you want to hear what I had to say yeah, so I went the dentist last week
So I'm just fucking love the dentist right getting this tooth out was just the stupidest thing I ever did You know like getting this tooth ripped out your head for no reason two hours before our first arena show two years ago It was the reason it was because I was in agony and I would have had to start Rukinaz and fancy starting Rukinaz on the day of the show So I got ripped out anyway, it's being a nightmare. I had to put The the thing in me mouth to get and take an impression, right?
Don't submit me Joe. I cannot open my mouth wide enough It was like open your mouth really wide. I've just got a little mouth Right and all this is very unsexy. So if you're I make my sexy me Listen this guys and thinking she you may not see me face before but if you're thinking she sounds quite fit But now I know she's got a tiny little mouth put off her so I'm sorry about that ruining people's dreams Yeah, that's what people go for that is what people go for yeah, why did you do it?
It was a 10 but you couldn't fit a full fuck and melanin mouth Because actually I'm gonna have to say it the dentist. I think I've done something with me Joe. Can you like? Dissel I mean, yeah, if you've sought a screen it's a me cheek. I think I think I pull the muscle in me cheek Possibly possibly if you try it ice in it just ice it from the outside I'm sure she'll know yeah next time you do the ice bath just pop your little pop your little face in don't tell people
I do the ice bath. It's my little secret. Oh, okay. Yeah, just every day. She loves it. Oh, I don't want to do it That's why we've got it. That's why we've got energy on this fucking thing So I'm gonna start a petition I'm gonna put up on my website and see if if everyone if do you have a website probably God, you've not too old for so long. I don't think you've got a website anymore
I don't think that's how it works. I don't think I don't think they just get rid of your website I'm gonna have a look definitely now knew on it And but there's gonna be a petition on there soon if any of the dads out there want to get involved Basically, I'm gonna put up a petition and the signatures and I need yes Of course, I've sort of website you fucking really put this off here. All right. Oh, what's the first thing on there?
Shag mode or for Shag mode annoyed please click yeah Rediret oh no, not just him not just him like that So Frightening frighteningly talented. Well, that is me. That is me so talented. It's god damn terrifying So this petition and either dad's to sign it if you agree. I'm sure you will agree It's a petition to stop The dad in blueie playing with the kid so much in a few chair of swords I just like some more realism in blueie. I'd like some episodes where he doesn't fancy it
He's a way on work. He just can't be asked some episodes where maybe just sticks the teleon and Give them an intendo switch or an iPad and just leave them and don't get involved and don't and you know what now and then Bandit the fucking lippy right tell them to shut up take stuff off them make them cry once and again once in a while Just make it a bit more realistic
I think that's the point and no no, I'm sick of watching this show this. It's brilliant. Don't get wrong. It's probably best cartoon on TV That dad it's unrealistic is a good dad. It's unrealistic. How good of a dad? He is that bandit and I'm fucking Genuinely fed up with it. Well, there was one episode. There was one episode where he rang the wife Who was meant to take one of the kids somewhere and the other kids?
He was meant to take the kids somewhere else and he rang and he said I can't take the kid There was no there was no sort of background fourth in that conversation the mom's chilly kind of very much I know I have to interrupt you getting it so wrong. It's actually hurting. Yeah, no, but I thought from watching that
I thought wow, chilly. You've really just rolled over there. Yeah, she's just dogging it rolls over. Yeah, she really did He is supposed to be taking Bingo to gymnastics while chilly takes blueie to a play date
Yeah, he phones up. He says I've got a flight up somewhere, so I can't do that So yeah, that's what happens and there is an episode called wheel watching with a both hungover It's very subtle but the chilly and bandit at home over there you go more of that would need more of that Okay, I'll let them know if you are out there a father
And bandit is making you feel like an inadequate dad. I do have a little little Poggle at the end of the rainbow for you Because of the ages of the dogs in that show and because of the kind of dogs that they are if they were really dogs Actual dogs a dog family and it was realistic every episode would just be chilly Attacking bandit as he tries to mate with bingo and blueie. So take that with you He's kids yet. Yeah, it will I googled it I googled it. Oh, if he was a real dog
No, if he was I'm telling you right now. I'm this is science. This is nature. I'll stay for that And you'll tell you the same although I don't know if he knows much about dogs. Let's why have you done this? Why have you done this? Oh? All I'm seeing is if it was real Okay, that's what we have not gonna say it again Another another very unrealistic thing about blueie. Yeah, have you seen how high their houses on that hill? Yeah, their house they're water pressure
We show high, but then when they're in the street there's loads of neighbors around them. So Where and the dogs who drive cause? And silly if I'm honest with you. Yeah, it's almost like it's not based on fact at all Yeah, so don't feel bad guys. It's just bollocks 100% true how to Google it how to Google it. Sorry guys how to Google it
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Yes, the old bourbon competitions. Yes, it's just not nice. It's just gross. Speaking singing. Oh, it's great Horrible. I just that's yeah That's what me before I stop bourbon stop having competitions of bourbon in the car in the car's back This is the thing you have to open windows in here Robin had just down the bottle of all these is just a burp and then he burp it was just like That's my boy
Disgusting I I dread to think what the Italian teacher. Yeah, it's really honestly. I absolutely dread to think yeah Oh, here's another thing which you said which I like Okay, I'll address it now if robins I don't know if he's teachers listen to this podcast, but if they do
So the other day Robin was having his day in Chris for no reason out of the blue said to him robin chin your chicken or I'll chin you Meaning hey, yeah, which Robin found hilarious because he'd never heard this phrase I'll chin you and that So chins a little mean and so if you just like so now he's gonna chin and mean and like neck it just get it down you a chin it or Chin is in you shouldn't say these things
He found it hilarious. He's literally gonna go to school and he's gonna be at the dinner table and so I'm gonna be checking in the He'll go, oh, and then you go. Yeah, chin you chicken or I'll chin you and then you're gonna I'm not going you're gonna get called with the headmaster's office because I'll bring the headmaster and I'll say that was all these dads doing so you can speak to him Well, I hope you can do over zoom but fair enough. So my beef with you is
You're obviously watching grazer anatomy non-stop with the moon well well. I had a bit of a break Because it's a totally heavy. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no idea. Oh, cuz it's scared you're gonna catch up No, okay, can you can you let me finish my sentence?
Went underwater one day on Netflix and had to binge the full series. So yeah finish that last episode very very sad I was texting me friend Steph in who who'd also watched it and while I like oh my god, it's horrendous Turned graze on for what I didn't realize was the last episode of the series because I thought oh I'll watch graze is a bit of sort of I know what's coming bloody blood It was horrendous. It was absolutely one of the worst episodes I've ever watched and I went to bed last night
Broken right. Yeah woman if I want to see the Chris Yeah, but again like I say a bit much bit much just it's just not light hearted viewing No, it's not like I'm doing that kind of stuff. I kind of like it. Yeah, well
I mean I've just realized I've written me know to you you're watching garries anatomy. It's it's It's all correct that the Gary's anatomy watch I would probably watch sounds a bit rougher You you just Gary's day I'm gonna turn on You are coming in the room now now and then I don't know if you realize you've done it
You've done it both three times. I only remember one of them in in in detail You randomly come up now with Little factoids little bits of advice for things that you've learned on gris and at me The other day you randomly walked in the room. This came from nowhere nowhere There was nothing in the room nothing nothing nothing I have literally came up when you went Chris by the way if someone's in a car accident don't move them wait for the paramedics to get there
I went right and then you continue doing something else came from nowhere Retaken us because I know that I watched an episode where there was a car crash and then the young lad Mm-hmm was severely injured he's dad picked them up and took them the hospital because the ambulance took too long Yeah, and they were like holy shit and he was paralyzed because he moved him the dad where is the were like Again, I know Because I was like if something happens and you did you would do that
You would do that and then I'd be like I knew that you shouldn't do it so I had to tell you so now hopefully you're not When else have I done it?
There was a couple more but that was the only one I remember word from road mainly because it was so hard on such a horrible Horrible random thought of walking a room with Honestly It's time for questions from the public Well you busy reading then you came in late I was busy burping if I'm honest with you Oh, okay, if you're not secret secret burp not so secret anymore Hippocrates why cuz you told me off a bit of the car now you're burping in a small studio at work
Unprofessional talking makes me burp right good. Do you remember the two are man? I'm sure you're in a good job. I couldn't stop burping awful as always if you want to get in touch with shag my noir.gmail.com I Both I'm an Uber driver part time. Don't worry Chris. I know about you've got some tears
Don't worry Chris. I don't bombard customers with conversation, but when it comes along it usually is gold good man so woman It is a man So one Friday night I collected a group of four lads and they were the typical Guys are not on me got pure Garries and you are the garrison at me and they were a rowdy group you could tell something had happened due to this year laughter
When the four got in the back threes back threes that's a livius. What the back threes like the seat? Oh I know never heard it call the back threes That's what the the Uber's called it sort of call it the biz. Yeah when the four got in the back threes laughter was
Defening the one who sat in the passenger seat was clearly clearly trying to change the subject. No, no, no That's when the four got in the back threes laughter was deafening that's not when the four got in the back threes You tell me a tax driver who would let you know, they're never gonna let them have five in a four seat there Right The back threes what was it again? I want to let us have six in especially not with the food
Could have just told us no though. It didn't have to be rude Not among these oh good So yeah, sorry, I have wrong I've read that wrong like Ron Burgundy. I'll just say what on it Yeah, yeah, so it's when the four got in one guy got the back The back threes when the four got in Should have been a comma got you when the four got in the back threes laughter was Definon
Thank you, but actually can I just tell you right now guys didn't want to embarrass the guy, but it's did it actually says defining But I just changed it definitely might have been so incredible It was defining when the four got in the back threes laughter was defining right
So they why are you being horrible? I will be horrible. It's just All right, the one who sat in the passenger seat was clearly trying to change the subject with the basic chitchat How's your day being what time you're on till blah blah? Until the middle passenger start a tapping my shoulder try to get my attention gasping for a C and driver driver
Guess what happened? Yeah, I have to guess Oh, look we've all been there great very exciting to speed up the story So apparently the passenger was obsessed with an only fans model Who was an older lady, but she would wear a mask when publishing content? Okay, so the guy in the passenger seat is obsessed with an only fans model Who's not a lady and she would wear a mask mask when publishing content Jesus
I don't know how a mask is but I thought that said mascara. It says mascara Might want to say mascara you know, but no M.E.S.C.E.R.A.M.E.S.Masquerade, oh, mask, okay, fucking hell. This is this is remedial level reading 101 here. That actually is my fault I think the last I was defining at the mascara mascara ball Fuck a duck This is terrible. There's fuck a can at right you can't read the blindly in the blind. He forgot the day the day is a very integral Let that in maskry. I'm sorry
Also, he's spelled a wrong again. Yeah, that's why I thought is it massacre or mascara But it I think it's maskry. It's but the day is missing. I'm so sorry, right? Okay And all his friends seemed to think she was less appealing than he did Oh God, he loves that they thought oh Turns out just before I picked the group up he got some personal he got the personalized video sent to him from the only fans model
Oh, no, which he really wanted to share with the group without the mask. Oh, no, she sent him a video without the mask on It's someone it's someone it's I feel it's someone. There's these fucking ant you're something. No, go turns out it was his Mother no
No, no, no, and he shared this experience with his friend. No, I'd never recover. Yes, I'd never recover his actual fucking mother tits out and full vagina Oh my god In the laughter with the rest of the group and we're struggling the breathe nearly crashing the car Which caused me to pull over and get out of the car?
You had to get out you know The the back three all got out and were all laughing on the side of the road we collectively laughed for about 10 minutes and the police drove past We must have looked like we were fighting because the sirens came on we explained what had happened and the police chained in on the laughter Oh my god Imagine that what's all oh well oh well oh what's going on? Officer you see him you see him
I'm how did they get that story out they'll get battered by the police that's amazing. I'm saving this So I've started saving some of these questions from the public in their category called sitcom because I feel like one day We could just make a sitcom of all of this stuff that would be sent in So I'm just putting that in there. How bad is that that's Doing it's real it must I think it's must be real I would never I'd never recover from that no, I wouldn't tell me me it's
Well, but it's probably so bad. Oh my god. You're with them. Yeah, that's how they know You would never but that's how they know because he was must be like oh my god. She said me She said something just for me just for me and then oh that's the fucking pets of the world I know I wouldn't be getting in an Uber with them. I don't know what we're done There's two thoughts going through me head one how I would deal with that if it was me
But I don't obviously don't want to think about that at all because that makes us want to be sick. Yeah, but how Excited would you be if you were in a friendship group? It would be Christmas day. I wouldn't I would be Christmas. I almost think I would just be struck silent I don't think I'd laugh. I think I'd be struck silent by the sheer gravitas of the moment You would laugh you would eventually think I just be like this is beautiful
After one screaming or pillow. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it would just be phenomenal for not it's great when stuff when something that happened Then you what would happen is you would come home and tell me and then I would have the joy of Imagine I know what I you know when I come in you know when I come in from I've been off recovery with the lads Which I do once in a blue moon And But I come in and you go any gossip can you imagine if I wait?
Rosie sit down I die I die but I would always keep it to myself because I never share gossip Hey Rosie and Chris love the podcast listening to the episodes in a spaghetti kind of fashion That sends me all the quiver doesn't make any sense. So just like all over the place. Yeah, that's horrible We do not fall. Hey, oh God Are the most be going like most recent than an older most recent than an older?
I got one that's one thing about podcasts. Oh, that's quite annoying some podcasts go straight on the next episode But some of them don't and you're just like yeah, it's all bottled up. Yeah, this could possibly be a Rosie's mysteries Let's do it. Let's do it. I'm feeling lucky. Let's do it. I'm a nail tech Technician. I've been doing nails for 13 years now And I remembered the most gross encounter I've ever had with a client. Do you know what it is? Yeah, the amount of times
I've been on tour to towns where there's been an abundance of places. I'll people to get the nails done Mm-hmm and absolutely nowhere else to go Baffles me. What do you mean? I walk around town sometimes when I'm on tour Yeah, I go small towns like our town. Yeah, and there's loads of places. Yeah, but I'm going You're going to get in your nails done then where the fuck are you going? Because there's no tear home So just go go home and nice nails Well for like a night out
Where's that nothing there? No, whether you don't So you think people go pre fucking pre nails gun get the nails done and then go out on the town Look all get the nails done during the day, right and then carry on with their lives I don't get me nails done. I really should You're putting your fingers. Yeah, disgusting. I used to have a client in
brackets. Thankfully, I've relocated to no longer do our nails. Let's call her Sharon. Oh, you'll never finger you Sharon right can you believe that can you still believe that happened?
How mad you never finger you in a million years good because he looks Garobi is good if you're listening to the podcast hints but get you fashion that'll make no sense I was out on a night out ones and this last thought that we were Don't even know what you thought you clearly thought we fancy their boyfriend and then instead of saying The usual are you looking at my large?
She literally said loads of things and then finished with he'll never finger you in a million years And I just thought that's the smartest thing I've ever heard anyone say but you know You got the motivation from that and you've got a quote and you're working towards One day where you're being a position where he would finger you hope to be with you on that journey
Thank you. Thank Sharon will be around there waiting this is don't know We'll see we shall wish I took a close inspection at this hand because I didn't I was in shock Right so Sharon she was an interesting character always had a hair crimp in a 90s fashion always smells of steel like Cindy look like Cindy Lowe back in the day like really Crimped yeah like waffle waffle. Yeah, dirty video. No Christina Aguilera Moulin Rouge video big yes, wavy thing
Here it is there it is it was a 90s 90s. I feel it was more No, no, no, what's more? Didn't this what's noties 90s no? What's noties? I never you don't know what the noris are is that the two thousand? Yeah, right? Fuck it out. Oh, I guess honestly from 2000 to 2009 is the noris. Okay, and don't ask us all the one after that is because I don't know what it is Neither do I know teens the nor teens. I don't like the nori I think they stopped I think they stopped
Nickname nickname and them after that. Okay, well, I know we're currently in the roar and 20s. So It's being the wrong to me. The war and trety's now is it 24?
Right, she always smelled the steel smoke had smeared makeup on and always wanted to rant about politics to me Not my usual topic of conversation is a 20 something year old got you two parts of this story She booked that partner in for a spray tan he arrived and looked like what I would only describe as a 70s porn star He refused to use the disposable pants for the spray tan as he was wearing this The tiniest thing I've ever seen. Okay, anyway, the time went fine enough. He went good good story
Head up. I think Chris will hate this story impossibly vomit. Okay. I don't like any of the characters so far So that right now no one's no one's that I haven't connected with any of the characters. I'm not invested I'm not invested. Not bother out him. He's tiny little kegs. Not bother out here. Right. Okay. No worries Back to my client with the frizzy hair As I was filing her nails one day
We had used hand sanitizer before strong. I noticed some sea shaped muck dropping from under her nails This kept happening, but I thought I wouldn't ask what it was until I had finished filing It's my stomach wouldn't be able to continue sea shaped so little sea shape But I think what's happening is just filing it is It's coming off and it looks like a tiny crescent moon. Yes, but it's do it. Yeah Fuck anyway. We get to the end and I say oh shaman, what was under your nails?
This stuff kept falling out from under your nails and shoulder So it just says yeah, so what was it she looked puzzled and looked under her nail Then picked one of the crescent shaped nose and licked it Oh, like a light bulb moment she says Oh, what do you think she says?
So she sees it she just sees it so it's not like no, what do you think of this? Well, when when she sees it Yeah, yeah, yeah, but we pointless just sees it so it's not like oh that's me shit because that's probably like that really bad Is it like cat litter or something? I'm going with cat. This just sounds very cat. I think she's got a cat Cat litter or listen, he's putting people in the in these cat litter. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I am I am um
It's it's it's cat. It's something to do with the cat. Okay. You are it's a cat food dog food catching dogs It I cut litter right okay. That's me hedging all my bets right or something pet related. Yeah I think she'll have a bird she's much more of a bird person I think you go to our house and the bird would just be on our shoulder and you'd be like All right, Sharon I told you that I told you I got a cup and and I should do it
She'd just pick the bird off with one thing I go do you want a cup and you go? Yes, please should go All right, yeah, put it on the light. I told you didn't I mean mate when I was younger I had A bird that just used to fly around the living room. I've told you this You told me this I don't know if you said this but that's all for the shandalea just bird share everywhere Well, no because the shandalea at the top was like it was like one of them light to seal on light but each
Each bulb had its own but it had the glass cover and yeah for a bulb and they were like vases It was like five vases surrounded these lights and one day I turned the light on and it was each of them what a couple of inches deeper purchase I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It was fucking wrong. That was the off-school a lot. No, no, he was all right. He was actually
He's like I'm not gonna say who it is. I'll wear he lives now because that'll give it away, but It's he was normalish funny kid nice lad friends with him for years, but yeah like can't be can't be good That's unbelievable that's right everywhere. Well anyway, that's how I imagine Sharon's house right? Um, so no you're wrong. Sorry nothing to do with animals. I should know you're you well off, but anyway She had a light bulb moment. She looked the crescent moon and she says oh
I had some barbecue chicken a few days ago. It must be that oh This shit that was falling from under her nails was monkey-hardened few-day old barbecues sauce A few days and therefore hadn't washed her hands properly for a few a few days That's not good. That's not okay. I know this is horrendous by the way side note my job can sometimes be pretty minion Right often too particular finger nails will give off a smell when filing with some clients
You don't need to use much imagination. It gets which two So I'm gonna say the first two What do this feel like? Shit of adge But just to me right. I'm just like if you're going to get your nails done Like I don't get me nails done right and I'm pretty I'm pretty clean now. I look after myself I don't get me nails done because I can't be asked if you're getting nail that's pretty high in maintenance nails
Yeah nails strike me as nice people yeah clean people get their nails done. Oh no, no, no, it's it goes either way for me Does it yeah, you've got big old mangy nails on big old fake mangy nails big long talons You're right. I just go where your ass is shitty. You're quite happy. Well, see this is so I keep my nails
I'm like I'm like a chef me. Yeah, I keep my nails really short because my mom Used to show us videos of like threadworms and that one I was a kid Yeah, that's when you get it so that's So that that's before YouTube so she would where was she getting these videos from? I think there was genuinely I remember watching a video of it In the educational video she's recorded that off the tally and then there was pictures
And this nail brush this nail bush is born dry everyone in the everyone in the living room. It's breadworm time Yeah, when my mom was in this whose put care bears on the thread book video My mom was a nurse so my mom knew all about this stuff so like yeah anytime
Would be somewhere and some kid would be scratching roast me. I'm like got worms. Oh, fuck because people didn't know about them that much then Yeah, so I so I've just got really short nails and I'm I'm I it is monkey when people are like Long nails are more just like you've got your own under there and you got the nails and you're like Yeah, you haven't wiped your ass properly because you try it's like Edward says a hands-trying to wipe his ass fucking disgust and stop it
Parking in horrible and you know you're listening. There's people listening now going I've got massive nails and they're clean. No bothered. I'm not bothered the mental images there for me I'm never gonna get rid of it. So I'm sure your nails are lovely and they're clean and they're long in the perfect in my head As soon as I see them I think well you've got a rash on your ass because it's full of cock. Oh, I just don't see the point in long nails Why why fashion really I think so
Did you want to have any purpose other than that? Yeah, no, it's quite a big time. What's point makeup? It's just it's it's it you know I'm not I think some nails are gorgeous. I love painting. I just wish I wish I could be asked to go more often
I've just realized as well. I've been slagging everyone off there But what the might all of be this might all have really good water pressure and really good be days and Chris keep the nails clean like they do Yes, but me point is my assumption is that the don't what it is and am I wrong? Yes, probably no, you know, no, no, no, no, I'm probably wrong Yeah, oh yeah, but the assumptions there and that's when we bring goes to when you associate something with something
And we're allowed to discuss it on here. Everyone's got their own opinions and I just feel like a lot of people and a lot of people and a lot of you know Walks of life that I slag off doesn't mean you bother is but I feel like if I'm slacking off people really long nails I feel like I'm I feel like someone's gonna scratch me soon Yeah, you know, it's gonna come out as I'm a little bit scared now someone coming out of the big Oh, yes Chris, Chris, Chris, to testify is a big death or nails
I'm gonna come back in I'm gonna have like a pro like like a cart who in stripe across me face three lines You know what happened I got supermarkets someone said he has me nails are clean And now he's got worms. No, no, I need a tennis although I don't because you're sure does the one dead clean Babadoo Babadoo Babadoo Babadoo Babadoo Hi Rosy and Chris. I have a story for you about the time my mom dad and sister went out for my dad's birthday last year
Okay, for my dad's birthday. Not invited. Why not? I know clearly not where I mean where were you god love you? Yeah, um, they went to an Indian buffet my sister usually like spicy food But she said all the food at this place was very spicy it must have been an actual authentic Indian restaurant restaurant Remember these to be one the arrows I think might still be there
Uh, okay, and it's actual like proper Indian food. Okay, not I thought I thought the crazy Ah, see I don't know if there's a I know it's not a lot of vegetarian stuff if it's actually authentic Indian food I know a lot of it's vegetarian, but you can't get it a masala. Let's put that way either they they're just that's just that's a British code Yeah, yeah, but I don't know if I don't do they go really mad spice or is the really mad spice something that happened The more it got sort of
Or maybe like a more authentic spice. I don't know. I really don't know but anyway anyway The offerings at this place happen to be extreme spicy. Yes, yes, even the milder dishes were eye watering Anyway, they ordered a jug for the table of this milky cocktail drink lassi. It's called a lassi. Oh, is that what it is? Can't go to the flavor as well, but mangoes
So what's that to kind of calm down this? Yeah, yeah, it sort of cleanses the palate between it basically. Yeah, it's um because drink an alcohol drink and beer with spicy food is like the worst thing you can do Yeah, it's like really really fucking bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so yeah, they'll have a mango lassi which is delicious You know me I love how I don't know I don't see that really don't get them because I would just I fill up on that
I'll fill up on that. I'm not a fan not a fan But anyway, they said it's very nice which is it was very nice My sister got up for a second round of the buffet and ate another plate full of curry The second plate full must have tipped her spice tolerance over the edge And she went very quickly from having a nice time to be in uncomfortable. Right
Okay, the panic we've all had the panic. Yeah, I remember the first time my dad gave me a taste of a chicken address from the takeaway Yeah, and I'd had these chicken medras from Morrison's or whatever for years or Marxist Benzers and I was like I can have these Got one from the takeaway and I had the same amount and I shoveled it in me face. Oh, yeah, I was Inconsoleable. It was like a nightmare. I couldn't escape. I couldn't get away from it
I don't like spicy food at all. I've tried well. I like it. I just don't like it I've got a vivid memory of going upstairs and I couldn't see a still I couldn't stand I looked in the mirror. My face was all red and I was sweating And I've got a memory of being in my mom and dad's bathroom over the sink And I'm just shoveling cold water and we mouth on me hand and I'm just like it's making it worse I fuck me. I wish I had a mango. I should have just went in a glass of milk
But my mom and dad didn't even consider it. They didn't even they just stayed and watched the telly. I was dying The heat was getting worse and worse So she decided to down about a pint of the milkie cut the lasty. Yep to take away the spice. Yeah, but obviously it didn't and instead She's felt sick Instant oh my god cuz yeah, it's curdling yeah, you're home all of a sudden with little notice
She was sick in the middle of the restaurant. Oh, no straight back onto her plate. Oh, no I'm not sure if anyone else saw but my mom quickly put napkins over the plate to hide it That's classic mom. That's wonderful behavior. I'm over there My sister's sick filled the plate to the point where if you were able to pick it up without knowing there was sick on the plate You either spill it or accidentally put your thumb in it. I'm so sorry This is me
No, it's disgusting. The way that's kept coming the clear hope you laid but the three of them kept telling the way it was to leave the plate as they weren't done yet What was the plan because they thought it was morally wrong to let them take a plate the sick away
Which is true. Yeah, it is absolutely do not right. Well, I'll tell you what they do The three of them then tried to think what they should do The solution they thought was best was for my dad to take the plate of sick and then the men's toilets and flush it down the toilet In the in brackets In brackets may I remind you it was his birthday Oh Bonnanyversely
Oh like in the air in my childhood memories me man. I'm going Derek Derek you're gonna have to do that Derek Derek I cannot take Derek you're gonna have to take that I mean, I'm gonna be what Hey, why cutting where the hell oh god god man Rosie god kid man god
So in my head right both cuba got occupied he's standing with his plate of sick very carefully in the toilets And he just catches himself in the mirror as he's standing there sick dripping off the napkin on the floor And he's just very quietly going Happy birthday to me Bit of a drop sunny shoe
Happy birthday to my brother is every four bonnanyversely When they told me I couldn't get over how weird he would have looked walking in the toilets in a restaurant Full plate from the buffet to then leave two minutes later with an empty plate it turns out Turns out he washed up the plate in the bathroom sink and just left it on the side Oh, which I said was even weird as people will use the toilets and we'll see a clean plate at the sink
Even more weird what if someone was in the toilets when all this happened anyway my question is what would you have done in this situation? Thanks first of all people do go absolutely fucking knotted buffets if you let them she ate so much and drank so much that your vomited background were played I think nobody I think in her defense no
No, no yourself. I'm not well. What are you going back for seconds for you've just stated you stated that it was so hot But you've gone arm gonna go back again because it's a buffet you greedy fucker, right? Hey, I do not do not shame the buffet goa I'm doing this particular buffet go I could should bloody well a third help and was from the fucking inside of our stomach Em what would I have done in that situation
I think I think they came up with the best possible solution. Yeah, there's no what a can up Yeah, I want to be taking that plate at the sake of the one I don't know if one of the kids did it it would be me I would have to do it 100% And I couldn't have brought myself to tell the waiter. No, you know, I couldn't have done that my own other thought was I would possibly wait live clear everything um
No, this would be weird. I was gonna say I was gonna say just collect from the tablecloth Just literally lift the whole tablecloth off the table turn it up like Santa sack and go how much of these tablecloth and just leave them No, it's only in leave with the tablecloth, but that's even worse. That's that's a random thing. I do what he did But I do not know how he got that at the time. I would have decanted it
In it with glass. That's the worst thing. I would have I would have put it in it with glass It's gonna go everywhere. There's no lip. There's no there's no spout. There's no spout on a plate You're gonna go to pull out the glass and it's gonna go if it's a full sheet of it's just gonna go everywhere. Could you Could you soak the napkin into the sick and then put the napkin in the bin? 600 more napkins please wear it out
Yeah, it goes. Oh, no, right. No, it's okay. I'm glad I'm glad I'm not slated. I don't know what I was gonna suggest to go for a Courier night because we're one of the kids. Well, that's you if you've ruined that Ruin it Sorry well done I do As always be ashes. Thank you so much for listening Which part of the year? You went all stupid you went over all and you forgot the bloody you forgot you forgot the bread and butter of this podcast
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