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Sh**ged Married Annoyed

Chris & Rosie Ramseysoundcloud.com
The only way Rosie and Chris Ramsey can have a conversation without being interrupted by a toddler or ending up staring at their phones is by doing a podcast. They’ll be chatting all about life, relationships, arguments, annoyances, parenting, growing up and everything in between. Each week they will answer questions from the public and a secret celebrity.
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Episodes

Ikea Role Play , Mouth Breathers and Chris Gets Owned by a Bouncy Castle

On this week Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss flat pack furniture (which involves some customer service roleplay), a difficult time with a bouncy castle , what hay fever has turned Chris in to. and Rosie is caught eating an unusual snack! There's some advice to be given that involves supermarket points and an ex boyfriend, plus some real life experience from a one time Findomme! All of this plus QFTP's involving dry humping, cuckolding and loads more! If you want to get in...

May 22, 20261 hr 3 min

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Greg James and Alice Levine

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined by hosts of the new podcast Bad Chat and the team behind the Crossed Wires podcast festival ( AKA Radio and Podcast Royalty), Greg James and Alice Levine! What happens when four chatty broadcasters sit down in a room together? A whole lot! They discuss Greg and Alice's new podcast, Bad Chat, Greg's family member at Chris's gig and the pros and cons of doing a podcast as a married couple! They also chat about the joys of listener interact...

May 20, 202643 min

New Bras, Wheelie Bins and Rosie Tries to Kill Comedy

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss new bras, Botox, smart phones and the joy of the first wheelie bins! *Trigger warning* this involved quite a gruesome story! The pair have Beefs over eating before dinner and the kids leftovers plus Chris tells a story about an unlikely pigeon sighting. All of this plus some strict parenting, QFTP's and of course some Sex Shop chat... If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast th...

May 15, 20261 hr

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Laura Smyth

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey sit down and have a good chat with comedian Laura Smyth . As well as reading one of your stories, Laura talks about her journey from teaching to stand up, family dynamics and what life is like when you come from a funny family . The trio also speculate on who will be the new Strictly Hosts! To book tickets to see Laura on tour with her show Born Aggy visit Laurasmyth.com If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice not...

May 13, 202645 min

Chore Play, Fly Tipping on the Moon and News From The Death Clock

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss home schooling, a Taskmaster reunion and some questionable safety advice. Chris has been caught with beer kegs in his car and Rosie tries her first Dirty Martini. All this plus a new term from a listener, a quiz about the Moon and the couple get some good/bad news from the death clock. If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.c...

May 08, 202657 min

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Babatunde Aléshé

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, podcaster, Dad and Taskmaster alumni, Babatunde Aléshé! As well as discussing the highs and lows of parenting the three bond over turning 40! Babatunde also shares some parenting hacks... onions anyone? They also chat holiday destinations, back stage energy at comedy gigs and why Babatunde started a podcast with two of his best mates. You can listen to Man Like You which features Babatunde, Mo Gilligan and Eddie Kadi wherever you get...

May 06, 202640 min

BFT's, Bum Washing Toilets and is Rosie Launching her Country Music Career?

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss remembering things the old school way, their musical tastes in the early noughties and what Chris would like for his 40th Birthday! Rosie explains the drawbacks of BFT's and shares her ideas for a new Children's book. Chris has one last tour update which involves some shade from his tour manager and a town crier! All of this plus a musical voice note and some QFTP's involving a a foreign object in an ear and a less than romant...

May 01, 202657 min

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Daniel Sloss

On Shagged Married Annoyed this week Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined by the fantastic comedian Daniel Sloss! They discuss what being ‘hard’ means now and how comedians don’t quite manage it. Daniel explains why his show Jigsaw broke up so many relationships and the trio get deep over messages from the Universe. For tickets to Daniel's tour visit Danielsloss.com You can find Daniel's Live Shows ' Dark ' and ' Jigsaw ' at Netflix.com If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice no...

Apr 29, 202637 min

Buzz Ballz, Pasta Puns and Safe Sex Tips from Chris!

This week on Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie get nostalgic for old school alcohol and they figure out what a Buzz Ball is! Chris provides some pasta based humour and lists things that really do blow his mind! The pair discuss the TV show Hebburn, a word that Chris has been using in front of the kids and why this week, there is no beef for Rosie... There is also a quick call with the original Barry Beef, our Kev! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included ...

Apr 24, 20261 hr 1 min

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Tom Rosenthal

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined by actor and comedian, Tom Rosenthal! As well as bonding over Golf, Chris and Tom discuss their love for Arctic Monkeys and reminisce over Comedy Roast Battle. Tom explains Philosophy to Rosie and the trio discuss the pros and cons of AI. You can catch Tom on tour with his stand-up show ‘Whatever People Say I Am, That’s What I Am’, including London’s Clapham Grand on the 14th May 2026, for tickets visit tomrosenthal.net If you want to get ...

Apr 22, 202638 min

Grown Up Tears in Build-A-Bear, A Knicker Drawer Clear Out and Chris Joins The Litter Police

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss easter money, the reverse of toxic masculinity and why Chris is retiring from cooking! Chris explains why he has been tearing up and what led to a face off with a teenager whilst Rosie has some opinions to share about the TV Show, Summer House and she's been busy with an underwear clear out. All of this plus a listener reveals her husbands egg habit and an Auzzie gets in touch to share his beef with Chris! If you want to get ...

Apr 17, 202659 min

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Suzi Ruffell

On this week podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by the brilliant comedian and podcaster Suzi Ruffell! As well as talking about her current tour, The Juggle, Suzi reveals what happened the first time she met Mel C and why Chris Ramsey and Ipads will always be connected in her mind. And of course, Suzi reads a listeners story. Trigger warning, it's rank! To get tickets to Suzi's tour visit suziruffell.com You can catch Suzi on the her podcast's Like Minded Friends with Tom Allen and Big Kick Energ...

Apr 15, 202642 min

A New Alliance, Real Life Dominatrix and the Last Bus Home

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss the long weekend, including pints at the soft play! There's a non-family friendly quiz, pube problems, and some quite tense beefs... WhatsApp's cover the 'savouries' debate and there is Rosie's Mysteries involving a listeners Nan. All of this plus a story from the last bus home and some intel from a real life Dominatrix! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touc...

Apr 10, 202659 min

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Joanna Page

Joining Chris and Rosie Ramsey on this week's Shagged Married Annoyed is the brilliant Actor, Podcaster, Taskmaster Contestant and star of Gavin and Stacey, Joanna Page! Joanna brings her incredible energy to the podcast and shares so much we almost didn't need a Please Keep Me Anonymous! They discuss family holidays, moving house, life with four kids and of course how much Joanna enjoyed taking part in the new series of Taskmaster! You can catch Joanna alongside Amy Gledhill, Armando Iannucci, ...

Apr 08, 202643 min

April Fool's, School Trauma and Chris's Unfortunate Lookalike

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey deal with April Fool's Day, they discuss a recent trip to London, smelly cabs and of course there is a Carl update! Plus there is some issues with Chris's cap...and hair. They also talk about school streaming tactics, Rosie's GCSE's and they call Kev to get his thoughts on the Uppers & Lowers. There's beefs, voice notes, and some lovely questions from the public! AND... The Ramsey's get honest about hand jobs... If you want to ge...

Apr 03, 20261 hr 6 min

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Emma Doran

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined by the brilliant comedian, Emma Doran! The trio cover a whole host of topics including life as a parent and a comedian, the trampoline hack for Mam's and how they imagine the logistics are for being a Dominatrix... And of course, Emma reads one of your horrifying stories! Emma has extended her Emmaculate UK and Ireland stand-up tour up until 2027, including the London Palladium on 7th February 2027. Emma will also make her...

Apr 01, 202646 min

The Oscars, the Return of the Motorhome and an Incident in the Shower

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss The Oscars, Rosie's ongoing want of a Motorhome, Cuppa Soups and the correct amount of times you should change your underwear! They are beefs, some brilliant WhatsApp messages, and QFTP's that cover a passive aggressive mother in law and a self inflicted show injury. If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650...

Mar 27, 20261 hr

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Mollie King and Matt Edmondson

On this week's Please Keep me Anonymous Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined by Radio Royalty, the brilliant Mollie King and Matt Edmondson. Matt and Mollie are on to talk about their new podcast Novel Idea but in true Chris and Rosie fashion the conversation goes in all kinds of directions including fake tan, massages, sauna blankets and The Marvel Universe! Mollie and Matt also read a hilarious (and mortifying) story from a listener. You can listen to Mollie and Matt on Radio One, weekdays from 1...

Mar 25, 202643 min

Heated Rivalry, a Balloon Fetish and a Self Inflicted Injury

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss light mornings, delivery etiquette, sugar daddies and a self inflicted injury! Chris is still on tour, Rosie has been getting in to Heated Rivalry and the pair recount a recent trip to Dishoom (which led to a difficult train journey). All of this plus a beef from Chris, a reverse ick, balloon fetishes and the wildest Easter story ever. Enjoy! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the pod...

Mar 20, 202656 min

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Seann Walsh

On this week's Please Keep Me Anonymous, Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined comedian, podcaster and I'm a Celebrity Get me Out Of Here alumni, Seann Walsh! They discuss mistaken identity, nostalgic tv shows from the 90’s, the art of calling in sick and how Seann felt when he was in the jungle with Matt Hancock! Seann’s also explains why Gemma Collins is responsible for his new trainers and the trio get animated over Jonathan Ross's new show Handcuffed: Last Pair Standing In April Seann will be in...

Mar 18, 202644 min

Liberating hand towels on tour, Talk Radio and The Rosie Ramsey Guide to Sex

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss videos of pimple popping, a new game called 'Jeremy', friend of the podcast Carl Hutchinson's latest odd behaviour on tour and why Rosie is fully in to Talk Radio! Beefs involve some low level theft and Questions From The Public cover a weirdly placed ribbon, an unfortunate plane incident and a new term of endearment...yes King! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get...

Mar 13, 20261 hr 1 min

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Maisie Adam

Joining Chris and Rosie Ramsey this week is comedian, podcaster and Taskmaster Series 20 winner, Maisie Adam! They discuss KPop Demon Hunters, teen crushes, ex partners and why Chris has had enough of weddings! Maisie talks about a recent wrestling injury and Rosie reveals what 'Tour Chris' is really like. All of this plus Maisie reads out one of your Please Keep Me Anonymous stories! Maisie's Tour ' Whatsherface ' starts in September 2026, for tickets visit maisieadam.com You can also catch Mai...

Mar 11, 202640 min

A bribe, a Tom Jones obsession and some hidden Easter Eggs!

On this week's SMA Chris and Rosie discuss their very different parenting styles, hidden easter eggs, late check outs and whether it's okay to bribe a child... They have a very unreasonable ick from a listener which neither Chris or Rosie are onboard with. They have a discussion about favourite colours which somehow leads to a conversation about The Mighty Ducks and a phone call to Kev! There is of course beefs, QFTP's, WhatsApp messages and loads more! If you want to get involved and have your ...

Mar 06, 20261 hr 3 min

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Stevie Martin

On the podcast this week is actor, comedian, podcaster and Rosie's Taskmaster buddy, Stevie Martin! Chris, Rosie and Stevie cover all sorts of topics including veganism, awkward encounters, life at the Edinburgh Fringe and the efficacy of cough medicine! Plus, Stevie reads out one of YOUR awkward encounters in this week's PKMA. To catch Stevie's show 'Clout' go to steviemartin.com for tickets! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in t...

Mar 04, 202640 min

A new crush, a tour update and the return of Barry Beef!

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed... Chris has a tour update which of course involves friend of the pod Carl Hutchinson! Rosie has some dishwasher thoughts and she reveals a potential new crush. She has also started a new hobby/fitness regime, it turns out that it is quite difficult! All of this plus a handy Huel bottle, some gut updates, brilliant voice notes and QTFP's and the return of the OG Barry Beef! One last thing smas and das... what IS the correct way to pronounce Croissant? 🥐 If...

Feb 27, 20261 hr 8 min

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Sara Pascoe

The brilliant comedian, podcaster and writer Sara Pascoe joins Chris and Rosie on today's Please Keep Me Anonymous. They discuss Book-Tok, coming to trends late, their first ever stand up kids and how life (and work) changes once you have kids! Sara also reads a very funny story from a SMA! You can catch Sara on tour with her show I Am a Strange Gloop, for tickets visit sarapascoe.co.uk/tickets Sara's podcast Weirdos Book Club which she hosts with Cariad Lloyd is available wherever you get your ...

Feb 25, 202650 min

Emotions run high watching Lewis Capaldi and Chris has an awkward encounter with a Taxi driver

On the podcast this week Chris & Rosie share all the BTS from a charity event, including Chris feeling all the feels whilst watching Lewis Capaldi! Rosie shares some brilliant reverse icks and Chris gives a tour update which involves an awkward encounter in a taxi. All of this plus some imposter syndrome, a Geophysicist, dry robes and some classic 90's parenting! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedann...

Feb 20, 20261 hr 5 min

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Chris McCausland

On this week's Please Keep My Anonymous Chris and Rosie are joined by comedy giant and Strictly star, Chris McCausland! The trio discuss Chris's tour Yonks, remembering old material, the early noughties sitcom Coupling, the love of Pizza and why Chris could never be on I'm a Celebrity! Chris McCausland also shares a PKMA from one of you lovely SMAS. To get tickets to Chris McCausland's tour visit chrismccausland.com/tour To buy Chris's book visit Chris McCausland - Keep Laughing If you want to g...

Feb 18, 202642 min

The reverse ick, a lost moon cup and why Rosie's alright for a safari

On the podcast this week the Ramsey's discuss reverse icks, safaris, adult panto why, in a social media age, we should be looking out for the boomers! Chris shares a new feeling, things get heated over packed lunches and QFTP's involve a missing moon cup, a DNA cocktail and Grandparents keyboard. If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged...

Feb 13, 20261 hr

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Fatiha El-Ghorri

Joining Chris and Rosie this week is comedian, writer and Rosie's Taskmaster pal, Fatiha El-Ghorri! As well as reading a brilliant (but gross) story, the trio chat about hotels, stand-up comedy, past jobs, weird superstitions and why you should never look at the comments! 🎤 Get tickets to Fatiha's 2026 tour Cockney Stacking Doll Tour + Live Dates | Fatiha El-Ghorri — Fatiha El-Ghorri 📖 You can also pre order Fatiha's upcoming book Perks Of My Hijab If you want to get involved and have your sto...

Feb 11, 202640 min
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