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Sexy Unique Podcast

What's Your Journey? www.sexyuniquepodcast.com

A podcast for geniuses, hosted by Lara Marie Schoenhals and Carey O'Donnell.


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Episodes

The Purgatory Tapes 03 - Bhad News Bhears

Full length videos of SUP drop on YouTube every Monday and Friday. Lara and Carey try their best to break through the cursed cultural vibes, as they reel from the tragic death of Michelle Trachtenberg and the mysterious deaths of Gene Hackman, his wife and their dog. They also talk the fluke heatwave in LA, Angelina Jolie's strangely underreported performance in Maria, whether or not Mango would eat Carey, a breakdown of the Alabama Barker and Bhad Bhabie feud and why Sofia Coppola's daughter ha...

Feb 28, 20251 hr 31 min

Babe? Ep. 1 - We're So Back w/ Kevin Garland

Just like Jesus, Babe? is back from the dead. Lara is joined by THEE yacht gay, Kevin Garland, aka The Astro Lawyer, for the inaugural episode of Babe? (The Reboot). They talk Q1 drama, Venus going retrograde, human design, Sedona vibes, Pluto in Aquarius, the astrology of the Constitution, Aries potentially causing a nuclear holocaust, and soooo much more. You can find Kevin on Patreon , and you can listen to all the original Babe? episodes here . Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access t...

Feb 24, 20251 hr 24 min

The Purgatory Tapes 02 - Exile In Grilleville

Lara and Carey return to the In-Between as Carey addresses the car-related injustice he faced en route to a chic art party in the Hollywood. They discuss the underrated jewel that is the LA art scene, the latest plane crash in involving a Delta flight landing upside down in Canada, the fight against the draconian dress code at the Capital Grille, Katy Perry's latest real estate scandal and the joy of watching wealthy people terrorizing other wealthy people for a change, Lady Gaga coming out as a...

Feb 21, 20251 hr 11 min

PATREON TEASER: Doctor Jekyll and Mx. Rindom

Lara and Carey celebrate President's Day by hunkering down in the stu with a treasure trove of topics to discuss, including the premiere episode of season three of "White Lotus," Parker Posey supremacy, casual incest and more. They also talk elevated procedural "The Pitt" and Noah Wyle's urge to hot doctor, the SNL50 military complex, Sabrina Carpenter's journey from Rindom to National Treasure (and the horror of realizing the Rindom is YOU) "Summer House's" f*ckboy curse, Carl Radke's flop era ...

Feb 19, 20255 min

PATREON TEASER: The Montoya Industrial Complex

Lara and Carey discuss the Eagles clinching the Super Bowl, Carey's pride for Philadelphia, Lara's choice to not engage, Kendrick's peak-petty Halftime Show, Drake's bitter tears, and Taylor Swift's perfect response to a stadium of boos. They also urge Taylor to move on from T. Kelce and her path to a presidential victory. Carey raves about Narcos on Netflix, Boyd Holbrook's inescapable pull, the world-shifting meltdown of Montoya and the beach-run that changed history, Kaitlyn Dever's shockingl...

Feb 15, 20256 min

The Purgatory Tapes 01 - The Female Right to Kill

Carey and Lara head BEYOND the paywall for a special free bonus episode. Lara gives a Rome jubilee update and chats about her journey with The Telepathy Tapes podcast, traveling to extra-dimensional planes, and telepathic parrots. They also discuss the harrowing new season of "Natalia Grace" and why Natalia should legally allowed to kill, Teddi Mellencamp's tragic cancer diagnosis, Katie Maloney's newfound relationship with Big Mayo and conquering sandwich shops around the country with her lesbi...

Feb 14, 20251 hr 13 min

Salty Utah Queens - Burn It, Man (RHOSLC S5E19)

Lara and Carey return for the finale of the RHOSLC season five reunion, but first they discuss the loathsome op-ed in The Hollywood Reporter about Chappell Roan's Grammys speech, resorting to vomit and diarrhea to stand up to the American healthcare system, a new update in the Onijah Pakistan saga, TikTik astrologers predicting plane crashes and other horrors in 2025, the return of The Valley with a season two teaser, the rindoms in the cast, Doute's feud with Lala and the surefire divinity of h...

Feb 07, 20251 hr 27 min

PATREON TEASER: The Bridges of Dog Attack County

Lara and Carey return to a post-Emilia Perez America, where they discuss their thoughts after viewing the polarizing Oscar favorite; they also talk Karla Sofía Gascón's meteoric cancellation after a slew of rancid tweets (from not so long ago!) resurfaced and Selena Gomez deserving a life sentence in Actor Jail. Lara introduces Carey to the woman on TikTok who got her nose bitten off by her elderly dog and the woman from New York who refuses to leave Pakistan and is holding press conferences aft...

Feb 05, 20255 min

Salty Utah Queens - Time Is A Flat Circle Jerk (RHOSLC S5E18)

Lara and Carey trudge ahead in the final days of this most curse-d January, getting rill about their concurrent depression journeys and weighing the pros and cons about deep space cryo-sleep. They also discuss Lily Phillips's 1000 man f*ckfest goal being derailed by the US government, the strange and haunting tale of the Zizian Bay Area death cult, and the surfacing of a cringeworthy Justin Baldoni voice note. In part two of the RHOSLC season five reunion, the husbands bury their various hatchet...

Jan 31, 20251 hr 14 min

PATREON TEASER: What Goes Up, Must Pew-Pew

Lara and Carey offer up a smorgasbord of bonus episode topics, including the cozy healing of LA's weekend rainstorm, Lara's brush with Argentinian horror with "When Evil Lurks," Carey recent awakening to Eddie Redmayne's hotness, the harrowing new doc "An Update on Our Family" and the hell of family YouTube channels, Gaga's freshly announced SEVENTH album and Carey the teaser trailer for "Alien Earth" and stating an obvious truth, HBO continuing to step its p*ssy up, JLo and Ben's divorce kink, ...

Jan 29, 20256 min

Salty Utah Queens - Wild Rose and the Revenge of the Sacred Cross (RHOSLC S5E17)

Lara and Carey are back for the part 1 of the RHOSLC season five reunion, but first they've got some ground to cover including a special guest in the studio, the 2025 Oscar nominations --surprises and snubs--and whether or not Hollywood should even have them this year, the Black Eyed Peas pulling the plug on their Vegas residency and their shoncking name for their fanbase, the halcyon days of DListed.com , Perez Hilton as the origin of internet evil, Hilaria Baldwin's new memoir, Anna Delvey and...

Jan 24, 20251 hr 2 min

PATREON TEASER: The Nepo Urge to Poverty LARP

Lara and Carey are back behind the paywall/computer screen, as Lara is quarantined with Influenza-A. She breaks down her odyssey to get a Tamiflu prescription, and the further collapse of the American healthcare system. Carey recaps The Last Showgirl, rooting for Pamela and Jamie Lee Curtis's breast-heavy turn as a homeless cocktail waitress. They discuss the nepo baby urge to make a movie about poor people, Elon's latest (and arguably worst) ploy for attention, Vanity Fair's latest long-read ab...

Jan 22, 20255 min

Salty Utah Queens - The Puerto Vallarta Chainsaw Massacre (RHOSLC S5E16)

Lara and Carey are back in the studio safe and sound, with a lot to discuss and even more to process. They talk the passing of David Lynch and how much LA has lost in the last week, the French woman scammed out of close to a million euros by a deep fake Brad Pitt, Wendy Williams checking in with The Breakfast Club, Jen Shah's reduced prison sentence, masculinity coaches and the straight male fear of knowing things. In the grand finale of season five of RHOSLC, Lisa's Puerto Vallarta trip comes t...

Jan 17, 20251 hr 42 min

PATREON TEASER: The Last Scroll Girl

Lara and Carey head back behind the paywall to discuss Lara's journey to Kansas, Carey's LA vibe check post-firestorms, the Craig T. Nelson to Aidan Shaw pipeline, Hillary and Bill Clinton's oft forgotten parody of the Sopranos finale, the impending TikTok ban and what it means for America, the strange sensation of learning a childhood bully has died, Dorinda's short-lived Traitors tenure, and more. Listen to the full episode AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by join...

Jan 15, 20256 min

Salty Utah Queens - The Nefarious Britani Bateman (RHOSLC S5E15)

Lara and Carey recap the penultimate episode of RHOSLC , but first they discuss the fire horror ravaging Los Angeles, surprise evacuations, Lara getting misgendered in Hawaii and the cosmic rindomness of Hugh Jackman. Back on RHOSLC , Lisa Barlow's Vida Vacation from Hades continues. Bronwyn tattles to Lisa that she, Whitney, Heather and Angie clocked in some quality Barlow sh*t-talk time. Lisa confronts the group on a sprinter van right and Angie busts Britani for recording the argument on her ...

Jan 10, 20251 hr 8 min

PATREON TEASER: The Gooning Twenties

Lara and Carey time travel into the new year, with a 2025 Sip & See from the death rattle of 2024. They look back on Kim Kardashian's divisive Christmas "short film," Timmy Chalamet's bonkers awards season press blitz and why it feels like the future of celebrity, Q1 goals for 2025, abolishing Aspen as a place and concept, the impending Brian Kohlberger trial, which Supreme Court Justice will make a cameo in a musical next and 2025 being the year of Dungeons & Dragons. They also talk 'Ba...

Jan 07, 20255 min

PATREON TEASER: It Shan't Be Ending with Us

Lara and Carey are back for the final bonus episode of 2024, with a lot of chaos to cover. They discuss enduring another round of AMC terrorism during their screening of "Nosferatu," and host a quick SUP book club for the novels they're currently reading. They also talk the TWO major plane crashes that happened this week and Boeing's continued assault on humanity, new cruise ship horror, the two 'Bama Rush sisters dividing TikTok over their Christmas gift hauls, Bethenny Frankel's godlike omnipr...

Jan 01, 20255 min

SUBS 07 - Deuteronomy

Lara and Carey gird their loins once more as Moses serves Eva Peron on the balcony in "Book of Deuteronomy." First, Larz and Carz discuss their self-described martyrdom in soldiering on with the SUBS experience, a Milanese nun arrested for her ties to the mafia, Lara considering a cameo during Rome's Vatican Jubilee of 2025 and Carey's wish for her to wear a Papal veil. In "Deuteronomy," Moses's impending death motivates him to have his American Idol moment, with one final speech (and song!) to ...

Dec 30, 20241 hr 1 min

PATREON TEASER: We Wish You a Merry Dronemas

Lara and Carey celebrate the holidays by discussing the ideal gifts for dog-children, “Babygirl” being a spiritual sequel to “Eyes Wide Shut,” Lara considering canceling her Amazon Prime membership in solidarity, the imminent TikTok ban, the latest in DroneGate, Hannah Kobayashi’s casual return to the states, the bone-chilling Tegan & Sara catfish documentary being peak lesbian drama, and a whole new take on New Year’s resolutions. Plus, reader mail! Happy Holidays to SUPheads everywhere. Li...

Dec 25, 20245 min

SUBS 06 - Numbers (Part 2)

Lara and Carey return to recap the Almighty's reign of terror with part II of Book of Numbers, they discuss the Bible to Vanderpump Rules pipeline, and where Doute fits into the Old Testament. They also talk modern miracles that shaped our own culture, including LASIK, Big Ang, Carrie Bradshaw and more. Back in "Numbers," God continues his drug-addled organization spree, demanding tallies of firstborn males, tithings to the Levites and Aaron and sons, and mandatory military service. Disillusione...

Dec 23, 202450 min

Salty Utah Queens - Baby Gorgeous and the Sundance Kid (RHOSLC S5E14)

Carey and Lara brace for the holidays, discussing their Christmas plans and what merry horrors lie beyond 2024. They also talk Karen Huger’s DUI conviction and the already-iconic body cam footage of her arrest, the unknown whereabouts of Hawk Tuah Girl post $HAWK Gate, Sandoval and Victoria startin’ on Instagram, and why VPR wasn’t meant to live past the 2010s. Back on RHOSLC, Day Two of Lisa’s VIDA Tequila trip from Hell starts off with water aerobics and a day trip on a yacht, with Meredith’s ...

Dec 20, 20241 hr 12 min

PATREON TEASER: A Place of Miu

Lara and Carey discuss updates in the New Jersey drone mystery, including a Heads Up from the Queen B herself... Bethenny Frankel. This is a crisis, indeed. They also talk Lara going to a place of Miu (Miu) to soothe her existential stress, the wild women of the Taylor Sheridan multiverse, a 20-year-old OnlyFans model raking in $43 million this year alone, a psychiatrist's take on Luigi Mangione, revisiting the Kansas City Three deaths, the new trailer for season three of "White Lotus," and more...

Dec 17, 20245 min

SUBS 05 - Numbers (Part 1)

Lara and Carey pick up where they left off with Moses and co. still wandering around the original Burning Man Playa. First, they discuss how Vanderpump Rules fits into the Old Testament—specifically Doute. They also talk a cringey new AI Jesus taking tourist meetings in Switzerland. Then in Numbers, a restless God’s gay crisis flares up once again, this time resulting in a surprise census. Using an exhausted Moses and Golden Boy Aaron as official recorders, God divides the Israelites into variou...

Dec 16, 20241 hr 7 min

Salty Utah Queens - Scare of the Dog (RHOSLC S5E13)

Lara and Carey reel from the (allegedly not-so-surprising) news that James Kennedy was arrested for domestic violence -- the same night of Kathy Hilton's DirectTV holiday part where Carey met 5/8 of the Salty Utah Queens. They discuss Lily Phillips, British OnlyFans celeb and Patron Saint of Derbyshire, who is reflecting on the trials and tribulations of getting "ran through" by 100 men. They also talk the openly gay Florida man who is happily married (and monogamous!) to his wife and what this ...

Dec 13, 20241 hr 42 min

Salty Utah Queens - Slut Mitzvah (RHOSLC S5E12)

Lara and Carey are back in Utah once more as the cold snap continues over the promised land. But first, they discuss new updates in the Luigi Mangione saga, including his message to the media while getting perp-walked in Pennsylvania this morning. They also talk the bone-chilling 28 Years Later trailer, more show-me-to-me mystery drones in the skies above New Jersey, and rising rap phenom Cortisa Star. On RHOSLC , Meredith and her family prepare for her Bat Mitzvah, where the ladies (minus Mary)...

Dec 12, 20241 hr 13 min

PATREON TEASER: $HAWK & Awe

Lara and Carey head back behind the paywall to discuss the CEO assassin that has the nation's collective tongue wagging. They also cover the mystery drones terrorizing the New Jersey suburbs each night, Lara's Sunset Blvd journey in New York, the power of Nicole Scherzinger, Jay-Z in hot Diddy water, America's laissez-faire relationship with rap*sts, and Hawk Tuah’s seismic crypto blunder. Plus, holiday candle advice prompted by a brand new Reader Mail. Listen to the full episode AND get access ...

Dec 11, 20244 min

Salty Utah Queens - Girl Scout Dookies (RHOSLC S5E11)

Lara and Carey are back from the open road to finish out Q4 with a bang (and a whimper). They discuss Carey's harrowing Disney World adventure and Luigi Mangione, the alleged United Healthcare CEO assassin capturing the imagination (and bussies) of Americans everywhere. They also talk the possible TikTok ban in January and why the powers-that-be want it gone for good. Back on RHOSLC , the ladies reel from the Audrey Hepburn luncheon from Hell, with Meredith and Mary meeting at a rindom art galle...

Dec 10, 20241 hr 8 min

SUBS 04 - Leviticus

Lara and Carey are back in the Old Testament to discuss a favorite of contemporary nut-bags everywhere: the Book of Leviticus. But first, they discuss “Conclave,” the male urge to wear a dress and claim divinity, nuns with an agenda, and more papal divas. In “Leviticus,” all the world’s a burnt offering, and God gets painfully specific with Moses and his favorite muse Aaron on the best ways the Israelites can atone; slaughtering rams, pigeons, blood sprinklers and good old fashioned financial pl...

Dec 09, 20241 hr 21 min

SUBS 03 - Exodus

Lara and Carey are back with another trip down Old Testament lane, this time venturing into the dour and c*nty splendor of the Book of Exodus. First they discuss the LDS Church buying up farmland as Climate Change looms; Larz and Carz each pitch themselves for a spot on a hypothetical, post-apocalyptic commune. Back on The Bible, Exodus begins with Moses thwarting death after being discovered by Pharaoh's daughter, floating in an escape basket on the Nile River. Moses, quasi-adopted by the Egypt...

Dec 06, 20241 hr 33 min

PATREON TEASER: SUBS 05 - Numbers (Part 1)

Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON . Lara and Carey pick up where they left off with Moses and co. still wandering around the original Burning Man Playa. First, they discuss how Vanderpump Rules fits into the Old Testament—specifically Doute. They also talk a cringey new AI Jesus taking tourist meetings in Switzerland. Then in Numbers, a restless God’s gay crisis flares up once again, this time resulting in a surpris...

Dec 04, 20246 min
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