Lara and Carey go back to the start, with part 2 of Genesis. They discuss Jacob's golden child Joseph (of dreamcoat fame): sold into Egyptian slavery by his jealous brothers and mourned by his cabaret legend father. With the odds stacked against him, Jacob thwarts seduction by the Pharaoh's wife and quickly rises the ranks from imprisoned seer to Prince of Egypt, while setting us for Exodus. They dig into the glorious B Plot of the widowed Tamar, whose wily ways gag the men of her life to the nt...
Dec 02, 2024•1 hr 17 min
TICKETS TO OUR CHICAGO AND NYC CHRISTMAS SHOWS HERE! Lara and Carey head back to the beginning... of time! Introducing Sexy Unique Bible Study. Starting with Book of Genesis (PART I), God gets off his ass and works hard over the course of six days, which he will consequently use against us all for eternity. Things get messy from the get-go, of course... from Adam and Eve getting kicked out of the Garden of Eden, to Cain and Abel's Menendez Brothers turn, to Noah's apocalypse psychosis, to Abraha...
Nov 29, 2024•1 hr 14 min
Lara and Carey are back in the Old Testament to discuss a favorite of contemporary nut-bags everywhere: the Book of Leviticus. But first, they discuss “Conclave,” the male urge to wear a dress and claim divinity, nuns with an agenda, and more papal divas. In “Leviticus,” all the world’s a burnt offering, and God gets painfully specific with Moses and his favorite muse Aaron on the best ways the Israelites can atone; slaughtering rams, pigeons, blood sprinklers and good old fashioned financial pl...
Nov 27, 2024•6 min
In our final installment of Ocean Omelettes, Carey and Lara head back behind the Orange Curtain one last time in 2024. But first, they discuss the already iconic “Wicked” interview starring Cynthia, Ariana and a Queer Media Journalist holding space. They also talk Ellen DeGeneres fleeing to the UK with a new disguise and Kim K’s utterly apocalyptic sexy photo shoot with the new Tesla robot. In a three-episode RHOC reunion, the ladies assemble to discuss Tamra’s trifling ways, the multiple myster...
Nov 25, 2024•1 hr 8 min
TICKETS TO OUR CHICAGO AND NYC CHRISTMAS SHOWS HERE! Lara and Carey are back for RHOSLC but first they discuss Jake Paul and Mike Tyson’s big Netflix boxing match, why boxing exists at all, the new IRA show “Say Nothing” on FX, North Korea’s harrowing sonic weapon terrorizing South Korea, Katie Maloney making it Insta-official with her emo boyfriend, and Rachel Leviss quitting podcasting and dating a literal rocket scientist. Plus, Carey makes a big announcement. Back in Utah, the ladies reel fr...
Nov 22, 2024•1 hr 7 min
Lara and Carey are back behind the paywall for a regular ol' bonus episode. They discuss the spectacular November vibes in California, the Autozone fire in Hollywood this weekend and LA's love affair with a casual plume of smoke. Lara reveals her shocking breakup with Splenda and Carey considers eventually quitting smoking (again). They also discuss Guru Jagat in depth, Argento movies, a Canadian family falling victim to an Eras Tour ticket scam, Extreme Couponing and stockpiling in suburbia, je...
Nov 20, 2024•6 min
TICKETS TO SUP'S HOLIDAY LIVE SHOW IN CHICAGO & NYC Lara and Carey are back to recap the season finale of Real Housewives of Orange County , but first they discuss the transcendent new Netflix doc about Martha Stewart, the saga of Guru Jagat, consummate rat James Comey and the Axis of Haters trying to keep SheEOs down. Behind the Orange Curtain, the ladies assemble for cursed Bravo activity ax throwing and Jenn reveals her surprise engagement to Ryan in the Bahamas. A smattering of children ...
Nov 18, 2024•1 hr 3 min
Lara and Carey reunite in the studio post-Lara’s Italian adventure and Carey’s LASIK extravaganza. They discuss the worthwhile body horror of corrective eye surgery, Lara’s surprisingly soft reentry into LA, her odyssey to find a women’s size 42 slouchy boot and her newfound fashion plug in Milan. They also discuss the second Congressional hearing on UAPs and the existential gaggery they continue to provide. Back on RHOSLC, a Heather-less episode finds us in good spirits, but the ladies are far ...
Nov 15, 2024•1 hr 12 min
Lara and Carey are back with another trip down Old Testament lane, this time venturing into the dour and c*nty splendor of the Book of Exodus. First they discuss the LDS Church buying up farmland as Climate Change looms; Larz and Carz each pitch themselves for a spot on a hypothetical, post-apocalyptic commune. Back on The Bible, Exodus begins with Moses thwarting death after being discovered by Pharaoh's daughter, floating in an escape basket on the Nile River. Moses, quasi-adopted by the Egypt...
Nov 13, 2024•5 min
Star of stage, screen, and radio waves John Arthur Hill fills in for Carey as the studio's inaugural guest host! John and Lara discuss furry stowaways on Spirit Airlines, the dark underbelly of dentistry, and a TikToker getting "ran through" by 101 guys in one day. Back on RHOC, Jenn continues to rage against Tamra in Londontown. Not surprisingly Tamra deflects, and eventually the ladies end up discussing the rumors about Gina going full The Staircase on Travis. Larz and John also break down the...
Nov 11, 2024•1 hr 24 min
This week Lara records remotely while on Roman Holiday with special guest & travel companion, Michelle Collins. The two gals recap their ultimate Italian girls trip with tales of handbag returns, Martha Stewart sweaters, photo booths, sexy pharmacists, bird sh*t, salty bore meat and much much more. Then on RHOSLC, the ladies head to Palm Springs via PJ for Todd and Bronwyn’s Anniversary. The vibe is awkward as Bronwyn is fighting with Heather, Lisa is avoiding Bronwyn and no one seems happy ...
Nov 08, 2024•1 hr 3 min
Lara and Carey go back to the start, with part 2 of Genesis. They discuss Jacob's golden child Joseph (of dreamcoat fame): sold into Egyptian slavery by his jealous brothers and mourned by his cabaret legend father. With the odds stacked against him, Jacob thwarts seduction by the Pharaoh's wife and quickly rises the ranks from imprisoned seer to Prince of Egypt, while setting us for Exodus. They dig into the glorious B Plot of the widowed Tamar, whose wily ways gag the men of her life to the nt...
Nov 06, 2024•5 min
Lara & Carey check back in on the Orca's Cold War against humanity, as SeaWorld San Antonio suffers a devastating blow from a poop-wielding whale. They also discuss a certain nepo baby’s directorial debut and a bone-chilling story about an organ donor’s experience on the operating table. Back on RHOC, Duchess Beador of Corona Del Mar cools down after her dinner fight with Tamra, as the London trip continues its lumbering slide into Hades. Gina talks to Heather about their fraught friendship ...
Nov 04, 2024•1 hr 9 min
Lara and Carey record remotely as Lara spends her Halloween in Rome. They talk the Colosseum, the upcoming Vatican Jubilee (whatever that means), and Europe's ambivalence towards All Hallow's Eve. They also discuss a legitimately terrifying new twist in the Sarco su*cide pod saga and the power and glory of Lady Gaga's new music video. Then on RHOSLC, Lisa and Barlow's Alibaba showdown continues as Justin and John nearly come to blows. Bronwyn shows off her airport tradition with Grandpa-Husband ...
Nov 01, 2024•1 hr 7 min
Lara and Carey head back to the beginning... of time! Introducing Sexy Unique Bible Study. Starting with Book of Genesis (PART I), G*d gets off his ass and works hard over the course of six days, which He will consequently use against us all for eternity. Things get messy from the get-go, of course... from Adam and Eve getting kicked out of the Garden of Eden, to Cain and Abel's Menendez Brothers turn, to Noah's apocalypse psychosis, to Abraham's covenant, Sarah, Hagar and the earliest instance ...
Oct 30, 2024•8 min
Lara and Carey kick off Halloweek by breaking down two areas of the Haunted Hayride of Life: the unstoppable entrance into old hag era and keto-salami constipation. They also talk communicating via dreams and the false promises of a demonic new exercise pill. Back on RHOC, the ladies Jet Blue Mint off to Londontown for Shannon's birthday; they embarrass the nation with intentionally bad British accents, royalty role play, a shrieking double decker bus ride and harrowing speed boat odyssey down t...
Oct 28, 2024•1 hr 9 min
Medieval Era continues as Lara and Carey discuss the E-Coli outbreak via McDonald's hallowed Quarter Pounder, Diddy's alleged pink cocaine affinity, Dina Mazon's daughter calling out Aunt Caroline, Victoria's Secret's rindom comeback, the latest sex trafficking scandal involving Abercrombie & Fitch's CEO, and all roads leading back to Les Wexner. Later on RHOSLC, Angie K. hosts a "Mob Wives" party for her and Shawn's anniversary, and surprisingly, everyone’s invited. Whitney apologizes to Me...
Oct 25, 2024•1 hr 16 min
**Listen to this FULL episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON ** Lara and Carey discuss Smile 2 & Anora with a (spoiler-heavy) deep recap of both films. Lara reveals her recent interest in the studio side of Hollywood, and comes up with her best business mantra aka "Let''s just not!" They also talk Catholicism consistently serving catacomb c*nt, new developments in Liam Payne's shocking death, and Diddy's alleged obsession with Prin...
Oct 23, 2024•6 min
Carey and Lara feel the Halloween spirit and rate the most f*ck-able horror movie villains, from Chucky to Pennywise. Plus they break down one Canadian widow's revenge on her late philandering husband that involves eating his ashes. Later on RHOC, Shannon kicks off her 60th birthday with a trip to the most liminal backyard furniture store in California, as Ryan's allegedly illicit dealings continue to surface. Gina shows off her newly post-Travis renovations and Emily tries to help a recently ex...
Oct 21, 2024•1 hr 3 min
Lara and Carey are back after being radicalized by the Sweat Tour, they talk Charli's star power and spotting a certain pop icon still in a Woman's World. They also discuss shocking new revelations in the the Elisabeth Finch docuseries on Peacock. Back in Utah, Mary's wayward son Robert Jr. makes a cameo, Lisa faces "bad parent" allegations by Hengie K, the Wild Rose uncovers the Alibaba Deep Throat, Bronwyn and her daughter deal with flop extended family, Britani and Jared meet for a harrowing ...
Oct 18, 2024•1 hr 17 min
Lara and Carey are back in the stu to recap her big night interviewing reality royalty at the Us Weekly party: she talks her roses and thorns, existential surprises, and whether or not the VPR/Valley cast snubbed her. They also talk the new French horror movie “Red Rooms,” the harrowing Diddy-adjacent lawsuit against Kanye West, Azealia Banks vs Julia Fox and Hollywood’s worst kept secret. Listen to the full episode AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SU...
Oct 16, 2024•5 min
Carey and Lara discuss another horrifying chemical explosion outside of Atlanta, a British clergyman who died doing what he loved (getting high on poppers/ecstasy), and a man illegally cloning giant demon sheep at his Montana ranch. Then on RHOC, Terry gets his “deviated septum” fixed while seams in his and Heather’s picture-perfect marriage have a hot mic moment. Jenn and Ryan go shopping for the ugliest man clothes on the West Coast, where Ryan discusses his beef with Eddie. News of Johnny J’s...
Oct 14, 2024•1 hr 8 min
Lara and Carey discuss how nothing is certain in life but death, taxes and Jessica’s Chastain’s urge to wage war against brands on X, the Scandinavian reporter who exposed Blake Lively resurfacing again with weird 2012 Anne Hathaway interview, and how in a shonking turn of events, next year’s Met Gala theme might actually be good. Back on the Real Housewives of Milwaukee, the ladies get ready for day two of their cast trip. Unbeknownst to the Wild Rose, Lisa has gone rogue, inviting Britani &...
Oct 11, 2024•1 hr 2 min
Lara and Carey discuss their (actually) successful rave-hosting gig this past weekend, Lara’s (spoiler-heavy) recap of “Joker: Folie à Deux,” Carey’s surprise reconsideration of “Grotesquerie,” Billy Belichick’s May/December romance, Al Pacino’s downer reveal about life after death, Sam Ronson and Cassandra Grey’s shocking breakup, and a Diddy update involving his mom. Listen to the full episode AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon . Watch vid...
Oct 09, 2024•5 min
Lara and Carey discuss the new European euthanasia pods for couples setting the world ablaze, California’s lawsuit against Exxon Mobile and their gaslighty response, and the recently discovered natural (and cheap) cure of male pattern baldness. Then on RHOC, Shannon continues to reel from her lawsuit with Johnny J, Heather and Alexis head to the GLAAD Awards, Katie and Tamra’s daughters bond over their dysfunctional families, Jenn stresses about her troubled teen son, Shannon and Vooki head to S...
Oct 07, 2024•1 hr 1 min
Lara and Carey discuss Carey’s upcoming LASIK, getting older, and Lara’s favorite new TikToker and his mysterious rash saga. They also talk Jax and Brittany’s messy custody battle. Back on RHOSLC, the women head to Milwaukee for Wild Rose’s big drag soirée (with Mary traveling there, separately, of course). There they just visit the Bobblehead Factory and a casino, where Meredith drops a bomb about Wild Rose’s business methods. Then at the Bucks game, Angie reveals to Britani that Jared’s trifli...
Oct 04, 2024•1 hr 20 min
Carey and Lara are back from Texas and recap their live show at a church, their BBQ and Tex-Mex splurge and feeling G*d’s presence. They discuss the ‘Industry’ season finale and speculate on what’s next for our favorite finance psychos, Kim Richards’s recent 51/50; Lala Kent’s not-so-surprising relation to Zac Affleck, Katie Maloney‘s shoppe future, Gwyneth Paltrow & Brad Falchuk’s anniversary and Ryan Murphy’s omnipresence, the bizarre backlash over a Bowen Yang/Chappell Roan/Moo Deng SNL s...
Oct 02, 2024•5 min
This Episode is sponsored by BetterHelp: Thank You Rediscover your curiosity, with BetterHelp. VISIT: https://www.betterhelp.com/sexyunique today to get 10% off your first month ____________________________________________________________________________ Lara and Carey give a tight recap of Industry, then discuss the flop second moon arriving in Earth’s skies this fall, T. Swift’s shoncking Jeffery Campbell ass boots, Zac Affleck’s great con, and the harrowing climate change mega-tsunami that we...
Sep 30, 2024•1 hr 3 min
Lara and Carey discuss Carey’s Beeptress behavior on the chaotic Los Angeles freeway; Anna Delvey gets an ankle-monitored boot from DWTS, JoJo Siwa’s high fashion photoshoot, Ellen’s Comedy Special, and Naomi Campbell’s alleged charity infraction. Then on RHOSLC, Lisa takes to the G Wagon with Bronwyn and Heather to gossip and order Wendy’s. Heather and Wild Rose make shaky amends, Bronwyn introduces us to her rich husband, Meredith decides to get Bat Mitzvah’d, Britani and Mary reveal their mot...
Sep 27, 2024•1 hr 25 min
Lara and Carey discuss THE SUBSTANCE, Stephen Baldwin’s bone chilling Instagram presence and his perceived warnings to Justin Bieber, the wild UAP book “Imminent,” El Chapo’s wife fresh out of prison and onto the runway in Milan Fashion Week, Earth getting a second moon, Scheana’s stolen 2009 Nissan, and a climate change-borne 'unidentified seismic object' causing a mega-tsunami in Greenland. Listen to the full episode AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the...
Sep 25, 2024•4 min
