Carey and Lara are back in the OC, but first, they’ve got a buffet of topics to dive into: NY Mag reporter Olivia Nuzzi’s sexting affair with RFK Jr, the splendor and horror of Moo Deng, haunting new footage of the Titan submersible wreckage, Ryan Murphy’s new Menendez Brothers show on Netflix, incest p*rn, and society’s weirdness about twins. Then on RHOC, the women finally board a private jet to Sonoma for Heather’s fashion show for LGBTQ awareness. Jenn stays behind to fight her scrub of an e...
Sep 23, 2024•1 hr 17 min
Lara and Carey are back from their respective NY vacations — Carey recaps his inaugural Fire Island journey and Lara recounts her hustle and bustle NYC adventure. They also list new air travel grievances, including a passive aggressive seat mate and the tyranny of parents traveling with children. Then Larz and Carz head back to Utah for season FIVE of SALTY UTAH QUEENS! Still in the shadow of Reality Von Tease, Lisa assembles the ladies (minus Monica plus Bronwyn and Brittany) for a Galentine’s ...
Sep 22, 2024•1 hr 22 min
Lara and Carey are back for a combined RHOC 7 & 8 recap, but first they discuss the glorious emergence of Jen Affleck, Rachael Ray slurring through a Tony Bennett anecdote, Joaquin Phoenix awkwardly highlighting Gaga’s Joker 2 weight loss at the Venice Film Festival, one drunken meteorologist’s war against her former employer, and Tamra taking to social media to weep about Vooki. Back in OC, the ladies spiritually recover from their respective girls’ trips, Tamra and Shannon break bread and ...
Sep 20, 2024•1 hr 37 min
Lara and Carey are back behind the paywall to discuss Elle McPherson’s holistic approach to cancer, the exquisite horror of Fyre Fest 2.0, and Matt Damon and JLo bonding at TIFF over the man of their dreams. Plus iconic new reader mail including a Loadtember cheating scandal, another love-swindler Italian man, and two more harrowing tales of children being served alcohol. Listen to the full episode AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon . Watch ...
Sep 18, 2024•5 min
Lara and Carey break down another round of harrowing topics, including a humanoid robot for the home — complete with a hellish, obsidian face, a haunting signal heard aboard the ISS, a California neighbor crumbling to the ocean, and Tamra Barney’s shocking face lift updates. Back on RHOC , the ladies prepare for competing Girls Trips: one to Tamra’s Big Bear cabin and the other to the La Quinta estate Gina is trying to sell. Alexis terrorizes Tamra, Katie, and Jenn with her nonstop Johnny J talk...
Sep 16, 2024•1 hr 16 min
Lara and Carey discuss seminal crook Tom Girardi officially being found guilty of fraud; they also chat about the masculine urge to feign fragility on trial. They talk the Biden family curse (big meaty d*cks), Yolanda Hadid’s rancher cosplay in the A.D. tour of her Texas mansion, and Matt Lauer’s daughter pulling a Shannon Beador in the Hamptons (drunk-crashing her car into something and then fleeing). Then on RHOC , Heather, Gina and Jenn talk Paparazzi Gate while Tamra and Emily talk about Sha...
Sep 13, 2024•1 hr 5 min
Lara and Carey are back in the stu for a long recap of Hulu’s Secret Lives of Mormon Wives , featuring a gaggle of soft swinging twenty-something Mormon women and their gay husbands. They also discuss Casey Anthony’s new alleged sports bar romance and Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s cringe-worthy behavior at the US Open. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON Buy tickets to SUP LIVE in Austin,TX! Subscribe to Once Upon a...
Sep 13, 2024•6 min
Lara and Carey are back for more Orange County splendor, but first they discuss more developments in the terrifying case of the infant killing PhD student, Casey Anthony’s sports bar purgatory and her babe?supreme doc on Peacock, and Vicki’s new trademarked Puerto Vallarta watering hole, aplty named “Whoop It Up!” Then on RHOC , Heather and Terry discuss which of their four homes they want to live, Vicki and her staph infection pay Shannon a visit, Emily and Tamra continue their meteoric bestie ...
Sep 09, 2024•1 hr 8 min
Carey and Lara reveal a shocking new BleepGate twist, and the irresistible urge to impersonate a journalist. They also discuss Vooki Gunvalson's near-death experience and her lost two hours. Back on RHOC , Gina and Jenn pick up post-coffee date, with Gina fuming over Jenn's squatter turn. Then the ladies convene for Emily's Flag Football game, much to their (and our) chagrin. Alexis continues to terrorize Shannon by joining her gym and adopting an Archie-lookalike Golden Retriever. Gina and Jenn...
Sep 06, 2024•1 hr 20 min
We have arrived... in Loadtember! Lara and Carey celebrate the end of August, as they look September right in the eye. They discuss Glenn Close's iconic turn in Lee Daniels's The Deliverance, their unwavering love of Vox Lux, and a slew of new horror movies yet to come, including an A24 starring none other than Brandy. They also do a deep recap on the beauty and horror of MAX's new show "Chimp Crazy," and the white woman urge to raise a chimp from birth till it goes on a murderous rampage. Plus ...
Sep 04, 2024•5 min
Lara and Carey are back with a second recap of season 18 of RHOC, but first they have some ground to cover: a Russian man getting gored by a female bull for good reasons, a Massachusetts town on lockdown from a mosquito-borne pestilence, a new epidemic of children accidentally being served alcohol at restaurants, and more. Back in the OC, Alexis and Shannon continue their cold war at Heather's New Year luncheon and Tamra gets (potentially too) rill with Shannon. Katie shows off her slay life, Ta...
Sep 02, 2024•1 hr 8 min
Lara and Carey return for one more recap of the maiden voyage of Real Housewives of DC. They discuss Lara's love affair with Waymo, a woman's breastmilk popsicle emporium, Ryan Seacrest's ex-girlfriend's shards-war against American Airlines, and Jeremy Madix's marijuana trafficking bust in Florida. On the final part of the RHODC Reunion , Tareq enters the fray with little fanfare as the Salahis fend off questions about Micaheale's MS, their trend of not paying vendors, and their confounding spin...
Aug 30, 2024•59 min
Lara and Carey discuss Lara's upcoming stint inside a Harmonic Egg, Carey's confusion over 5G, and the spooky allure of Topanga Canyon. They also talk the first official death of Burning Man 2024, Dr. Deb Medicine Woman, Alex Consani making history, Lady Gaga's cofffee order reveal, Ben Affleck's alleged friendship with Kick Kennedy and his chaotic dick power, Jax Taylor leaving rehab early, and Jo's greatest babe? move yet... Buy tickets to SUP LIVE in Los Angeles & Austin,TX! Subscribe to ...
Aug 28, 2024•5 min
Lara and Carey are back and the ides of August remain as harrowing as ever. They discuss a new AI rendering of Christ: A new twist in the Shroud of Turin, Mary Magdalene as the original F*g Hag, pansexual Jesus, sinister gay Judas, wound-p*ssies + more. The Real Martyrs of Orange County have returned: Shannon Beador continues to heal from her drunken joyride into a house. Jenn faces foreclosure on the property Gina helped her find, Heather continues to be wealthy as ever, and Emily continues to ...
Aug 26, 2024•1 hr 16 min
Lara and Carey discuss compartmentalizing in the face of the the Stassi renaissance that will soon befall us all and Michelle Pfeiffer joining the Taylor Sheridan extended universe. On the part one of the RHODC reunion, 4/5 of the cast prepare to go to war against Michaele Salahi. The timing of her MS announcement is questioned, as well as her standing as a Redskins cheerleader, among other things. Cat is called out for her "rudeness" and must answer for the racism allegations, while Mary pleads...
Aug 23, 2024•1 hr
An August miracle! Lara and Carey decide to hit the stu one more time this week for an extra special FREE bonus episode. They discuss LA's recent earthquake streak and Ellen Degeneres's $100 million house sale (and her possible Heads Up). Plus, a Pompeii double header including newly unearthed skeletons in a permanent place of clutch, Madonna renting out the ancient city for her 66th birthday party, and Lara's gig as the top model agent in ancient Pompeii. Then they talk the Yellowstone super-vo...
Aug 17, 2024•1 hr 16 min
Lara and Carey ditch their hot topics segment for Lara's update on a shoncking twist in her Roman Holiday. Then on the final episode of RHODC ever the ladies reel from the seismic fallout of the Salahis crashing the White House state dinner. Michaele and Tareq find themselves in a media blitz from Matt Lauer to Larry King, all the way to the Capitol, where they are called before a Congressional hearing. Mary, Lynda, Stacie, Cat and Paul watch in horror (and delight) as their colleagues shock Con...
Aug 16, 2024•1 hr 4 min
Lara and Carey discuss Michaele Salahi's newest foray into Black Widowdom, this time at the center of a lawsuit alongside her Journey guitarist husband Neal Schon, the fall of Buca di Beppo, and a rogue Swiftie Horde in Poland. Back on RHODC, the Salahis prepare for their big debut at the White House State Dinner for India. Lynda hosts a fashion show for the biggest designer in Burkina Faso, Cat and Charles drift further apart, Stacie reaches out to her biological mother's son with a confounding...
Aug 09, 2024•1 hr 2 min
Lara and Carey are back in LA, and a new chapter begins in the brand new Sexy Unique Podcast studio! New stu. Same lols. Larz and Carz react to their plush surroundings, in a spiritual and physical sense. Then they discuss the transphobic psychosis surrounding Week One of the Paris Olympics, the untold horrors at the bottom of the Seine River, the big d*ck pole vaulter, and JK Rowling's black mold problem. They also talk the Hell Daemon that is Valentina Gomez, Tom Cruise's strict fishy diet, Tw...
Aug 07, 2024•6 min
Lara and Carey are back from Summer Tour, and live to tell the tales. They discuss their weary acceptance of Los Angeles, Lara's review of "Longlegs" AND "A Quiet Place: Day One" (SPOILERS!), Jax checking into a mental health facility and Rachel weighing in, "See Him F*ck" porn, Gwyneth's Year 9 rain dance and the alleged TRUE STORY of Derek Blasberg's P**pgate, the human trafficking bust at San Diego Comic Con, and the FBI enlisting sexting pigs to bust online pervs. Subscribe and listen to sea...
Aug 02, 2024•4 min
Lara and Carey discuss a new development in the Todd and Julie Chrisley prison saga that could see Julie's sentence greatly reduced, and Carey tries to exorcise his fear of state of perma-panic over medical bills and the IRS. They also discuss the new Sherri Papini series on Hulu and white women in their 30s being afraid of getting sex-trafficked. Back on RHODC, Cat and Charles's marriage continues its quick descent as Charles's work pulls them away even further, Michaele claims she was a Washin...
Aug 01, 2024•1 hr 15 min
Lara and Carey discuss a modern-day Nostradamus in Brazil with enough chin and lip filler to create a planet, a new investigation into Matthew Perry's death involving Brooke Mueller and Raya, Kelly Bensimon's recent turn as a runaway bride, Jlo flying "coach," and more. Back in the District, Mary and Cat lament their mother's guilt, including Mary's mounting concerns about Lolly's habit of breaking into her closet, Michaele and Tareq enlist Stacie to help them buy a new place in D.C. but keep th...
Jul 25, 2024•1 hr 14 min
Lara and Carey discuss the latest celeb singer to botch the National Anthem and her stan-worthy response to the haters, Carey's spoiler-free view of Longlegs, Michelle Rodriguez back to doing what she does best: showing off her bisexual abs on a yacht, Tom Cruise passing the star torch to Glenn Powell, the meteor that flew over NYC, Sandoval's new demented lawsuit against Ariana, Rachel Leviss weighing in on political violence and why she's lost SUP's goodwill for good. Plus, ANOTHER Aussie Read...
Jul 23, 2024•4 min
Lara and Carey discuss Netflix's new Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders docuseries and the feminine urge to be a nurse tending to a child in a vegetative state by day and an underpaid professional cheerleader by night. They also talk Larz's upcoming Italian journey, Europe's healthy relationship with death, and a new reason for headshots that every American should invest in. Then back at the Salahi winery of horror, Tareq and Michaele threaten Mary's daughter with an FBI investigation, Lynda consults wi...
Jul 18, 2024•1 hr 33 min
Lara and Carey reunite (over Zoom) as Larz makes her grand return to the US... just in time for the assassination attempt of Donald Trump. They discuss the insanity of the county in the last 4 days, feckless politicians and Hillary Clinton (surprisingly) serving c*nt, FINALLY discussing Poopgate feat. Derek Blasberg and Gwyneth, the memeification of Kamala Harris, and more. PLUS, a Reader Mail from Down Under discussing the boyhood arson to conservative gay pipeline. Buy tickets to the SUP SUMME...
Jul 18, 2024•5 min
Lara and Carey discuss Princess Kalina of Bulgaria's foray into bodybuilding, and way more European royals should follow suit, then discuss a true crime story that might be too horrific to even capture America's love for horrific true crime. Where is Nancy Grace when you need her?! On RHODC, Stacie reveals a painful development in her own origin story, Mary throws Ted's salon opening party and gets jealous of his bond with Michaele, Lynda and Michaele make fake amends, then the Salahis invite Ma...
Jul 11, 2024•1 hr 6 min
Lara beams in from Roma to chat with Carey about her adventure so far, harrowing tourists, the kindness of Italian gays, the trailer for Doute's metaphysical horror movie, Nightbitch , Lily Allen starting an OnlyFans for her feet, Hunter Biden's failson glory, Tom Schwartz's bone-chilling bedroom setup, the big question mark of Twisters, the eternal power of Helen Hunt and more. Plus Reader Mail about the Australian cult The Family and some behind-the-scenes tea about Tareq and Michaele Salahi. ...
Jul 10, 2024•5 min
Lara and Carey discuss Justin Timberlake's attorney going rogue in the wake of DWI-Gate, a British woman's Viking princess psychosis, Chat GPT's mid ass singularity, a Boeing fiasco in Oklahoma and more. Then it's back to Washington we go: Stacie and Jason invite Tareq and Michaele on a last minute trip to Paris, Cat and Charles fight over Goldman Sachs, Lynda continues to dig into her Salahi truthing and makes a cringe comment to Stacie at Mary's dinner, and Paul's publicist drops the first of ...
Jul 04, 2024•1 hr 21 min
Lara and Carey discuss Lara's nightmare seat mate on a recent flight and her playing out her Italian horseback riding fantasy in Rome, the demented presidential debate and what's next for our crumbling Republic, Lauren Sanchez scouting apocalypse bunker locations in her helicopter and the glorious delusion of living in Katy Perry's "Woman's World," the new Beverly Hills Cop movie entering the "We Are So Back" canon, PornHub's curious debate traffic, and more. Plus some juicy Reader Mail, includi...
Jul 02, 2024•5 min
Carey and Lara discuss the terrifying tale dueling vacation homes in Maine, where a wealthy summer resident was driven to poison her neighbor's trees. Then back on RHODC, Tarq treats Michaele to a series of birthday surprises which may or may not be real, Mary's patience for her adult daughter's huge dog is wearing thin. Cat convinces Mary to join her at the Salahi winery for horseback riding. The two are forced to play polo with Tareq, and Michaele, with not a glass of wine in sight. Michaele p...
Jun 27, 2024•1 hr 13 min
