Lara and Carey discuss JoJo Siwa's polarizing rebrand and Monica Garcia's surprise pregnancy announcement. Back on The Valley, Doute's claims that Janet called Michelle "racist and a Republican" while dragging Zack into the mess.. Nia performs her Miss USA duties on a cruise ship, and Jesse and Michelle have their life coach over to talk about their weird marriage. Then, Jesse and Michelle host a Capri-themed dinner at a real estate listings in the Hills, where Kristen unleashes her tried and tr...
Apr 13, 2024•1 hr 22 min
Lara and Carey are back in the SUP studio as Lara recaps her trip to Germany, including her newfound love of the iconic Prince Ludwig of Bavaria. They also watch the new gagworthy trailer for Joker: Folie à Deux and cringe at the memory of Stassi's social media blunder from her own Euro trip with Doute. Back on VPR, the psycho beach party finally ends when Schwartz takes Sandy to a nearby bar where they hit on a table of young girls. Katie and Tori make out, and Ariana talks to Scheana and Lala ...
Apr 12, 2024•1 hr 22 min
Lara and Carey record one more behind-the-paywall episode before Lara embarks on her German adventure. They discuss the ancient darkness of Tom Schwartz, a wild twist in the Havana Syndrome mystery, a brand new chapter in Tori Spelling's World of Chaos, an Arch Digest tour of Lisa Vanderpump's harrowing chateau in France, Joni Mitchell's journey with Morgellons, being in a place of "No" with WW3, and more. Buy tickets to the SUP SUMMER 2024 TOUR! Listen to the full episode AND get access to over...
Apr 09, 2024•6 min
While Lara traverses the German countryside, Carey enlists writer/VPR scholar Patrik Sandberg to recap the most explosive episode of season 11 yet. The two talk Patrik's run-ins with Courtney Love and Kelly Cutrone, eyebrows through history, Azealia Banks as our generation's Susan Sontag, Vanderpump conspiracy theories, meeting at a gay rave in New York, pyromania, and more. On VPR, Assistant Ann interviews with Ariana to become her new employee and Sandoval is less than thrilled. Lala plans a s...
Apr 04, 2024•1 hr 44 min
Lara and Carey talk Lara's upcoming trip to Germany, wormholing in WW2 content, updates in the collapse of Diddy's alleged Not-So-Secret Hell World of Sex Pestery, Jennifer Aniston and Sandra Bullock's day trip to the plastic surgeon, Lizzo announcing her departure from fame, Gypsy Rose Blanchard announcing her departure from marriage, the supernatural and cruel power of The Row, a new device that will help visually impaired people hear the upcoming solar eclipse, and more. Buy tickets to the SU...
Apr 02, 2024•5 min
Lara and Carey break down episode two of The Valley, where Jax and Doute meet at the Smoke House in Burbank to duke it out over Doute's dicey life choices and Jax's treatment of Luke. Jesse and Michelle continue to head towards martial demise, Nia explains how she once Taekwondo'd a Trump cronie, and Janet prepares for her fast approaching Baby Era. Then Jax assembles a Boys Night where he continues to alienate Luke, Luke confronts Jesse over T*tty Twist Gate and Kristen's ex makes a surprise ca...
Mar 29, 2024•52 min
Lara and Carey discuss doing crack at Berghain, Rebel Wilson's explosive new claim about Sasha Baron Cohen, the time-honored Australian Celeb tradition of lying about your age, Diddy's alleged sex crimes, realizing everyone in power is a sicko, and more. Back on Vanderpump, Billie Lee tries to set Sandoval up with her friend, Ariana decides it's time to get an assistant, Schwartz admits to Lala about an infraction he committed with Scheana in Vegas 12 years prior, and Sandoval does a cringeworth...
Mar 28, 2024•1 hr 29 min
Lara and Carey discuss the aftermath of Princess Kate's cancer announcement and the social media scolds who want to make everyone else feel guilty for KateGate speculation. Plus, the 3 Body Problem , the demand for authenticity from our public figures, the possible TikTok ban, JLo's flop streak, a man swinging another man's severed leg around, the Dan Schneider doc, and more -- including a Reader Mail tip about the best reality show that no one is watching. Listen to the full episode AND get acc...
Mar 26, 2024•5 min
We have arrived... in Valley Village. Our first recap for the new Vanderpump spinoff THE VALLEY is here, and fortunately, it's damn good. It has everything. Bleakness. Vertical blind apartments. Heat waves and little tree shade. Emotional stagnancy. Low to non-existent impulse control. And that's just Doute. From what are you doing with these people?! you're sane and lolers energy of Janet and Jason, to the you're too sensitive and wholesome to be on a show like this v ibe of Daniel and Nia, to ...
Mar 22, 2024•1 hr
Lara and Carey continue their coverage of the Kate Middleton Saga of 2024 (Q1), including an A.I. Christmas farm sighting, Carey's new stance on Lady Rose Hanbury, and the best way Kate and William can wing back the public. Plus, Kanye's new Bianca Censori-inspired merch line and a chilling development in the Selling Sunset extended universe. Back on Vanderpump Rules, Sandoval hosts a harrowing pool party full of randoms and Billie Lee, and Ariana hosts a sexy game night of her own, complete wit...
Mar 21, 2024•1 hr 22 min
Larz and Carz break down the latest in the current Royal Family crisis, including a new alleged video of "Kate Middleton" at a farmer's market. Plus, Carey makes an international call to Buckingham Palace to get the tea once and for all. Then they discuss a woman with two vaginas, a guy whose best friend of a decade turned out to be a paid actor, TikTok's Embellish Economy, Brittany and Jax's ongoing estrangement as The Valley premiere looms, flying too close to the Bravo sun, and much more. Lis...
Mar 19, 2024•5 min
Larz and Carz discuss Chez Panisse Gate, even more Kate Middleton conspiracy theories (all of which, Carey believes), and a Boeing whistleblower found unalived under mysterious circumstances. Then it's back to 2023 we go, where the Vanderpump crew reassembles post-Tahoe. Lisa breaks some bad news to Tom about Rachel, Lala reveals her family extension plan, and Scheana continues to grapple with her jealousy over Ariana's Dancing With the Stars turn. Jo and Schwartz debut their party clown friends...
Mar 14, 2024•1 hr 30 min
Lara and Carey break down the latest (and shuncking) developments in the Kate Middleton Gone Rogue saga, including a badly photoshopped proof of life picture and the second sighting of the Princess's body double. They also share even MORE airline horror-blunders: a United flight's wheel falls off during takeoff and a Boeing plane takes a sudden plunge. Then, a case for why Dune: Part II is the best movie of all time and Carey's plan to secure a spot in the Bene Gesserit order. Plus, a recap of t...
Mar 12, 2024•5 min
Lara and Carey discuss the urge to pig out on road trips, poison cinnamon, another air travel troll and the quiet luxury of Southwest Airlines, Princess Kate's messy gay uncle, Hailey Bieber escaping Justin Bieber's hyperbaric chamber, the Sexy Drought crisis in Hollywood, and the implosion of Jonathan Van Ness's Kindness Kingdom of Lies. Plus, an extra special shoutout to our beloved Cult Members. GET TICKETS NOW FOR SUP LIVE IN BERKELEY, CA! Listen to the full episode AND get access to over 25...
Mar 09, 2024•5 min
Lara and Carey are back from Texas and lament their mutual post-tour comedown, their love for #vanlife and becoming fully Austin-pilled. They head down under to break down the lofty goal of Australia's "Most Sexually Active" Woman and come up with the dream team for vetting your sex partners so you don't have to. Then on VPR , the cast continues their Lake Tahoe trip of terror, with Sandoval bringing in a yogi to lead the group into a place of hillin'. Ariana has a photoshoot for her new cocktai...
Mar 08, 2024•1 hr 40 min
Sharing another podcast we’re loving: Pop Culture Moms. Andie and Sabrina are toddler moms and best friends of 20 years. They’re taking their obsession with TV and movies to the next level by talking to celebrities, writers and fellow “scholars” of pop culture about what they can learn from the fictional moms they love most. In this episode, “Real Housewives” star Heather Gay talks about why she relates to the “Barbie” movie and how she herself broke out of the boxes she was placed in. You can l...
Mar 05, 2024•4 min
Lara and Carey discuss Machine Gun Kelly's bone-chilling new torso inking, and the many conspiracy theories surrounding Kate Middleton's absence from public life. Then on VPR, James takes Graham Cracker home to Ally, who fears for not only the lives of her casts, but her own. Scheana and Brock have a fight inside a bikini store, and Ariana and Katie deal with the fallout of someone taking a sh*t on the patio of Something About Her. Then the crew heads to Lake Tahoe to celebrate Lisa's forthcomin...
Feb 29, 2024•1 hr 26 min
Larz and Carz take things to a place of Patreon to regale you with tales from their sold out LIVE show in Los Angeles, as they look forward to the upcoming Lone Star State tour. Then they discuss planes sinking to the ridge of an oceanic trench, tiger sharks and the woman who thinks she can change them, the kooky tale of a kilt-wearing bald daddy who took antiquing to new heights (literally up his own arse), Hunter Biden's undeniable f*ck magic, a case for the Folsom Street Fair, and more. Plus,...
Feb 27, 2024•5 min
Lara and Carey break down some current events, including Sandoval's beguiling New York Times Magazine profile, featuring supernaturally cringe quotes and musings; a brilliant portrait of a wayward man. They also talk THREE new airline blunders, including a disintegrating wing, a passenger revolt against a drunk man, and maggots falling out of an overhead bin. And the world spins madly on. Back on VPR , James and Ally hold a bone-chilling pool party at their Burbank House of Lies where Schwartz a...
Feb 22, 2024•1 hr 33 min
Lara and Carey spend President's Day behind the Paywall discussing the already-American classic Madame Web: Dakota Johnson's 2023 bangs in a 2003 world, jarring ADR dubbing, Sydney Sweeney's "nerd" acting, speed of light jaunts to Peru, Jan 6 trying to come for 9/11's wig, and more. Then they get into the nitty-gritty of the True Detective: Night Countr y season finale that featured a mixed bag of some gag-worthy moments, next-level cringe needle drops, and seeing the positives of walking into t...
Feb 20, 2024•5 min
Lara and Carey record a Valentine’s Day recap of the latest VPR , but first discuss the already camp-legend Madame Web & Dakota Johnson’s confounding but essential place in culture, the performance artist who auctioned off his flesh for seven figures, and Duchess Meghan’s new podcast venture. On VPR , Scandoval’s birthday party of sorrow continues with Billie Lee and Kyle Chan proving their “Friend Of” chops. Scheana performs her screamo-version of “Good As Gold” at Emo Night. Sandoval admit...
Feb 15, 2024•1 hr 25 min
Lara and Carey are back from one helluva weekend to talk Lara's triumphant turn at Werewolves and Villagers, Carey's brush with For the Love of DILFS , the Super Bowl that gagged a nation, the blood-splattered tale of a Lufthansa flight gone wrong, a driverless car getting set on fire, and more. Plus, a Traitors recap that sees Faithfuls and Traitors alike getting snatched up into net traps, MJ's internet-breaking backwards walk, Peter turning down a chance at becoming a Traitor, Sandra's impres...
Feb 14, 2024•5 min
Lara and Carey discuss the LA rain finally ceasing, the already herstoric pap photo of Jen Shah and Elizabeth Holmes walking the prison yard together, Drake's big ol' Canadian hog, Taylor Swift terrorizing Boygenius backstage at the Grammys, and a certain ROGUE LEVISS reposting a certain beloved niche podcast (yours truly!). Then on VPR, we get a glimpse into the daily Cold War between Ariana and Sandoval via Sandoval's long-suffering assistant, Ann. Sandy wants to host a sad birthday party for ...
Feb 08, 2024•1 hr 40 min
Lara and Carey lament LA’s continued horror-rain era and Larz’s potential new chapter in Water Leak Gate. They discuss Taylor Swift’s relentless pursuit of power and her supposed “snub” of Celine Dion at the Grammys. Carey finally watches The Curious Case of Natalia Grace and shares his shuncked reaction. Plus, King Charles and Princess Kate’s competing stints in hospital, Apple Vision Pro’s triumphant, terrifying arrival, and the strange tyranny of the Argylle promo blitz. Then Larz and Carz br...
Feb 06, 2024•5 min
Lara and Carey make a new reservation at SUR: Season 11 of Vanderpump Rules has finally premiered! But first they discuss Lisa Barlow’s new bangs, Sandoval and Schwartz’s chilling appearance on Nick Viall’s podcast, and the very concept of the gargantuan-horror Icon of the Seas cruise ship. On VPR, the cast is still reeling three months after Scandoval rocked the world: Ariana has a new man and continues to cohabitate with Sandy, Lala regrets the way she treated Rogue Leviss, Scheana recovers fr...
Feb 01, 2024•1 hr 37 min
Lara and Carey take things behind the paywall to discuss Nancy Pelosi and other boomer politicians on the Left and Right sundowning in broad daylight. They break down the latest updates in the terrifying tale of the Kansas City Deep-Freeze Three, Nancy Grace’s continued #TotMom crusade, Bradley Cooper’s big sad hat, Rachel Savannah Leviss’s latest plunge into Rogue Lake, True Detective: Night Country & HBO’s flop streak, and Caroline Manzo’s Brandy Glanville-wrought lawsuit against Bravo. Th...
Jan 30, 2024•5 min
Lara and Carey discuss Hillary Clinton weighing in on the Barbie Oscars "controversy," coming out as Nyad Heads, Dr. Kim's nightmare facelifts sweeping TikTok, the freak rogue wave that hit a military base in the South Pacific, and the bone-chilling tale of three frozen fans of the Kansas City Chiefs. Then in the FINAL part of the RHOSLC reunion, Von Tease walks the plank one last time. The ladies reveal just how far Monica went to troll them with her alter ego, and the downright creepy lengths ...
Jan 25, 2024•1 hr 32 min
Lara and Carey talk their respective Q1 fitness journeys, and Larz's Bryan Johnson longevity inspo. They also discuss Boeing's latest fiery blunder, Netflix's terrifying (and absurd) new docuseries American Nightmare , the Gen-Z trad wife phenomenon on TikTok, and the questionable music choices on True Detective: Night Country. Then on the fourth episode of The Traitors, a funeral is held for an unwitting faithful. The division between the game show veterans and Bravolebrities widens with tensio...
Jan 23, 2024•5 min
Lara and Carey talk the new SUP LIVE SPRING TOUR, Ms. Leviss's genuinely gag-worthy turn in Chapter Two of her Rachel Goes Rogue podcast , and JLO's upcoming feature-length music video/vanity project in all its unhinged glory aka "THIS IS ME... NOW!" Back on the snow-capped pirate set, part two of the RHOSLC reunion starts off with an OPA! Angie reveals more of Monica's chouse antics at Greek Easter, including Monica falling down the stairs and threatening to sue. More harrowing details of LD's ...
Jan 20, 2024•1 hr 8 min
Carey and Lara take things behind the paywall to discuss episodes 1-3 of season two of THE TRAITORS , hosted by Alan Cumming and featuring a confounding smattering of reality royalty. Phaedra Parks, Larsa Pippen, Tamra Barney, CT and Trishelle, Johnny Bananas, Peppermint, Sandra and Pavrati from Survivor , Maksim from DWTS and more (literally much more!) assemble at the Scottish castle to backstab and win big. Speaking of more, more, more , Larz and Carz also talk the herstoric cicada orgy comin...
Jan 16, 2024•5 min
