Larz and Carz immediately break down the warbly world according to Rachel Savannah Leviss, recapping episode one of her new "Rachel Going Rogue" podcast. They also discuss Selena Gomez's latest drama involving Kylie Jenner and Timmy Chalamet, and Selena's desperate need for a friendtervention. Then the RHOSLC ladies head to the Big Apple for the first part of the season 4 reunion. Monica is in the hot seat and (at times) proves herself to be a formidable villain in her reunion debut. Lisa muses ...
Jan 11, 2024•1 hr 18 min
Lara and Carey take week two of Q1 by storm with a discussion over an alleged alien sighting at a Miami mall, the recent Jeffrey Epstein file unsealing, Ariana suing Sandoval over their cursed Valley mansion, one man's psychotic break at a Bass Pro Shop, and the latest Boeing blunder, feat. a gaping hole. In the RHONY Legacy finale, the ladies spend their final day in paradise doing spiritual work: profoundly sensual water therapy followed by a revealing session with an astrologer. Luann bags a ...
Jan 10, 2024•6 min
Lara and Carey return to the Bermuda Triangle for the shoncking Season 4 FINALE of RHOSLC. First, they discuss the blood connection between Gypsy Rose Blanchard and St*ssi Schroeder, Tom Girardi being declared fit to stand trial, and Brandi Glanville's face trauma in the wake of her Caroline Manzo debacle. Back on the island, Whitney and Heather make uneasy amends, and the women head out for a day of mopeds and shopping. But their mirth is fleeting, as Heather receives information about Monica t...
Jan 04, 2024•1 hr 29 min
Lara and Carey have arrived in 2024! A fresh year of Chaose begins. They discuss earthquakes and burning planes in Japan, a roving bike gang attacking a certain 90s TV star in LA, vibrating diet pills, Nuratec psyops, Epstein List Watch 2024, and Carey's recently discovered (and shocking!) talent. Back on St. Barths, the RHONY Legends are on their fifth day in questionable paradise. They take a surfing lesson where Dorinda excels and Kristen suffers her own ToeGate nightmare. Luann gets fed up w...
Jan 03, 2024•5 min
Lara and Carey dive into uncharted waters with a paywalled recap of the first four episodes of Ultimate Girls Trip: RHONY Legacy. But first, the two discuss Starbucks's possible stock market psyop feat. Kim Kardashian, a potential photoshop fail in the Royal Family Xmas card, and going undercover in Oklahoma. Then Larz and Carz head to St. Barths, where the OGs of NYC skinny-dip across our screens once again. Luann, Sonjarita, Dorinda, Kristen Taekman, Ramona, and Kelly Killoren Bensimon check-i...
Dec 26, 2023•5 min
Larz and Carz are back in person post-Carey's brush with holiday illness. They discuss tourists risking it all for the current Icelandic volcano, a list of 150 names connected to Jeffrey Epstein officially dropping in 2024 (Name 'em!) and "Grindr Unwrapped" with 2023 data including countries with the most hung bottoms and the armpit fetish capital the world. Then, the RHOSLC Bermuda Odyssey continues in this penultimate episode! The explosive season finale is ALMOST upon us. Lisa charters a cata...
Dec 21, 2023•1 hr 30 min
Lara and Carey discuss airport hell at Christmastime, Mauricio "stepping out" in Aspen with a new lady, the staggering amount of Hailey Bieber Erewhon Smoothies sold each month, and navigating the complicated etiquette of gay saunas. Speaking of politics, the two honor the gay who captured the heart of the nation in the home stretch of 2023: the twink staffer who got... stretched in the Senate chamber, and filmed it! Plus, new Reader Mail, including a heartwarming Mother God story and a situatio...
Dec 19, 2023•5 min
Lara and Carey talk Amanda Bynes's already next-level new podcast, Dakota Johnson's enviable sleep schedule, the intense new trailer for A24's Kiki Dunst-led CIVIL WAR, and the warning about f*ckboys using owercase texting. Back in Bermuda, the Salty Ladies start their second day of the trip off with celebrating Monica's 39th birthday. Whitney and Heather make up, Monica makes Heather clutch her pearls with sex talk, then Monica blabs to Lisa who blabs to Angie about Greek Mafia Gate. LD squashe...
Dec 14, 2023•1 hr 25 min
Lara and Carey discuss the genuinely scary Leave The World Behind on Netflix, the newest TBD trailer for Season 11 of "Vanderpump Rules," Katie Maloney's supernaturally fierce hair, the infuriating d*ck power of a hot dumb-dumb, Selena Gomez Babeing out in her Instagram comments, the eternal search for that one friend who has the official Heads Up on all things apocalypse, and the worst celebrity to be in a bunker with. Listen to the full episode AND get access to over 250 bonus episodes + video...
Dec 12, 2023•5 min
Lara and Carey decide to give RHOBH another chance (for now). The two return to 90210 to recap episodes 6+7, featuring The Dinner Party from Hell, Part 2. Kyle hosts supper for the girlies featuring THC-infused food to get them off her case for not drinking. Sutton brings her skeleton bone (and tiny esophagus) to battle Kyle over her newfound sobriety and unwillingness to talk martial woes. A blackout Denise Richards joins the table (with Camille Grammer in tow) and confronts Erika for doing... ...
Dec 12, 2023•1 hr 33 min
Lara and Carey talk zombie cats, aging dogs, "The Garden" docuseries and people who escape their marriages to compost in Missouri. Meanwhile on RHOSLC, the ladies of Utah head to Bermuda for their first international trip: Meredith takes one too many Xanax on the plane and loses out on a room with a bathtub, Whitney and Lisa are still at odds over their blow-up at the jewelry launch, and Heather questions just how close Wild Rose and Ms. Barlow actually are. Plus, Monica throws in some shocking ...
Dec 07, 2023•1 hr 23 min
Lara and Carey talk missing Mother God, a wild new docuseries about a TikTok commune in Tennessee, grappling with the knowledge that the best cult years are behind us, Tyra Banks's iconique run of tyranny. Plus, Rachel Leviss makes her public comeback at the Jingle Ball, and Larz and Carz have questions and concerns. Gag-dreams dashed! Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON . Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos o...
Dec 05, 2023•5 min
Carey and Lara are behind the paywall to discuss PoshGate, the immortal f*ck vibes of Jack Nicholson, George Santos's diva exit from Congress, Bethenny Frankel's descent into madness, the go girl give us nothing teaser trailer for Rachel Leviss's upcoming podcast, the most fitting series finale for VPR, the "Furiosa" trailer, and more. Plus, a Reader Mail featuring the ultimate TRADE ME. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PA...
Dec 02, 2023•3 min
Carey and Lara talk Carey’s factory farm revelation, Lara’s George Glaas date to Ridley Scott’s Napoleon, and the Mother God finale. Back in Utah, Heather and Angie realize Monica is Jen Shah 2.0, Whitney grieves the death of her bestie, Monica has tea with God (Mary), and Lisa takes Jack to get Modern Mormon Menswear for his mission trip. Then, Meredith soft launches her new jewelry line, where Monica debuts her new personality, and Whitney confronts Lisa over a lack of empathy. Listen to this ...
Nov 30, 2023•1 hr
Lara and Carey take it to a place of SUP After Dark for a Thanksgiving Eve recap of RHOSLC. They discuss the already iconic "Mother God" docuseries. Back in Salt Lake City, Monica reveals she was prom queen, Heather and Lisa eat Wendy's, Angie and Shawn try to reignite their love engine, and Meredith and Seth have Whitney and Justin over to talk death and crazy sex on their podcast. Then Heather assembles the girlies for a Pioneer Mormon luncheon for bonnet-wearing, butter churning, "Mormon Food...
Nov 23, 2023•1 hr 8 min
Larz and Carz are back behind the paywall to discuss Dads ruining botox access, "The Points," and the c*m guzzling Thanksgiving spectacular ( Saltburn). Then they discuss THEE movie of the year, May/December, a nd plan their grassroots Oscar campaign for Todd Haynes. Plus, Reader Mail, including hair transplant hacks and a pug named Bernie. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON . Be cheap as hell and get full-length vid...
Nov 21, 2023•2 min
Lara and Carey discuss a plethora of f*ckery, including Harry Styles's buzzcut, Sydney Sweeney and Glenn Powell's cursed film, a strange hum terrorizing a small town in Ireland, Murder at the End of the World and more. Back in Las Vegas, the women splinter off for lunch: Kyle laments her widening distance from Mauricio, and EJ Global talks growth in the ruin of the last few years. Then, EJ decides to throw Sutton under the bus in front of the Magic Mike gays, leading to yet another Sutton spiral...
Nov 17, 2023•1 hr 9 min
Lara and Carey talk about the nefarious nature of swim coaches, Taylor and Travis's deep dick romance, and do a deep dive on Netflix's new "Twin Flames" doc. Back in Salt Lake City, Lisa apologizes to Wild Rose for the Prism event fiasco, Mary invites Heather over for tea, Meredith and Seth talk through their demons, LD gives Monica her car back, and Heather throws another book party for Bad Mormon . Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joini...
Nov 16, 2023•1 hr 15 min
Carey and Lara are behind the paywall to discuss being in a Place of Robe, the trauma of dogs coughing, Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos's new Vogue spread, hiding trust funds, and human cyborg Bryan Johnson reverse-aging his own dick. Plus, Reader Mail featuring a new SUP-stan Twitter account. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON . Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP ...
Nov 14, 2023•2 min
Lara and Carey are back in Beverly Hills, much to their chagrin, to recap the brand-new RHOBH. But first, they discuss the trailer for Mean Girls: The Musical and feel the crushing sands of time. They also talk Monica suing Heather Gay and a bride and groom having a threesome on their wedding night. On RHOBH, the women assemble in Vegas for Crystal's 40th. Garcelle stages an intervention over Sutton's lack of game, and Sutton freaks out over Erika's on-stage antics at the show. Plus, Garcelle sp...
Nov 10, 2023•1 hr 14 min
Lara and Carey talk Philly's new answer to SUR, USA Today's new resident Taylor Swift reporter, Nathan Fielder gifting Joe Jonas mayonnaise, and a Bachelor Nation hater from Gaga's NYU theatre program's tea on Ms. Stefani in college. Then it's back to SLC we go, where Monica and Angie squash their beef, Lisa mounts her own with Monica, Whitney plans her daughter's 13th birthday and her jewelry line opening, and Heather reels from her ex-Mormon trauma. Plus, Lisa and Monica face off during a soun...
Nov 09, 2023•1 hr 14 min
Lara and Carey discuss the highs and lows of the BravoCon content they witnessed on social media over the weekend, including booing crowds, Tartan tops, and nary a serve to be found. Then they discuss Gypsy Rose Blanchard's hope for a post-prison Taylor Swift hang, Scheana's Las Vegas hang with Sandoval, a haunted doll, siring 37 children, and more. Plus, Reader Mail with a question for the resident c*cksucker. Listen to the full episode by joining the SUP PATREON . Be cheap as hell and get full...
Nov 07, 2023•2 min
Carey and Lara discuss Kyle Richards's paranormal torment, Alec and Hilaria Baldwin's potential Baldwinito reality show, and a man taking to the Daily Mail to narc on his wife for being in a yoga cult. On RHOBH, Kyle and Mo's relationship continues its downward spiral. Erika and Dorit have an English tea party, Sutton hires a matchmaker, Garcelle reels from her beach convo with her sons, and Crystal grabs lunch with her pop star brother. PK enlists Kyle to help him surprise Dorit for their anniv...
Nov 03, 2023•1 hr 11 min
RHOSLC has returned! Lara and Carey are back with a ODYSSEY of an episode, but first Lara gives a possible sliver of light at the end of the home reno tunnel. Then they talk Ramona Singer being cut from BravoCon over her latest racist scandal, and the harrowing truth about Trade (Me) Shows. Back in Salt Lake, Monica and Heather reveal their mother wounds, Meredith continues to reel from her near death car accident, and Lisa throws a "Mission Reveal" party for Jack. Whitney and Mary face off at P...
Nov 02, 2023•1 hr 29 min
Carey and Lara are back behind the paywall for a doozy of a news recap. They discuss Lara's continued forced staycation, Bridgette Wilson Sampras's devastating development, and, of course, Matthew Perry's tragic passing and the Faustian price of fame. Then, they get into Vanity Fair's new "Bravo Reckoning" article, and Bethenny Frankel's supernatural ability at marketing herself. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON . ...
Oct 31, 2023•3 min
Lara and Carey fully give in to the supernatural for a one-episode special featuring spooky stories submitted by YOU, our dear readers. First, Lara updates us on her FEMA life in a construction zone, and discusses a harrowing encounter with a mean gay at Starbucks. Then the horror commences a woman with a donkey head, killer gnome children, singing snakes, drunk poltergeists, a tweaker home invasion feat. OnlyFans, serial killers at summer camps, and more tales of terror. It’s time to reflect on...
Oct 30, 2023•2 min
Lara and Carey are back in the 90210 to recap the brand-new season of RHOBH . But first, Lara discusses hotel life as Renovate Gate continues and her fear and loathing at the Beverly Center. They also talk George Santos's evil twin sister, a driverless car hitting a pedestrian in SF, and a new UCLA poll about Gen Zs wanting to see less sex in media. On RHOBH , Dorit continues her hillin' journey in the wake of the robbery, enlisting help from a spiritual healer named Eaglewoman to cleanse the la...
Oct 27, 2023•1 hr 31 min
On a brand new bonus, Lara and Carey discuss Lara's luxe staycation from home renovation hell, a case for staying in the closet, George Santos on Ozempic, Joe Biden's facelift, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's government sanctioned relationship, and more. Plus, Reader Mail, including an investigation into Greek Easter lemons and a saucy Australian Loadtember twist. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON . Be cheap as hell...
Oct 24, 2023•2 min
In a merging of worlds, Lara and Carey are joined by none other than Liz and Brace from the iconic TrueAnon Podcast to recap this week's episode of RHOSLC. They discuss therapeutic boarding schools, Raquel Leviss's next move, Carrie Bradshaw's SJPification, and more! Back in the big Salt Lake, Mary confronts her son about getting secret-married while Whitney confronts Justin over their bumpy marriage as of late. Angie and Lisa make candles and talk Rhumhour Gate, Heather continues her fixation o...
Oct 19, 2023•2 hr 9 min
Lara and Carey head back behind the paywall for another bonus sesh. Carey recaps his trip to Utah, and the healing power of an annular eclipse. They also talk Todd Haynes' classic movie, Safe , and the birth of health and wellness horror. They then discuss Something About Her's possible closure, George Santos clutching a mystery baby, Tinsley Mortimer's stepmother turn, Vicki Gunvalson's new love, Amanda Knox's harrowing new career venture, Jada Pinkett Smith's TMI campaign and why celebrities n...
Oct 18, 2023•2 min
