Larz and Carz are back with SUP after hours, talking New Yorkers abandoning therapists for psychics, and Rachel Leviss auctioning off her cursed TomTom hoodie and lightning bolt necklace in honor of World Mental Health Day. Meanwhile on RHOSLC, the Après No Ski Disaster continues with Angie K confronting Meredith about the ruhmeurs concerning Gay Husband Sean. Lisa opens up about her own Bad Mormon truth with son Jack, and Meredith reveals her latest brush with death. Monica drags her mom to Hel...
Oct 12, 2023•1 hr 2 min
Larz and Carz are back behind the paywall with Lara exercising her renters' rights against a cracking ceiling. Carey recaps the new human trafficking Lifetime movie starring Ariana Madix, and they discuss Jax's JetBlue Mint fiasco, Countess Luann's theoretical lesbian era, and Kyle Richards's ultimate endgame. Plus saucy foot-phobic Reader Mail, just in time for Loadtober. *~ Email your spooky stories to SEXYUNIQUEPODCAST@GMAIL.COM for a chance to be featured in a special Halloween episode ~* Li...
Oct 10, 2023•2 min
Lara and Carey channel their inner saints by recommending *other* podcasts they're currently enjoying, then discuss the bed bug takeover of Paris and a woman who allegedly got deep-dicked by a gargoyle ghost for 20 years. Back on "RHOSLC," Meredith and Lisa continue to rekindle their sisterhood with Gattaca -ass facials, and Heather talks to her daughters about bullies. Wild Rose Whitney has a tense lunch with Monica and argues with Justin about gender roles. It all leads to a Vida Tequila ski c...
Oct 05, 2023•1 hr 10 min
Lara and Carey unpack Carey's surprising ODD at a recent SUP photoshoot, the nationwide FEMA alert test on October 4th, Lara's harrowing foray in a biohacking group chat, Kim K's non-feud with Anna Wintour (and her own big sister), and Locktober going mainstream. Plus Reader Mail featuring a reader asking her boyfriend to describe Larz and Carz's physical features based on only their voices. Then a reader confronts Lara over a parasocial slight. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to w...
Oct 03, 2023•2 min
Larz and Carz return to the desert to finish out the disastrous RHOSLC trip to Palm Springs. First, they talk Dane Cook's new bride who's half his age, and whether Biden or Tr*mp would be better suited to face an alien invasion. Back at Trixie Motel, Heather suffers a scalding hangover and the ladies suffer a team building day via the twisted mind of Meredith Marks. Angie continues to be persona non grata, and Lisa and Monica's tensions build after Lisa breaks down over not being able to use her...
Sep 28, 2023•1 hr 17 min
Lara and Carey are back in the stu once more, this time in a post-pug mask reality. They discuss pimples with an agenda, bacne, and Toe Gate 2023. They also talk Shannon Beador being investigated by animal control, the status of Something About Her sandwich shoppe, "microcheating," Jenna Lyons's Parisian engagement, Taylor Swift's NFL pivot, and more. Plus, a saucy Reader Mail involving flirtations with a college ex and a sexless marriage. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly ...
Sep 26, 2023•2 min
Larz and Carz head back to Palm Springs with the ladies of RHOSLC, but first, they make time to discuss the shocking new development in Teeny Tiny Alien Mummy Gate. And even more shocking, Lara shows off her new Pug mask, which may also be not of this world. Back on Salty Utah Queens, the women arrive at the Trixie Motel and are rocked by Angie K's presence. Meredith devises a team-building shopping trip and dresses Lisa in an outfit that is more tragic than losing a $60k ring. Then the women he...
Sep 21, 2023•1 hr 10 min
Lara and Carey continue their Zoom streak, with Carey currently in Austin, TX. He talks about lake life and his inner Nessie. Then, the two discuss Carole Radziwill and Bethenny Frankel's war of words over who's cheaper, Sandoval getting his ass blocked and rocked by Raq on Instagram, the state of Soap Operas, Mubi vs Tubi, being methed up human torpedoes, and Shannon Beador pretending to walk her dog after drunk driving her car into a house over the weekend. Listen to this episode ad-free AND g...
Sep 20, 2023•2 min
Larz and Carz pod from opposite ends of the country. Lara revels in her upcoming weekend of Northeast autumnal splendor, and Carey recounts a rogue firework show that shook his apartment building. Meanwhile, the Salt Lake girlies continue to serve, this time in preparation for Meredith's girls trip to Palm Springs at the new Trixie Mattel motel. Meredith and Lisa make up - for now - and Whitney and Heather continue their fake-mended cousinship. Monica shares her genuinely wild backstory, and Ang...
Sep 15, 2023•1 hr 25 min
Carey and Lara dive behind the paywall to discuss 22 years in a place of 9/11, the strange case of Club Chalamet--the Timothée Chalamet stan account run by a 57-year-old lady, the Reddit guy who left his wife at the airport gate because she took too long at Starbucks, and Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis's embarrassing apology video. Plus Reader Mail with some explosive tea on a "poverty simulation" workshop happening at a Chicago country club. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekl...
Sep 13, 2023•3 min
Lara and Carey assemble for the finale recap of season 2 of And Just Like That... But first, they discuss the toothless gay conman who claims he smoked crack and hooked up with Obama. Then, the time has come for the phone call of the YEAR! Samantha Jones herself rings in from Jolly Old London to break some bad news to Carrie. Charlotte lays down the law with Harry, and Chablis Hobbes finally gets her ass to Coney Island to make amends with Steve. Nya Wallace gets inducted into the American Law I...
Sep 12, 2023•1 hr 1 min
Carey and Lara find their way back to the city that never sleeps, for the penultimate recap of "And Just Like That," season two. Carrie decides to hold a "Last Supper" in her famous apartment for fifteen of her allegedly closest friends. LTW and Herb run into baby trouble, and Nya goes full Fatal Attraction over her ex and his new pregnant manic pixie baby mama. Charlotte finally sets her unsupportive family straight, and Miranda gets invited to the UN. Seema says "I Love You" during sex, much t...
Sep 11, 2023•1 hr 5 min
Lara and Carey return to the snow-capped holy land of Utah for a new season of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City . But first, they check in on the Great Exodus of Burning Man 2023, and discuss the gaslight/gatekeep tactics of long-haul Burners. They also talk the confounding nature of AppleTV shows, and Carey laments flop alien invasions. Back in Salt Lake, Heather and Whitney "Wild" Rose attempt to mend their cousin schism, and plan a hillin' luncheon for all the girlies. Meredith fumes ove...
Sep 08, 2023•1 hr 10 min
Lara and Carey head back to the A.I. simulation of New York City to recap episode 9 of And Just Like That... season two. First, they discuss the muddy nightmare that is Burning Man 2023, including Dr. Deb Medicine Woman, Burner propaganda, and more weather-borne insanity happening on The Playa. Over in the Big Apple, Aidan's youngest son has made Carrie his enemy, and Carrie wonders if buying a gigantic new apartment will bring her closer to Aidan and his kids, naturally! Plus Carrie meets Aidan...
Sep 07, 2023•1 hr 12 min
Lara and Carey are back in the stu after a month long hiatus. Larz regales us with her Greek and Italian adventures, Acropolis tingz, being judged for her coffee order in Rome, and more. The two discuss Europe's normalization of aging vs LA's fear of mortality, and their shared confusion over "A Haunting In Venice." Plus, Larz and Carz finally recap Bethenny's interview with Raquel/Rachel and reflect on America's favorite pastime: hating wh*res and sending death threats. Listen to this episode a...
Sep 06, 2023•2 min
Rock me, baby! Lara Marie Schoenhals and Carey O'Donnell have returned to recap Rock of Love: Season 1 . It's a trip down memory lane filled with cringey early aughts style, pole dancing, binge drinking, slut shaming, the singular "Rodeo" and sooooo much more. Join them on this journey into oblivion. Listen to every Insatiable Bitch Goddesses episode completely ad-free by joining the SUP PATREON . Check out the SUP Spotify playlist featuring all three seasons of Insatiable Bitch Goddesses. Be ch...
Sep 01, 2023•1 hr 28 min
Lara and Carey talk Medieval plagues making a comeback in the US, with Leprosy in Florida and Typhus in California and Texas, via dog fleas. The gorgeously awkward spectacle of new RHONY, aliens getting bolder, and a hearty dose of Reader Mail, with new intel on a Manzo scion's bizarre new business venture at the Jersey Shore, the bone-chilling connection between Scheana, Brandi Glanville and the cursed Horses restaurant, and a stellar Sex and the City 3 movie plot. We will be back in September ...
Aug 30, 2023•3 min
Carey O'Donnell joins Lara for a Sexy Unique Spinoff: Lohan Island! Together, they will be traversing the jagged terrain otherwise known as "Lindsay Lohan's Beach House." Episode 1 delivers tons of fodder–Lindsay's accent, outfit changes and seeming inability to snap paired with a ragtag crew of "VIP Ambassadors" both delights and horrifies your hosts. For bonus content and more, visit www.patreon.com/sexyuniquepodcast. Follow Lara and Carey on Twitter and Instagram @larzmarie and @ecareyo. Chec...
Aug 25, 2023•1 hr 26 min
Larz and Carz discuss the saga of Tori Spelling: the biggest hibachi-burnt, eyepatch wearing, mold thwarting, annually divorcing, RV living Nepo Baby of the 21st Century. They reflect on Tori's tenuous relationship with her mother, and her chaos kinship with Kate Gosselin. Plus, a treasure trove of Reader Mail, including SHOCKING celebrity sightings in Greece, and the electric tale of how a steamy make out with the lead singer of Aqua brought one chic lesbian couple to the brink of disaster. Lis...
Aug 23, 2023•3 min
SUP is back with an all new season covering the iconic, short-lived masterpiece known as Gallery Girls . In the premiere episode, Lara and Carey try to decide who is the darkest amongst this gaggle of art world hopefuls . They also chat about the food poisoning lawsuit filed against SUR. Check out the SUP Spotify Playlist featuring every single Gallery Ghouls episode. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON . Be cheap as ...
Aug 18, 2023•2 hr 3 min
The gruesome twosome are back behind the paywall, discussing a celeb blind item about a certain smokey-eyed ghoul's boozy rock bottom in Budapest, the curious case of Alicia Vikander, Lara's newfound love affair with football, and how the NFL MUST be queered by Q4. Plus, a heart-wrenching Reader Mail reduces Carz to tears. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON . Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for...
Aug 16, 2023•3 min
Lara and Carey discuss psychic sales associates, the scarf-to-tank top pipeline, and a Raq sighting in Tuscon. Then they get into more pressing matters: the TRUE origin story of Miss Rachel "Raquel" Leviss the government doesn't want you to know. In a NEW installment in SUP's "Road to SUR" series, the two discuss Rachel's inception as part human/part AI in an underwater lab near Area 51, her mission to spy on Millennials and subvert cultural progress through reinforcing gender norms, her ascent ...
Aug 11, 2023•1 hr 41 min
Lara and Carey talk the most DEPRESSING VPR news to DATE! Will Miss Leviss ACTUALLY return for Season 11?! G*D D*MMIT! They also discuss Lizzo's cancellation, corporate-sanctioned morality, the underrated gag of the summer aka Talk to Me (with spoilers), and Emily Blunt's Chablis Hobbes-esque performance in Oppenheimer. We will be back in September with ALL NEW recaps of '...And Just Like That' ! Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining t...
Aug 09, 2023•3 min
Lara and Carey discuss the dream of a Real Housewives of Long Island, then do a deep dive on Nancy Grace's current obsession with the recently arrested Long Island Serial Killer. Then it's back to the Big Apple, and Carrie and Aidan are stronger than ever. Aidan invites Carrie to meet his three sons in Virginia, and Carrie warms up to the idea of a part-time rural existence. Seema struggles with the idea of Aidan-pilled Carrie ruining her Hot Girl Hamptons Summer, and takes steps to avoid it. Mi...
Aug 04, 2023•1 hr 7 min
Larz and Carz head back behind the paywall for a long convo regarding the future of VPR, fearing a flop Season 11, as rumors of Ariana and Tom not filming together, coupled with Rachel's curious absence, spell trouble for the show. Then, the two discuss living in a post-Barbenheimer world and the Kardashian propaganda machine. Plus, the Cult Member shoutouts return. SUP is hosting VANDERPUMP RAVES on August 2nd at El Cid in Los Angeles. GET TICKETS HERE . Listen to this episode ad-free AND get a...
Aug 02, 2023•3 min
Lara and Carey discuss Lara's upcoming Grecian and Italian adventure, and why no one cares about Congress's recent hearing about alleged crashed UFOs and "non-human biologicals." Then, the ladies of the two boroughs are back for another Time Jump...this time to February 2022, as Valentine's Day befalls the beleaguered city of New York. Carrie reunites with Aidan, despite being unable to stop wearing poofy dresses and plaid. Che gives up their Hollywood dreams for their true calling: being a vet ...
Jul 28, 2023•1 hr 22 min
Carey and Lara reflect on summering in Europe, and longing for full head transplants in Türkiye. Then, Carey laments the death of his Twitter account, which was permanently suspended, and muses on a new chapter without tweeting. The two talk Barbie, alcohol propaganda, and more. Plus, Reader Mail, including a request for Carey's #Loadtember transparency. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON . Be cheap as hell and get f...
Jul 26, 2023•3 min
Lara and Carey are back in the stu (Lara's living room), and get right into the nefarious doings of the studios during the WGA/SAG Strike, most recently trimming the trees at Universal Studios to prevent shade for the picketers. They also discuss the dubious reports of Harry and Meghan's "separation," and how the two could avoid becoming garden variety Hollywood cheeseballs. Plus, a revisit to Scheana's iconic, pre- Vanderpump Rules on-camera interview with a tabloid about her alleged situations...
Jul 24, 2023•2 min
Lara and Carey discuss anonymous Bravo fan accounts, and how their energy is very "Jigsaw" from SAW. Then, the two get right into the latest installment in And Just Like That... which has legitimately turned a corner on Serve Blvd. Carrie is conflicted after getting asked to speak at a convention for widows, and toys with the idea of sending an email to Aidan, just for kicks. Lily announces to Charlotte that she's planning to lose her virginity to her mysterious boyfriend, and Nya files for divo...
Jul 21, 2023•1 hr 13 min
Carey and Lara catch up with a recap of episode FIVE of And Just Like That.. ., and immediately things get off to a ghoulish start. The ladies head to Charlotte's big Halloween bash, where LTW tears up the dance floor with Anthony, who remains in Gay Hell. Miranda remains in Che Hell, as co-habitating with her party-loving lover is costing her precious sleep. Carrie's dry spell ends when a bike crash leads to a meet cute with a hot bachelor with an addiction to making decks about his unborn app....
Jul 20, 2023•49 min
