Lara and Carey discuss M3GAN and react in real time to the surprise trailer drop for the new season of Vanderpump Rules . Meanwhile, season two of Jersey Shore ends with a cacophony of cries and whimpers, as the housemates head over to the Everglades for a fan boat ride through gator country. Vinny and Pauly take Ramona and Rocio out for one last date, and Sam and Ron's cold war continues. Homesick, hungover, and overwhelmed by newfound fame, the crew clashes outside the hot tub during an epic f...
Jan 10, 2023•1 hr 4 min
Lara and Carey lament the wildly dull excerpts from Prince Harry's new memoir Spare , and discuss the bone-chilling TRUE drama of an indie romance author who faked her own death in a Facebook group only to reemerge two years later. Back on RHOSLC , the San Diego trip has finally come to an end. Danna has solidified herself as a potential Mother, and Heather continues to tease her black eye origin story. Meredith hosts a fundraiser to support her nephew, and Jen and Coach write Angie K. an overdu...
Jan 06, 2023•1 hr 3 min
Lara and Carey are back behind the paywall, this time discussing men being weird: including a rectal emergency feat. a WWI incendiary device, a man living life as a Border Collie, and an anti-gay therapist. Plus, new Reader Mail, including a heartwarming tale of sibling forgiveness, and a shoncking cameo on RHOC. Get tickets to see the SUP Live mini-residency in Los Angeles at Dynasty Typewriter, starting NEXT WEEK! ( January 11th and January 18th ! ) Listen to the full episode ad-free AND get a...
Jan 05, 2023•1 min
Lara and Carey are back from their little holiday hiatus to discuss their harrowing and peaceful vacations, the horrifying Idaho Murders case, and Jen Shah's sentencing taking place later this week. Meanwhile, on Season 2 of Jersey Shore , the cast's Miami sabbatical is coming to a close. Snooki faces a serious bout of homesickness after Ryder goes back to Poughkeepsie, while JWoww hatches a plan to cheer everyone up: A trip to Space. Sam and Ron fight again, and Sitch's cock-blocking sends Paul...
Jan 04, 2023•56 min
Lara and Carey are back once more, as Carey recounts his recent hospitalization and toe shame. The two discuss karmic retribution, unhinged Hallmark holiday movies, and Lara recaps her continued RHOC binge in Oklahoma City. Plus, Reader Mail about potential butt leakage. Get tickets to see SUP live in Los Angeles at Dynasty Typewriter on January 11th and January 18th ! Listen to the full episode AND get access to over 200 bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON . Be cheap as h...
Dec 28, 2022•1 min
Elizabeth Kott joins Lara to discuss this week's episode of RHOSLC , and offers a controversial theory about how Heather Gay got a black eye. Also on deck in San Diego, Angie K. throws a Greek Goddess party, Meredith tries to destroy Lisa Barlow with SEC gossip and Whitney blades. Listen to Lara and Elizabeth's podcast, Too Niche? Get tickets to see SUP live in Los Angeles at Dynasty Typewriter on January 11th and January 18th ! Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to bonus episodes + v...
Dec 23, 2022•1 hr 6 min
Lara and Carey discuss The Vow Season 2 , insurrecting AMC theaters in order to watch M3GAN and NYMag's Nepo Baby guide. Plus, Reader Mail, including a new Nancy Pelosi documentary and truly moving voice message about a dearly departed horse friend. Get tickets to see SUP live in Los Angeles at Dynasty Typewriter on January 11th and January 18th ! Listen to episodes ad-free and get access to video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON . Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for fr...
Dec 21, 2022•2 min
Carey and Lara discuss the holiday season and Carey's new obsession with the shocking reality show Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team . Back in Miami on Season 2 of Jersey Shore , the housemates breathe a sigh of relief with the Staten Island terror (Angelina) gone. Snooki's best friend Ryder comes in like a wrecking ball, and Vinny continues to be psychologically tortured by his crush, Ramona. Meanwhile, with Angelina out of the picture, Situation quickly takes on the role as the pari...
Dec 20, 2022•1 hr 7 min
Lara and Carey record SUP after dark and ask the immortal question: Long Covid or Mars in Gemini? Heading over to San Diego, the RHOSLC gals reel from the yacht jaunt from Hell, and Jen drops a bomb over launch to Heather and Lisa Barlow. Then, the Wild Rose organizes a Marilyn Monroe dress-up dinner at a charcuterie restaurant, and Whitney and Heather's cousin feud comes to a head. Plus, Heather gets a black eye. Get tickets to see SUP live in Los Angeles at Dynasty Typewriter on January 11th a...
Dec 16, 2022•58 min
Lara and Carey discuss the following topics picked by the gorgeous and genius SUP Patreon subscribers: Sibling dynamics, Real Housewives of Potomac, the harrowing concept of "phrogging" and what's on their 2023 Bingo Cards. Plus, Reader Mail, including a fraudulent Balenciaga shopping spree. Get tickets to see SUP live in Los Angeles at Dynasty Typewriter on January 11th and January 18th ! You can hear the full episode by joining the SUP PATREON . Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of t...
Dec 14, 2022•2 min
Lara and Carey discuss the wild finale of "White Lotus," Season 2, and the F*g Hag's lament. They also talk the first installment of the new "Harry & Meghan" docuseries on Netflix. Back in Miami, Angelina's final stand starts with punching Sitch and stealing his bed. Jenni says goodbye to her Long Island beau, Snooki makes a list of what she's looking for in a Guido, and Angelina packs her giant suitcase and decides to leave Miami with a Snooki Scuffle. Get tickets to see SUP live in Los Ang...
Dec 13, 2022•1 hr 14 min
Lara and Carey discuss the new interview with Grey’s Anatomy cancer-faker, Mizz Elisabeth Finch, and general victim tyranny vibes at play on social media. Meanwhile, back in Ol’ San Diego on RHOSLC, Jen Shah throws a blackout tantrum (and other items) on and off the yacht, passes out on a party bus, and rallies in time to throw a Lūʻau party for the ladies. Meanwhile, Heather’s fair-weather friending comes back to bite her in the Botox when Danna decides to step up to the plate and show up for w...
Dec 09, 2022•1 hr 4 min
Carey and Lara continue their The White Lotus discourse. They also discuss recent volcanic eruptions around the world and the ongoing phenomenon of livestock walking in circles. What does it all mean?! Plus, Reader Mail, including a proposition of who the OG Sinister Gay might be, as well as a live Pepsi/Milk (Pilk) tasting. Get tickets to see SUP live in Los Angeles at Dynasty Typewriter on January 11th and January 18th ! Listen to the full episode and get access to a video version by joining t...
Dec 07, 2022•2 min
Lara and Carey discuss the pearl-clutching twist to the Good Morning America cheating scandal, and Lara professes her true and undying love for the ladies of RHOC. Back in Miami on Jersey Shore Season 2, the boys continue to punish Angelina for doing exactly what they do, causing her O.D.D. to skyrocket. Mike meets a Canadian vixen at the club, and JWoww's boyfriend visits only to uncover a secret scrawling in her notebook. Get tickets to see SUP live in Los Angeles at Dynasty Typewriter on Janu...
Dec 06, 2022•53 min
On a DOOZY of an episode, Carey and Lara discuss Bones and All, Lindsay Lohan's confounding new Pepsi ad, the trailer for Meghan and Harry's new Netflix show, and the sexy scandal rocking "Good Morning America." Meanwhile, the ladies flee to San Diego for a new vacation stop on Jen Shah's farewell tour, and things get off to a wet start. Jen impulsively pours champagne on newbie Angie K's head in retaliation for being alive, which activates Angie's righteous wrath and a rental house divided. Get...
Dec 02, 2022•1 hr 15 min
Carey and Lara talk being kind to yourself during the holidays, the latest saucy episode of White Lotus , and Lara's brush with an orgasm cult. Plus, a shocking Reader Mail involving Ghislaine Maxwell and the lost city of Atlantis. Get tickets to see SUP live in Los Angeles at Dynasty Typewriter on January 11th and January 18th ! Listen to the full episode by joining the SUP PATREON . Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE . Re-live the ...
Nov 30, 2022•2 min
Lara and Carey are back from Thanksgiving, discussing Lara's new, King-Sized life, getting mansplained to at Best Buy, Vicki and Brooks's sordid love on Season 9 of RHOC, and the cringe-tastic Balenciaga witch hunt. Back in Miami on Jersey Shore Season 2, it's a Vinny-centric episode. First, the housemates find out about Vinny and Angelina smushing. Then, Vinny's whole family, including his Uncle Nino, visits the house, and finally, a new crush causes Vinny to cross over to the darkest of dark s...
Nov 29, 2022•1 hr 9 min
From the minds of veteran podcasters, Elizabeth Kott and Lara Marie Schoenhals, comes a trend haul show for geniuses. Where every topic is a thrill (to them) and nothing is too niche. On the inaugural episode of Too Niche? Lara and Elizabeth haul sparkling water and discover that not all bubbles are created equally. If you love part one and are dying for more, you can listen to part two here . Waters mentioned in this episode : Pellegrino Liquid Death 1907 Erewhon Sparkling Water Gerolsteiner Ho...
Nov 25, 2022•55 min
Lara reveals what the pet psychic told her about Tony, Carey unpacks Mike White's gay journey in "White Lotus," and the two discuss Lizzie Holmes's 11 year prison sentence and what it means for Jen Shah. Plus, a supernaturally hungover Reader Mail, the Bravo Bros, and more. Get tickets to see SUP live in Los Angeles at Dynasty Typewriter on January 11th and January 18th ! Listen to the full episode by joining the SUP PATREON . Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by su...
Nov 23, 2022•2 min
Lara and Carey discuss Carey's post- Tár existence, Timmy Chalamet testing Lara's patience, and Twitter's hellish homecoming for a certain ex-president. Meanwhile, down in Miami, the house reels from JWoww and Sammi's kitchen brawl. Angelina and Vinny's animosity grows as Angelina meets a charming Cuban man. Sam begins morphing into Ron, and Snooki smushes a man named Dennis. Get tickets to see SUP live in Los Angeles at Dynasty Typewriter on January 11th and January 18th ! Listen to this episod...
Nov 22, 2022•1 hr 10 min
Lara and Carey discuss Falling for Christmas and the Lohan-iassance, as well as Lindsay's mysterious new PR makeover, KFC's new UK expansion, and Denise Richards getting shot at in her car. Meanwihle, Back in Salt Lake City, Lisa continues to have a crisis of spiritual devotion, the husbands meet at Coach Shah's for a healing BBQ lunch, Meredith reveals a shocking detail about her nephew, and Heather's first choir rehearsal proves to be as tepid as her singing skills. Get tickets to see SUP live...
Nov 18, 2022•1 hr 4 min
Lara and Carey attempt to listen to Bethenny Frankel's harrowing new podcast, and Carey vents about the weird new season of "The Crown." Plus, new Reader Mail, including an Ozempic testimony and Carey revisiting the tale of the Haddonfield Cheese Man. Get tickets to see SUP live in Los Angeles at Dynasty Typewriter on January 11th and January 18th ! Listen to this episode AND see the video version by joining the SUP PATREON . Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by sub...
Nov 16, 2022•2 min
Lara and Carey discuss Lara's first pet psychic consultation, as well as her continued journey down the dark and twisted roads of RHOC Season 16, prompting both hosts to ask themselves "What Would Heather Dubrow Do?" Meanwhile, back in Miami, Angelina rats Snooki and JWoww out to Sam over the letter, Vinny's "watermelon" dick is confirmed, and Mike eats an entire turkey dinner before smushing. Get tickets to see SUP live in Los Angeles at Dynasty Typewriter on January 11th and January 18th ! Lis...
Nov 15, 2022•57 min
Lara and Carey are back in person following Lara's COVID recovery, discussing Naomi Watts's tireless career, and why RHOC and Oklahoma City have more in common than we think. Meanwhile, on RHOSLC, Heather's fallen angels choir auditions rage on. Whitney questions Angie Harrington's character when Jen Shah and Lisa Barlow confront Angie over Finsta-gate. Meredith gives Seth a foot job in a bubble bath, and Heather and Wild Rose try to HILL their rapidly declining cousinship. Get tickets to see SU...
Nov 11, 2022•1 hr 6 min
Lara and Carey settle in for a cozy bonus episode where they discuss a little known but must-see Aileen Wuornos biopic, the enduring power of Michael Imperioli, and lament the state of men not washing their taints. Meanwhile, Reader Mail takes an Ottessa detour with Lapvona and Vanderpump Rules comparisons, sympathy for Prefect Nancy Salzman, and one reader's final straw with Sexy Unique Podcast. Get tickets to see SUP live in Los Angeles at Dynasty Typewriter on January 11th and January 18th ! ...
Nov 09, 2022•2 min
Lara and Carey discuss my recent bout of COVID, JLaw's gritty indie comeback, and Selena Gomez's AppleTV propaganda. Meanwhile, Angelina and her swooped ODD bangs piss everyone off when she refuses to lift a finger to clean, Mike fat shames multiple women, and Sammi finally finds the legendary letter, sending JWoww and Snooki into boldface lie mode. Get tickets to see SUP live in Los Angeles at Dynasty Typewriter on January 11th and January 18th ! Listen to this episode ad-free and get access to...
Nov 08, 2022•1 hr 8 min
Lara and Carey discuss Rihanna's troll-cast of Johnny Depp in her new Fenty show, Lara's coffee and hair oil revelations, and Drake's porn addiction. Back in SLC, Jen and Lisa seek justice against Angie Harrington's husband--creator and operator of the ShahXposed finsta account. Heather starts a choir group for excommunicated gays and girlies, and The Wild Rose takes up a new campaign for truth after Justin is fired from his job due to their sex-positive TV shenanigans. Get tickets to see SUP li...
Nov 04, 2022•1 hr 4 min
Lara and Carey discuss Diptyque going downhill and the Season 2 Premiere of The White Lotus. Plus, we get some juicy reader mail, including yet ANOTHER #Loadtember baby, and a hauntingly gorgeous encounter with a certain Desperate Housewife in a Los Angeles restroom... Get tickets to see SUP live in Los Angeles at Dynasty Typewriter on January 11th and January 18th ! Listen to this episode in it's full glory by joining the SUP PATREON . Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for ...
Nov 02, 2022•2 min
Lara and Carey discuss doing Hallowe'en right as an adult, and Elon charging blue checks on Twitter to stay verified as his latest CEO troll. Meanwhile, back in Miami, Sam and Ron's toxicity continues to cast a shadow on the roommates, but Angelina takes the opportunity to get in Sammi's good graces. Plus, Snooki and JWoww head the Internet Cafe and devise a plan to tell Sam about Ronnie's creepin', anonymously, of course. Get tickets to see SUP live in Los Angeles at Dynasty Typewriter on Janua...
Nov 01, 2022•1 hr 5 min
Carey and Lara discuss Lara's recent brush with goat milk, Duchess Meghan's People's Choice Award nomination, and Giuliana Rancic's fall from grace. Back in Salt Lake City, Jen's trial gets pushed back yet again while Heather and Whitney's BFF status remains in limbo. Brooks Marks and Angie Harrington make their grand returns, with the latter confronting Lisa Barlow on the ski slopes over the Utah Jazz court side rumor. Get tickets to see SUP live in Los Angeles at Dynasty Typewriter on January ...
Oct 29, 2022•58 min
