Lara and Carey lament Carey's struggles with technology as they pod from Oklahoma and LA, respectively. Carey recaps the harrowing new Brooke Shields documentary, the two discuss their big Friday night at TomTom (complete with EXCLUSIVE Scandoval tea) and the Big Hollywood Problem. Plus, Lara discusses her fear and respect of teens running amok. Listen to the full episode ad-free AND get access to other bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON . Be cheap as hell and get full-le...
Apr 19, 2023•2 min
Prior to discussing Tom Sandoval's shockingly random tell-all interview with Howie Mandel (?!), Carey and Lara's friendship is nearly shattered by the mention of "Senator Hair." Meanwhile, on Vanderpump Rules : Scheana's Wedding Jubilee continues, as Schwartz and Raquel's fish-lipped make out sends ripples through the friend group. Katie stews in hatred for her flop ex, with scowls and support from her "BFF" Kristina Kelly, and Lisa confronts Greg about Schwartz and Sandy's opening date. Scheana...
Apr 14, 2023•1 hr 28 min
The time has come for Lara and Carey to taste-test Starbucks's confounding new olive oil-infused "Oleato" coffee, and the experience is nothing short of harrowing (and rumbly). They also discuss John Wick 4, the financial mysteries of the VPR crew, and the Dalai Lama's questionable public display of tongue. Plus, new Reader Mail, including a voice note lamenting a malapropism epidemic. Listen to the full episode ad-free AND get access to other bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP P...
Apr 12, 2023•3 min
Lara and Carey discuss Jen Shah's new play she's writing and directing in prison, unexpected texts from ex-drug dealers, and a possible serial killer in Austin, TX. Back at Scheana and Brock's wedding weekend in Mexico, the girls and guys split off for bachelorette and bachelor parties, Katie and Schwartz go on a disastrous "date" to celebrate their divorce, LaLa warns Ally about James, and Raquel continues her reign of chaos: first disinviting Katie and Kristina from pool activities, then final...
Apr 07, 2023•1 hr 30 min
Carey and Lara discuss Lara's new platinum bob and Q2 aspirations, West Virginia's latest claim to fame, "Weekly World News" as a queer root, the tragic bliss of 90 Day Fiance: The Other Way and the enduring enigma of Baby Girl Lisa. Plus Reader Mail, including a Staircase/Gwyneth trial crossover we weren't expecting, and one woman's harrowing bid to appease in-laws on the ski slope. Listen to the full episode ad-free AND get access to other bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PAT...
Apr 05, 2023•2 min
Lara and Carey discuss Carey's recent stint in Texas, LA Stockholm Syndrome, and Scheana's victorious court appearance. Meanwhile, the gang gears up for Scheana's destination wedding in Mexico, and the Toms continue to pretend to work in prep for Schwartz & Sandy's nebulous opening. James tries to finagle a wedding invite for Ally, and Lala and Raquel play nice. For now. Then, at SheShu's Big Trip, the crew assembles for a dinner at the resort (minus Katie) and Ariana and James square off ab...
Mar 31, 2023•1 hr 6 min
Lara and Carey pod from LA and Texas respectively. They catch up on Lara's Big Saturday night in WeHo, where she gave an impromptu tour of the Vanderpump Empire, including harrowing stops at SUR and Pump–finally settling at TomTom. The two also discuss the recent ceasefire between Selena Gomez and Hailey Bieber, do a tight ten on The Deluge , and a brief review of Scream VI. Listen to the full episode ad-free AND get access to other bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON . Be...
Mar 29, 2023•2 min
Carey and Lara discuss Gwyneth Paltrow's culture-defining ski accident trial, Raquel's bizarre TMZ interview, and the seating chart for the VPR reunion. Back at Skybar, Guys Night has been crashed by Raquel, who is saluted by two overeager Toms for standing up to Lala and Katie. Maloney and Ariana plan their feminist sandwich shoppe, and James and Ally visit an "oracle card healer". The episode crescendos into a drama-filled pool party at Sandoval and Ariana's, where Raquel goes tête-à-tête with...
Mar 24, 2023•1 hr 19 min
Carey and Lara unpack the Vanderpump Rules midseason trailer, featuring Ariana and Tom's first on-camera interaction post #Scandoval.. They also discuss the climate apocalypse, Lara's anti-typo tirade, praise the New Yorkers who kicked the asses of some drag show protesting Proud Boys, and plan their revolution against sports bars. Listen to the full episode ad-free AND get access to other bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON . Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of...
Mar 22, 2023•3 min
Lara and Carey are back on their MH370 journey, this time discussing the new Netflix docuseries. From the plane being shot down by the US to Russian hijackers flying it to Kazakstan, the two realize once again that it all goes back to that damn missing plane. Meanwhile, Lala, Katie and Kristina Kelly shun a blackout Raquel in Vegas, and seem more and more convinced of her devious ways. It doesn't stop in Lake Havasu, where luckily Raquel finds an ally in Charli, who seems more than willing to sq...
Mar 17, 2023•1 hr 33 min
Carey and Lara recap the impossibly long Academy Awards. From low-flying F-15s to toothless red carpet takes, Hollywood's Biggest Night in the wake of The Slap was one to forget. The two also discuss the searing finale of The Last of Us , and Carey praises the jaw-dropping new season of 90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way . Listen to the full episode ad-free AND get access to other bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON . Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for fr...
Mar 15, 2023•2 min
Lara and Carey reflect on the past week of #Scandoval, and how it's rocked the VPR community, Los Angeles, and (most of) the world. Bravo fandom social media scolds are called out before heading back to summer 2022, where the Vanderpump Rules girlies--blissfully unaware of the forthcoming storm--prepare for their trip to Las Vegas/Lake Havasu. Lisa and Ken hatch a plan to help the Toms out of their deal with Landlord Greg, and Kristina Kelly offers a prescient perspective on Raquel in the wake o...
Mar 10, 2023•1 hr 13 min
Lara and Carey discuss technological burnout, and get deeper into the Lightning Necklace Gate 2023. They reflect on the strong reactions of the public, Vanderpump Rules is the larger, cosmic universe, and who the real Raquel is ...something we may never really know. Plus, Reader Mail, including Mosaic Church tea, and the VPR Tsunami Theory. Listen to the full episode ad-free AND get access to other bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON . Be cheap as hell and get full-length ...
Mar 08, 2023•2 min
Lara and Carey discuss the raminifcations of Meghan Trainor's harrowing new song, and Carey makes a shoncking confession about "The Real Friends of WeHO." Back at the Canyon Club, DJ James Kennedy blows the roof off with his set, Sandoval breaks hearts with his sweaty performance, and Ally and Raquel have a heart-to-heart. Raquel and Schwartz consider tongue kissing, and Katie continues to find ways to blame all of her problems on Scheana. Listen to the full episode ad-free AND get access to oth...
Mar 03, 2023•1 hr 15 min
Lara and Carey cover it all behind the paywall, including gas company conspiracy theories, corporate greed, empty apartment buildings, and Lara's newfound friendship with ChatGPT. The two also try to get to the bottom of Thirty Seconds to Mars...as a concept and a popular band. Plus, Reader Mail, including a sweaty Tom Sandoval meet and greet, and lesser known Sarah Lawrence gossip. Listen to the full episode ad-free AND get access to other bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATR...
Mar 01, 2023•2 min
Lara and Carey discuss former Biden nuclear official and fashionista, Sam Brinton, being exposed for another suitcase swiping–this time with photographic evidence. They delve into their hopes and fears for Season 2 of And Just Like That... and recap meeting Lala and Scheana at their pop-up bazaar in DTLA. Back on Season 10, Episode 3 of Vanderpump Rules , Lisa confronts Peter about his broken heart, Raquel cries in the SUR Garden, Scheana and Schwartz pod their brains out, and Lala reveals a jui...
Feb 24, 2023•1 hr 19 min
Lara and Carey discuss how to enact corporate escalation on Spectrum, and deep dive into Ariana DeBose's generation-defining musical number at the BAFTA Awards, Microsoft's chatbot Sydney upping her M3GAN game in the last few days, and the American Boy Crisis. Plus, a Reader Mail with insider info about the Sarah Lawrence cult, and a reader reporting live from one of the affected zones of the East Palestine disaster. Listen to the full episode ad-free AND get access to other bonus episodes + vid...
Feb 22, 2023•2 min
Carey and Lara discuss Lara's post-Japan sleep battle, and the harrowing new Hulu docuseries about the Sarah Lawrence college sex cult. Meanwhile, back in La La Land, the VPR legends gear up for the Toms' Daily Mail party at their new bar, Schwartz and Sandy's, which has been plagued by their lack of experience--much to the frustration of their beleaguered bar partner, Greg. LaLa struggles with her sobriety in the face of Randall's LA Times expose, and Raquel hits rock bottom on her fourth date ...
Feb 17, 2023•1 hr 27 min
Lara and Carey are back behind the paywall to discuss Rihanna's Super Bowl halftime performance, Lara's journey at a speed dating mixer, the current UFO drama sweeping North America, and the horrifying environmental crisis happening in East Palestine, Ohio. Plus, Reader Mail including an Australian feud being healed by SUP. and a Load-bruary Lobotomy. Listen to the full episode ad-free AND get access to other bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON . Be cheap as hell and get f...
Feb 15, 2023•2 min
Lara and Carey reunite! Lara recounts her journey through Japan over the last few weeks, and Carey relishes being bag-free self for the first time in months. The two discuss the horrifying chemical plume in Ohio, and the death knell of RHONY. Then, they return to the land of dreams, as Vanderpump Rules season 10 commences. Katie and Schwartz say goodbye to their marriage, as DJ James Kennedy shakes things up with a brand new "love of his life" that is most definitely not Raquel. Raquel goes on a...
Feb 14, 2023•1 hr 21 min
Carey and Lara discuss the tragic end of the M&M spokescandies and what it means for the future of American culture, The Last of Us and the terrifying beauty of fungus, space sounds, and aliens not loving humanity's vibes. Plus, a Reader Mail prompts Lara to recount her genuinely harrowing tale of thwarting a Lyft abduction. Listen to the full episode ad-free AND get access to other bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON . Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of th...
Feb 08, 2023•2 min
As Lara continues her adventures in Japan, Carey enlists co-hosting help from the one and only Karen Kilgariff, iconic comedian and host of My Favorite Murder . The two discuss their dogs' complicated relationships with each other, Zoom game nights in the pandemic abyss, Chinese spy balloons and time traveling murderers. Meanwhile, the season three reunion of RHOSLC finally comes to a close, with Heather in the hot seat for her flop season, Meredith being called out for switching to Team Jen, an...
Feb 03, 2023•1 hr 38 min
Lara and Carey are back with another bonus to talk about what gays really want (M3GAN), an impossibly vague new age movement in Russia, Bikram yoga and other scammer gurus, Kim K's trip to Harvard Business School, and Lara's dream of a pug worshipping cult. Plus, Reader Mail, including who Lara and Carey would ask their therapists to help them face-off with Mulholland Drive style. Listen to the full episode ad-free AND get access to other bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREO...
Feb 01, 2023•3 min
It's SUP after dark! Lara and Carey record a nighttime edition of Salty Utah Queens, part one of the season 3 reunion. Lara prepares for her big trip to Japan, and Carey reads a supposed nanny listing for a certain set of Baldwinitos. Then, the ladies of RHOSLC head to New York to reunite with Andy Cohen and rehash this flop season. Minus Jen Shah, Heather (kind of) reveals the real reason she got a black eye, Lisa and Meredith go head to head, and the new gals (Angie H and K + Danna) truly serv...
Jan 27, 2023•53 min
Carey and Lara discuss the gay-on-gay violence of MTV's harrowing new gay reality show , Real Friends of WeHo , Lara comes around full-circle on Meghan and Harry, the two dive into Britney Spears conspiracy theories on TikTok, and applaud Hilaria Baldwin for reintroducing the world to her fake Spanish accent in the wake of Alec's recent involuntary manslaughter charge. It's a pop-culture smorgasbord, dolls! Listen to the full episode ad-free AND get access to other bonus episodes + video episode...
Jan 25, 2023•1 min
Carey and Lara return to the stage of the Dynasty Typewriter for the second show of their mini residency. A residency's a residency, doll! They begin by covering George Santos' fraudulent place of 9/11, Austin Butler's eternal Elvis voice, and Reza Farahan and Kyle Richards's epic Insta feud. Then they travel alllllll the way back to Orange County, for another killer episode of RHOC: Shannon's harrowing 70's party in Season 11. Meghan is emotionally neglected by Jim during her IVF journey, Heath...
Jan 20, 2023•1 hr 37 min
On night one of their mini residency, Lara and Carey take the stage at the iconic Dynasty Typewriter theater in Downtown LA! The two discuss Ellen D's harrowing Santa Barbara flood video, Bella Hadid's new Erewhon smoothie, and more. Then, the two recap a historic episode of Real Housewives of Orange County (Season 10, Episode 15) where Shannon Storms Beador throws an Aries Party. Vicki and Brooks dodge fake cancer rumors under the watchful eye of Meghan, and Tamra and Brooks finally square off....
Jan 19, 2023•1 hr 40 min
Lara recounts to Carey her harrowing first colonic that was far more DIY and malevolent than she could have ever imagined. The two also discuss everything from the new Whitney Houston biopic to Bry*an S*nger. Plus, Reader Mail, featuring a potential rebuttal of the so-called "Breastfeeding Groom" horror story from last week's Bonus Ep. Get tickets to see SUP Live in Los Angeles TONIGHT! (Wednesday, January 18th ! ) Listen to the full episode ad-free AND get access to other bonus episodes + video...
Jan 18, 2023•2 min
Lara and Carey recap their FIRST of two live shows at LA's Dynasty Typewriter, and discuss Republicans smoking in the U.S. Capitol Building, and what it means to serve c*nt in 2023. Meanwhile, the long winter of RHOSLC season three has come to a close. Heather prepares for her triumphant Bad Mormon book cover reveal party, including the debut of her non-denominational choir. Then, in a three month flash-forward, Heather and Meredith accompany Jen and Coach to the Big Apple as they await the drea...
Jan 13, 2023•1 hr 8 min
Lara and Carey discuss Celine Dion fans insurrecting the Rolling Stone office in New York, Bolsonaro in a Florida hospital, It Girl Erewhon smoothies, and an Australian man's harrowing sex doll throuple. Plus, the most bonkers Reader Mail they've ever received. No joke. Get tickets to see the SUP Live mini-residency in Los Angeles at Dynasty Typewriter, starting TONIGHT! ( January 11th and January 18th ! ) Listen to the full episode ad-free AND get access to other bonus episodes + video episodes...
Jan 11, 2023•2 min
