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Sexy Beasts

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“JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?! Oh grand it’s just a bloodthirsty Aswang of Filipino folklore. Good thing I listened to Sexy Beasts a weekly monster review show starring Tony Cantwell and Marc Jago.” Each week the boys explore the menagerie of the unexplained, discuss and compare the flaws and merits of creatures from all across the cyptid spectrum . Using the Patented FEC system they are here to settle once and for all who deserves the top spot in the PremierCryp. Twitter: https://twitter.com/sexybeastspod
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77: Sexy Beasts: Silver Screen Scream Squeens Final

It's the final of the squeens and what a journey it's been. This time the gloves are off the fangs are out and a winner must be chosen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 28, 20201 hr 7 minEp. 77

76: Sexy Beasts: Silver Screen Scream Squeens Quarter Final

We’re at quarter mast, almost to a semi with excitement!! Through the knockout rounds and now into the big dog (WOOFOFOWOOFOFOOOF) territory. So come to Monster Hollywood with the two spoofers in the Silver Screen Squeeam Scheme part 3! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 20, 20201 hr 13 minEp. 76

75: Sexy Beasts: Silver Screen Scream Squeens Rd 2

We're back for Round 2. 8 more scraps to decide which Scream Squeen makes it through to the quarter-final. What upsets will we see? Will Jago realise the premise of this isn't that there's two rival teams, it's just each host was assigned monsters to research and speak about them for each scrap, or will he still think he and Tony are in competition with each other and getting upset when his monster inevitably loses?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...

Oct 14, 20201 hr 24 minEp. 75

74: Sexy Beasts: Silver Screen Scream Squeens Rd 1

It’s the spooky season and the Beasts are back! Forced indoors with the worst Halloween ever on the cards; Tony and Jago turn their attention to the movies pitting all the best monsters on film together for a tournament that will live on through the ages. Marshmallow Man vs Godzilla? Dracula Vs Zombies? Oh my! October won’t know what hit it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 07, 20201 hr 27 minEp. 74

73: Sexy Beasts Live from the Cork Podcast Festival

Live from the Cork Podcast Festival! For this very spooky episode Tony is joined by comedian and friend of the show Jordan Daniel to celebrate Halloween. Join them as they discuss old Irish traditions, scary Cork Myths, and how to survive murder by a pillow. They also give absolute proof of ghosts AND aliens! Listen, if you dare! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 18, 20191 hr 7 minEp. 73

72: #67 | Dullahan

This week the boys lose their head talking about the Irish stallion decapitated merchant of death known as the Dullahan. We’ve been assured that this is the looniest episode yet by our producer Big Arms Al. Besides talking an incredible amount of shite we also announce our plans for the future of Sexy Beasts. We ain’t going nowhere but there will be some shake ups. Jago loves you all the same. Tony has some favorites ♥ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...

Oct 21, 201948 minEp. 72

71: #66 | Nuppeppo

This week we travel to Japan to swoon over a little stinky bit of animated fat. I know this sounds like a plot from a studio Ghibli but we are actually discussing the Nuppeppo. He may be small and disgusting but this cryptid has stolen our hearts. Have a listen and make your own mind up; stinky or sexy?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 30, 201943 minEp. 71

70: The Trials and Tribulations of Jago's Lung

The Trials and Tribulations of Jago's Lung is an uplifting, heartwarming and lung-bursting tale of a man, a heroic man, overcoming hardship and strife to learn to see the world in a new light, and begin to see strangers not as "strange" men and women who could upset him, but as friends that he just hasn't met yet. Some people can't see the woods for the trees, but the new Jago can only see potential fraternity in the sea of unfamiliar faces. He's a new man, an older man, a more experienced and b...

Sep 23, 201939 minEp. 70

69: #65 | Shadow People

What’s that in the corner of your eye? Must be your imagination you chuckle to yourself. It is oddly human shaped. Is that a smile? This week we are chatting about Shadow People! Are they fear given form or festival comedowns after too many disco biscuits? Check it out this week on SEXY BEASTS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 19, 201949 minEp. 69

68: #64 | Spring Heeled Jack

Ahoy hoy listeners! This week we are bounding back to Victorian times to encounter a well dressed bouncing demon. Spring Heeled Jack terrorised the fine folk of London in the 1800s. Was this dashing rogue, a demon, a wizard or a drunk posh Irish lad?! Jump on in and have a listen! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 12, 201939 minEp. 68

67: #63 | Dragon

Today your intrepid hosts embark on a dangerous quest. We confront one of the the world's most popular monsters, The Dragon! We don our armour and do verbal battle with the beast. We also lose our minds a little cause it’s in the middle of a heat wave. Join the fray and have a listen young squires! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 05, 201955 minEp. 67

66: #62 | Capelobo

This week on sexy beasts moisten up your tongues and hide your ants as we go in deep about the Capelobo! Brazil’s shape changing anteater monster. This ripped evil creature really get us going and it might even be a rival for the TIKBALANG for dampiest wetser. Remember to review subscribe and rate. Jago and Tony love you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 29, 201941 minEp. 66

65: #61 | Coje Ya Menia

Good thing Lions aren’t that good in the water or we’d all be screwed.....oh this episode is about a webbed toe’d aquatic lion, who is equally as ferocious on land as in water and kills hippos for fun. Why would you make this God? Guess we are all screwed, thanks to the Coje ya Menia . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 22, 201953 minEp. 65

64: #60 | J’ba Fofi

I’m always so tired looking out my two eyes and using my two legs and how my arse doesn’t excrete a flexible but strong gossamer. That’s why some times I secretly wonder what it like to be a sexy spider and in this episode we are talking about the sexiest of spiders! The J’ba Fofi is a Congolese nightmare come to life. Come get caught in our audio web my little flies! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...

Jul 15, 201937 minEp. 64

63: #59 | Sheepsquatch

This week on Sexy Beasts we meet a Baaaaaaa-d Mofo known as the Sheepsquatch! Hailing from out favourite place West Virginia! You better not count this creature before you sleep or you’ll be having night terrors! EWE don’t want to miss it . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 08, 201951 minEp. 63

62: #58 | Duende

Riddle time. I walk backwards but it looks like I’m walking forward and I love kids a little too much. Teehee! The Duende of Belizian folklore of course! Shamon! Two thumbs off! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 01, 201947 minEp. 62

61: #57 | Flatwoods Monsters

Here we are back again in West Virginia! Land of The Mothman , Indrid Cold and the Sheepsquatch! This coal mining Appalachian state ain’t a stranger to freaky going-ons. And ain’t nothing freakier then the well dressed stinky screamy levitatin’ extraterrestrial known as the Flatwoods Monster! So undo the top button of your pants, whip out those ice pops you got on special and have a giant relax. You are our best mate. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...

Jun 24, 201949 minEp. 61

59: #56 | Grootslang

This week Sexy Beasts head to the rainbow nation and talk about big snakes and dangling elephant trunks. That’s right we have the GrootSlang entering the premier crypt! This dangerous new cryptid is here to slither into your nightmares We also have the first new show down in our new draft Top Trumps! So find a warm rock and settle in for a listen Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 13, 201951 minEp. 59

58: #55 | Fear Liath Mor

In the Scottish highlands a peculiar Beast makes it home! Not quite a ghost and not quite a monkey man. The Fear liath more brings intrigue, mystery but also terror and doom to our little podcast. An ancient warrior spirit or a lost piece of history. Also, after last weeks crushing defeat in top trumps we discuss the conditions of Tony’s forfeit in this jam packed episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 03, 201941 minEp. 58

57: #54 | Djinn

This week on Sexy Beasts we are sippin on some DJINN and juice as we discuss our inner most wishes and how they could go wrong ! We get pretty philosophical talking about genies and in a series first we actually freak ourselves out with a legit spell. Be careful what you wish for ! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 28, 201956 minEp. 57

56: #53 | Air Rods

Today on Sexy Beasts we take to the skies and get real high! No not talking about marijuana we are talking about Air Rods! Mysterious ethereal beings that flit in and out of our existence. Alien? Man made? Bit of mayo on a camera lens? Crack open the podcast and devour the gooey knowledge inside Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 20, 201943 minEp. 56

55: #52 | The Elwetritsch

WARNING - this episode is not for kids or people who don’t like chicken/breasts. I’m assuming you don’t let kids listen to us anyway cause we are very smutty but this episode is served with an extra dollop of smut with a side order of titillation. Any way this episode is about The Elwetritsch. Enjoy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 13, 201950 minEp. 55

54: #51 | Q & A

We decided to take a little break, and did another Q & A episode this week. People seemed to like our shitty advice the last time, so we decided to give it another go! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 06, 201944 minEp. 54

53: #50 | Indrid Cold

On today’s Sexy Beasts we have a first for the show. We are investigating a peculiar individual by the name of Indrid Cold. Who or what is this being ? An inter dimensional messenger ? A savior from the stars ? Or just a handsome beatnik ? Tony also reveals a dark secret he’s been hiding about our hotly contested top trumps ! Tune in and turn up ! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...

Apr 29, 201955 minEp. 53

52: #49 | Goblins

What’s the best thing about the movie the labyrinth?? David Bowie’s cod piece of course! The second best thing is the Goblins! Today on Sexy Beasts we talk about the working classes of the fantasy world! Goblins are the mistreated salt of the earth! Listen and learn my comrades Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 22, 201943 minEp. 52

51: #48 | Gruagach

This weeks episode we are heading into the deepest darkest forests of Ireland to track down Ireland’s answer to the big foot; The Gruagach. This clever, extremely hairy, rascal plays pranks on humans and also may eat humans. The description also sounds suspiciously like a one of our hosts. I’ll let you decide who. So come on in to the tepid hotel jacuzzi at a three star hotel that is Sexy Beasts!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...

Apr 15, 201936 minEp. 51

50: #47 | Adlets

It may be Springtime but it's still cold out there! Maybe it's time to take a doghusband and conceive yourself some Adlets. Little doglegged chaps running around the Arctic Tundra. The poise and speed of a dog with the body and guile of a man! What could be sexier!? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 08, 201949 minEp. 50

49: #46 | Phantom Cats

We’ve got PUSSY FEVER this week in Sexy Beasts talking Phantom Cats! No we’re not talking about some organ playing cat underneath some stupid opera! we’re talking about wild effing jungle cats living in the UK (who can play with our organs any day!). They’re sexy, they’re real and they’re here! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 01, 201950 minEp. 49

48: #45 | Avian Aliens

This week on Sexy Beasts we look to the stars to discover our own history’s greatness mentors. We talk about the Blue Avian Aliens who took us under their wing and guided us spiritually , emotionally and maybe sexually. So go catch a pigeon and stare longingly into its beautiful eyes as you listen to us. Why not tweet about us 😘 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 25, 201947 minEp. 48

Sexy Beasts Q & A

This week on Sexy Beasts we take a break from the PremierCrypt and celebrate our 1st birthday in only the FUNNEST way possible; by answering questions. So come along and learn more about Leinster's two greatest amateur cryptozoologists (us) for a Q&A they gets deeper than the kraken (and wetter!!!). Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 19, 201941 min
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