In deep dark coldest Antarctica lives a gorgeous blob of a creature that has puzzled scientists and explorers alike. So put on your thermal long johns and join us as we chat about the Ningen! It’s gonna be Brrrrrrrrrrriliant. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
This week on Sexy Beasts we get a little head. And by that I mean we tackle the decapitated flying entrails witch know as the LEYAK. Indonesia’s finest black magic woman be nice to her and she might bring you luck but if you cross her she may turn into a car and run you over. This episode is an absolute rollercoaster and you are tall enough to ride 💦💦💦💦 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
This week the Sexy Beasts return! We dive right back into the world of cryptids with one delicious little Meatball! THE WOLFMAN has come to tear up the premier crypt and our hearts! Join us with our new scoring system and cheer for your favourite team as we continue to brew up this intense rivalry playing top trumps ! Remember to rate, review and subscribe guys and gals ❤️ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
This week a cryptid DIES! No dream sequence! No magic to bring them back! She is dead BABY! GONE! With Paddy O'Leary in the grave. We also do a little reshuffling with our jam-packed Premiercrypt! We thought it was getting too stacked at the top so we only bleeding gone and added a new judging category: SEX APPEAL! Plus we divide the teams on two and have a battle of the ages! Give us a listen and welcome us back ❤ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
Hey you! Booze enough this year? How many turkey sambos did you have? Scum! Time to make like a Phoenix and set yourself on fire and HOPE you come back a gigantic bird. If not there’s no hope for you in 2019. Welcome to the Premiercrpyt the ultimate self-care hunty: The Phoenix. We’d also like to take this chance to let you know that we’re taking a short break back for Season 2 in Feb. Thank you all so much for all the listens and shares. And big thanks to HeadStuff for putting this dumb show ou...
Here he is, the Big Sexy Daddy of Christmas! Santa Claus coming in your chimney, emptying his sack and drinking your beers. Join us as we welcome him into our home and hearts! We also have a few Christmas carols to sing along with! So mull some wine and nog some egg. Merry Christmas ho. Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy Beasts? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Image! F...
Every general needs his army and Santa’s Christmas army is comprised of miniature magical folks churning out billions of toys endlessly. They work their magic fingers down to nubs so some snot-nosed kid in Texas can get the latest fad toy. I’m not saying Santa is using slave labour but if the curl-toed shoe with a bell fits... So next time you're drinking some egg nog pour a bit out for our tireless homies, Santa's Elves. Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscrib...
Have you been been a good boy or girl this year? If you have, congratulations Santa will shower you with gifts and you’ll have a jolly old Christmas. But If you've been naughty he will send his creepy, freaky mate over to your house to whip you and lock you up. Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy Beasts? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Image! Follow them on Instagram @S...
When I was about 17 I drank two bottles of sáke, puked and got shouted at by my Ma. If I told this story to today's beast it would laugh in my face and call me a lightweight. We are talking about the long-haired sesh-monkey known as the Shōjō. So get a bag of cans and a pack of bacon fries and settle in for some sexy listening 😘 Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy Beasts? Check them out on Instagram o...
On today’s Sexy Beasts we are discussing the Tatzlewurm! The cat-faced serpent that slithers its way around the Alps. Jago gets confused about measurement and Tony gets sexually frustrated. We both grow as people and discover that the true treasure was friendship all along. Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy Beasts? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Image! Follow them on...
Dogs are a man's best friend! They cheer you up when you are sad, they bring you the morning paper and they foretell the tragic moment of your imminent demise. Well, the last part is not all dogs it’s just this week's sexy beast. The BLACK SHUCK! So paws what you're doing and join us as we discuss if its bark is worse than its bite. Hold on tight it gets a little ruff. Expect a little friction as Tony and Jago do it doggy style. Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a s...
You are a farmer in ancient Persia, you have survived the Greco-Persian wars, you’ve survived famine, disease and cruel, rich Kings. You come home after a long hard day in your field, exhausted, a broken man. You go to fetch water from a well and you suddenly hear a growl from a nearby bush. Out steps a bloody lion with a scorpion stinger and monkey hands. You are screwed - there is no escape. You get stung and are partially eaten while the monkey hands are giving you the finger. You’ve been att...
Everything’s better when you are wetter under the sea! Today on Sexy Beasts we delve deep into the abyss of human attraction and ask the hard questions. If you had to have sex with a mermaid would you want a top half fish or bottom half fish? Mermaids have been the folly of many lonely sailors and seamen. How annoyed would you be if you jumped off a boat to kiss a mermaid and it turned out to be a manatee? Sickener! Anyway here’s the podcast... Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give u...
It’s that time of year again when the fabric between realms is at its thinnest and all manner of ghosts, ghouls and beasts can reach out and touch us! To honour this we decided to cover the spookiest beast we know. Welcome to the family, The Vampire! Hope you don’t suck. Try to B positive. There is a lot at stake. Fangs for the memories. Don’t drive us batty. Don’t be a pain in the neck, SIRI give me some vampire puns no don’t type that Siri stop listening alright now where’s my green tea, ah th...
Sexy Beasts went live at the Dublin Podcast Festival on Sunday 14th of October talking about the grandfather of all cryptids - Bigfoot! There were laughs, there were tears and there was an above average amount of genital jokes. Bigfoot is the most recognised and widely respected cryptid. For the true live show experience down four pints, squeeze between two people in a super hot room and get asked for a spare rollie every 30 mins. Thanks to all who came! Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey ple...
If you ever find yourself in the densely forested island of Java, take a look upward for you may see a shape gliding above the canopy. A bat? An owl? Elon musk on a mad rocket yoke? Or is it an AHOOL? The man-bat creature that terrorises the locals and makes wimps of the bravest adventurers. The name is pretty fun to sing too. Go on try it. Loud and clear. Lovely 😊 Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy ...
EL Cuero resides in the lakes of South America around the Andes. This slimy fetid beast stalks the shore line engulfing its prey and sucking the very life essence out of them. Surely this is a horrific way to perish. And if that bums you out too much there are super wicked guitar solos in this episode! Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy Beasts? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the ...
If you had to combine two animals together which would you choose? Wolf and a shark? Boring. Snake and an eagle? Yawn! Ant and an elephant? Think bigger! Rabbit and an antelope? BINGO! Now that I’ve got your attention, what if I told you it exists? Welcome to the JACKALOPE. For more information send 5 euros to Sexy Beasts Mansions, Butt street, Lusk, Co. Dublin. Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy Beas...
Hey, don’t be so Les Miserable as we prance down to the Moulin Rouge and get an Eiffel Tower in our pantaloons. In case you haven’t guessed it we are in France this week discussing a horrid creature that terrorised the countryside in the 18th century. So put down that Brie cheese and Mona Lisa As we say Bienvenue To the Beast of Gévaudan (sp) Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy Beasts? Check them out o...
Mammy and Daddy are sorry. They hope your bus trip isn't too bad. Here's ten minutes of weak apology and nipple stiffening creepiness. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Today on Sexy Beasts you join our two intrepid hosts down in the mythical land of Laois. Listen as they discuss the Yeti live at Electric Picnic with the amazing special guest Alison Spittle ! Topics include haunted earrings , fighting dogs and illiterate ghosts! Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy Beasts? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Image! Follow them on Instagram ...
Is it a bird?! Is it a... yeh it’s a bird. But not just ANY bird! We’re talking about a 100ft bird who controls the weather with a flap, battles underwater panthers and straight up MERKS young kids in Illinois. So don’t go out in the rain or you’ll be STRUCK down by the legendary Thunderbird. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxiwlSshZPM Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy Beasts? Check them out on Insta...
Top o' the mornin' to you. Today we drink some Guinness and get the luck of the Irish. We have some craic as we discuss St Patty’s best friend - the Leprechaun! Irish eyes are smiling in the land of a thousand welcomes. Brits can listen under strict supervision. Here's the clip about Mobile, Alabama we talk about: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8 Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy Beasts? C...
You don’t mess with him Open your eyes Watch out for his talons Invest in a gun Enjoy the podcast. Now read the first letter of each line. Send to five friends in the next ten seconds or an Australian ape man will eat your family (it’s a Yowie episode). Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy Beasts? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Image! Follow them on Instagram @SexyBeast...
WE’VE GOT WOOD AND IT'S IMPRESSIVE. Sexy Beasts are sticking their green thumb right in your ear holes. We talk about Man Eating Trees from all across the globe. Join the heated discussion as we get to the root of what exactly can be described as “man-eating” and can a human beat up a tree? Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy Beasts? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Imag...
In the villages of Africa stalks a beast that would give Dr Frankenstein a wet dream. Bear? Check! Hyena? Check! Eats brains? You bet your ass that’s a check. So gather round as we yap about the Nandi Bear! (P.S Jago knows how to wipe his ass) Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy Beasts? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Image! Follow them on Instagram @SexyBeastsPod Follo...
Recorded on 10/07/18 LIVE as part of Science Gallery Dublin’s ‘Life On The Edges’ exhibitions. The boys are joined by Space Weather Scientist Dr Sophie Murray and NASA astrobiology scholar Dr. Kevin Webster to discuss the life in space, popular alien species and talk micro organisms scoffing methane. Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy Beasts? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Image! Follow them on Instagram @SexyBeastsPod Follow them on Twitter @...
“Oh how did we meet ? Well it’s a funny story actually I used to be a fisherman on a small Scottish island and one day I found the discarded flesh of a seal! And wouldn’t you know it belonged to a Selkie! So she had to marry me! Yes of course she is extremely happy... I certainly haven’t locked her skin away in a chest so she can never return to the sea . Anyway these profiteroles are to die for Karen “ Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid wi...
We’re heading up the Mekong River one of our boys has gone insane called himself a god amongst the locals, no it’s not Colonel Kurtz, it’s the Phaya Naga, a sexy fire bolt spittin' golden river dragon snake! Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy Beasts? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Image! Follow them on Instagram @SexyBeastsPod Follow them on Twitter @SexyBeastsPod Joi...
Loveland, Ohio is a relatively unknown small town in America famous for its many bridges and rivers, with a population of just over 12,000... "BORING", I hear you yell. WAIT! Did I forget to mention the Four Foot LOVELAND FROGMAN who may have control over magic and/or may be an alien sent to study us?Who is most definitely involved in a government cover up? OH, so now you want to listen? Well it will cost you. YOUR SOUL... or subscribe whatevs. I’m not the boss of you. Which cryptid will appear ...
