Chastity Cages, a Norman Rockwell Painting, and a Sex-Addicted Muppet. Mistress D (now known as Dee It Yi) is back after 82 episodes! We play a game of "Sexie Show... and Tell!" by sharing stories associated with various toys and accessories. $10 patrons get to see the objects we're talking about. For all you free listeners, you'll have to make due with such verbal descriptions as "a Christmas tree holder going through a goth phase." Support Dee It Yi! Twt and Ins: @deeityi Support Sexie Show!.....
Jul 17, 2023•40 min
Nipple Face, The Lawnchair Pose, and Kida from Atlantis. Dat Ass! Okay, now that I got that out of the way… Sarah talks all about her Honduran heritage, being a marine, and what she did all day instead of attending seminars at XBIZ Miami (here’s a hint, it rhymes with shuckin’). She also becomes the 1st guest to twerk on the show and the whole episode ends with Casting Couch Mad Libs! Support Sarah Lace! iamsarahlace.com Support Sexie Show! Your rank in the Marine Corps won’t be affected. patreo...
Jun 19, 2023•37 min
Ten former guests return to compete in a sex trivia battle... to the death! Thank you Jesska, Brittany Babbles, Goddess Cecilia, Bee, Serena, ToyBlonde, Leon Feingold, Fairy Sex Mutha, Chelsea, and Mike Diretto! Become a patron! Gold animal masks not included. patreon.com/sexieshow CashApp: $SexieShow
May 22, 2023•44 min
Breeding, Boob Slapping, and Kablam! Of all the ancient Roman Goddesses I titty-slapped at an orgy, Juno is probably my favorite. (hiccup) We chat about bukkakes, dominatrixes (hiccup), overcoming sexual trauma, lawn geese (hiccup), Igbo people, Futurama, motorbutting (hiccup), and more subjects than Juno what to do with! Also I spank her with ridiculous objects, because why not. (hiccup!) patreon.com/sexieshow CashApp: $SexieShow...
Apr 23, 2023•39 min
Extra segments from my chats with Zinnia, Hazel Grace, Priestess Francesca, Sarasense, and SweetAsQuinn. Not sure who they are or the games we play? Then go back and listen to the last few episodes, you silly listener, you. This groupsez a lot of fun and naughty things. This groupalsosez you should support Sexie Show! patreon.com/sexieshow CashApp: $SexieShow
Apr 03, 2023•39 min
Soaplands, Zucchinis, and the Hug Jacket. This OnlyFans hottie is living in Tokyo and doing research on the platform for her Master's Thesis. She's also a fun sex conversationalist and performed impressively well in my "fake sex trends" activity. Shibari harnesses, bimbocore, stepping on heads, dragon naming, hentai, swordfights... so many subjects to please your "chin chin." Support SweetAsQuinn! linktr.ee/sweetasquinn Support Sexie Show! Cheaper than Sucky Sake. patreon.com/sexieshow linktr.ee...
Mar 14, 2023•38 min
Tingly Scalps, Squirtcicles, and an Uno Reverse Card. Sexologist, Sex Coach, Sex Educator, and Sex...y human Sarasense joins the show to chat about Hong Kong sex parties, experiments with her bodily fluids, and the erotica she always wanted to write. I also take the game she plays on her podcast and twist it into a game we play on my podcast about... her podcast. Does that make sense? Yes, Sarasense. Support Sarasense! sarasense.com Support Sexie Show! Pretend I'm your Domme on a shopping spree....
Feb 22, 2023•39 min
Daddy Jesus, ABDL, and Golden Nectar. Priestess Francesca is a Sexual Healer and Divine Dominatrix. You can tell fire is her element, because her stories of degradation, tree climbing, ghosts, and gangbangs are flaming hot! Can you figure out what connects all the words in “Kinky Links” to each other? If not, we might have to put you back in the cage. Support Priestess Francesca: bio.site/priestessfrancesca Support Sexie Show! My shock toys have good range, don’t disappoint me. patreon.com/sexie...
Feb 03, 2023•39 min
Brain Cocaine, Cuckqueaning, and Depressed Elves. It’s hard to find a fault in our star Hazel Grace. She’s beautiful, talented, and has amassed over 50 million views on Pornhub. In today’s episode we chat about foot fetishes, degradation kinks, porn bloopers, and I stump her repeatedly with sounds from her own sex. She offered me a writing gig, so I’ll be extra careful not to fluck up these shown otes. Support Hazel! officialhazelgrace.com Support Sexie Show! If naught au’ll feel roont. patreon....
Jan 17, 2023•40 min
Clit Pump, Queening, and Girl Scout Cookies. Another montage episode featuring extra segments from my chats with Amanda North, Rosie Kay, Mistress Ramona Ryder, Wippy, Mike, and Lilly. Is there a better way to end the year than listening to this episode? It’s plausible, but why take the chance? Don’t be a Clark University Negotiation Team. Support the show! patreon.com/sexieshow CashApp: $SexieShow
Dec 29, 2022•39 min
Pride Flag Confusion, Super Old Hentai, and Anya from Project Runway. You always remember your first… especially when you record it and listen back to it. My first guest Zinnia is BACK after 80 episodes! We catch up on the last 3 years, share a few of our personal sexual firsts, and learn about historical sexual firsts. Of all the episodes I’ve done focusing on “firsts”… this is the first. Support the #1 sex podcast among deceased Scottish botanists. patreon.com/sexieshow CashApp: $SexieShow...
Dec 13, 2022•40 min
Fungeon, Cock Pharaoh, and a Tulip Chain. I could dock all day with lifestyle skills coaches Mike and Lilly. Right before they embark on a Swingers cruise, we chat about multiple groupsex scenes, finding the "A" spot, and a sex toy that requires 5 people to operate. I ship this couple. Check out what Mike and Lilly have to offer! DirettoSkills.com Support this show. That giant boat horn cost me a fortune. patreon.com/sexieshow CashApp: $SexieShow...
Nov 23, 2022•40 min
A collection of horrifyingly hilarious Halloween-themed comedy sketches. (evil laughter)... (also evil orgasm noises) Intro (1:30) The Talk (2:31) Ghost in Michelle (5:30) Lust Elixir (9:11) 6669 (11:19) Interview with a Vampiress (14:15) Slutty Buddy (17:42) Starfish (19:15) November 1st (21:55) Outro (25:07) Become a patron! I need to replace my new carpet. patreon.com/sexieshow CashApp: $SexieShow...
Nov 08, 2022•27 min
Reverse Cowgirl, Blink-182, and Spinners. Pronounced "Wip-EEEE!" When a scheduled guest drops out, a random friend drops in. A guy I found on Feeld for my birthday orgy stops by to chat about the aforementioned party, sexual height preferences, and how being Chinese American impacts his sexuality. He also tries a "first impressions" game involving pics I took at the NYC Pride Parade, and it is a delightful fiasco. Support this show. It keeps me from unscrewing animals. patreon.com/sexieshow Cash...
Oct 19, 2022•37 min
Vampire Gloves, A Sack of Rubies, and The Domimatrix. When every episode has a catch, sometimes the catch is that there is no catch. Mistress Ramona Ryder joins the show for a good ol' fashioned chat. Domming, escorting, pegging, footing, wrapping, motorcycling, fisting, sounding, and many other "ings" are discussed. Also somehow Disney's "The Rescuers." Enjoy! Submit to and/or support your Mistress: ramonaryder.com Support this show! My teeth need more bling. patreon.com/sexieshow CashApp: $Sex...
Sep 27, 2022•39 min
Water Balloons, Tit Wanking, and the Duck Pond. Rosie Kay, a.k.a. "This Kinda Girl" is a Swingers Lifestyle Coach, a great sex conversationalist, and a horrible "Password" player. We laugh our way through a sexy version of the TV game show, but also chat about things like reviewing sex parties, squirting etiquette, Britishisms, fisting, and golden showers. This Kinda Episode is a good one... especially if Texas accents get you wet. Support Rosie Kay! thiskindagirl.co.uk/links/ Want to hear more ...
Sep 13, 2022•39 min
The Jedi Council, Cuckqueaning, and Quaint Witches. Listener Warning: This episode features the repeated use of the word "moist." Don't be too scared though, Amanda North and I also discuss less-controversial topics like human cages, fantasy funerals, and making amateur porn. This beautiful erotic model and photographer also ranks her favorite places to pose nude... from an incredibly odd list of options I present her with... because this is Sexie Show. Support Amanda North! Insta: @amandanorths...
Aug 24, 2022•40 min
A Bunch of Leprechauns, Knife Play, and the Fountain at the Bellagio. Enjoy this montage episode featuring extra interview segments from Billy Procida, PootieXXX, Dr. K, and Annabelle! Learn about in-shower enemas, sex trading cards, orgasming upside down, and more Sybian Trivia! I also have a very important announcement at the beginning of the episode. Didn't make sense not to live for... supporting Sexie Show. www.patreon.com/sexieshow
Aug 04, 2022•40 min
Tympanoplasty, Pee-wee Herman, and Sybian Trivia. SO many interesting topics on this one! My good friend opens up about her job at a sex toy company, being raised by lesbians, letting me have an orgy in her apartment, and being hard of hearing. And we end the episode with arguably the greatest game in the history of the show: trivia... while riding a Sybian! Please support this show! Or I'll banish you to the moon Goregon. www.patreon.com/sexieshow
Jul 15, 2022•40 min
Nyotaimori, Vow Vibes, and 5 Minutes in Bogotá. Everyone's favorite sex educator/fitness trainer is back! The "K" in Dr. K must stand for kinky, because we spill some EPIC sex stories in this episode's fitness-focused twist on "Never Have I Ever." Blame Cheryl if this episode is a little too revealing. By the way, the portmanteau I'm looking for is "shuke." (Although the term "double dragon" is way funnier.) Support Dr. K! https://beacons.page/kipani Become a patron! It's easier than splunging. ...
Jun 23, 2022•40 min
34DDD, Für Elise, and a Manatee's Eye Socket. FetLife's breast friend Pootie joins the show! We have a "well-rounded" conversation about creampies, dildo naming, and group sex. We give all sorts of classical music a sexy new twist, and she survives a bra-rrage of large breast jokes I bounce her way. I'd say more about her tits, but they're SO large, it takes a paragraph to type out her bra size. (rim shot) FetLife: PootieXXX Insta: PootieXInsta Become a Patron! If not, you're such a boob. www.pa...
Jun 01, 2022•40 min
A Butthole Balloon, Warming up a Gong, and a Hot Semen Warpath. The host of The Manwhore Podcast stops by to chat about sex podcasting, his Onlyfans, personal growth, and how we kinda sorta know each other. I also present a bunch of disturbing anagrams I made from his show's title, because why not? We finish the chat with a toast battle: saying short nice things about random past guests. And here's a toast to you, episode description reader. May you validate these throwaway jokes for many years ...
May 10, 2022•40 min
The Gravitron, Nipple 69, and Tourmaline Striations. My girlfriend and I went on our very 1st swingers retreat! And what better way to spend the weekend than asking a bunch of couples really odd questions? Okay, true, SEX might have been better. But I'm fairly certain this was the 2nd best use of time. Thank you to the 14 super-anonymous lifestylers that helped make this episode possible! Please support this podcast! (Or I'll start calling you "Moisties.") www.patreon.com/sexieshow...
Apr 17, 2022•38 min
Skinematography, Medieval Catapults, and Admiral Ackbar. I 69'd my roommate! And by "69," I mean we recorded this episode fully clothed, lying crotch-to-face, a few feet apart. A concept so unnecessary, I simply had to do it. Please enjoy our chat all about her private porn collection, celebrities and fictional characters we wanna fuck, and lots and lots of hair. (insert Chewbacca roar) Becoming a patron might help you squirt... just face the wall please. patreon.com/sexieshow...
Mar 28, 2022•56 min
Sphinctar, an Icelandic Hostel, and Gay Porn Grunting. Is there a better way to get to know a super-talented boudoir photographer/rope artist than a rope-cutting suspension duel to the death? Yes, definitely. But just like her city of Austin, I gotta keep this podcast weird. We chat about her masturbation habits, naughty words in Portuguese, predicament bondage, swingers clubs, and tons more! WHO WILL LIVE? WHO WILL DIE? You'll have to listen to find out! Help Sphinctar go vegan. Become a patron...
Mar 03, 2022•51 min
Gangbangs, Pierre Escargot, and Being Symmetrical. You know an episode's a good one when I consider looking up the plural of "bukkake" for the description. This kinky couple I met at the orgy talks through navigating the lifestyle as a pansexual duo, their sexually repressed origins, and one incredibly naughty story after the other. Also featuring fun with a black light, a destroyed strap-on, and potentially... the Antichrist? Becoming a patron is "deep dish" sexy. www. patreon.com/sexieshow...
Feb 19, 2022•54 min
Exploding Dinosaurs, Blowjob Tutorials, and a Koala Marching Band. Bibbity-Boobity-Boo! Your wish for a great guest has been granted. This WANDerful convo touches on all sorts of subjects like the sex culture of the south, intimacy coaching, hentai, and... bubbles! Your Fairy Sex Mutha also grants some sex wishes with my magic Magic wand. Check her out and support her at fairyintimate.com. Yyeeerrrrr. www.patreon.com/sexieshow
Feb 01, 2022•54 min
Time Portals, the Golden Girls, and Tattered Butterfly Wings. ToyBlonde is back! And since our last episode was all about sex in the past, this episode is about sex... in the future! My Sex Time Portal allows us to repeatedly gaze into the future of sex... and my golly, the future is terrifying. We also touch on her anal experiences, her shyness, and sexy Broadway musicals. Guest-starring R2-DP. Check out ToyBlonde on FetLife! Building a time portal ain't cheap. Become a patron! www.patreon.com/...
Jan 20, 2022•52 min
Python Ovaries, Alien Surgery, and an Armadillo Shell. What the Art?! That's a question I ask my guest Alex repeatedly, as she paints a beautifully surreal picture of her various pseudo-sexual art projects. She also identifies as an ecosexual and LARPs as a reptile... but who doesn't, right? Keep listening to learn about her naked dinner parties, menstrual paint parties, and DMT-induced visions. The chat ends with a tarot reading (with her own tarot deck!) centered around my upcoming sex party. ...
Jan 05, 2022•52 min
Brown Showers, The Oregon Trail, and Satan's Pizza Cutter. All hail the Shit Queen! (her words) In this very special (barely) holiday-themed episode, I sit down with Pro Domme and dungeon owner Mistress Shayla. We talk through her past of survival sex work, what it's like owning a dungeon, and an extremely awkward Thanksgiving. And just like Santa, she comes bearing gifts in the form of various torture devices... and uses them on me. Ho Ho oh OH OW OW. Speaking of which, only $10 patrons get to ...
Dec 19, 2021•59 min
