Asphyxiaphilia, Ponycorns, and Dolph from the Simpsons. She has a petite body, but a less-than-petite appetite for sex. Eliza anonymously tosses her sexual mind into the foam pit of open-minded Sexie Show listeners's ears by chatting about subjects like accents in the bedroom, Sex Sent Me to the ER , slutty double standards, the 6⁹ position, and her love of being watched. Also if you like voice distortion, prepare to get wet. If you wanna get even wetter... like wetter than finding the nearest 7...
Nov 24, 2021•54 min
Pervnapping, Tentacles, and Boris Yeltsin. I am blown away by this Super Nova of Kink! Coach, Author, Instructress, Rope Dojo™ founder... her accolades and experience are almost as expansive as her sexual ideas for the bizarre objects that appear on my "Pervertabletable." Midori and I chat about a variety of topics like the intersection of Japanese culture and kink, the intricacies of foot and shoe fetishes, and even "plant bondage." This guest is sweeter than a Chantilly Cake from Whole Foods. ...
Nov 16, 2021•58 min
Two former guests return to strip each other naked in a series of sex-related competitions! Serena and Bee compete in The Strip-Off, Roargasms, Cum Again, In the Bluff, Lust List, and the Pity Titty Challenge! Who will win? The 70's Sexpot or the Woodland Fairy? I've also posted the answer bank to Roargasms on social media so you can play along! Check out and support your Battlestrippers on FetLife! XGoddessSophieX Hotrednextdoor Experience even more Pity Titties by becoming a patron! www.patreo...
Nov 01, 2021•59 min
Rope Bondage, Antarctica, and a Coffin Factory. J.D. and Dan have a friendship as tight as their rope work, and so much to teach when it comes to bondage. I hope you're eager to be "taut." We pull and wind the convo tightly around their personal kinks, misconceptions of the craft, and all the knotty projects they've been tied to. They also solve the puzzle of my Two Knotty Ropes, although some of you might untie the hint in plain sight. Their links: twoknottyboys dot com Insta and Twit: @twoknot...
Oct 19, 2021•55 min
Sex Busking, Drug Mules, and Bhad Bhabie. Katie returns! And to celebrate the reunion of two very wacky sex friends, I “pull out” a ridiculous new game I like to call “What’s Inside Me?” Can you guess the objects before we do? Would you play this game at your next sex party? Is asking a series of questions a lazy way to fill in the show notes? Become a Patron if you also want to be inside me!* *Offer only guarantees the heart and mind (butt TBD). www.patreon.com/sexieshow...
Oct 06, 2021•51 min
The Orgy Dome, Jenny McCarthy, and Matzah Ball Poisoning. My guest is a polyamory advocate, co-founder of the House of Good Deeds, former competitive eater, helped launched New York's 1st openly poly residence, and generally has way too many credits for me to include here. Leon takes a bite out of my odd sex/food hypotheticals, opens up about poly advocacy, tantalizes us with sexy "tall" tales, and makes me think exciting new things about slinkys. This sex convo is packed tighter than the buns i...
Sep 24, 2021•56 min
MRI Machines, 20 Boobies, and the Cobra Move. An OOOOOlympic legend joins the show to chat about her last-place ranking, her recent sex party shenanigans, and unique skin care advice from an 80-year-old Mexican woman. We go over the best and worst things about her sex life, then she honors us with an even better fake orgasm impression. Truly a trophy-worthy guest. Support the show! It costs way less than 5 dates. www.patreon.com/sexieshow
Sep 10, 2021•46 min
Galaxy of Love, Neapolitan Tits, and a Slippery Manatee. What an amazing 3way... conversation! Kenzie and Madison from Friends With A Twist podcast stop by to talk about their show, their sexy friendship, and answer a bunch of Teen Vogue questions for besties... with a twist. This episode might have broken the laugh record. Fireball shots don't hurt. Check out their show! friendswithatwist.com Support Sexie Show! Or I'll give you that weird tattoo. www.patreon.com/sexieshow...
Aug 27, 2021•53 min
Fur Affinity, Rutherford B. Hayes, and Evil Flan. Eszieboo is a gay Swedish CG erotica artist (it took me 10+ minutes to try and order all those adjectives correctly). He teaches me about sandwiching, what wasn't so "greeeeat" for Tony the Tiger, and Rule 34: If it exists, there's probably a porn for it. We test this rule over and over, and learn many things we wish we never did. Follow @eszieboo on Twitter and Instagram Become a patron! It's cheaper than a Guatemalan mechanic. www.patreon.com/s...
Aug 11, 2021•57 min
Shadow Creatures, Tribbing, and Koala Bearing. Face-to-face interviews are back! A self-proclaimed "gayby" ties me up and unwinds about her 1st sex party experience, her thoughts on lesbian porn, and growing confidence in her sexual self. The convo gets even knottier when we chat about slapping, wedgies, and choking. For the 1st time ever, this gold star lesbian finally tries playing with a man's... soundboard. Help untie me from my other gigs. Become a patron! www.patreon.com/sexieshow...
Jul 24, 2021•54 min
Ponchos, Butthole Training, and Chip n' Dale Rescue Rangers. Put me in, sex coach! The "Mindful Minx" loves to motivate her followers, not only with her butt, but also with motivational quotes. I workshop some motivational quotes of my own with her as she coaches us through sensual wellness, sex at a certain age, 80's pop culture, and parenting LGBT kids. Also my old friend Henry joins the show, which is apparently the name of my penis. @TheMindfulMinx on Twitter @the_mindful_minx on Insta Help ...
Jul 10, 2021•1 hr 1 min
Interracial Gangbangs, Skopje, and Squirting Records. The Uncensored host, NYU Professor, and Open Smarter host has such an impressively long list of sex education-related projects she's been involved with, it will make your head spin with lustful delight. She joins the pod to talk about her explorations on different ends of the sexual spectrum, her sexual beginnings in Macedonia, and even her experience with a 24/7 live-in slave. Plus! The most important question I've ever wondered in the histo...
Jun 24, 2021•58 min
Gold, Silver, and Bronze. 10 competitors representing 9 geographic regions cum-pete in the ultimate fake orgasm competition! The top 3 fakers (judged by former guests Greg, Alexa, Goddess Cecilia, and Serena) get to choose which charities get the donation money raised (by JJ and an anonymous donor)! A special thank you to all who competed, including the NINE former guests! Your orgasms may be fake, but my appreciation for you is very real. Become a patron! You know it gets me off. www.patreon.co...
Jun 11, 2021•57 min
Spongebob, MMF, and Ramalamalamakalamadadingdadong. An old friend with a very new name stops by the show to chat about a variety of sexy topics (completely decided by my game show wheel)! By pure coincidence, she also promotes the benefits of fake orgasms one episode before the OOOOOlympics. You can't see her legendary booty, but please enjoy her equally-as-stunning voice, as she becomes the 1st guest ever to sing on the show. Become a patron! There's a non-zero chance it'll increase your odds w...
May 30, 2021•57 min
Spitroasting, K'Nex, and Rainbow Farting. It took 48 episodes, but there's finally a swinger couple on the show! They guide us through resorts and communities like Hedonism II, Secrets, Temptations, and ShareNation, as well as their own Bubblegum Dungeon. They also chat in explicit detail about many of their partners... whose names have been replaced with various unsexy sound effects. Cue the Ahegao face. Want Yola to craft you a sex toy? DM her! https://www.instagram.com/yolamadeit Become a pat...
May 16, 2021•1 hr
Eel Farming, Boob Venom, and the Buffalo Bills. Coco is back! This podcast's 1st interview sequel completely destroys the myth that the sequel is never better than the original. And to celebrate the 10,000th listen, we play a random sampling of games and activities from the 1st 46 episodes. My sound board is now getting more action than most of us did during the pandemic. Become a patron! Fish Leggings not included. www.patreon.com/sexieshow
May 03, 2021•1 hr
A Sea Dragon, the Obedience App, and Hei Hei from Moana. The Submissive Next Door pops her "podcast guest cherry" so spectacularly, it requires puppy pads to soak up the mess. A 24/7 sub lends us 1/1 of her time to talk about watching porn in groups, teaching erotica, and what to do with ancient Roman grime. What's the big surprise coming this summer? What's the Skene's gland? What's Naughty Disney After Dark? You'll love the answers to all these questions as much as she hates water. This woman ...
Apr 21, 2021•1 hr 1 min
Chimpanzee Kisses, Sextras, and the Wet Macaroni Noise. Lust Life Love is a movie about polyamory and sex parties. Stephanie is not only the writer, co-director, and lead actress of the film, but she earns a new title after this chat: Interesting Podcast Guest. We talk a lot about the "sin"ematic arts, but also cover burlesque, alien sex, and somehow... aardvarks. Get the popcorn, put your phones on vibrate, use that vibration to get off, and please enjoy the feature presentation. www.LustLifeLo...
Apr 07, 2021•51 min
Buttery Nipple, ElimiDate, and the Pocahontas Waterfall Dive. A bartender with a "top shelf" sexual history pours us a big tall glass of pleasant memories. Airport sex, SLS, how to make women squirt, and a massive dungeon are a few topics on this episode's menu. He also tastes my special mix of TWO cocktail-related sex games. Cheers! Become a patron! Where every hour is happy hour. www.patreon.com/sexieshow
Mar 26, 2021•51 min
Fox Spirits, Reverse Birthing, and Ghostbusters. Beep Boop Beep Beep Boop. Translation: I'm joined by my girlfriend's queer partner as well as a very naughty robot in this sci-fi-tastic episode. We cover sex parties, cuckold scenes, and adventurous porn excursions. If that gets you too excited though, don't worry. We also talk about monster eggs and Bush vs Gore. Become a patron! It's my biggest turn-on. www.patreon.com/sexieshow
Mar 13, 2021•51 min
Semen Smoothies, Nefertiti, and Fisting Competitions. One of FetLife's MVPs joins the show to chat about her kinkier side, the strength she's gained through struggles, and a toy box full of bizarre topics like stab wounds, bed bugs, drowning geese. I also teach this sexy history nerd some important lessons with "Great Moments in Sex History." Love me up to the elbow by becoming a Patron! www.patreon.com/sexieshow
Feb 27, 2021•58 min
Anime Titties, Queer Gatekeeping, and a Video Game Orgy. This Melbourne-based queer artist paints a beautiful picture of her sexual upbringing and discovery. Other conversational "brush strokes" include gender curiosity, the ethics of her art, arousing TV shows, and her family's three generations of sexual generosity. Also I forgot to name the game we played, so let's call it "Aural Sex." @clitopatra.png on instagram @clitopatra.P on twitter Support this show by becoming a Patron! www.patreon.co...
Feb 14, 2021•52 min
Two former guests return to strip each other naked in a series of sex-related competitions! Yvette and Ivy LeNoir compete in The Strip-Off, Cum Again, In the Bluff, Safe Word, and Lust List. Thank you for helping this show reach 40 episodes! Mini-Game Rules: (8:32) [Special note: Yvette wished to remain anonymous so no pics or vids were taken of the competition. Thank you for respecting and protecting her anonymity.] This episode theme was determined by the fans. If you want to have a say in fut...
Feb 02, 2021•1 hr 3 min
Erection Laws, the Haitian Flag, and Nigel Thornberry. He's a kinkster, an ex-stripper, and a porn performer with a very large... hairstyle. Also penis. From cuckoldry to pegging, we cover almost as many topics as tattoos cover his impressively-sculpted body. And if you think "that's bull," see at least if you can hold your own in a game of "That's Bull." Find more Miamii at onlyfans.com/blkkfrost. Support this show by becoming a Patron! www.patreon.com/sexieshow...
Jan 17, 2021•55 min
A Lightsaber Duel, Dad Bods, and Janice from Friends. The redheaded listicle queen of Fetlife puts down the katana and picks up the mic to share her thoughts on penis torture, Victoriana, learning to love her flaws, and her tattoo-do list. The show's first British guest also hold her own in a game of "Test My Listicles." For those thinking I interviewed another Filipina mermaid, you're one letter off. Support this show by becoming a Patron! www.patreon.com/sexieshow
Jan 05, 2021•53 min
Shake Weights, Verbal Degradation, and a Tuba Player. Find out the true meaning of Christmas! (somewhere else, because we never did) My friend/sex partner stops by to celebrate the season AND my new sound board! We explore topics like sex talk on dates, using the word "daddy" in bed, and multi-colored penises. Ho Ho Ho-ly moly this horrible pandemic-infested year is finally ending. Support this show by becoming a Patron! www.patreon.com/sexieshow
Dec 23, 2020•49 min
LSD orgy, Sock Puppets, and Nancy from Perkins. The podcast's first three way (interview)! If you think an auction, a baggage cart, and a lecture can't be kinky, clearly you haven't met today's guests. Their age gap is almost as impressive as what they did to a school bus, and what they're planning to do with a church. This episode is even hotter than that memorable attic. Check them out at XGoddessSophieX and Physics on FetLife! Support this show by becoming a Patron! www.patreon.com/sexieshow...
Dec 10, 2020•52 min
Yoni Steaming, Facesitting, and a Manticore. I caught a mermaid! Goddess Cecilia wades through such topics as her Dive Deeper sex ed YouTube series, overcoming sexual assault, and a six-foot tall vulva. Then I pull her to the depths of my twisted mind with a game of “Please, Receive, or Leave” with mythical hybrid creatures. If you're looking for the true meaning of Thanksgiving, turn around, you couldn't be farther from the answer. Check her out at www.GoddessCecilia.com. Support this show by b...
Nov 26, 2020•54 min
Brain Tails, Kink B&B, and Hydroelectricity. A Cannasexual Sensualist joins the show to play an epic game of Would You Rather. We touch on her exploration of non-monogamy while definitely not touching that incredibly old vibrator. I really hope she sends me a Christmas card this year… Support this show by becoming a Patron! www.patreon.com/sexieshow
Nov 13, 2020•49 min
Birthdaygasm, Pavarotti, and The Emperor’s New Groove. Boo! …bies. Luna’s big boobies. That’s how we celebrate Halloween on Sexie Show. And we celebrate the podcast’s one year anniversary by “blowing” through all of Luna's favorite orgasmic memories. Magic (mushrooms), the Devil ('s threesome), and a Spider (gag) make this Halloween episode as full as the moon. Support this show by becoming a Patron! www.patreon.com/sexieshow
Nov 01, 2020•53 min
