☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ My mom has a piece of advice for you this Valentine's Day: DON'T BE BORING. To help you craft the perfect f*ckfest, we both offer our top three tips to spice things up. This wisdom applies to everyone – singles, couples, throuples, and beyond. Remember: There's no excuse for shitty sex. If you'd like to check out some of our favorite FemmeFunn vibrators or Like A Kitten gift boxes mentioned in this episode, use the following links and promo codes to get our Sneaky Fre...
Feb 07, 2021•18 min
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Do you turn yourself on? What exactly are you looking at when you jerk off in the mirror? This is a tidbit of the intellectual dialogue my mom and I share this week. Mom offers some ground-breaking news on a new Coronavirus test in China that is highly accurate and highly anal. I share a soulful Native American parable that my mom finds incredibly boring. Thanks for tuning into this freak show! Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! UBERLUBE – UberLube is...
Feb 03, 2021•56 min
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Jon Gabrus, a comedian raised by wolves, comes on the show to deliver the highest octane sex talk we've had to date! This is no ordinary man. This is a man who bled when his cherry was popped; A man who broke into someone's house to steal his own used condoms; A man who isn't afraid to educate my mom and I on tossing salad. Strap in for this wild ride with Jon Gabrus! Want to hear more from Gabrus? Check out his podcasts: High and Mighty, ActionBoyz, and The Gino Lomb...
Jan 28, 2021•56 min
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Strap in for a spooky episode! We start by pulling tarot cards, which unfortunately show some ugly signs related to my mom’s and my present and future. What else is not pretty? Watching someone have sex on your dead relative’s gravesite. We discuss this popular phenomenon along with our experience seeing a medium who talks to the dead. Come get your freak on! Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! GREEN CHEF – Want delicious, organic meals that you can co...
Jan 20, 2021•58 min
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ It's official: Everyone, including Cam, is taking nude photos of themselves. KarenLee offers some must-do's for your next nude selfie shoot. (Note: This is not an invitation to send unsolicited dick pics.) We also discuss how our COVID pod might've been contaminated recently due to an unexpected My Little Pony sing-along. Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! CALM – Want better sleep? Go to Calm.com/SexTalk to get 40% off of Calm's premium subscription! ...
Jan 13, 2021•59 min
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Would you bone in the back of a police car? What about an Uber? My mom and I weigh the pros and cons to sex in public vehicles. We also discuss our New Year's resolutions and whether you need other people around to experience true happiness. We trip out on some breathwork!🌬 Here's a link to Mike Chang's Daily Flow that Cam loves. Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! UBERLUBE – UberLube is our favorite lube! Perfect for oral, anal, and vaginal sex. Use ...
Jan 07, 2021•50 min
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ We're leaving 2020 with a BANG! We share about our favorite episodes of the year, the silver linings we're bringing with us into 2021, and the crap we're saying BUH-BYE to from 2020. We talk wet dreams at the age of 31, eating food in the bathroom, and marrying sex dolls. HAPPY NEW YEAR, YOU SNEAKY FREAKS!!! Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! SATISFYER – Get 40% off all of Satisfyer's cutting-edge, app-enabled wellness devices! Use code MOM40 at www.S...
Dec 30, 2020•58 min
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Public Service Announcement: Do not use toothpaste as lube! This is just one of the pearls of wisdom that my mom shares with us this week. We also discuss how astrology is telling us that good things like sex are headed our way. I also share new findings about Attachment Theory that my mom considers "More boring than a funeral." Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! UBERLUBE – UberLube is our favorite lube! Perfect for oral, anal, and vaginal sex. Use co...
Dec 23, 2020•56 min
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ It probably will not surprise you to hear that for the holidays my mom decided to give all our family members sex products. She spent the week learning about ayahuasca, while I was glued to the YouTube channel of my two favorite physical therapists. I also pulled out all the stops on my dating app and even signed up for a conscious dating experience called Hum Hum. May all you sneaky freaks mask up and stay healthy! Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! ...
Dec 16, 2020•57 min
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Looking for the perfect holiday gift to spice up the end of 2020? We've got you covered with our favorite sexual wellness devices and gift boxes from FemmeFunn, Satisfyer, and Like A Kitten. Use these links and promo codes to get our Sneaky Freak discounts! 20% off FemmeFunn – Use code "MOM" at FemmeFunn.com/Mom – Our Pick: Essenza 40% off Satisfyer (on app-enabled products) – Use code "MOM40" at Satisfyer.com – Our Pick: Curvy2+ 20% off Like A Kitten – Use code "MOM"...
Dec 11, 2020•22 min
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Ever had an egg laid inside of you by a splorch, a.k.a., a f*ckable alien tentacle? Well, you'll get to experience what it sounds like alongside my mother and me. We also discuss what is getting us out of the COVID blues, namely Tik Tok, a meditation retreat, and Bob & Brad. Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! CALM – Want better sleep? Go to Calm.com/SexTalk to get 40% off of Calm's premium subscription! Calm has sleep stories and guided meditations to...
Dec 09, 2020•58 min
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ What's your fantasy? My mom brings in an extremely reputable study 😉 that explains the differences between what men and women fantasize about. My mom thinks these fantasies are amateur hour. I reach out to past flames. My mom schools the entire family about her favorite porn channels. We bring on special guest, "The O-Man" who shares with us some tips to realign our bodies to allow for more orgasms! Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! DIPSEA – Want to...
Dec 02, 2020•1 hr 1 min
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ STRAP IN! I got in the holiday spirit by getting high and trying to finger my own butthole. My mom is celebrating No Nuance November. If she was at all filtering herself before, she's definitely holding nothing back now. We argue about what we're grateful for and discuss the Pope's affinity for Insta-booty. This is a Gobble Gobble spectacular that explores every crevice of our lives. Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! CARE/OF – Want quality vitamins c...
Nov 25, 2020•53 min
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Watch out! I'm mad and itchy! Luckily my mom is here to distract and force me into watching TV, like the bad influence that she is. We share a story about a new low for someone blaming their farts on their dog. We also discuss whether a dude is f*cking his octopus. We hear listeners' reactions to my mom using her toothbrush as a vibrator. Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! UBERLUBE – UberLube is our favorite lube! Perfect for oral, anal, and vaginal s...
Nov 18, 2020•50 min
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Sex, Death, Sh*t, and Meth! This episode has it all! Mom shares about her innovative first vibrator. I share how veggies have been affecting my bowels. We discuss a "Death Party" equipped with meth, rock 'n roll, and one final bone sesh. We answer listener questions about what someone should do if they want more or less sex than their partner. Tune in! Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! POUR MOI – Hey vulva-owners, want stronger orgasms? Intensity by ...
Nov 11, 2020•53 min
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ We bring on a friend of the road who shares with us the key to flirting: Get into FLOW STATE. My mom claims that my Hinge dates do not qualify as dating. She also twerks for Biden on Tik Tok. A listener shares an EPIC story about bed bugs. I bore my mom with a chat on how to be happy. Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! UBERLUBE – UberLube is our favorite lube! Perfect for oral, anal, and vaginal sex. Use code MOM at www.UberLube.com for 10% off and fr...
Nov 04, 2020•55 min
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ It's a miracle that you're listening to this podcast episode. Mom and I took an EPIC road trip to Big Sur, California. There were dangerous roads, excrement of all varieties, and fire. In a matter of hours, several of our deepest fears became a reality. There was also a lot of laughs. Buckle up for this ride! Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! CALM – Want better sleep? Go to Calm.com/SexTalk to get 40% off of Calm's premium subscription! Calm has slee...
Oct 28, 2020•46 min
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Mom used her Tik Tok prowess to discover (i.e. stalk) Tai Verdes, a young musician whose music has blown up the Internet. He's got the #4 most viral sound on Tik Tok and over 14 million streams on Spotify. Tai joins us to discuss what overnight success feels like and its effect on his dating life. He offers some motivating words for you sneaky freaks who wants to jumpstart your creative career (or Tik Tok account). Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! P...
Oct 23, 2020•58 min
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ In Mom's News, a writer for the New Yorker gets caught masturbating during a work Zoom call. We also discuss f*cking sheep to relieve the stress of final exams. I offer my thoughts related to the Buddhist precept of Wise Sexuality and my personal experience around chub rub. Hang on tight! Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! DIPSEA – Slow down and masturbate! Dipsea is an audio app that features short, sexy stories and guided sessions designed to turn y...
Oct 21, 2020•35 min
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ What is the best drugs to have sex on? My mom and I have VERY different takes, and I do not care that she thinks I'm boring. We discuss bishops desecrating an altar with their sex. We share the key for how to keep your sex life alive in a long-term relationship. We also talk about how to keep your dog alive. Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! UBERLUBE – UberLube is our favorite lube! Perfect for oral, anal, and vaginal sex. Use code MOM at www.UberLub...
Oct 14, 2020•57 min
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ I'll be honest, sometimes I experience insecurity around my one-eyed monster. This is a pep talk featuring Cardi B to encourage all of you who experience shame around your cock or pussy! We also discuss strategies for getting in the mood, our major takeaways from podcasting about sex for five years, and how to cope with being cheated on. Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! CALM – Want to destress? Go to Calm.com/SexTalk to get 40% off of Calm's premium...
Oct 07, 2020•1 hr 3 min
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ This week was full of excessive birthday wine, COVID scares, and seductive state ID pics. We respond to listener comments and questions about erotica, divorce, cougars, and dating apps. My mom insults my toes (in a loving way). Please VOTE! For more info visit: https://iwillvote.com/ Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! POUR MOI – Hey vulva-owners, want stronger orgasms? Intensity by Pour Moi is an automatic Kegel exerciser that will strengthen your pel...
Sep 30, 2020•1 hr 1 min
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Move out of the way! After several viral Tik Toks, my mom is now a legend in the Philippines. We discuss getting caught having sex on a work zoom, our top tips for exercising your Kegel muscles, and how my grandma is convinced I won't get a girlfriend until I get a haircut. I was also stalked during a family dinner. Enjoy! Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! NATIVE – Looking for delicious, natural deodorant? Receive 20% off your first order at nativede...
Sep 23, 2020•1 hr 1 min
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Legendary stand-up comedian and lgbt activist, Margaret Cho, talks with us about being raised in a Korean-American family that owned an erotic bookstore! We discuss being a switch and how her parents didn't approve of her bisexuality. We also get into BDSM, polyamory, and hormone replacement. Don't miss this wild ride! Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! CALM – Want to destress? Go to Calm.com/SexTalk to get 40% off of Calm's premium subscription! Calm...
Sep 16, 2020•58 min
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ My mother is under the impression that I am too sensitive to camp and scared of blood. She's wrong. Meanwhile, she's buying skimpy bathing suits in order to reach 10,000 followers on Tik Tok. One of our fav listeners calls in to tell us about her golden shower experience. We offer extensive advice on how to spice up the sex life when you're in a long-term relationship. Strap in for this wild ride. Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! UBERLUBE – Want to ...
Sep 09, 2020•1 hr 9 min
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ This is the pee pee episode! We talk about it in all sorts of settings and flavors – from Mom getting accused of peeing on someone's shoulders to Cam actually getting pissed on. We answer listener questions about nonconsensual golden showers and requests for our urine. Aside from pee, we discuss makeup sex, sex with your coworker's mom, and squirking (squirting + twerking). Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! MANSCAPED – Need a way to groom below the b...
Sep 02, 2020•55 min
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Nina Hartley tries to convince my mom to get into web camming. I catch a glimpse of life post COVID at a silent disco on the beach. We discuss massages and how everyone secretly desires that they becomes erotic. I learn that my penis is average sized! Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! CALM – Want to destress? Go to Calm.com/SexTalk to get 40% off of Calm's premium subscription! Calm has sleep stories and guided meditations to help put you to bed and ...
Aug 26, 2020•1 hr 1 min
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Mom reviews Cardi B's "WAP" and hacks Tik Tok to gain thousands of followers. I broke Hinge and Bumble, and now I have to use our business accounts to get new dating apps. We take your questions about how to perform anal and our most embarrassing sex stories. Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! CARE/OF – Want quality vitamins customized to your needs? To get 50% off your first Care/of order, go to TakeCareOf.com and enter code MOM50. DIPSEA – Slow down...
Aug 19, 2020•1 hr 3 min
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ You're quarantined with a sexy roommate, the isolation is getting to you, what do you do?! And how would you feel if you found out your partner had way more lovers than you thought? This is the juicy listener goss we are getting into today, folks. Strap in! Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! NATIVE – Looking for natural, aluminum-free deodorant? Receive 20% off your first order at nativedeo.com/mom or use promo code MOM at checkout. If you've enjoyed ...
Aug 12, 2020•41 min
☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Back from silent retreat and feeling much more centered, I now have the space in my life to schedule in sexy time. It just has to take place on weeknights between 9PM and 9:02PM. My mom has taken the opposite approach to me. Rather than going inwards, she's going outwards and debating about signing up for an Only Fans account. 😳 Support our show by supporting our sponsors! CALM – What's more important than your sleep? Go to Calm.com/SexTalk to get 40% off of Calm's p...
Aug 05, 2020•46 min
