SPM 234: The Value Of Trophies

The football: Do trophies have a different value depending on who wins them, how often, and whether they are claimed by a player that's also associated with individual achievements? Harry Kane has a chance to move from a club that hasn't won anything to one that wins everything, but will those potential future achievements have the same value to him as breaking the Premier League, or England goal-scoring record at some point in his career? The food: Steven, who according to the MailOnline is living in a no-go area for white people, is forced to eat a dish which is typical of Didsbury, clearly proving the august publication's point: mango chutney-glazed spiced chicken breast with cumin bulgur wheat and roasted carrots. Emails to setpiecemenu@gmail.com