SPM 209: What happens when the magic potion runs out?

The football: After two promotions and glowing notices for his overlapping centre backs, Chris Wilder and Sheffield United are struggling. Has the magic potion he created for his team run out, and if so, how do you replace it? Features an over-extended metaphor about Asterix, and the secrets behind how a modern player avoids giving mixed zone interviews. The food: Rory has found a new local coffee shop that suits his elevated tastes, and he wants to give them some publicity, even though their usual clientele tend to wear a little too much lycra for his liking. Plus: Do you own a small business? Does it offer niche goods? Are you based in a non-UK territory? If the answer to these questions is a resounding "yes" then email setpiecemenu@gmail.com if you'd like to follow our Jordanian hardware store in sponsoring the show!