SPM 198: Seriously. WTF is going on?

The football: Can anyone please tell us what the **** is going on in the Premier League? Three rounds of fixtures, and a plethora of goals, mistakes and handballs. Oh, the handballs! We, as ever, attempt to answer our own question, while making sure Steven has enough time to rant about the handballs. The food: Hugh is particularly pleased with himself as he's eaten a vegan burger for the first time. Just one of the many cool things from three years ago he's only now catching up on. Don't forget to enter your selection into the SPMPLPL! Head to tinyurl.com/setpiecemenu to take part! Email: setpiecemenu@gmail.com