Jupiter Ascending (2015)

In this episode, Steph and Jeff check out the Sci Fi epic Jupiter Ascending. Wait, is epic the right term? Bloated, meandering snoozefest? That's better. Anyway, we'll do our best to rewrite this into something watchable. Fun bonus game: See if you can determine when Jeff switches from Jupiter the planet to Jupiter the person, but confusingly does not make that clear. Too. Many. Jupiters.