SCP-Y: “Cannibal Mathematics”

SCP Archives

Jul 31, 2025•17 min•Season 8Ep. 24

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Summary

Explore SCP-Y, a Euclid-class infohazard defined as the set of all non-existent numbers. The episode delves into its stringent containment protocols, which forbid numerical metrics, and describes how SCP-Y causes numbers—and even numerically designated entities—to vanish from reality, leading to catastrophic system failures and profound psychological effects. Witness the chilling account of a D-Class human subject's obliteration and the Foundation's urgent reclassification request due to its potential to unravel global infrastructure.

Episode description

SCP-Y is registered as a Class F Infohazard. SCP-Y is the set of all numbers which do not exist.

Content Warnings: Descriptions of weird death

Transcript

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Cast & Crew

SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz

SCP-Y was written by Sam Swicegood

Script by Kevin Whitlock

Narrator - Elissa Park

Computer - Rissa Montanez

Dr. [Redacted] - Nate DuFort

Dr. Buchanon - Marquiz Moore

Art by Eduardo Valdés-Hevia

Dialogue Editing by Nate DuFort

Theme Song by Matt Roi Berger

Original Music by Newton Schottelkotte