SCP-4703: “Perfectly Legal”

SCP Archives

Jul 17, 2025•24 min•Season 8Ep. 22

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Summary

This episode explores SCP-4703, a supermarket in Midland, Texas, operating under bizarre, deadly, yet "perfectly legal" practices. The Foundation grapples with its anomalous legal influences and the bureaucratic nightmare of containment, while a field agent bravely infiltrates to uncover terrifying in-store secrets, including a mummified manager and unexpected dangers. It's a deep dive into the disturbing nature of anomalous law and the challenges of containing it.

Episode description

SCP-4703 is an independently owned supermarket in Midland, Texas, operating under the name 'Yeah, We're Totally Going to Sell You This'.

Content Warnings: Children in danger, hostile architecture, bureaucratic nonsense, body horror, mentions of castration

Transcript

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Cast & Crew

SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz

SCP-4703 was written by PeppersGhost

Script by Kevin Whitlock

Narrator - Jon Grilz

Notary - Chris Harris-Beechey

Sheldon Katz - Ashlee Jones

Blandina - Katrina Pecina

Paulson - Russ More

Art by Eduardo Valdés-Hevia

Dialogue Editing by Nate DuFort

Theme Song by Matt Roi Berger