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¶ SCP-4511 Introduction and Containment
Item number, SCP-4511. Object class, pending classification. Special containment procedures. The factory SCP-4511 resides in has been purchased by the Foundation and designated Provisional Site-4511. MTF-PI-1, City Slickers, have been assigned to manage containment and security of the object. All organic matter which has exited SCP-4511 is to be returned inside, regardless if living or deceased.
File serve notice. As of writing, research into SCP-4511 is still ongoing. Some errors may be present. Description. SCP-4511 is a large mechanical construct located in the basement of Danforth Meatpacking, a disused meatpacking factory in Chicago, USA. SCP-4511 externally resembles a domestic pig. measuring approximately 15 meters by 25 meters by 20 meters at its widest points, and is constructed of iron, which has become heavily oxidized following several years of improper maintenance.
SCP-4511's primary entrance point is a large blast furnace in a constant state of activation, despite being disconnected from all fuel lines and ignition sources. SCP-4511's left flank contains a thin, five-centimeter-long slit that, upon certain conditions being met, will print an index card carrying a series of instructions. Recovery report.
factory was initially raided by Foundation agents embedded within the Chicago Police Department in response to reports of occult activity in the area. They encountered heavy resistance from a group of occult worshippers who had taken residence in the basement. MTF Epsilon 9 Fire Eaters were dispatched to lend support to the Chicago Police Department. Of the 47 cultists that had previously inhabited the factory, only one survived their injuries for more than 72 hours.
¶ Initial Research and Card Manifestations
While the individual was treated for their injuries, Foundation personnel began studying SCP-4511. The following card was discovered left within SCP-4511. And a flock of my own. Satisfied. Every 12 hours, SCP-4511 produced another copy of the card. On 01-24-65, the last surviving victim of the raid on the factory was pronounced deceased. At the same time, SCP-4511 produced a new punch card. Garnt! Demand the metal teeth that endlessly turn. Period. One. Week.
¶ SCP-4511 Experiment Log
The SCP-4511 research team requested to conduct experiments on the object, which was initially denied by lead researcher Westron, but later overruled by regional director Caleb. The following is a summary of tests conducted on SCP-4511. Test 1. Demand. The metal of this suffocating prison. 57 pieces of scrap iron scavenged from within Provisional Site 4511. Procedure Gears thrown into SCP-4511 individually. Results
Sounds of metal crunching persisted for two minutes and three seconds. Three hours after the test, all gears in Provisional Site 4511 underwent a rapid oxidation process, rusting significantly. SCP-4511 itself remained unaffected. Test 2. Demand. Oil to slicken by frozen joints. Resources. Three 200-liter drums of machine oil transported from Site 12. Procedure. Drums were thrown into primary orifice. Results.
Low-pitched gurgling heard for 38 minutes before the remains of the oil drums were expelled. SCP-4511 then began to shake violently for four minutes. A large amount of rusted scrap iron and two domesticated pig femurs were then expelled. Test 3. Demand. Two of my children. Made in my image. Made in flesh. Resources. Two adult domestic pigs, sexed pair. D98123 SSD and D98124 SSD. Procedure. Both subjects forced into SCP-4511's primary orifice. Results.
Subjects passed through first layer of fire unharmed, obscuring them from view. Five seconds later, high-pitched squeals were heard, ceasing after 25 seconds. For 47 minutes afterwards, a low-pitched gurgling was heard emanating from SCP-4511. Test 4. Demand. Box Houston. My children's corpses. Resources. 17 meat hooks found within Provisional Site 4511. Procedure.
Hooks were thrown into primary orifice. Results. Metal crunching was heard within 20 seconds and persisted for 11 minutes before a spherical metal object was expelled at high speeds. Terminating Agent McHenry. McHenry's body was then thrown into the primary orifice. Test 5. Demand. A canine. First I consume. His best friend. Ben. Him. Resources. One German Shepherd. D-197231 CLF. Procedure.
Subject tranquilized and forced into primary orifice after managing to exit twice. Results. Yelping heard for approximately 27 minutes before the subject was expelled through the primary orifice. 55 minutes later, seven projectiles exited SCP-4511 at a high velocity. Further examination identified the projectiles to be teeth, specifically six molars, dog, and one canine. Human. Test six, demand. A worker for the line. Resources, D023492.
deceased due to natural causes. Procedure. Subject was thrown into the primary orifice. Results. Within four seconds, SCP-4511 emitted loud crunching noises before abruptly ejecting D-023492. Subject was extremely disfigured due to heat damage and repeated blunt force trauma. Upon dissection, subject was found to be lacking several internal organs. Test 7. Demand. A worker for the line.
Resources D023547 Procedure Due to noncompliance, subject was forced into SCP-4511 using an electric shock prod. Results screaming hard for approximately two hours. Thirty-four minutes after the test, a liquid mixture of human blood, pig urine, machine oil, and rust began leaking from various points across SCP-4511. This persisted for 46 minutes before abruptly ceasing. The human portion of the liquid was a genetic match for lead researcher Westron. Test 8. Demand. A youth to grow.
in the factories resources procedure due to non-compliance subject was forced into scp-4511 using an electric shock prod Test 9. Demand. Fuel for my internally burning fire. Resources. 450 kilograms of refined coal found within Provisional Site 4511. Procedure. Coal was manually shoveled into primary orifice by researchers Mathias and Gilroy. Results. Flames within primary orifice grew by approximately 60%, terminating researcher Mathias and injuring researcher Gilroy.
Provisional Site 4511 then began to shake violently for 3 hours and 22 minutes. 55 minutes after the shaking began, groaning was heard below SCP-4511. Test 10. Demand. The false fallen delivered to my mall to prove your faith. Resources. Lead Researcher Western. Procedure. Subject incapacitated using a 9mm bullet to the left thigh and moved to SCP-4511's entrance. Subject awoke midway through test and began attempting to bargain with researchers. Results.
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¶ Incident 4511.1: MTF Raid
Incident 4511.1. Eight hours following the conclusion of Test Report 10, Regional Director Caleb authorized MTF Epsilon 11... nine-tailed fox to raid provisional site 4511 after reports of possibly compromised site security. MTF body camera video log. Date 05-13-65. Task Force, MTF Epsilon 11, Nine-Tailed Fox. Subject, Provisional Site 4511. Team Lead, Epsilon 1. Team Members, Epsilon 2.
Epsilon three. Epsilon four. Begin log. All right, safety's off. Sound off on my count. One. Two. Three. Four. No sound of research team on the main production floor. Descending into basement. Throw a seat with caution. Three. Trying to earn your keep? Yes, sir.
Epsilon-3 moves to the electrical box of the elevator and attempts to pull it open. After a few seconds of pulling, he succeeds in opening the cover. The interior of the fuse box is revealed to have been sealed to the door with a layer of waxy material. Is that... fat? Probably from years of disuse. I don't think anyone was cleaning it, even when this place was still open. Three, can you get it working, or do we have to throw ourselves down lemming style?
Yeah, I should be able to rig something up real quick. Give me a second. Well done. Unless they somehow move the thing, SCP-4511 should be somewhere on this floor. Command, will you mind if we dent anything? Weapons free. Though we'd prefer it if at least a couple were brought in alive. Roger that. Three? Was that you? I didn't touch the lightning fuses. That's something else. Doesn't matter. Four, get over here and help me open these doors. Command.
The entire lighting system for the lower floor is shut off. Acknowledge, Team Lead. Stay frosty. Flashlights on, everybody. They're creeping about here somewhere. Jesus fuck, Three, did you piss yourself? What? No. We're walking in it. Epsilon One gestures to the catwalk floor and the shallow puddle of yellow liquid covering it. Fuck me. I think I'm gonna vomit. God, that's... Who the fuck does that? The team is interrupted by a drop splashing into the puddle.
They raise their weapons and flashlights to reveal a fleshy growth attached to the ceiling, a hole from which is leaking the urine. Keep moving. One of you guys, make sure you're looking at it. The team continues forward, Epsilon 4 bringing up the rear to keep a view on the growth. They continue in silence for another four minutes, descending a stairwell. All right, we're reaching the basement floor.
Team lead, we're picking up. We're cutting off. Repeat, we're reaching the basement floor. Sound off. One. Two. Three. Where the fuck is four? I... She was just next to me. Do we go back to look for her? Yeah. Yeah. Get ready. The team retreats up three flights of stairs. Epsilon-4 is splayed out on a landing, unconscious. Two. On it! Epsilon-2 begins applying first aid to Epsilon-4, who has a large wound in her right thigh. Epsilon-4 slowly regains consciousness. Guys?
Glad to have you with us. Report. I... I don't know what happened. One minute I was behind you guys, and the next I'm clutching my head here. Active hostile entity in the area. Possibly anti-memetic. Can you walk? No. Take your gun and shoot anything that isn't us. We'll be back. I'll swear. The team returns down the stairwell, reaching the bottom and spreading out. The floor is largely covered in various furnaces. There's something up ahead!
The entrance to SCP-4511 is visible at the end of the room. A large pile sits next to it. Upon closer view, the pile is comprised of several white-coated bodies all suffering from extreme exsanguination. A figure sits on the floor next to the pile. Hands up! Now! The figure stands up, wearing the uniform of a researcher.
A large burn scar stretches across his right cheek. They are clutching something in their right hand. Whatever's in your hand, drop it. Whatever you think you can do to me, it's nothing. Nothing compared to what it can do. What's it? The individual gestures behind them, seemingly at SCP-4511 and the pile of corpses. I took their oil to feed it.
And I'll take yours too. I'm giving you five seconds to sit the fuck down before I blow your brains out. You can't win. If you kill me, it wins. And you'll never let it win because you've had it drilled into you that it is wrong. Got a scrap of paper with some writing on it. Mead from those who seek to do in my faithful. They've got a clump of bloody flesh, too. Okay, I guess.
Three, what are you- Here goes nothing. What the fuck? Why did you do that? I don't know. Come on, we have to go get four. She won't last long as she is. Four. Four? Oh, fuck! Check for a pulse. Nothing. Christ. One, what do we do? Only thing we can do. We had backup. We terminated the threat and Director Caleb is outside with an emergency rescon team. Let's go then. We need backup to clean this place out. End log.
¶ Incident 4511.2 and Conclusion
Incident 4511.2. Two hours following Incident 4511.1, SCP-4511 produced a punch card before ceasing all activity. In-depth examination of SCP-4511 revealed no remains of any subjects or alternative fuel sources that could have been used for the flames. Current demand. A flock. Of my own. Satisfied.
¶ Episode Credits and Patron Thanks
This episode was possible thanks to our patrons. Joining us today was Dahl, Samantha Bowan, oops, Aaron Hoffman, Ray, Tyler Mayhew, Ryan Bray, Sakurai. Myesha Meredith. Dewald Hatting. Kaitlyn Shiki. Synurtex. Ghastly. Shane Carraway. Jemaine Masters. Dawson Wilson, Eric Waffles, Like a Kill, Dusty455, Owen Potts, Pongy, William Minth, and... Feena Blondo. Thanks so much, guys. We couldn't do what we do without you. SCP Archives was created by Pacific Ass Obadiah and John Grylls.
SCP-4511 was written by Rounderhouse and Jade Schuyler. Our script was by Daisy McNamara. Our narrator was Virginia Spots. Command was Jesse Hall. Epsilon-1 was Ben Counter. Epsilon-2 was Hannah Schooner. Epsilon-3 was Brandon Nguyen. And Epsilon-4 was Madeline Moore. SCP-4511 was Chris Harris-Beachy. Unknown was Liv Smith. Our art was by Eduardo Baldez-Hebbia, and our dialogue editor was Nate DeFort. Our theme song was by Matt Roy Berger, and our original music was by Newton Chattelcotti.
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