Charles Xavier Wants To Renew My Windows Subscription

I ramble a little at the end, but before that you might find entertaining the fact that somebody pretending to be Charles Xavier, head of the X-Men, is calling about whether or not I would like to continue my "protection subscription" with Microsoft Windows. When he realizes he won't be scamming me he hangs up, but I call back a couple times and he answers. He tries explaining to me that "this call isn't for [me]", and I try explaining that Cyclops, Jean, & Wolverine are worried about him. He hung up on me again and refused to take any more of my calls. I fear that the Sentinels got to this mutant, and that he will not be selling me any antivirus services. If you immediately recognized the name "Charles Xavier", knew what I was referring to when I said "the brotherhood", or also have a favorite X-Men character (mine is Nightcrawler/Kurt Wagner) then maybe you'd like a nerdy subscription box, here's a couple links to ones I get, which include $5/off to you if you decide to try one: World's Finest: http://i.refs.cc/H9c7W9sG?u=1522215338416 GeekFuel: https://www.geekfuel.com/zEyJxj Loot Crate: http://looted.by/gGy0l Thank you! https://thetalkinggeek.com