It's the Season Two Finale! Allison and Jess are taking a summer break, but before they go, they have one more episode for you, and BOY it has it all. Pirate Queens, excellent organizational methods, ghost possessions, conspiracy theories, and a whole lot of laughter. We'll be back in September! Have a safe summer! - Podcast Music: Matt Kemp
In this final Pride episode of June, the girls chat about ~Corporate Pride~ and the drinking culture in the gay community. Will drinking pride beer make you gay? Only Allison and Jess can tell you. - Podcast Music: Matt Kemp
Allison and Jess continue their Pride theme this week with a long chat about LGBTQ+ activists in the US. Allison tells Jess all about Edith Windsor, her iconic romance with Thea Spyer, and their long battle for marriage equality. Jess takes a walk down Harvey Milk Blvd. and tells Allison about Harvey's rise to politics, and his impact on the Gay Rights movement. - Donate! - The Trevor Project - The Utah Pride Festival - The LGBTQ Freedom Fund - The Okra Project Podcast Music: Matt Kemp...
It's pride and we love the homosexual agenda. In this week's pride-themed 3 2 1 Shots episode, the gals chat queer representation in television. From Friends to Netflix's Queer Ultimatum they cover it all. - Podcast Music by Matt Kemp
It's a surprise episode to kick off summer! This week, Jess starts off with a story about influencer on wanna-be influencer crime, and Allison scares the hell out of anyone who has ever known a set of twins. - Podcast Music: Matt Kemp
Siblings. Most of us have one, and some of us even like ours. After months and months of hearing Jess and Allison roast him, Kyle, Allison's infamous older brother has come on the pod to set the record straight. They chat sibling dynamics, resolving conflict, and finding humor in the trauma. - Podcast Music: Matt Kemp
This week on the podcast, the girls chat about breakthroughs in medicine. Allison starts off with a story of justice for stolen research cells that lead to saving millions of lives, and Jess takes everyone through a brief, 4,000-year history of birth control. - Podcast Music: Matt Kemp
Social media. We're addicted to it but it also gives platforms to people who don't traditionally have them. It's a scourge on society but also connects people from all over the world. This week, Allison and Jess get honest about their relationship with social media. - Podcast Music: Matt Kemp
To wrap up the royal theme heading into the coronation later this week, the girls decided to take it waaaaaaaaaayyy back to ancient times. Jess starts us off with a classic Disney retelling and Allison narrates an episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Cleopatra edition. The tea is PIPING with thousand year old gos. - Podcast Music: Matt Kempt
Divorced, Beheaded, Died, Divorced, Beheaded, Survived. King Henry VIII was many things, but a survivor is not one of those things when it comes to the conveniences of modern-day times. In this week's 3 2 1 shots, Allison and Jess count the things that would send a 15th-century English royal into a coma. Bidets? Disney Adults? The list is endless. - Podcast Music: Matt Kemp
The royal coronation of King Charles is less than a month away, and to celebrate(?) the gals got together and spilled some truly royal tea. Allison tells the story of Prince Phillip's little-known mother, and Jess gives all the juicy deets on the fail son extraordinaire, Prince Edward VIII. - Podcast Music: Matt Kemp
In one of the most chaotic episodes yet, Allison and Jess take an imaginative journey into each other minds. Thanks to Jess' love of artificial intelligence, the girls are asked, "If your mind were an island, what would it look like?" Co-hosted by whip cream flavored vodka and St. Germain. - Podcast music by Matt Kempe
After talking about how much rich people suck, the gals decided they needed a week of heartwarming tales. Jess starts out with a tale of neighborly love in Canada in the wake of 9-11, and Allison tells the miraculous story of 13 survivors and three very good hobby cave divers. - Podcast Music: Matt Kemp
Happy 50 episodes of salting, liming, and storytiming with us! To celebrate this milestone, Jess and Allison pop some champers and talk about the 50 things they want to do before 50. Treasure, sleep schedules, and shenanigans abound. - Podcast music by Matt Kemp
It's scammers and thieves week! In this episode of failure icons, Jess and Allison can't help but laugh at the audacity of the uber-wealthy. From the chaos of the Fyre Festival to Anna Delvey putting her friends into credit card hostage situations, these two iconic(?) scammers truly take the cake for living in their own universe. - Podcast Music by Matt Kemp
It's a horror filled episode for the bright balm of spring. This week, Allison and Jess discuss horror movies, their impact on their lives, and the place scary movies have in our culture. - Podcast Music by Matt Kemp
In this Suprise Episode, Jess sashays into the universe of Ru Paul Charles and Allison pulls off a diamond heist. The girls catch up about Allison's latest bodily injury and the 38 new fears Tiktok has unlocked for Jess. If it's not already clear - Salt, Lime, Storytime supports drag queens, drag shows, and drag content!
In this special guest 3 2 1 Shots episode, the girls are joined by friend of the pod, Martha, to read your dating horror stories and share some of their own. From pouring out drinks in a date's houseplant to hitchhiking home instead of staying with a date for one more minute, this episode has it all. - Podcast Music: Matt Kemp
It's a heartbreak episode! Allison and Jess get together in person and tell each other vastly different heartbreaking tales about revenge, man (or robot's) search for meaning, and what we'll do for those we love. - Podcast Music: Matt Kemp
Happy Valentine's day! Or at least...happy day after Valentine's Day? In the spirit of the holiday, Jess and Allison do a "Love Themed" random topic and dive into all the different types of love we experience as humans. - Podcast Music: Matt Kemp
Happy February! We're coming at you live (not really) with the love stories you deserve this month. So grab a pink-themed beverage, relax, and enjoy as Jess recounts the tumultuous love life of Liz Taylor, and Allison makes us cry again with a cold-war era story of perseverance and love. - Podcast Music: Matt Kemp
It's the Drunk Listener Stories episode! Grab some water and maybe a puke bowl to be safe while Allison and Jess tell listener-submitted stories that are so boozy, it'll make sobriety seem like the only shining light. Three cheers to the end of dry January! - Music by Matt Kemp
What's better than a well-dressed, stiff shot of tequila? Raging against the government and hypocrisy, that's what. This week, Allison and Jess dive into the stories of two standout characters of the US's time tangoing with temperance. Allison tells us all about Carrie A. Nation, the ax-wielding mother of prohibition, and Jess recounts a story about Congress's premier liquor slinger. It's gonna be a great time. - Podcast Music: Matt Kemp
Welcome to 2023 where we aren't making lofty New Year's Resolutions. NAY! We are leaning into the mundane and celebrating resolutions like "be meaner!" or "sleep in more often." Listen in as Jess and Allison tell their own mediocre resolutions as well as read YOUR submissions. Cheers to another year in the books. - Podcast Music: Matt Kemp
It's season two, BABY! Allison and Jess are back from winter break, refreshed and ready to talk shit. They're kicking off dry January with a bang (and a drink). Listen in to hear about 2 historical instances of humankind and too much booze mixing poorly, and maybe think about reinstating your dry January intentions. - Podcast Music: Matt Kemp
Jess is back in the studio with Allison this week just in time for an end-of-year, end-of-season wrap-up. The girls catch up and run through their 2022 year in review. This is our season finale! We'll see you back in January!! - Podcast Music by Matt Kemp
In today's episode, we are joined by Allison's Aunt Jenny and Uncle Doug (Kates's parents) to learn the secrets of their successful 40-year partnership. Allison's brother Kyle, more importantly known as Prof-Z, also makes an appearance.
On today’s episode, Allison and guest host Kate surprise each other with stories that, funnily enough, aren’t surprising in the least if you know them. Allison tells Kate about her all time favorite plane crash story (maybe crash isn’t the right word), Aloha Airlines Flight 243. Kate then takes Allison to the magical land of Middle Earth to recount the best love story ever told: the tale of Beren and Lúthien, a story oddly similar to that of J. R. R. Tolkien and his wife Edith. You’ll laugh, scr...
This week, Allison and guest host Kate dive into some of the lies they were told while growing up in America's educational system. Did you know George Washington's dentures weren't made of wood but something far worse? Doesn't seem very Live, Laugh, Love of you America. God Bless. - Podcast intro music by Matt Kempe
This week, Allison is joined by a very special guest, her cousin and ex-nemesis Kate. In celebration of Native American Heritage Month, they will dive into the incredible true stories of two influential Indigenous women. Kate takes Allison on an emotional journey through the life of Queen Liliʻuokalani, the last queen of Hawaii. Back on the mainland, Allison unravels the century-old secret of Buffalo Calf Road Woman and the true story behind the Battle of Little Bighorn. You will be left asking ...
