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Nov 21, 2023•2 min
Rude Tales of Magic
In this improvised narrative role playing podcast, come and join artists, writers, and comedians from Adult Swim, Cartoon Network, Comedy Central, Marvel Comics, and more as they fight and fumble their way across the madcap, and exceedingly rude, fantasy wasteland of Cordelia. Branson Reese and his jester's retinue, Christopher Hastings, Carly Monardo, Tim Platt, Joe Lepore, and Ali Fisher star as a group of unlikely survivors (a talking crow, a lich in a wig, a bubbly fawn, a Sasquatch punk, and a tiefling hunk, specifically) who must solve the mystery of Polaris University's vanishment and return balance and higher education to their world. It's going to be very hard and very, very, rude.
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And Just Like That...
After an epic quest through Cordelia to Hell itself, our heroes find themselves face to face with the man behind all of their hardships: Lexicon Matters. Will they face off in a climactic battle, or can they coexist? But don't fret, dear listener! Though this campaign may be coming to a close, we have so many Rude Tales to tell in the world of Cordelia. We'll meet you back here in two weeks for the debut of our new campaign: WEIRD TIMES IN PISS HARBOR. It all goes down Tuesday, November 28th! To...
Nov 14, 2023•1 hr 16 min•Season 1Ep. 70
HALLOWEEN SPECIAL: Blood Tales of Depravity 2: Mummy Issues
Listen, if you SCARE! Light up the cauldron and sell your soul to the lowest bidder, for Ru-no, I'm sorry-BLOOD TALES OF DEPRAVITY returns for another chilling adventure. Join Count Dracula (Christopher Hastings), Big Frank (Ali Fisher), Caleb (Joe Lepore), and Count Dracula (Tim Platt), as they race across that macabre metropolis NEW YORK CITY to save the Halloween Community. And who will stand in their way? Why none other than that twisted mastermind, Branson Reese! And in two weeks: Get out t...
Oct 31, 2023•1 hr 30 min•Ep. 66
Nice ?!?
Absolutely famished from the previous 68 episodes, the gang stops in at a local diner! BEEP BEEP: Our first livestream show in YEARS is Thursday, October 19th at 8pm Eastern! Rude Tales of Magic: They Invaded My Brain! Get your tickets now!! To learn more about our brand new Patreon tiers, or to check out the sweet existing tiers, head to-where else?- Patreon! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting ...
Oct 17, 2023•1 hr 9 min•Season 1Ep. 69
Hell Rules (with special guest Caldwell Tanner)
As our now TOTALLY KILLED PARTY take stock of their new, Hellish surroundings (spoiler: it's Hell), perhaps they would do well to enlist a guide of sorts to show them the way? Enter a mysterious ferryman (GUEST STAR CALDWELL TANNER) but does he have his own agenda? Or does he just want to get home to....his wife??? BEEP BEEP: Our first livestream show in YEARS is Thursday, October 19th at 8pm Eastern! Rude Tales of Magic: They Invaded My Brain! Get your tickets now!! Huge thanks to Caldwell Tann...
Oct 03, 2023•1 hr 31 min•Season 1Ep. 68
Boy Do We Ever Have Such Sights!
The gang arrives back on campus for the new semester and-what?? Polaris University is gone? It's now a "Forbidden Zone"?? Boy I have got to start paying more attention! BEEP BEEP! After a brief 2-year hiatus, we're back with another LIVESTREAM SHOW just in time for spooky season! It's called THEY INVADED MY BRAIN and it's happening on Thursday October 19th at 8pm Eastern! For tickets and info, head over to rudetalesofmagic.com ! To learn more about our brand new Patreon tiers, or to check out th...
Sep 19, 2023•1 hr 16 min•Season 1Ep. 67
It Looks Like You're Trying To Save Your School
Our heroes try to soldier on following the events of last episode, but as they approach the Forbidden Zone, the dangers only increase. Would they like help? To learn more about our brand new Patreon tiers, or to check out the sweet existing tiers, head to-where else?- Patreon! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's prob...
Sep 05, 2023•1 hr 11 min•Season 1Ep. 66
SUMMER SPECIAL: Summer Draft '23
While we're sure you're desperate to hear the next chapter of our gripping tale, the back half of August is a time to slow down, relax, and enjoy those last days of summer. So the Bad Boys of Podcasting (Chris, Tim, and Joe) sit down to draft the ULTIMATE SUMMER. Then, Branson and Carly drop in to choose the winner, but who knows where it goes from there?? Toss on some shades, pour yourself an Arnold Palmer, and enjoy, baby. We'll be back in two weeks for the next thrilling episode in our main c...
Aug 22, 2023•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 66
Enter the Mother, Part 3
Good News and bad news. To learn more about our brand new Patreon tiers, or to check out the sweet existing tiers, head to-where else?- Patreon! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and ou...
Aug 08, 2023•1 hr 30 min•Season 1Ep. 65
Enter the Mother, Part 2
Deep beneath the Soaking Va-sorry, Soaking MOTHER , our heroes find themselves face to face with some familiar faces, but has anyone been spared by the ravages of time? Probably not! Deals are made. Lines are drawn. Prophylactics are discussed. Just another day in Rude Tales of Magic! To learn more about our brand new Patreon tiers, or to check out the sweet existing tiers, head to-where else?- Patreon! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun ...
Jul 25, 2023•56 min•Season 1Ep. 64
Enter The Mother, Part 1
Do you remember the first time you took a long trip away from home, and then came back, and found some small detail had changed? Maybe the 7-Eleven repainted the lines in the parking lot, or your dentist was arrested for arson. Whatever it was, that small detail told you that home had, and would always, move on without you. This episode is like that, but instead of the parking lot thing it's that the entire Soaking Valley is in the thrall of Mother. Whoops! See Tim Platt perform his absurdist, m...
Jul 11, 2023•1 hr 7 min•Season 1Ep. 63
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Cottage
We know the Rude crew loves a cottage, but how will they react when confronted with our *jolliest* NPC yet? Why, it's probably going to go great! I bet that everybody leaves this episode as happily as they enter it. Buckle up for an incident-free episode of our podcast :) WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably ...
Jun 27, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 62
[Patreon Preview] MÖRK BORG
"One day all will blacken and burn. Just as the Two-Headed Basilisks have predicted. The world is dying, time is short." Today we're playing MÖRK BORG: " A doom metal album of a game - Rules light, heavy everything else." Featuring Christopher Hastings, Joe Lepore and Tim Platt. Edited and sound designed by Kodiak Sanders with help from Taylor Moore at Fortunate Horse. Mörk Borg is by Pelle Nilsson and Johan Nohr. Snatch it up for yourself at your local game shop or morkborg.com . To hear the en...
Jun 21, 2023•6 min
Come Glide With Me
There there, friend. Please, rest on this comfortable, padded stool. It can be so hard to download a podcast, but somehow you've done it. Well done! Why don't I pour you a favorite beverage? Perhaps, if you're brave enough, you can also it hit play. But it's also brave to not hit play... WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! An...
Jun 13, 2023•1 hr 24 min•Season 1Ep. 61
A Classic Case of Manassas, Virginia
A thrilling tale told in a convenient "downloadable" audio format to fit your your active lifestyle! FEATURING: -An exceedingly pleasant demon summoning. -A WEIiiirRRRdd town -HELLS SECRETS REVEALED. -An unforgettable learning experience. WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all th...
May 30, 2023•1 hr 9 min•Season 1Ep. 60
It's Fly Time, Baby!
As our heroes depart the Woods Beyond the Woods, they find themselves one step closer to Hell. But those dark storm clouds on the horizon, are they real or metaphorical? Wait, they're real AND metaphorical?? Now this I gotta hear! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things con...
May 16, 2023•1 hr 13 min•Season 1Ep. 59
BONUS: For the Queen 2023
Respect her! Honor her! EXALT HER! Our jesters five- Branson, Carly, Chris, Joe, and Tim, gather to tell a tale of Queenly love and Queenly mystery. Who will say "long live the Queen!" with hearts pure and true? And who will say "long live the Queen!" in a wicked, ironic way??? Listen to discover! Edited and sound designed by Carly Monardo, with additional support by Joe Lepore. This episode contains licensed audio provided by the following: Adobe Stock (licenses ASLC-23740BB5-51D3FEC425, ASLC-2...
May 02, 2023•52 min•Ep. 66
Rude Tales of Magic: Trailer
Rude Tales of Magic is coming to Headgum! Listen every other Tuesday as Branson Reese and his jester's retinue, Christopher Hastings, Carly Monardo, Tim Platt, Joe Lepore, and Ali Fisher, buck and bumble through the magical backwater world of Cordelia. One hopes you enjoy both japes AND scrapes, because honestly, it would be impossible to disentangle one from the other, given their profound entwinement in this particular piece of entertainment. Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple ...
Apr 11, 2023•1 min•Ep. 67
Revelations 2: 2Rev2lations: Final Revelation
Flipcup's in this one! He's kind of "our" Grogu. Sam Grant helped to edit this ep, what a dang champ! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! It's your favorite show of all time, you just don't know it yet. We stand together on the precipice of self knowledge! follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button. Wi...
Feb 27, 2023•1 hr 4 min•Season 1Ep. 58
TEASER: Tim's Made of Bugs & Ali Fisher's NEW Sleepventure
BUY TIX TO TIM HERE LISTEN TO ALI's SLEEPVENTURE HERE Tim Platt (Colbert, Sesame Street, Rude Tales of Magic) is a comedian who writes songs about bugs, birds, gods, and probably frogs too. Made of Bugs is a swamp cabaret of comedians who twist traditional stand up on its head and mix it with music, illustration, and performance art to crack you up in a way you’re never been cracked up before. Get ready to laugh in a new way. Joined by Ana Fabrega (Los Espooky’s) Ike Ufomadu (Inspector Ike) Max ...
Jan 19, 2023•4 min•Ep. 66
Revelations
The, admittedly questionable, hippie idyll of The Woods Beyond the Woods has been shattered, and everything that can go wrong, does. After tonight, nothing will be the same. Sex, death, and secrets revealed. Now THAT's What I Call Podcasting! WOW look at these sponsors! Oddity Roadshow! Retrograde Minis Reckless Attack WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. follow us on twitter...
Jan 19, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 57
Yuletide Kombat Family: CHEF EDITION
Yuletide Kombat Family is a game where holiday themed characters fight to save Christmas. This time, however, the Rude Tales crew puts a whole new spin on the word “SEASON” looooooool! You’ll figure it out once you listen! I love you! Produced [and this episode description written -.ed] by Tim Platt with additional music from Steve Desiena. And WOW look at these sponsors! Oddity Roadshow! (Great new podcast from the Critical Bits folks, check it out! or die) Inked Gaming BackBlaze Retrograde Min...
Dec 22, 2022•1 hr 34 min•Season 6Ep. 2
Wolves
At long last the gang has finally gotten days of rest in a hippie sasquatch commune with no "catches" or "hidden problems" or anyone trying to "kill" them. No more conflict, everything is solved and normal. Show's over, folks. Unless.....na, no way. Could Cordelia's dad actually be...or what about that inquisitive sasquatch that keeps asking about the call stones....or the other one that kidnapped Freddy....or wait a minute, what's this about a "big show" tonight? WOW look at these sponsors! Odd...
Dec 20, 2022•1 hr 52 min•Season 1Ep. 56
ALERT: Have Yourself a Merchy Little Flipcup
We have LOTS of new stuff in store and the new designs are WILD(ly good). Order by December 4th to receive the new stuff before the holidays! rudetalesofmagic.com/store rudetalesofmagic.com/store rudetalesofmagic.com/store rudetalesofmagic.com/store rudetalesofmagic.com/store rudetalesofmagic.com/store rudetalesofmagic.com/store Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show: Twitter: @of_rude Instagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise ...
Nov 21, 2022•1 min•Ep. 66
Relics
* HURRY UP AND GET TICKETS TO SEE TIM'S NEW LIVE SHOW!!! THIS FRIDAY!! * https://nycomedyfestival.com/lineup/made-of-bugs-with-tim-platt/ A man walks down the street He says, "Why am I soft in the middle now? Why am I soft in the middle? The rest of my life is so hard I need a photo-opportunity I want a shot at redemption Don't want to end up a cartoon In a cartoon graveyard" Bonedigger, Bonedigger Dogs in the moonlight Far away, my well-lit door Mr. Beerbelly, Beerbelly Get these mutts away fro...
Nov 08, 2022•1 hr 26 min•Season 1Ep. 55
Into the Woods
There's simply no rest for the wicked. Reeling after the Battle of Brian Doyle Falls, the gang can barely catch a break as their brief respite is cut all too short. The open road calls yet again, and nowhere, not even the high fantasy preserve of The James Woods is safe. What dangers, what moral hazards, lie in wait for our heroes in this new, grand, wild place? Only time, and this very podcast, can say. DO YOU DARE LISTEN? Todays episode was sponsored by INKED GAMING For 10% off the best gaming...
Oct 13, 2022•1 hr 22 min•Season 1Ep. 54
Departures
To escape the guardian of Brian Doyle Falls, some of the gang must make the ultimate sacrifice. Specifically Debonesby and Stirfry, who both die in this episode of hit podcast Rude Tales of Magic. HEY! A lot of that great music in this episode is by The Eskalators. Find them and their "zone ska" at https://eskalators.bandcamp.com/ Todays episode was sponsored by INKED GAMING BackBlaze and The First Binding by R.R. Virdi. For 10% off the best gaming gear one may have, go to INKEDGAMING.COM/RUDETA...
Sep 21, 2022•1 hr 34 min•Season 1Ep. 53
Weather's Here, Wish You Were Beautiful
I need a vacation...from this vacation! HEY! A lot of that great music in this episode is by The Eskalators. Find them and their "zone ska" at https://eskalators.bandcamp.com/ Todays episode was sponsored by INKED GAMING and The First Binding by R.R. Virdi. For 10% off the best gaming gear one may have, go to INKEDGAMING.COM/RUDETALES and enter code rudetales. And checkout The First Binding here WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! It's the "Dark Brandon" of Podcasts! Hmm let'...
Aug 23, 2022•1 hr 17 min•Season 1Ep. 52
We're Going to GenCon! and a wee bit o' TEASER
Folks, we're headed to GenCon next week (Click here to see the schedule of FH shows and games ) and I've got GAME on the BRAIN. Where do TTRPGS come from? What the hell ARE they even? What can we "learn"* from their origin story? Ben Riggs, author of the brand new Slaying the Dragon: A Secret History of D&D stopped by the Fortunate Horse studio to answer these questions, and deliver unto you a secret origin that includes -H.G. Wells -The Bronte Sisters -The Prussian Military -Zeus and more! ...
Jul 27, 2022•8 min•Ep. 66
Arrivals
Strangers in even stranger lands, the gang must risk their lives (and then some) to discover if their new guide is friend, foe, or some new category (froend) in between. But in a place so turvy topsy, what is a friend? What is family? And with a family like this...who needs enemies? Or families? Or even friends? Wait a second, some of those are good. But which ones? WHO DO I SHOOT!? HEY! A lot of that great music in this episode is by The Eskalators. Find them and their "zone ska" at https://esk...
Jul 21, 2022•1 hr 28 min•Season 1Ep. 51
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