You can 't go home again.....but what if you can? I mean EVERYONE says you can't, but....what if they're wrong? People change, places change, you can't step in the same river twice, sure, we've heard it all, but what if...what if not me I'm different? In fact, I'm actually positive you CAN go home again and it's fine. Why doesn't everyone just go home again? Idiots. Special Thanks to CASEY TONEY for helping to make this episode. He got that pod in him. WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Sta...
Jul 07, 2022•1 hr 46 min•Season 1Ep. 50
Before we return with new episodes next week, we thought we'd invite you in to our Rude Talks of Chatting for episode 49 "O Captain My Captain!" JOIN US now and...forever? For more like this and WAY more of other stuff including alerts and discounts on tickets, merch, and very good discord and a whole additional world of games and shows and yes..stories, put a ring on it and come over to our patreon. In the meantime, take your mind off the horrible collapse of civilization outside your window wi...
Jun 24, 2022•53 min•Ep. 66
UNLOCKED: An audio recording of lost but recently discovered (by Christopher Hastings) pages of the lost diary of Frederick DeBonesby. We're taking a cycle off to gather and record more genre-defining episodes of the hit podcast Rude Tales of Magic, and in the meantime we're unlocking this DELIGHT from our patreon feed. For more like this, including entire new games run by the cast, the chat show about the show, and commentaries on Space Jam and The West Wing by Senator Pepsi, and Stirfry and Be...
Jun 03, 2022•32 min
Wait a second. if I'm...here...and you're...there...then...WHO'S DRIVING!? Special Thanks to SAM GRANT! Sam's been invaluable helping us out in the edit bay. If you notice the show is extra "tight" let Sam know what a good job he did. WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! The DSM 5 says not liking it is "doing a no growth." follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly than...
May 23, 2022•1 hr 33 min•Season 1Ep. 49
[KNOCK KNOCK] Who's there? [An Additional Wonderful] An additional wonderful who? AN ADDITIONAL WONDERFUL PODCAST! And it's called Oh These, Those Stars of Space . Yes, the Rude Crew has an entire additional podcast, where we all go on space adventures that are LEGALLY DISTINCT from Star Trek: The Next Generation. SEE Chris play an android named Threadcount 900, HEAR Branson play "ship's mortician" Clinton Bodycount, ABSORB Carly playing a "space angel" who can talk to "space god" who is real, O...
May 11, 2022•1 hr 37 min•Ep. 66
Bad boys, bad boys, what are you going to do? What are you going to do when they come for you? Special Thanks to SAM GRANT! Sam's been invaluable helping us out in the edit bay. If you notice the show is extra "tight" let Sam know what a good job he did. And this episode featured TONS of new and original music, all by Huge Today! Thank you Huge Today! And thanks to our sponsor BACKBLAZE.com/rudetalesofmagic Unlimited backup for your 'puter, for only $7 a month. Do it already! WE MAKE ANOTHER POD...
May 06, 2022•1 hr 17 min•Season 1Ep. 48
Bravely descending into the lion's den, the gang must make a daring rescue and great escape by trying the one thing they've never tried before: trying. Meanwhile, deep within the Mind Palace of the deposed lich, another kind of escape is afoot. PLUS: The nature of "The Boon" is REVEALED! Old comrades RETURN! The Skeleton DOES A DANCE! All this and more, on this episode of the hit podcast, Rude Tales of Magic. Special Thanks to SAM GRANT! for helping with the edit for this week's ep. WE MAKE ANOT...
Apr 25, 2022•1 hr 20 min•Season 1Ep. 47
The gang literally crosses paths with a figurative brother-in-arms. Will they join forces to defeat an infestation of evil along the way? Yes! Obviously! CW: Coconuts, blood, loud noises. A previous version of this episode had incorrect (but ultimately cool and fun, the kind of mistake you learn to root for, even!) venue listed for Tim's show in May. TIM PLATT WILL BE APPEARING AT UNION HALL IN BROOKLYN ON MAY 22. HE WILL BE TAPING HIS "WHAT THE HUG? TOUR FOR PEACE IN UKRAINE AND VACCINE FREEDOM...
Apr 04, 2022•1 hr 25 min•Season 1Ep. 46
It works if you work it, so work it, you're worth it. The gang is delayed, for WORK!? While Bellow picks up a shift at the vacation factory, the girls FINALLY get some alone time. A new status quo for the Witch Hunters begins to make itself known. Special Thanks to SAM GRANT! for helping with the edit for this week's ep. Happy to say that our prayers came true and Sam's gonna be with us for awhile. Uh, yeah, I think he's gonna like it here ;) WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Spac...
Mar 12, 2022•1 hr 38 min•Season 1Ep. 45
Jesus Christ, we're finally back. Special Thanks to SAM GRANT! for helping with the edit for this week's ep. Happy to say that our prayers came true and Sam's gonna be with us for awhile. Uh, yeah, I think he's gonna like it here ;) WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! It's so, so funny, and now there's a bunch of episodes out, Guaranteed you'll find one you love. follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things conside...
Feb 24, 2022•1 hr 18 min•Season 1Ep. 44
It's a reunion in the Cordelian Pastoral, and everyone's invited. Dead or alive. So nice to reconnect with old friends, isn't it? EDITOR'S NOTE: We're gonna take the next few weeks off to record and produce our next batch of episodes! The first of which, you'll be hearing on February 23rd. Is that too long to go without a little Flipcup and Stirfry in your headholes? Join us on the patreon, then! We'll be juicing some bone cone (bonus content) over there, mos def. Kisses ;) Special Thanks to SAM...
Jan 13, 2022•1 hr 12 min•Season 1Ep. 43
Tis the season…yeah the season to FIGHT! Tim Platt runs a made up game of YULETIDE KOMBAT FAMILY for Ali, Branson, Carly, Chris, Joe, and Taylor! Featuring music from Steve Desiena. Produced by Tim Platt. Happy Holidays from all of us here are Rude Tales! See you next year ;) Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show: Twitter: @of_rude Instagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm . Support the sh...
Dec 22, 2021•1 hr 10 min•Season 6Ep. 1
Content Warning: gore, bodies, pebis We wild for this one! Subscribe to our sister podcast (different show same cast!) Oh These Those Stars of Space! O hthesethosestarsofspace.com Talk about "Engage"-ing content! (its a star trek goof) And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a ha...
Dec 04, 2021•1 hr 16 min•Season 1Ep. 42
Being on the lam makes strange bedfellows, like the fang-a-toofed rhinemaidens of the Kay River's bloody muddy banks. In exchange for some much needed help the gang agrees to rescue that most precious of things, a wife! But with the Witchhunters' callstones now dotting the Cordelian Pastoral, and their newest enemy in possession of an invincible weapon (and a little standard issue razzmatazz), the cards look stacked against them like never before. Perhaps an old friend could help? They definitel...
Nov 19, 2021•1 hr 38 min•Season 1Ep. 41
Soup's up! Come and get it! After a brutal few days on their inexorable odyssey north along the mighty Kay River, our heroes are finally given room, board, shelter, mercy, grace, a warm welcome, the red carpet, succor, respite, and a place to lay those weary bones. Why, it looks like the denizens of picaresque bayou town Froggy Creek simply cannot wait to...have...our heroes....for dinner? Wait a minute. YO check it out: we got some limited edition art prints of Flipcup for sale in the store! Br...
Nov 05, 2021•1 hr 41 min•Season 1Ep. 40
BEHOLD, on this Pre-Hallow's Week, we present to you both tricks and treats. Available right now on the Rude Tales Patreon feed is Tim Platt's "What a Terrible Night," a decadent and terrifying descent into the cobwebbed, eldritch corners of Tim Platt's mind. WHAT HORRORS LURK BENEATH?? WHAT TERROR WAITS AHEAD?? WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH TIM'S OBSESSION WITH EDIBLE SLIMES, i.e. HONEY, SAP, TOMATO SAUCE, ETC?? Only by entering the creaky door of the Rude Tales patreon may your mind come face to face ...
Oct 26, 2021•5 min•Ep. 67
Nothing makes a journey upriver more convenient and tolerable than that grandest of party barges, the mighty riverboat. Its vibe decadent, its pace, leisurely, its destination, romance. What better platform to view the Kay River and her picaresque environs? But wait, whats this? Complications!? Something that is, upon further investigation, not exactly what it, at first, appears to be!? HERE? In Cordelia? Well I never. Subscribe to and support our new podcast Oh These Those Stars of Space! O hth...
Oct 23, 2021•1 hr 43 min•Season 1Ep. 39
You're gonna want headphones for this one. Subscribe to and support our new podcast Oh These Those Stars of Space! O hthesethosestarsofspace.com Turns out it's VERY good. Our Patreon is seriously the best there is, and it's about to get even better. Soon, we'll post the infamous LOST EPISODE, then it's over for you bozos. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If not, well, we'd love to have you. There is SO MUCH good stuff just sitting there waiting for you. Join us HERE. Check out our stor...
Oct 07, 2021•1 hr 35 min•Season 1Ep. 38
One second you're ambling along the Switchblade foothills, and then BOOM you're accosted by the traumatized diaspora of the festival you indirectly marooned in the desert (played by the hosts of good and beloved podcast Hey Riddle Riddle), and then juuuust when you're getting used to that BOOM a greater danger appears with heretofore unseen powers and malice. You just can't win these days! Unless, no, I shouldn't say it, it's too crazy. I just can't help but think, perhaps if you banded together...
Sep 24, 2021•1 hr 28 min•Season 1Ep. 37
[LIVE SHOW TONIGHT! Get streaming and IRL tickets now at rudetalesofmagic.live now! Better hurry!] Safe in the subterranean bosom of the belly of the caves of the Switchblade Mountains, our heroes awake from a well deserved rest, and yet...temptation slinks between the stalagfrights and the wonder-seeking talking dogs of these too-quiet tunnels. Why leave at all, why not stay, when everything you ever thought you wanted can be yours? Also, Stirfry makes sushi!? What a character! Subscribe and su...
Sep 15, 2021•1 hr 33 min•Season 1Ep. 36
Last year Tim Platt (Stirfry, Smellulus, Tim Platt, Davo) decided to try and run his own game of Honey Heist. Thank god we recorded it, because it must be heard to be believed. Unfortunately the audio had severe problems. Now, a year later, it has been fully restored, and this ABSOLUTE TREASURE of a game is being released today on our patreon. Here is but one sublime taste of the absolute FEAST that awaits you over on the patreon. We'll see you in two weeks when we return to Cordelia. Until then...
Aug 25, 2021•6 min•Ep. 66
Our heroes yet again find themselves on the run, but how can they escape the once-great city of Ruleshaven if it's surrounded by the seemingly unstoppable Witch Hunters. Help may come from below, but can they find an exit in time to avoid the terrified Witch Hunters' ultimate weapon. Who makes it out, and who doesn't? Will the Big Hole Boys ever ride again? How can we make love stay? All these answers and more await you in the calf-cramping finalé of our Ruleshaven residency. Check out our frien...
Aug 13, 2021•1 hr 33 min•Season 1Ep. 35
ALERT! INVADERS FROM SPACE! Oh These, Those Stars of Space that is! Here is the first public chapter of our episodic, space-based chaos festival from the same Rude Crew you know and "would die for." Come along with us on an entirely new, and legally distinct, journey far in Earth's future, to discover new worlds, to "french" new aliens, and to bravely go where no previously extant IP has technically gone before. Oh These, Those Stars of Space , is a completely new show with its own feed and ever...
Aug 04, 2021•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 66
We got A WHOLE NEW PODCAST: Oh These, Those Stars of Space! You're gonna love it, it's the same brilliant (but sensual!) cast you crave, making a whole new thing in a whole new format and genre. It's the pod you were born to love. Jam it in your pod holes or visit ohthesethosestarsofspace.com Our Patreon is seriously the best there is, and it's about to get even better. Soon, our Patreon will perform cellular mitosis (asexual) and become TWO patreons, and then it's over for you bozos. If you're ...
Jul 29, 2021•1 hr 45 min•Season 1Ep. 34
We've just announced OUR FIRST IN-PERSON live show in a year ! September 15th at the Bell House in historic Brooklyn, New York. Tickets are going fast and will definitely sell out very soon. Get one now at rudetalesofmagic.live Our Patreon is seriously the best there is, and it's about to get even better. Soon, our Patreon will perform cellular mitosis (asexual) and become TWO patreons, and then it's over for you bozos. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If not, well, we'd love to have y...
Jul 07, 2021•1 hr 8 min•Season 1Ep. 33
OUR NEXT LIVE SHOW IS SOON AND TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW!!! It'll be our last live show until September, so get. on. board. spit spot. Go to rudetalesogmagic.com WHO will be on the exclusive mug? Wet Beep? Milker? Sundown Samara? Only one way to find out! Our Patreon is seriously the best there is, and it's about to get even better. Soon, our Patreon will become JUST binaural beats (and crypto trading tips), and then it's over for you bozos. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If not, well,...
Jun 17, 2021•1 hr 34 min•Season 1Ep. 32
GO! NOW! RUDETALESOFMAGIC.COM Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show: Twitter: @of_rude Instagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm . Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
Jun 15, 2021•2 min•Ep. 66
This episode features original music by Huge Today, Tim Platt, and Branson Reese. Our Patreon is seriously the best there is, and it's about to get even better. Soon, our Patreon will spend ONE NIGHT in the old Henderson place and NO calling our moms, and then it's over for you bozos. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If not, what the fuck is wrong with you ? Join us HERE. Check out our store at rudetalesofmagic.com for HOT HOT deals on sweet sweet shirts, live show recordings, and more...
Jun 04, 2021•1 hr 22 min•Season 1Ep. 31
This episode features the brand new original song "Ding Dong" by Huge Today, Tim Platt, and Branson Reese. Huge today did the arrangements and orchestration with music by Tim Plat and lyrics by Tim Platt and Branson Reese. It is sung by The Soaking Valley Learning Annex Tabernacle Choir. Huge Today is amazing, they also made Scrum's Theme. Good people. Our Patreon is seriously the best there is, and it's about to get even better. Soon, our Patreon will host Saturday Night Live with musical guest...
May 20, 2021•1 hr 29 min•Season 1Ep. 30
This episode features original music by B A Kling. It also features a solid 45 minutes of exposition., and you know what? It sings. What other podcast would DARE? Our Patreon is seriously the best there is, and it's about to get even better. Soon, our Patreon will replace Prince Phillip as the person in charge of having sex with the Queen, and then it's over for you bozos. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If not, well, it's never too late to "do it right." Join us HERE. Check out our s...
May 06, 2021•1 hr 33 min•Season 1Ep. 29
