No Mike this week so we didn’t have to suffer through any Arsenal chat, however Hannah is pretty happy at Man United’s resurgence but she’s infinitely more excited about her performance in the increasingly tense Row Z Fantasy Premier League! Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you ...
Aug 26, 2022•53 min•Season 2Ep. 2
We ponder whether being left out of the team against Liverpool was exactly what Harry Maguire needs to get a break from social media scrutiny; discuss whether Casemiro is the missing piece of the puzzle at Old Trafford and discuss a well-deserved return to form for Marcus Rashford. Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any ...
Aug 26, 2022•14 min
Joe is very excited after ASM’s stellar first half performance against Man City but Will Short thinks the Newcastle winger is too mercurial to be anything more than an occasional bit of fun! Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podc...
Aug 26, 2022•5 min
Things are hotting up in the Fantasy League and it just so happens that Mike’s absence coincides with his team tumbling down the table… hmmm. Listen out for your team as there’s a rundown of the standings so far and Hannah shares her top tip for success. Oh and we ask whether it’s ever permissible to put a rival team’s player in your line-up! Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each mo...
Aug 26, 2022•10 min
We wonder whether Liverpool have blown it in this summer's transfer window and wonder how much their missing Thiago. Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be jolly chuffed! Thanks :) Learn more about your ad choice...
Aug 19, 2022•4 min
Joe is delighted at Antonio Conte's new, evil Tottenham, while Mike is scathing about Cristian Romero and we discuss the Premier League's best brawls. Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be jolly chuffed! Thanks ...
Aug 19, 2022•10 min
Joe is full of praise for Cristian Romero and new, dirty Spurs, while Mike this Man Utd could go down and we wonder what Liverpool need to get going? Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be jolly chuffed! Thanks :...
Aug 19, 2022•1 hr 2 min
Mike is positively delighted at the prospect of a relegation scrap for Manchester United, Hannah outlines exactly where the problems started and Joe has some bold predictions. Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d ...
Aug 19, 2022•15 min
Joe and Mike muse on whether the Catalan giants are gambling the club's future with their short-term financial dealings... Hannah was in bed. Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be jolly chuffed! Thanks :) Learn ...
Aug 19, 2022•10 min
Hannah is crowing as she finds herself top of the Row Z FPL after two weeks, meanwhile Mike has some squad management tips for Joe. Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be jolly chuffed! Thanks :) Learn more about...
Aug 19, 2022•10 min
Want to have to sift through load of waffle about Hannah's feet and Joe getting waterboarded!? Yes! Well you're in luck because we're back for the new season with a bang, so here's the full, unabridged new episode, including Mike's Row Z FPL update, The Battle of the Bridge Part 2, more Manchester United crises and a look at a lacklustre Liverpool. Enjoy! Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a...
Aug 19, 2022•1 hr 27 min•Season 1Ep. 1
We’re joined by comedian, actor and presenter Ben Keenan to look back on another disappointing season at Manchester United as we ask what the Red Devils need to do to recover former glories. Oh and Hannah is happy to find someone else who is also unable to pronounce basic words. Enjoy! Also, if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be jolly chuffed! Thanks :) Learn more about y...
Jun 17, 2022•25 min•Season 1Ep. 58
In one of our fave episodes EVER, we turn the show over to the listeners and take questions on everything from the rebuilding project at Everton to Hannah’s contraception advice. Enjoy! Also, if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be jolly chuffed! Thanks :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...
Jun 17, 2022•22 min•Season 1Ep. 57
In the first of our special summer episodes, we look at the best and worst of the football season and more importantly, engage in a forensic dissection of our co-hosts! There’s also some weirdly grown-up stuff about pitch invasions, the plight of referees and the state of society but that’s tempered with an erotic reimagining of The Sixth Sense . Enjoy! Also, if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to ...
Jun 06, 2022•43 min•Season 1Ep. 56
It’s the end of the season but the start of a whole new adventure for the Row Z squad, as we look back at the Champions League Final, salute Carlo Ancelotti and praise Nottingham Forest AND announce a whole new raft of special summer podcasts to take us through to the new football season! There’s also a surprising amount of chat about vomit, Joe finally admits the true nature of his relationship with his football big head collection, oh… and we’d also like to apologise to Raymond. Enjoy! And if ...
Jun 02, 2022•37 min•Season 1Ep. 55
No Mike this week however, in a shock development, there was some football discussed! Joe and Hannah talked about a bonkers final day of the Premier League season with Man City crowned champions, Burnley going down and Spurs claiming the final Champions League spot. However not to worry, as there’s also plenty of chat about amorous adventures with taxi drivers, Joe wonders why he’s never allowed to meet famous people at work and Hannah ponders the pastimes of London commuters. And if you like th...
May 26, 2022•59 min•Season 1Ep. 54
As the end of the season approaches, we reflect on Mark Noble’s West Ham career; Mike wonders whether Arsenal have blown their chance of Champions League football with North London rivals Spurs now in poll position and Hannah creates a new segment that will revolutionise football podcasts forever. Joe also reminisces about traumatic gigs, Hannah basks in the glory of her sporting exploits at a kids party and there’s lots and lots of stories about farting. Enjoy! And if you like the show, please ...
May 20, 2022•58 min•Season 1Ep. 53
You’ll be able to tell from the sheer number of bleeped-out expletives that Hannah was back this week and she was quick to regale Joe and Mike with tales of her new TV show and staying in depressing hotels on the M6. We also discussed whether Manchester United are at their lowest point ever, whether Frank Lampard has done enough to save Everton from relegation and considered the idea that football’s loveable granddad Roy Hodgson may, actually, be secretly evil, after he saw his Watford team rele...
May 12, 2022•51 min•Season 1Ep. 52
With Hannah away we veered away from unbroadcastable stories about drinking bodily fluids and in a first for Row Z, actually talked about football. Special guest Charlie Hawkins joined the show and was on hand to dissect an epic afternoon at Goodison Park that saw all kinds of shenanigans from the Everton fans as their team gave themselves a chance of Premier League survival, while pouring yet more misery on Thomas Tuchel’s misfiring Chelsea. There was also plenty of chat about the Top 4 battle ...
May 05, 2022•53 min•Season 1Ep. 51
With Joe currently unable to speak, Hannah steps into the host’s seat, so if you’re after a more refined, measured and thought-provoking show this week, you’re bang out of luck and Joe (semi) silently watching on, the gang welcomed back Newcastle fan, presenter and friend of the show Simon Harkness. There’s a spirited defence of Frank Lampard’s bus-parking in the defeat to Liverpool in the Merseyside Derby, a discussion of what next for Harry Maguire and Hannah gets somewhat carried away about M...
Apr 28, 2022•58 min•Season 1Ep. 50
Ahead of the final few weeks of the Premier League campaign and with Joe finally having his throat operation to stop him sounding like Sean Dyche, we thought this would be a good opportunity to put out our favourite bits of our first season. It's been an amazing experience, with the show hitting hundreds of thousands of monthly views, landing a slot on national radio and getting our first award-nomination and we would just like to thank every single listener and viewer for all your support. We'l...
Apr 21, 2022•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 49
Horology is the theme of this week’s show, as Hannah’s mind is blown by the Dutch approach to telling the time and Joe gets the whole crew to the studio a full 24 hours early! There’s also plenty of chat about what Everton need to stay up, why it won’t work for Ten Hag at Manchester United and the gang salivate over Luka Modric rolling back the years to help Real Madrid dump Chelsea out of the Champions League. Hannah is also deeply ashamed after accidentally revealing too much to an unsuspectin...
Apr 14, 2022•57 min•Season 1Ep. 48
As we get ready to announce an exciting development for Row Z, we have some of our favourite bits from the last couple of months. When Mike was away at his biannual naked beard retreat, Joe and Hannah were joined by movie presenter and Newcastle fan Simon Harkness, who had the gall to claim Eddie Howe is a better football manager than friend of the show Steve Bruce! There was also plenty of chat about Manchester United’s unpredictable form, we asked where does Harry Kane stand in the list of Pre...
Apr 07, 2022•58 min•Season 1Ep. 47
In a turbulent week for popular culture, we discuss slaps at the Oscars, boos at Wembley and whether it’s ever permissible to eat a pickled onion with a roast dinner. There’s also lots of chat about what’s next for Cristiano Ronaldo, Manchester United’s manager-hunt and another ridiculous attempt at European club competition reform from UEFA. PLUS, Joe is apoplectic over soup, Mike reveals why he still holds a grudge against his driving instructor and Hannah has invented some new pop stars. Enjo...
Mar 31, 2022•55 min•Season 1Ep. 46
Mike is back and in a break from the norm… wants to talk about Arsenal (obvs), as he rages over Ashley Young’s criticism of the Gunner’s celebrations against Aston Villa. We also wonder whether Tammy Abraham should be in the England team after the Roma striker became the first English player to score in a Rome derby since Paul Gascoigne and we ask will Everton really go down? PLUS, Hannah reveals what happened when her Mum went to watch her host Miss Scarborough, the gang ponder where you draw t...
Mar 24, 2022•57 min•Season 1Ep. 45
With Mike away at his biannual naked beard retreat, Joe and Hannah are joined by movie presenter and Newcastle fan Simon Harkness, who has the gall to claim Eddie Howe is a better football manager than friend of the show Steve Bruce! There’s also plenty of chat about Manchester United’s unpredictable form, we ask where does Harry Kane stand in the list of Premier League greats and whether Liverpool are now favourites for the Premier League title? Simon also reveals Gandalf might not be as wise a...
Mar 18, 2022•1 hr 10 min•Season 1Ep. 44
There’s plenty of rage and reflection from Hannah over Manchester United’s insipid performance against Manchester City, Joe decides he likes Antonio Conte again after Spurs’ 5-0 demolition of Everton and Mike talks tactics as Arteta continues his good run at Arsenal. PLUS, Hannah has some questionable nutritional advice, Mike takes his dad on a trip back to the 70s and Joe has a traumatic experience involving gravy. And if you like the show, please rate, review and subscribe! :) --- Send in a vo...
Mar 09, 2022•1 hr 12 min•Season 1Ep. 43
A collection of our best bits ahead of the Sports Podcast Awards! Row Z has been nominated for a Sports Podcast Award! Register here and vote for Row Z in the Comedy category: https://www.sportspodcastawards.com/auth/register --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 04, 2022•49 min•Season 1Ep. 42
Try as he might, Joe can’t avoid talking about a sad week for Spurs, as the glory of the Manchester City victory is replaced by the disappointment of a loss to Burnley and Antonio Conte’s troubling post-match comments. As you can imagine, both Hannah and Mike are brimming with sympathy and apart from Joe’s tears, there’s plenty of chat about Manchester United, Leeds’ prospects of staying in the Premier League and Frank Lampard’s quick wit. There’s also a star turn from some drunk mums and Hannah...
Feb 25, 2022•55 min•Season 1Ep. 41
Joe, Hannah and Mike look back on a mixed set of Valentine’s Day experiences, as Hannah makes a celebrity friend, Mike makes an elderly enemy and Joe makes Alan Partridge look normal after living in a hotel for too long. There’s also plenty of chat about Frank Lampard’s new-look-Everton and a resurgent Donny van de Beek; we chat Manchester United and the decline of Harry Maguire and Joe gets very, very sad about Spurs (again!). There’s also plenty of waffle about pyjamas and when it’s permissibl...
Feb 21, 2022•57 min
