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Row Z

Joe Forresterpodfollow.com
A sports podcast by idiots, for idiots. Just anything funny, interesting or powerful from the world of sport. Everything from strange stories, to mental health, to knob jokes. All wrapped up in what we laughingly refer to as a ‘sports show’. If it’s punditry you’re after we hear Gary Neville’s tremendous!
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100th Episode! Are United Back? Baggy Trousers and Bra-shopping

It's our 100th episode and just like A Muppet Christmas Carol, drinking Bailey’s at 9am and doing a poo the size of Phil Foden on Boxing Day, Row Z is back with a Christmas special and we should say a big thank you to all of you who’ve stuck with us through a year as inconsistent as Hannah’s pronunciation of basic words in the English language, because we’ve been nominated for in the Comedy category at the Sports Podcast Awards for a third year in a row! So thank you very much for listening. Tha...

Dec 20, 202341 minEp. 100

Points Deductions and Personalised Numberplates

Hannah and Joe are back with a new run of Row Z, with some big changes for the squad, some things never change, so get ready for farting at TV chefs, cross-eyed towel gnomes and some slanderous material about Manchester City. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 23, 202350 minSeason 3Ep. 3

Ham, Egg, Chips and Postecoglu's Mini Skirt

As Sandro Tonali heads down his local Wetherspoons, we check out Real Oviedo’s strange Santi Cazorla unveiling video and tumble down a rabbit hole of weird announcement videos of our own. There’s also some West Ham vs Chelsea chat, a bit of Spurs vs Chelsea, a look at Newcastle and we stumble across the secret full-backs don’t want us to know! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...

Aug 23, 20231 hrSeason 3Ep. 2

A Roy Rumble and a Bit of Moisturiser

Our guest this week is Will Short as we discuss Pep's clash with a camera Roy Hodgson's near-ruck with a man 50 years his junior and we bust a few myths about the uses of moisturiser. Plus there's Spurs, Chelsea, Liverpool and Brentford chat and Jose Mourinho's imaginary friend. Enoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 15, 202336 minSeason 3Ep. 1

Mbappe, Messi and Making Love to Mike Ashley

As we lovingly grease ourselves up for a new season, Joe is joined by Simon Harkness and on the menu is Kylian Mbappe's cash concundrum. As the French striker's time at PSG appears to be coming to an end and he contemplates the biggest transfer deal in football history, we manage to turn it into a sordid game of oneupmanship as we ask, what would YOU do for €700 million!? Get in touch @RowZPod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...

Jul 25, 202330 minSeason 3Ep. 1

THE TECHNICAL AREA with Hope Powell | Dealing with a Drubbing and Managers Facing Discrimination

In light of Spurs' St. James' Park meltdown, we ask Hope what a manager can really do when they're team os falling apart in front of them. After Arsenal Women's comeback against Wolfsburg we talked about how to conduct a half time team talk and Hope shared her personal experience of racism and discrimination as a manager. If you have any thoughts or questions for Hope please just message @JoeForresterTV and remember if you like the show please subscribe and if you can drop us a review that would...

Apr 26, 202331 min

THE TECHNICAL AREA with Hope Powell | Pilot | Guardiola or Dyche?

Something brand new from the Row Z, as we launch 'The Technical Area', a unique podcast that looks at the game from the perspective of the most maligned figure in football, the manager. Each episode Joe Forrester is joined by pioneering football manager Hope Powell, as we get her insight into what managers might be thinking, how tactics work and just what is really go on behind-the-scenes at a football club. You can also expect expert guests, from managers, to players, to football executives and...

Apr 06, 202335 min

Is Roy Hodgson a Victorian Ghost?

We're back and somehow this rubbish has been nominated for a comedy award, so thanks to you all for listening! In this episode Joe slanders a Hollywood icon, Simon Harkness upsets a national treasure and Nicole Holliday talks about, you guessed it, Arsenal. We also wonder how Antonio Conte would fare if he worked at Currys, look at Fulham's astonishing meltdown at Old Trafford and discover who's been doing the best swearing in a particularly profanity filled week. Oh and if you'd like to vote fo...

Mar 22, 202359 minSeason 2Ep. 13

Corruption Corner and Nicole's Jazz Cabbage

WE'RE BACK with all your key football news, so get reday for cocaine-sniffing chairmen, one of those most consitenly offensive set of impressions ever and Nicole's new nickname. Enjoy! If you like the show, please give us 5 stars, it's ever so helpful for the old algorithm! Cheers :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 15, 202340 minSeason 2Ep. 12

WORLD CUP, QATAR 22, BEST BITS: Row Z X Fubar's World F*Cup

Sorry for the radio silence! We've been off gallavanting over on Fubar Radio doing a World Cup show :) You can hear everything we've been up to by subscribing to Fubar's World F*Cup in your podcast app of choice but we thought we'd pop out a cheeky best bits including: Rapper Avelino Human Rights expert Rothna Begum Musician Maddox Jones Amnesty International UK CEO Sacha Deshmukh Singer Maulo FIFA whistleblower Bonita Merciades Comedian Bilal Zafar Former England Women's Manager Hope Powell CBE...

Dec 16, 202225 min

Neil Buchanan and Post-Match Rudies

This week Joe and Hannah discuss a resurgent Marcus Rashford, wonder if it's time for Klopp to stop and salute the magic of Eberechi Eze. There's also stories about toilet invasions, Brendan Rodgers acting like David Brent and Hannah flippantly dismissing thousands of years of history and culture. Enjoy! Remember if you like the show, please subscribe and review us, it helps with't algorithm and that :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...

Nov 03, 202254 minSeason 2Ep. 11

Nile Ranger’s Battered Sausage | Arsenal Blip? Conte Out? Do All Footballers Wear Tiny Pants!?

Joe is joined by Nicole Holliday to discuss Arsenal’s mini slump, Tottenham’s drab form and ask if Klopp could ever get the chop from the Kop!? They’re also joined by footballer Nathan Smith to talk veganism, meditation and Erling Haaland’s feet. Enjoy! Remember just head to https://linktr.ee/rowzpodcast for more good stuff and if you have the time and the inclination, we’d love a cheeky review! Thanks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...

Oct 28, 20221 hr 5 minSeason 2Ep. 10

Best Bits So Far | Part 1

As Joe has Covid, we look back at some of the best bits of the season so far, Row Z style. So make sure you're ready for gardening tips; bus flirting and a fundamental misunderstanding of FPL. Enjoy! Remember just head to https://linktr.ee/rowzpodcast for more good stuff and if you have the time and the inclination, we’d love a cheeky review! Thanks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...

Oct 21, 202250 minSeason 2Ep. 9

Paul Chuckle Owes Me £15

We’re back with a bumper episode as we ask: - Can Arsenal really challenge Man City? - Is Klopp’s heavy metal football finally out of tune? - Has Conte decided on a tactical shift for Spurs? - Are Manchester United making… progress!? - And will Joe ever understand the rules of Fantasy Football? There’s also more awkward bus encounters; tales from Hannah’s hometown and a bag of poo. Enjoy! Remember just head to https://linktr.ee/rowzpodcast for more good stuff and if you have the time and the inc...

Oct 12, 20221 hr 13 minSeason 2Ep. 8

A HOLE IN THE MASSAGE TABLE | Arsenal vs Spurs, Man City vs Man Utd and England Review

The gang look back on a disappointing international break for England and wonder how it will effect Saturday’s North London derby and whether it even matters, as no one can catch City anyway! They also look ahead to Sunday’s Manchester derby as Mike thinks a resurgent United could pull a surprise at The Etihad. Hannah also has more heart-warming tales from her latest holiday; Mike has a novel invention inspired by a spa day and Joe has some top tips for flirting in 2004. Remember you can get all...

Sep 30, 202251 minSeason 2Ep. 7

NORTH LONDON DERBY PREVIEW | Forty Fags, a Pork Pie and a Cream Cake

Joe and Hannah are joined by Arsenal fan and Mike lookalike Nicole Holliday, as they look back on a great weekend for the North London clubs, as Spurs thrash Leicester and Arsenal cruise past Brentford… AND there’s a preview of the top-of-the-table North London derby, as the Gunners face Spurs at the Emirates Stadium. We also ask can Leicester really go down and is it time for Brendan Rodgers to go? Hannah also has some advice for Joe to stop his descent down the Row Z Fantasy League and a bit o...

Sep 22, 202254 minSeason 2Ep. 6

Do We Need a North vs South All-stars Game!?

Joe thinks this is a good idea. Mike doesn’t. Guess who wins… Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be jolly chuffed! Thanks :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...

Sep 16, 20224 min

Is Graham Potter the Right Man for Chelsea?

Mike is unsure whether Todd Boehly is the right man for Chelsea but thinks Graham Potter could be a good tactical fit for the Blues. Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be jolly chuffed! Thanks :) Learn more abou...

Sep 16, 202213 min

S2, EP5 | Graham Potter and the Cold Fishcake

No Premier League football this week due to the sad passing of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II but still plenty to talk about as we discuss whether Graham Potter will get the time to get his ideas across at Chelsea; Mike is scathing about the idea of a North vs South All Stars match and Hannah has some startling revelations about her new gardening hobby! Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a p...

Sep 16, 202249 minSeason 2Ep. 5

Why Joe thinks Spurs will beat Man City

Joe has managed to convince himself that Spurs inability to break down average Premier League teams is the precise reason they will trounce freescoring Manchester City at the Ehihad this weekend... Hmmm.... Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscri...

Sep 09, 20226 min

ROW Z FPL | Does Anybody Understand the Scoring System!?

Another disappointing week for Hannah, Joe and Mike but congrats to Alan Sinclair, who's surged up the table and Matt Carlton, currently sitting pretty in top spot. Also our guest Simon Harkness has some of the most perfunctory FPL advice you'll ever hear. Enjoy! Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings ...

Sep 08, 20226 min

Has Ten Hag Turned Things Around at Manchester United?

Marcus Rashford scoring? New signings bedding in well? A strong centre-back partnership!? What on Earth is going at Manchester United!!!? Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be jolly chuffed! Thanks :) Learn more...

Sep 07, 202217 min

Have Newcastle Been Hard-done-by This Season?

Newcastle and friend of the podcast Simon Harkness is with us to bemoan Newcastle's hard luck when it comes to refereeing decisions but that being said, he's also rather excited about his club's progress under Eddie Howe :) Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, revi...

Sep 07, 20228 min

S2, EP4 | Andrea Pirlo Trapped in a Giant Bear Mascot's Body

As Arsenal’s unbeaten run comes to an end Mike is strangely absent again, while Hannah is chuffed to bits with Anthony’s debut as Man United beat the Gunners at Old Trafford. We also discuss a very exciting goalless Merseyside Derby, praise a virtuoso performance from Ivan Toney; we’ve got friend of the pod Simon Harkness talking Newcastle and of course, we have our weekly Row Z FPL update. Don’t forget to visit www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball For all our premium content for less than the pric...

Sep 06, 20221 hr 6 minSeason 2Ep. 4

HIGHLIGHTS | Did Parker Force Bournemouth’s Hand?

Is it just Scott Parker's wardrobe that's smart, or has the Premier League's latest managerial casualty pressed the escape button on a doomed season for Bournemouth? Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be jolly c...

Sep 03, 20225 min

HIGHLIGHTS | Have Chelsea Lost Their Identity?

We wonder where it's going wrong for Tuchel's team and question their mega bucks transfer spending. Could Chelsea be in for a rough season? Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be jolly chuffed! Thanks :) Learn mo...

Sep 03, 20227 min

TRANSFER TIT BITS | Who Won the Transfer Window?

We look back on a mega transfer window as we ask, who's done the best in football's biggest jumble sale? Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be jolly chuffed! Thanks :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit pod...

Sep 02, 20224 min

S2, EP3 | Quick! Brush the rug!

We respectfully doff our caps as Scott Parker fires himself straight out of the dugout at The Vitality with the aid of nine goals from visiting Liverpool. We also wonder if Chelsea’s poor start to the season means they’ve lost their identity; take a shot in the dark at who we think will win this season’s Champions League; definitively answer who has won the transfer window and of course, there’s an update from the increasingly tight Row Z Fantasy Premier League. Enjoy! Remember you can get all o...

Sep 02, 202252 minSeason 2Ep. 3

ROW Z FPL | Good Work from Bad Grandad

Some brand new listener entries into the Row Z Fantasy Premier League have taken the table by storm, deeply upsetting Mike, who's languishing in middle table, while Hannah is slightly less confident having slipped down the table. Still could be worse, could be Joe. Join the Row Z league at https://t.co/U8nIPlXiAb | CODE: 1uelvb Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you ...

Sep 01, 20229 min

JUST THE FOOTBALL | Man Utd vs Liverpool, Newcastle vs Man City and Leeds vs Chelsea

If you're not interested in Hannah on safari, Joe wearing a dog's underwear and Will's Hinge profile but would rather hear about whether Casemiro can save Manchester United; if Allan Saint-Maximin is the real deal and whether Jesse Marsh has finally got Leeds ticking, then this is the episode for you. Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do ge...

Aug 27, 202241 min
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