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Ross Patterson Revolution!

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Each week comedian Ross Patterson shares his wildly unique views on pop culture, entertainment, and sports as he‘s joined by the world‘s worst producer Jessie Wiseman. She‘s easy on the eyes, but terrible on Google.

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Episodes

Episode 522 - May The Fourth Be With You

Ross and Jessie discuss why it was weird watching the virtual Kentucky Derby, murder bees are on the loose in the Southern United States, despite what the news tells you, Kim Jong Un is definitely dead, Ross and Jessie discuss movies they grew up on, and Ross feels that things are starting to return back to normal. May the Fourth be with you! Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle....

May 04, 20201 hr 12 min

Episode 521 - Mika Brzezinski Goes All In

Ross and Jessie discuss why seeing celebrities without makeup will ruin your day, Joe Biden is is in even deeper s**t over sexual allegations after his rough interview with Mika Brzezinski, Jessie tells us why career politicians are odd in person, Jessie has a food-inspired quarantine meltdown, Drake’s new mixtape does not dress to impress, and Trevor Noah bashes Elon Musk over his quarantine comments. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://...

May 01, 20201 hr 16 min

Episode 520 - I'm At The End Of My Queue

Ross and Jessie discuss why some d**k pics just don’t need to exist, what happens when the two run to the end of their Netflix queues, Hillary Clinton is lurking and she just won’t go away, Jessie wonders how two stand-up comedians stay married, and she ends the show with a “How I Met Your Mother” Crime Corner. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out...

Apr 30, 20201 hr 27 min

Episode 519 - Elon Musk Wants To FREE AMERICA NOW

Ross and Jessie discuss Elon Musk’s comment “Free America Now” and the heat he is under for tweeting it, Jessie releases the breaking news that her new daddy is Kevin Costner, the two discuss how coloring up could make or break someone’s career as a public figure, Jay-Z sues youtube over a Deep Fake involving his voice, and the two end the show by discussing the craziness that is Facebook right now. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www...

Apr 29, 20201 hr 11 min

Episode 518 - UFO's Proven By The Pentagon

Ross and Jessie discuss how “Bad Education” has now proven Hugh Jackman’s true sexuality, Jessie still doesn’t believe UFOs are real despite the Pentagon’s latest released footage, Peter Weber and Kelly Flanagan from “The Bachelor” are fully dating, Post Malone holds an awesome Nirvana Livestream Fundraiser, Howard Stern Endorses Joe Biden, Michelle Obama releases a doc at an interesting and opportunistic time, and studio executives are rethinking where they are releasing movies in the future af...

Apr 28, 20201 hr 20 min

Episode 517 - Not So Very Cavallari

Ross and Jessie discuss why Jessie is world famous now because of her viral wine drinking video which has 13 million views, Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler are officially getting a divorce, Willie Robertson of “Duck Dynasty” falls victim to drive-by shootings, Ross exclaims his joy for Kim Jong Un’s probable death, the two discuss Dennis Rodman’s showcase in the Jordan documentary “The Last Dance”, Ross shares his runaway police chase story, and the two end the show with Hawaii extending their ...

Apr 27, 20201 hr 17 min

Episode 516 - I'll Eat The Tidepods

Ross and Jessie discuss how the NFL Draft did not pan out as well as they would have liked it to, Lysol had to release a statement to protect themselves after Trump said that injections of sanitizer were helping people fight coronavirus, Ross is ready to eat Tide Pods, Jessie splits the show with a runaway dog Crime Corner, the two find out what happened to the Men’s Warehouse “You’re gonna like the way you look, I guarantee it” guy, and the two weigh in on the amount of pressure the country is ...

Apr 24, 20201 hr 9 min

Episode 515 - Draft Day!

Ross and Jessie discuss why racism wasn’t solved in “Green Book”, Trump weighs in on how opening hair salons and tattoo parlors might be too much right now, Jabes’ childhood crush of Warwick Davis from “Willow” remains a mystery, Jables covers a shot off penis Crime Corner, and the two end the show with going down the John and Lorena Bobbitt rabbithole. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https:/...

Apr 23, 20201 hr 8 min

Episode 514 - Bill Gates Got Hacked?

Ross and Jessie discuss President Trump’s strong and warranted tweet regarding Iranian gunboat aggression, Bill Gates gets hacked and possibly exposed for Coronavirus trouble, Jessie goes down the rabbit hole with Bruce Willis and Demi Moore’s kooky relationship, Julianne Hough digs an increasingly deeper hole regarding her sexuality, Warner Bros is not feeling it with releasing movies in theaters, and Ross ends the show with the 3 year anniversary of Aaron Hernandez’s suicide. Our Sponsors: * C...

Apr 22, 20201 hr 16 min

Episode 513 - Is Kim Jong Un Dead???

Ross and Jessie discuss why celebrities and Zoom don’t go together, Kim Jong Un is apparently deathly ill, Georgia, South Carolina and Tennessee are set to fully open back up next Monday, Ross and explains why they miss Jeff Dunham, the unfortunate news of the cancellation of Oktoberfest, and Jessie contemplates sending her father toilet paper for his birthday amidst these crazy quarantimes. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.omahast...

Apr 21, 20201 hr 19 min

Episode 512 - The Last Dance

Ross and Jessie discuss why masks are getting annoying, Ross unfolds the greatness of the Michael Jordan documentary “The Last Dance”, Amy Schumer changes her child’s name, gyms are starting to close due to lack of memberships, Ross explains why he won’t attend your wedding, and Jessie ends the show with crazy Crime Corner. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy ...

Apr 20, 20201 hr 2 min

Episode 511 - Dr. Phil Is The REALEST Fake Doctor

Ross and Jessie discuss Michael Bublé elbowing his wife during a livestream, Doctor Phil is under fire for his coronavirus statement and why he shouldn’t be, Ellen Degeneres’ crew is un a uproar about cut in pay, are chefs really as disgusting behind the kitchen door as people think, and Jessie leads out the show with a requested solo. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/bra...

Apr 17, 20201 hr 14 min

Episode 510 - States Are Starting To Revolt

Ross and Jessie discuss the “We want to work” protests happening across the US, talk about PGA and UFC events returning in the coming weeks, why inspirational instagramers need to just stop, Ross explains why he follows people on Instagram who are going to die, and Jessie ends the show with a BOLO Crime Corner. expressvpn.com/drinkinbros Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/b...

Apr 16, 20201 hr 11 min

Episode 509 - Dr. Fauci Says Sports Can Come Back!

Ross and Jessie discuss Dr. Fauci’s announcement that sports can resume by May, why they didn’t enjoy “Uncut Gems”, Trump creates a board to help ease the US economy back to full steam, Ross talks about the financial trouble movie theaters are in, why an underground bar would be great right now, and the audience learns a little bit more about the old Jessie. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: ht...

Apr 15, 20201 hr 17 min

Episode 508 - Chris Cuomo Trashes CNN

Ross and Jessie discuss just what Benjamin Franklin was doing with those skeletons in his closet, Ross recreates President Lincoln’s death as a Daniel Day Lewis reenactment where he beats John Wilkes Booth up, Chris Cuomo goes scorched earth on CNN, Ross talks about a 5G zombie movie that is actually being created, and the two end the show with Ticketmaster taking no responsibility for refunds for canceled or postponed shows. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS fo...

Apr 14, 20201 hr 19 min

Episode 507 - I'm Over Tiger King

Ross and Jessie discuss why they are completely done with coronavirus restrictions, Jessie has a hangup at the grocery store, why they are done with anything to do with the Tiger King, done with all of the SNL quarantine shows, done with anyone hating on Nicholas Cage, and talk about why buying the $18 million Las Vegas luxury bunker would be advantageous. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: http...

Apr 13, 20201 hr 21 min

Episode 506 - Joel Osteen Has Risen!

Ross and Jessie discuss how Joel Osteen has really pulled with his Easter Sunday service by inviting Kanye West, Mariah Carey and Tyler Perry on, how Ross is upset by the cancellation of UFC and XFL, the two go through their least favorite accents, Jessie explains her fascination with serial killers and why she reads serial killer novels, Ross judges Tom Brady for his “Tompa Bay” trademark, and Jessie ends the show with a pornographic easter egg Crime Corner. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Stea...

Apr 10, 20201 hr 20 min

Episode 505 - Reporter Asks Trump About Tiger King?

Ross and Jessie discuss the good news of the Coronavirus death toll trending downward as the quarantine continues, peak 2020 is reached when a reporter asks Trump if he is going to give Joe Exotic a pardon from prison, the two analyze the current Presidential Campaign standings, Ross goes down memory lane and tells all about his Fraternity mother, Ma Bailey, and Jessie ends the show with a solo Louisiana redneck Crime Corner. RIP Ma Bailey. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code ...

Apr 09, 20201 hr 15 min

Episode 504 - Goodbye Bernie Sanders

Ross and Jables start off the show by watching Bernie Sanders drop out of the campaign live, Jessie explains why she loves Kristin Cavallari’s attitude towards her haters, Ross highlights the craziness that is Naomi Watts’ social media, Post Malone officially calls on Ross for a beer pong rematch, Dana White is holding the UFC fights on tribal land in California, and Tom Brady skips pre-season training to work on his marriage with Gisele Bundchen. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use m...

Apr 08, 20201 hr 12 min

Episode 503 - Wisconsin Don't Give A F**k!

Ross and Jessie discuss how they miss the structure to their days pre-coronavirus, why Dr. Fauci is a national treasure, Dana White possibly buying an island to host their UFC events, how Wisconsin holding its Primary elections shows they don’t give a f**k, wonder what is going to happen with the Democratic Presidential Campaign, and Jables ends the show with a Waffle House boozin’ Crime Corner! Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.oma...

Apr 07, 20201 hr 21 min

Episode 502 - Does Ezra Miller Have To Choke A B*tch???

Ross and Jessie start off the week with Ezra Miller’s viral video of him choking out a girl in a store, the two recap their weekend with their son’s bouncy house party, Ross explains why he almost had to “Ezra Miller” the bouncy house lady, talk about a couple stuck in a perpetual vacation in The Maldives, and Ross ends the show with sporting events to look forward to in the near future. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks...

Apr 06, 20201 hr 13 min

Episode 501 - Toosie Slide Tik Tok

Ross and Jessie discuss how Rebecca Black turned hot overnight, why children using Tik Tok will soon pledge their allegiance to China, Ross compares bouncy house people to Joe Exotic, try to explain weird sh*t being found in pipes across America, recommend the best documentaries to watch right now, Jables has the craziest crime corner ever with video and, end the show with the breaking news of Bill Withers’ death. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great de...

Apr 03, 20201 hr 19 min

Episode 500 - Scott Storch Vs Mannie Fresh

Ross and Jessie celebrate their 500th episode with a special RPR embossed Jameson whiskey, discuss the mania surrounding the Scott Storch vs. Mannie Fresh Beat Battle, the two take a walk down RPR memory lane, talk about how annoying April Fools jokes are, and chat about the acts of kindness being made around the world such as Putin sending masks to the US and Robert Kraft flying his plane to China to pick up 1.2 million N95 masks. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGR...

Apr 02, 20201 hr 29 min

Episode 499 - Quarantimes Quiz

Ross and Jessie discuss what is going to happen with the cruise ships that are off the coast of Florida, Jessie examines Julianne Hough’s transformation to a little elf boy, the two test each other with the Quarantimes Quiz questionnaire that you can play along with at home with your partner, talk about Wimbledon getting completely canceled, and finish the show with what they miss from pre-Coronavirus times. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: ht...

Apr 01, 20201 hr 14 min

Episode 498 - Stop Eating Bats!

Ross and Jessie chat about why celebrities are becoming irrelevant during the COVID-19 quarantine, discuss Kate McKinnon starring as Carole Baskin in the new “Joe Exotic” scripted tv series, how bats are still being served and eaten in Chinese food markets, Jessie recounts a scary Crime Corner, and Ross explains his excitement for the Michael Jordan documentary “The Last Dance” debuting April 19. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.om...

Mar 31, 20201 hr 28 min

Episode 497 - Some Good News

Ross and Jessie discuss the canceling of the Khabib vs. Ferguson fight due to coronavirus, discuss Kim Kardashian’s quarantine tweets, how the livestreamed concerts lifted everyone’s spirits, Drake drops a family photo at the oddest time, Ross explains why he has built up an immunity to seltzers, and why there is some good news amidst the coronavirus quarantine. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries...

Mar 30, 20201 hr 39 min

Episode 496 - Boris Johnson Goes Down!

Ross and Jessie discuss how Boris Johnson has now tested positive for Coronavirus, why rich celebrities are winning at the COVID-19 quarantine game, why bread making is a surefire sign of underlying depression, the two go through famous last words, discuss what their preferred execution styles are, and why Orbitz always gives you the worst hotel and rental car possible. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising I...

Mar 27, 20201 hr 12 min

Episode 495 - 3.3 Million Americans Unemployed

Ross and Jessie discuss how Tekashi69, Cosby and Weinstein are trying to use the Coronavirus to get out of prison, discuss how first responders across the country are calling for people to get back to work, the importance of supporting your local businesses during the shutdown, discuss how there are a staggering 3.3 million unemployed Americans, cover Cardi B stupid Instagram video, why every Trader Joe’s is full of sexual energy, and Mickey J Paulk(meth squirrel guy) gets out of jail. Our Spons...

Mar 26, 20201 hr 12 min

Episode 494 - Prince Charles Has Coronavirus

Ross and Jessie go live from the bunker and discuss how Prince Charles contracted coronavirus, the difference between normal rich people and annoying rich people, how Governor Cuomo is acting out for his own political interests, discuss the Swiss hotel offering free coronavirus test kits, Ross explains why no local meteorologist is normal, and Jessie ends the show with an exotic animal crime corner in Joe Exotic spirit. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a gr...

Mar 25, 20201 hr 18 min

Episode 493 - The Tiger King Is Pure Insanity

Ross and Jessie recap their binge of the Netflix documentary series Tiger King, explain why celebrities like Madonna don’t need to share their personal lives during the coronavirus outbreak, go through a list of the hottest 60 year old celebrities, talk about the second emerging virus coming out of China, and discuss possible long term ramifications of the COVID-19 induced national shutdown. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.omahast...

Mar 24, 20201 hr 29 min
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