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Ross Patterson Revolution!

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Each week comedian Ross Patterson shares his wildly unique views on pop culture, entertainment, and sports as he‘s joined by the world‘s worst producer Jessie Wiseman. She‘s easy on the eyes, but terrible on Google.

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Episodes

Episode 505 - Reporter Asks Trump About Tiger King?

Ross and Jessie discuss the good news of the Coronavirus death toll trending downward as the quarantine continues, peak 2020 is reached when a reporter asks Trump if he is going to give Joe Exotic a pardon from prison, the two analyze the current Presidential Campaign standings, Ross goes down memory lane and tells all about his Fraternity mother, Ma Bailey, and Jessie ends the show with a solo Louisiana redneck Crime Corner. RIP Ma Bailey. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code ...

Jun 02, 20201 hr 15 minEp. 912

Episode 504 - Goodbye Bernie Sanders

Ross and Jables start off the show by watching Bernie Sanders drop out of the campaign live, Jessie explains why she loves Kristin Cavallari’s attitude towards her haters, Ross highlights the craziness that is Naomi Watts’ social media, Post Malone officially calls on Ross for a beer pong rematch, Dana White is holding the UFC fights on tribal land in California, and Tom Brady skips pre-season training to work on his marriage with Gisele Bundchen. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use m...

Jun 02, 20201 hr 12 minEp. 911

Episode 503 - Wisconsin Don't Give A F**k!

Ross and Jessie discuss how they miss the structure to their days pre-coronavirus, why Dr. Fauci is a national treasure, Dana White possibly buying an island to host their UFC events, how Wisconsin holding its Primary elections shows they don’t give a f**k, wonder what is going to happen with the Democratic Presidential Campaign, and Jables ends the show with a Waffle House boozin’ Crime Corner! Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.oma...

Jun 02, 20201 hr 21 minEp. 910

Episode 502 - Does Ezra Miller Have To Choke A B*tch???

Ross and Jessie start off the week with Ezra Miller’s viral video of him choking out a girl in a store, the two recap their weekend with their son’s bouncy house party, Ross explains why he almost had to “Ezra Miller” the bouncy house lady, talk about a couple stuck in a perpetual vacation in The Maldives, and Ross ends the show with sporting events to look forward to in the near future. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks...

Jun 02, 20201 hr 13 minEp. 909

Episode 501 - Toosie Slide Tik Tok

Ross and Jessie discuss how Rebecca Black turned hot overnight, why children using Tik Tok will soon pledge their allegiance to China, Ross compares bouncy house people to Joe Exotic, try to explain weird sh*t being found in pipes across America, recommend the best documentaries to watch right now, Jables has the craziest crime corner ever with video and, end the show with the breaking news of Bill Withers’ death. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great de...

Jun 02, 20201 hr 19 minEp. 908

Episode 500 - Scott Storch Vs Mannie Fresh

Ross and Jessie celebrate their 500th episode with a special RPR embossed Jameson whiskey, discuss the mania surrounding the Scott Storch vs. Mannie Fresh Beat Battle, the two take a walk down RPR memory lane, talk about how annoying April Fools jokes are, and chat about the acts of kindness being made around the world such as Putin sending masks to the US and Robert Kraft flying his plane to China to pick up 1.2 million N95 masks. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGR...

Jun 02, 20201 hr 29 minEp. 907

Episode 499 - Quarantimes Quiz

Ross and Jessie discuss what is going to happen with the cruise ships that are off the coast of Florida, Jessie examines Julianne Hough’s transformation to a little elf boy, the two test each other with the Quarantimes Quiz questionnaire that you can play along with at home with your partner, talk about Wimbledon getting completely canceled, and finish the show with what they miss from pre-Coronavirus times. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: ht...

Jun 02, 20201 hr 14 minEp. 906

Episode 498 - Stop Eating Bats!

Ross and Jessie chat about why celebrities are becoming irrelevant during the COVID-19 quarantine, discuss Kate McKinnon starring as Carole Baskin in the new “Joe Exotic” scripted tv series, how bats are still being served and eaten in Chinese food markets, Jessie recounts a scary Crime Corner, and Ross explains his excitement for the Michael Jordan documentary “The Last Dance” debuting April 19. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.om...

Jun 02, 20201 hr 28 minEp. 905

Episode 497 - Some Good News

Ross and Jessie discuss the canceling of the Khabib vs. Ferguson fight due to coronavirus, discuss Kim Kardashian’s quarantine tweets, how the livestreamed concerts lifted everyone’s spirits, Drake drops a family photo at the oddest time, Ross explains why he has built up an immunity to seltzers, and why there is some good news amidst the coronavirus quarantine. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries...

Jun 02, 20201 hr 39 minEp. 904

Episode 496 - Boris Johnson Goes Down!

Ross and Jessie discuss how Boris Johnson has now tested positive for Coronavirus, why rich celebrities are winning at the COVID-19 quarantine game, why bread making is a surefire sign of underlying depression, the two go through famous last words, discuss what their preferred execution styles are, and why Orbitz always gives you the worst hotel and rental car possible. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising I...

Jun 02, 20201 hr 12 minEp. 903

Episode 495 - 3.3 Million Americans Unemployed

Ross and Jessie discuss how Tekashi69, Cosby and Weinstein are trying to use the Coronavirus to get out of prison, discuss how first responders across the country are calling for people to get back to work, the importance of supporting your local businesses during the shutdown, discuss how there are a staggering 3.3 million unemployed Americans, cover Cardi B stupid Instagram video, why every Trader Joe’s is full of sexual energy, and Mickey J Paulk(meth squirrel guy) gets out of jail. Our Spons...

Jun 02, 20201 hr 12 minEp. 902

Episode 494 - Prince Charles Has Coronavirus

Ross and Jessie go live from the bunker and discuss how Prince Charles contracted coronavirus, the difference between normal rich people and annoying rich people, how Governor Cuomo is acting out for his own political interests, discuss the Swiss hotel offering free coronavirus test kits, Ross explains why no local meteorologist is normal, and Jessie ends the show with an exotic animal crime corner in Joe Exotic spirit. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a gr...

Jun 02, 20201 hr 18 minEp. 901

Episode 493 - The Tiger King Is Pure Insanity

Ross and Jessie recap their binge of the Netflix documentary series Tiger King, explain why celebrities like Madonna don’t need to share their personal lives during the coronavirus outbreak, go through a list of the hottest 60 year old celebrities, talk about the second emerging virus coming out of China, and discuss possible long term ramifications of the COVID-19 induced national shutdown. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.omahast...

Jun 02, 20201 hr 29 minEp. 900

Episode 539 - The Minneapolis Riots

Ross and Jessie discuss the scrubbed of the SpaceX launch yesterday, riots ensue in Los Angeles as well as Minneapolis following the fallout of George Floyd’s death, Mark Zuckerberg calls out Twitter’s Jack Dorsey by stating he will not limit any of President Trump’s posts on his platforms, Jessie predicted Ellen is a nightmare now that it has come out on magazines, and Apple is funding and distributing the next big Martin Scorcese movie, and Doug Liman has been hired to direct the Tom Cruise ou...

May 28, 20201 hr 7 min

Episode 538 - The Death of George Floyd

Ross and Jessie discuss Elon Musk’s baller move of launching his rocket at 4:20 tomorrow, the two talk about the upsetting death of George Floyd in Minneapolis and what can be done about it, the two describe what it would be like getting the “Moon Look” from a man whose been places you will never go like Buzz Aldrin, Twitter labels Donald Trump’s tweets with fact checks and President Trump lashes out at Twitter for doing so, and Jimmy Fallon apologizes for a 20 year old Chris Rock impersonation....

May 27, 20201 hr 2 min

Episode 537 - Amy Cooper’s Dog

Ross and Jessie discuss why it felt like being let out of a cage this weekend with the re-opening of restaurants and public spaces, New York woman Amy Cooper is facing backlash after calling the cops on an African-American man asking her to keep her dog on a leash and then proceeds to strangle her dog with the leash, a new petition is making its way around to boot Donald Trump off of Twitter, Ross explains why astronauts need to be more pimpy, and the two talk about how Lauren Lapkus could be th...

May 26, 20201 hr 9 min

Episode 536 - Separate Tables At The Breakfast Club

Ross and Jessie discuss the re-opening of North Carolina and why it's not what it was cracked up to be, Joe Biden makes a little oopsie live on The Breakfast Club morning show with Charlamagne Tha God, ESPN teases a Tom Brady sports documentary after the immense success of “The Last Dance”, people are raging because state fairs are being canceled, and Jessie was not amused by Las Vegas’ new ad campaign to try to attract tourists during quarantimes. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use ...

May 22, 202058 min

Episode 535 - Aunt Becky Pleads Guilty!

Ross and Jessie discuss the casting of the new “Tiger King” film adaptation including Tara Reid and Nicholas Cage, Lori Loughlin aka. Aunt Becky gets sentenced to 2 months in jail plus a $150,000 fine, Ross explains why most lawyers are a**holes, and Ross talks about why the QAnon religion is becoming more popular in the United States. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/bra...

May 21, 20201 hr 4 min

Episode 534 - Joe Rogan Got Paid

Ross and Jessie discuss Joe Rogan’s multi-million dollar deal with Spotify, fans of American Idol are worried Ryan Seacrest had a stroke live on air while taping the season finale, WWE star Shad Gaspard drowns off of Venice beach while trying to save his son from drowning, and Jessie ends the show with a Melon Head Bandit Crime Corner. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/bra...

May 20, 20201 hr 10 min

Episode 533 - Morbidly Obese???

Ross and Jessie discuss Nancy Pelosi’s comment about Donald Trump’s “morbid obesity” and warns against taking hydroxychloroquine, Elon Musk hints at moving his Tesla factory to Austin, Texas amidst the strict and neverending coronavirus shutdown in California, bachelorette Hannah Brown gets in trouble for saying the N-word on Instagram Live, and Jessie goes through a list of weird and somewhat disappointing names actors had before fame. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRIL...

May 19, 20201 hr 12 min

Episode 532 - Hope Of A Vaccine?

Ross and Jessie discuss why Jessie wants to live on 30,000 acres of land after finishing season 1 of “Yellowstone”, why Ross was left depressed after the finale of “The Last Dance”, the two talk about the latest COVID-19 vaccine that is showing promise, Chuck E. Cheese was caught selling their pizza under a different name on Grubhub, Pasqually’s Pizza & Wings, and they finished the show discussing Donald Trump’s hilarious campaign ads that lampoon Joe Biden. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha S...

May 18, 20201 hr 10 min

Episode 531 - Ransom For Lady Gaga!

Ross and Jessie discuss why it is impossible for adult men to watch Tik Tok, hackers seize 756 gigabytes of legal documents held at a $21 million ransom belonging to Facebook, Madonna, Lady Gaga, Elton John, LeBron James and others, Jessie explains why bringing food to 3rd world communities is hurting the local economy, and the two end the show with discussing why inviting Greta Thunberg on to the CNN Coronavirus Panel backfired on them. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRI...

May 15, 20201 hr 22 min

Episode 530 - Greta Thunberg Will Save Us Tonight

Ross and Jessie discuss why inviting Greta Thunberg onto the CNN Coronavirus Panel is not the brightest idea, Jessie goes through a round of “Do you remember” songs from the 2000’s with Ross inspired by the recent Tik Tok movement, the two share their weird celebrity encounters including Woody Harrelson and David Herman from “Office Space”, and Ross is really curious about the new #Obamagate that has been gaining steam on social media. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILL...

May 14, 20201 hr 12 min

Episode 529 - California Should Be It's Own Country

Ross and Jessie discuss why the saying “Walking my dog on the beach” has a double meaning, Ross predicts turmoil in California amidst the recent news of a 3 month lockdown extension, the two figure out new ways to monetize people’s foot fetishes on Instagram, and Howard Stern’s recent rant towards Trump supporters has his listeners angry. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/...

May 13, 20201 hr 12 min

Episode 528 - Cuomo In The Streets, Fauci In The Sheets

Ross and Jessie discuss why Jessie is Cuomo in the streets and Fauci in the sheets, what is going to happen for homeschooling parents if classes don’t return in the fall, Ross fantasises about being able to hit the road and record live from an RV, and the two talk about Disney buying “Hamilton” for $75 million. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out...

May 12, 20201 hr 12 min

Episode 527 - The Red Lobster Riots

Ross and Jessie discuss the success of Dana White’s UFC 249 event, hundreds of people riot at a Red Lobster in Pennsylvania after closing during operating hours, Barstool Sports’ Dave Portnoy pulls off the biggest troll ever by paying $250k for charity to watch baseball with Roger Goodell, students are wanting their money back after the disappointing experience of Zoom classes, people are masturbating in Ikeas across the world, and Tekashi 6ix9ine released GOOBA that has already allotted 97 mill...

May 11, 20201 hr 11 min

Episode 526 - RIP Souplantation

Ross and Jessie discuss the sad news of Souplantation closing their doors, Megyn Kelly lands an interview with Joe Biden sexual assault accuser Tara Reade, the two go through the unfortunate shooting of Ahmaud Arbery in Brunswick, Georgia, and Robert DeNiro not only wants Governor Cuomo to be President but wants to play him in a movie as well. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle...

May 08, 20201 hr 4 min

Episode 525 - Earl Thomas And His Brother Seem Fun

Ross and Jessie discuss why the girls who act like bros were lied to, Ross dives into the crazy Earl Thomas orgy story, a manicurist in Kiawah Island calmly says her last words while being eaten by an alligator, the two give their thoughts on Michelle Obama’s new Netflix documentary “Becoming”, a Georgia man needs justice after being shot by police while jogging, and Ross and Jessie define what a HUSBAND/WIFE is. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great dea...

May 07, 20201 hr 9 min

Episode 524 - Ruth Bader Ginsburg Still Alive?

Ross and Jessie discuss how rage is keeping Ruth Bader Ginsberg alive, Netflix releases a new Michelle Obama series, Adele’s new looks raises questions about her previous marriage, Elon Musk and Tom Cruise are gearing up to shoot a movie in outer space, Ross shows Jessie a viral video of a monkey on a motorcycle stealing a baby, and Jessie ends the show with Ross’ favorite crime corner involving a runaway 5 year old boy in a stolen car! Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRIL...

May 06, 20201 hr 29 min

Episode 523 - Cinco De Hold The Mayo

Amidst a police chase outside the studio, Ross and Jessie discuss the level of scrutiny on Michael Jordan’s life highlighted in the “Last Dance”, talk about the wonderful Wilmington Chick Fil A employee that has gotten a lot of national praise for his positive attitude, Ross discusses the circumstances in which he would ask to join Joe Rogan for a show, and Jessie highlights how she would like to spend her evening. Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code GRILLINGROSS for a great d...

May 05, 20201 hr 9 min
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