The 2017 film adaptation of Stephen King's The Dark Tower has forgotten the face of its father, so we must make things right. Because Ka wills it. In this episode, we talk about just how we intend to do that, as well as introduce our guest star for this series, Rev Deschain of the Critshow, and learn the Cowboy World RPG system! Our guest for this series is Rev Deschain, of The Critshow! This series features music by The Pine Hill Haints! The RPG system in this series is Cowboy World by Street R...
Mar 02, 2021•1 hr 31 min
In the world of Bad Movies, nobody can touch Paul Verhoeven's and Joe Eszterhas's Showgirls. Because they're not allowed to. The foremost scholar on this movie is our friend and host of the DrunkGeekGirls podcast, Stacey Krakus, and she joins us on our journey to process our very awkward feelings and try to clean the monkey poop off the stage. "Goddess" from the Showgirls soundtrack by Dave Stewart.
Feb 17, 2021•51 min
It's wrap party time for Dungeons & Dragons! The champagne is dwindling, the guests are trickling out, and we sit in our mansion's drawing room to while away the evening asking our favorite questions: What did we think of the 2000 Dungeons & Dragons movie? Did we succeed in improving it? Does this mansion have any secret tunnels? This series features music by Myuu (and Sharm!) Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Dungeons & Dragons created by Gary Gygax and Dave ...
Feb 03, 2021•1 hr 12 min
Ridley, Mervin, and Elwin have their final showdowns with Damodar and Profion. Be sure to submit your ideas for how to improve the original Dungeons & Dragons movie and we'll read them for our Roleplay Rehash episode! This series features music by Myuu (and Sharm!) Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Dungeons & Dragons created by Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson
Jan 21, 2021•1 hr 22 min
Ridley, Mervin, and Elwin grieve for their friend and, hey, was that Druid on Dr. Who? Tom Baker helps the party finally pinpoint the location of the Rod of Sevrille. This series features music by Myuu Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Dungeons & Dragons created by Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson
Jan 06, 2021•51 min
Elwyn, Ridley, and Snails mount a daring and extremely lucky rescue mission inside Damodar's fortress. They must sneak past the Spectators, Beholders' smaller and dumber cousins, which are really gross in person. This series features music by Myuu Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Dungeons & Dragons created by Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson
Dec 23, 2020•51 min
Exhausted by their ordeal in the dungeon and once again cornered by Damodar, one party member makes a difficult choice to help their friends. The rest of the party meets their shadow. This series features music by Myuu Check out Jeanette's Teepublic and Redbubble stores! Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Dungeons & Dragons created by Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson
Dec 09, 2020•46 min
Ridley, Elwin, and Mervin face their final, deadliest challenge in the Antius City Thieves' Guild maze. This series features music by Myuu Check out Jeanette's Teepublic and Redbubble stores! Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Dungeons & Dragons created by Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson
Nov 25, 2020•57 min
Does anyone remember life before this dungeon? Since they live here, now, the trio decides to poke around the dungeon and see what they didn't see before. This series features music by Myuu Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Dungeons & Dragons created by Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson
Nov 11, 2020•1 hr 10 min
They got past the fighty room, now it's time for the magic spelly room and the jumpy room, both of which go smoothly without any dramatic incident. This series features music by Myuu Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Dungeons & Dragons created by Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson
Oct 27, 2020•1 hr 8 min
Ridley, Elwin, and Mervin descend into the Antius City Thieves' Guild Maze (ACTGM) sans Snails to begin their search for the Dragon's Eye. Mervin comes prepared to cheat the maze with magic, only to find that it's less "labyrinth" and more "Labyrinth (1986)," although this one doesn't have David Bowie and wants to kill them real bad. This series features music by Myuu Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Dungeons & Dragons created by Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson...
Oct 14, 2020•58 min
The Gang arrive in Antius City to search for the unsurprisingly elusive Thieves' Guild and its... colorful leader, Xilus. But, how will they find people that don't want to be found? Will Elwin find the spicy life she craves? Will Mervin be able to change into un-sewered robes, finally? Will Ridley make yet another new friend? Yes, No, and Maybe, but you have to guess which! This series features music by Myuu Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Dungeons & Dragons created...
Sep 30, 2020•1 hr 10 min
The man in the back says "everyone attack!" and it turns into a bar room blitz! The flimsy twine of fate has bound Mervin, Elwin, Ridley, and Snails together so far; will it snap when swords are drawn and spells are slung? This series features music by Myuu Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Dungeons & Dragons created by Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson
Sep 16, 2020•1 hr 14 min
Mervin grapples with grief as he escapes through the tunnels beneath the city with Ridley, Elwin, and Snails. Why did Vildin think this scroll was so important? Is there any way to read its magically encrypted contents? This series features music by Myuu This episode features covers of Haddaway's "What is Love" and Foster the People's "Pumped Up Kicks" by Hildegard von Blingin' and Cornelius Link Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Dungeons & Dragons created by Gary Gyg...
Sep 02, 2020•59 min
Yass, henny! The inaugural episode of our remake of the 2000 Dungeons & Dragons movie covers about the first 17 minutes of the original film, so we might want to pick up the pace after this one. Still, there's a lot in that 17 minutes: Heists, ever-morphing British accents, the eponymous dragons, betrayal, treasure, murder, mayhem, and mage hand! This series features music by Myuu Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Dungeons & Dragons created by Gary Gygax and Dave ...
Aug 19, 2020•1 hr 15 min
We're going full meta by remaking the 2000 Courtney Solomon Dungeons & Dragons movie using, shockingly, Dungeons & Dragons 5E. This series is a little different than our others, in that... well, you'll have to listen, because it's a little wild. Also, if you're new to D&D, come listen to series Director Alex conduct the crashiest of courses. This series features Kim from the Chaotic Goodness podcast! This series features music by Myuu!
Aug 05, 2020•44 min
It's a Righters' Room for the 2004 Barry Levinson film Envy, a boring story that completely fails to deliver on its premise and somehow wastes Ben Stiller, Jack Black, Amy Poehler, and Rachel Weisz. So, we brought in two rising geniuses in the film industry, the pitchmasters at the Big Meeting! podcast! Envy soundtrack by Mike Mothersbaugh. Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it!
Jul 22, 2020•1 hr 5 min
Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. wrap party! We talk about the original 1993 film and how our version stacks up next to it. Plus, What's O.L.D. is N.O.W. creator Mike Myler joins us! W.O.I.N. RPG system by Russ Morrissey and Mike Myler. Mike has a lot of cool, free homebrew stuff at mikemyler.com! Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! MUSIC "The Start of Something New" by Challenger Deep.
Jul 08, 2020•1 hr 6 min
The Mario Siblings, Princesses, Geno, and Peach fight for the souls and futures of their worlds. W.O.I.N. RPG system by Russ Morrissey and Mike Myler. Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Music The soundtrack for Roleplay Retcon does Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!) features music by Challenger Deep! "Almost Unreal" by Roxette "Walk the Dinosaur" by George Clinton and the Goombas "Reversion (2015)" by Myuu / Nicolas Gasparini Original Super Mario Bros. score by Alan Silvestri...
Jun 25, 2020•1 hr 46 min
In their final moments, the Mario siblings remember the roads they've taken. W.O.I.N. RPG system by Russ Morrissey and Mike Myler. Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Music The soundtrack for Roleplay Retcon does Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!) features music by Challenger Deep! "The Starlight's Flower Shines on Star Hill" by Yoko Shimamura, performed by Doc Nano (ocremix.org/). "Rosalina in the Observatory" and "Sad Girl" by Mahito Yokota and Koji Kondo, performed by Erik C...
Jun 10, 2020•51 min
Find your Pole Position and press A when the yellow light shows up and a third racing video game reference as the Mario Siblings race for the fate of the city. The soundtrack for Roleplay Retcon does Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!) features music by Challenger Deep! W.O.I.N. RPG system by Russ Morrissey and Mike Myler. Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! MUSIC "Imagiro," Camelia," "Fingerprints," and "Welcome to the Show" by Challenger Deep. "Speed of Light" by Joe Satriani ...
May 27, 2020•1 hr 28 min
The Mario Brothers get Good Plumber, Bad Plumber with Bowser's body double back at HQ. Meanwhile, Portia and the princesses try to learn about their mysterious new self-proclaimed ally Geno. The soundtrack for Roleplay Retcon does Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!) features music by Challenger Deep! W.O.I.N. RPG system by Russ Morrissey and Mike Myler. Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! MUSIC "Imagiro," Camelia," "Immersive," and "The Start of Something New" by Challenger Deep...
May 13, 2020•1 hr 12 min
The Mario Siblings' reunion has to be quick, because now it's time to take the elevator to the top of Bowser's Castle to face the big man himself. The soundtrack for Roleplay Retcon does Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!) features music by Challenger Deep! W.O.I.N. RPG system by Russ Morrissey and Mike Myler. Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! MUSIC "Imagiro," Camelia," "Immersive," "The Start of Something New," and "Welcome to the Show" by Challenger Deep. "Somewhere My Love"...
Apr 29, 2020•50 min
It's a jailbreak, from both inside and out, as the Mario siblings fight to reunite! Cool Hand Luigi explains collective bargaining to a literal captive audience, and Portia and Mario team up to sneak (or whatever Mario is doing) inside Bowser's castle to free their sibling from his lasagna lockdown. The soundtrack for Roleplay Retcon does Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!) features music by Challenger Deep! W.O.I.N. RPG system by Russ Morrissey and Mike Myler. Join our Discord server! Look at our Pa...
Apr 15, 2020•52 min
Mario and Luigi get formally introduced to their new world and new friends, but pleasantries are cut short when Troopas raid Bullet Bill's Bar and Grill. The soundtrack for Roleplay Retcon does Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!) features music by Challenger Deep! W.O.I.N. RPG system by Russ Morrissey and Mike Myler. Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it!
Apr 01, 2020•1 hr 2 min
Our remake the 1993 live action Super Mario Bros. movie begins! We cut a lot of the original film loose, but don't worry: Everything still has spikes on it. Luigi is played by our guest star, the incomparable Charles Edward Cheez. Plus, the soundtrack has music by very cool math rock band Challenger Deep! New to Roleplay Retcon? We remake infamous box office flops using roleplaying games, jokes, and a lot of hindsight. W.O.I.N. RPG system by Mike Myler and Russ Morrissey. Join our Discord server...
Mar 18, 2020•1 hr 24 min
It's Episode Zero of Super Mario Bros. (the Movie)! Guest player Charlie Welsh joins Alex in planting his Thwomp Stomper-equipped feet on the ground and saying "this movie is perfect and it's a travesty to remake it." We also go over the basics of W.O.I.N., the RPG system we used for this series! MUSIC "Super Mario 64 - File Select // Metal Cover" by Simon Loveridge
Mar 04, 2020•32 min
Jacqui Castle, author of the dystopian science fiction novel The Seclusion, joins Roleplay Retcon for an evening of tearing down and rebuilding Jared Hess's legendarily disgusting Gentlemen Broncos. MUSIC "In the Year 2525" by Zager and Evans
Feb 19, 2020•45 min
Nothing But Trouble was a short series, so this is a a short li'l baby Rehash, just an itty bitty 6-pound newborn infant, a tiny-winy crying child all swadd Music "Valkenvania Suite" by Michael Kamen
Feb 05, 2020•28 min
The finale of Nothing But Trouble begins with a Daniel Radcliffe original tucked under the jacket arm of a Kohl's pantsuit, and ends with... well, it doesn't end with a whisper! Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! MUSIC "Cotton-Eye Joe", traditional, cover by The Lost Fingers "Give Me That Old Time Religion," traditional "Reversion 2015" by Nicolas Gasparini "Give Me That Old Time Religion" by Pete Seeger and Arlo Guthrie "Valkenvania Suite" by Michael Kamen...
Jan 22, 2020•54 min
