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Ridiculous Crime

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True Crime is more than blood, guts, mayhem, and murder. Zaron Burnett and Elizabeth Dutton share outlandish tales of capers, heists, and cons that shine a light on the absurd and outrageous side of criminality. Always 99% murder-free and 100% ridiculous, this is Ridiculous Crime, a podcast by iHeartRadio.
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Episodes

Life and Crimes of Ice Cream Trucks

From the anarchist ice cream truck to contraband peddling ice cream purveyors in school zones to the slowest police chase you've heard –– it's a full menu chock-a-block with ice cream based crimes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 09, 202456 min

Secret Princess: Helga de la Brache

It's hard when you feel like a royal, but you're just a commoner like the rest of us. You know what? Live your truth. Live your truth, Helga, and get that money. Soak 'em, sister! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 04, 202449 min

Guns, Sperm, and Steal: the Gaston Glock Story

He's the man who invented the gun that bears his name. He's also the man who ran a truly surprising second business. But the biggest surprise is how Gaston Glock once faced down an assassin –– without a gun. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 02, 20241 hr

A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Mark Twain

A bar fight and a stint on the lam transformed Samuel Clemens into Mark Twain — and changed the course of American literature. Settle in for Mark Twain's origin story. * Hosted by Dana Schwartz, Zaron Burnett, Jason English Written by Zaron Burnett Produced by Josh Fisher Editing and Sound Design: Jonathan Washington and Josh Fisher Mixing and Mastering: Baheed Frazier Story Editor: Marisa Brown Research and Fact-Checking: Austin Thompson and Zaron Burnett Voice Actors: Frank Nemec, Zack Nemec, ...

Jun 28, 20241 hr 5 minSeason 1Ep. 18

We'll Always Have Circus Circus: Heather Tallchief and Roberto Solis

In our ongoing effort to get sponsored by Circus Circus Hotel and Casino, we present to you the tale of one man, one woman, one goat's blood altar, one private jet, one armored car, one parade, and millions of dollars all in concert to create a ridiculous crime buffet. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 27, 202455 min

D.B. Tuber: The Craigslist Bank Robber

A man, a plan, a bright yellow innertube. Tony Curcio made his name as the Craigslist Bank Robber after he used the site to devastating effect to hire temp workers. And then, years later, he needed a new name after he dipped into the criminal underworld of black market Pokémon. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 25, 202458 min

Everyday, Everyday I Steal the Book: Three Major Book Heists

Rare books are, obviously, valuable. And that means people want to steal them, often in ridiculous ways. Sometimes in huge quantities, sometimes over huge amounts of time. This is the tale of three big book heists that are almost as irritating as Elizabeth's pronunciations of just about everything. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 20, 202456 min

Ten–Cent Beer Night: The Cleveland Fans vs. Billy Martin

On June 4, 1974... all hell broke loose in Cleveland. You see the Stroh's Beer Co. parked a few of its trucks at the ballpark for a cheap beer promotion –– that culminated in a full-scale riot. Things got so bad Billy Martin had to lead an armed charge! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 18, 202451 min

Psssst…Wanna Buy the Taj Mahal?: Natwarlal

India's greatest con artist, Natwarlal, never met a load of cargo he couldn't scam his way into possessing. His many arrests, convictions, and escapes captivated a nation. Especially when he sold the Taj Mahal…thrice! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 13, 202456 min

Joe Bergl: Al Capone's Mechanic

During Prohibition, the gangsters and the outlaw folk hero bank robbers agreed on one thing: you need a good mechanic. Enter Joe Bergl. The preferred mechanic of the underworld. He was the favorite car guy of "Bottles" Capone, brother of Scarface. And also he was the favorite wrench turner for Baby Face Nelson and Machine Gun Kelly. Buckle up, Rude Dudes! It's about to get... fast and ridiculous! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Jun 11, 20241 hr 2 min

Casino Heists: Ocean's 130 Years For Casino Robbery

If we say casino heist, you probably think Ocean's 11, 12, 13... Maybe Ocean's 8... Or the original Sinatra Rat Pack version. Look, we all do. This week, Elizabeth has got way more real life stories of international casino heists and robberies –– it's a Vegas buffet of crime! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 06, 202454 min

Citizen...Can You Not?!: Orson Welles vs. William Randolph Hearst

The radio and theater phenom, Orson Welles, was the real life Max Fisher from Rushmore. He has early success after success, and then goes off to Hollywood to makes his first film –– Citizen Kane. However, the great man the film is based on goes to war against Orson Welles to crush the filmmaker and bury his film before it's ever released. Hearst uses means, both legal and illegal, to destroy the young genius. Why?! It all comes down to one word: Rosebud. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy i...

Jun 04, 202458 min

Oh Yes It's Ladies Heist: Josephine O'Dare and Amélie Condemine

The fictional character Raffles established the public's notion of a gentleman thief. But what of the ladies? Josephine O'Dare and Amélie Condemine took the Raffles playbook and blazed their way through European society, lightening wallets and lifting gems. Whether they only made 72 cents on the dollar compared to male thieves remains unknown. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 30, 202458 min

Nic Cage and Patricia Arquette: The Love Quest

Nic Cage is a mixed bag of nuts. But Patricia Arquette is also no slouch when it comes to being, um, unique. Now imagine the two of them together –– young and in love. Well, you don't have to because it already happened! Zaron has the goods on the Love Quest that she sent him on to prove his. And things, of course, get criminally ridiculous! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 28, 202452 min

Sisters are Scheming it for Themselves: Lady Banking Scams

Charles Ponzi didn't invent the Ponzi scheme. No, two women pioneered the con on both sides of the Atlantic decades before Ponzi struck. Remember folks, if returns on your investments seem too good to be true, they totally are. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 23, 20241 hr 1 min

Rainfurrest 2015: Send In the Furries!

In 2015, a convention descended on the Seattle–Tacoma Airport Hilton Hotel. The 3-day gathering of Furries was meant to be a fun place to let your fur down... but some let the fur go too low. Public nudity, diaper fights, drugs, booze, cops, firefighters, ambulances, emergency plumbers –– this story has everything. And then some! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 21, 20241 hr 4 min

None of Your Byzantium: Prince Henri

A guy born in Italy moves to France and says he's the heir to the throne in Constantinople, then he heads to the United States to peddle fake titles. You know what that is? Ridiculous. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 16, 202454 min

Jeffrey Alan Manchester: The Roofman Cometh

Paratrooper Jeff Manchester used his skills to burgle Corporate America as The Roofman. First, he'd focused on McDonalds and other fast food. Then, like a criminal butterfly, he morphed into a Toys 'R' Us Man who built a secret apartment in an open store –– it was the ultimate inside job. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 14, 202458 min

Tonight There's Gonna Be a Jail Break: Two Escaper Boys

Jack Shepherd was a petty, pretty thief. He wasn't very good at it, so he got caught a lot. And he escaped a lot. Just like Henry More Smith. He, too, couldn't stop stealing and couldn't stop freeing himself from prison life. These guys prove that you can't keep a good (well, at least non-violent) man down. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 09, 202452 min

Who Stole Our Big Boy?!

He is an icon of midcentury America. He's cherubic. He's beloved. He's starred in Hollywood movies. And he's often stolen as a prank, but sometimes things turn darker –– but they always stay ridiculous. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 07, 202457 min

My Psychic, She Wrote Me a Letter: Maria Duval

If you have psychic powers, you should see a scam coming a mile away. Not so for Maria Duval. The French psychic only wanted to use her powers for good, but three shady dealers used her name to create one of the world’s longest-running cons. Just because a letter has a coffee stain on it doesn't mean it's real. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 02, 202451 min

I Say, I Say, This Here Beauty Pageant Is Rigged!

Delve into the often-ridiculous world of beauty pageants, exploring their surprising "feminist" origins and modern-day controversies. This episode covers Steve Harvey's infamous Miss Universe mistakes, allegations of rigging in Miss USA leading to a public social media outcry, and the surprising role of narco-traffickers in Colombian pageants. The hosts also revisit Donald Trump's ownership of the Miss Universe organization, highlighting his involvement in past scandals and an unusual defamation lawsuit against a former contestant.

Apr 30, 20241 hr

Point Bleak: The Flesh-Masked Bandit

In the early '90s, the Chicagoland area was home to a bank robber known for wearing very specific masks –– masks of former US presidents. Notably, he wasn't inspired by the classic bank-robbing surfers film, and Point Break wasn't inspired by him, it was all just a...ridiculous crime. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 23, 202455 min

It Was a Kayak: John Darwin aka Canoe Man

With debt mounting and no relief in sight, John Darwin figured his only option was to fake his own death. One sunken kayak and a complicit spouse later, he found himself in Panama with no clothes on. But that didn't last. Nothing ridiculous ever does. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 18, 202451 min

Frank Zappa Makes a $1,000 Sex Tape, and Bob Dylan Is a Peeping Tom?

Musicians get arrested... a lot. These singers, songwriters and superstars were busted in some of the dumbest, weirdest, silliest ways possible. Johnny Cash. Amy Winehouse. Ol' Dirty Bastard. Bob Dylan. Frank Zappa. All of them got popped for some... ridiculous crimes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 16, 202454 min

Tehama's Most Wanted: Razzlekhan

As if the whole cryptocurrency thing wasn't ridiculous enough, enter Heather Morgan aka Razzlekhan. An entrepreneur and amateur rapper, she and her husband, Dutch, lived large. The source? Hacked bitcoin. Can't get enough of these clowns and their techno criming? Fear not, there are plenty of film and tv adaptations in the works. The grift lives on. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 11, 202455 min

Phil Johnson: The Great Loomis–Fargo Heist

"Have you seen this man? Single, lonely, grouchy, rumpled and very possibly. the richest thief who ever lived..." so wrote the Washington Post in 1997 after one man ripped off his employer, the Loomis–Fargo armored car company. Phil Johnson stole 21 cubic feet of cash –– and he had a plan to get away with it. But a man's ego is a helluva thing! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 09, 202454 min

A Cut Above: William Smarto

What do hairdressing and bank heists have in common? Precision...and a man named William Smarto. A clever bank burglar, Smarto managed to pull of a bank job almost as big as Dolly Parton's wig budget. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 04, 202448 min

Martin McNally: Last of the Skyjackers

His hero was DB Cooper. So he imitated his skyjacking ransom down to the letter. Only Martin McNally had never used a parachute before he became a skyjacker. And he never expected someone to play the hero with a '71 Cadillac Eldorado. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 02, 20241 hr
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