🎙️ Review That Review Episode 210: The Grand Finale 👑 The Final Crown: Saying Goodbye After 210 Episodes It’s the end of an era. After 210 episodes of complaints, crowns, and chaos, the Queens are signing off. In this heartfelt and hilarious final episode, Chelsey and Trey reflect on their journey through four years of Review That Review . They answer listener questions, revisit their favorite (and least favorite) moments, and give one last spin on the Meryl-Go-Round . From full-circle emotion...
Jun 11, 2025•1 hr 33 min•Ep. 210
🎙️ Review That Review Episode 209: Monistat – 5 Star Review (??) 🍯 Title: 5 Star Yeast Infection Review?! Monistat Gets Crowned?! 👑 Description: This week, the Queens are breaking boundaries—and possibly the internet—with a shockingly positive 5 Star Amazon Review for none other than... Monistat . Yes, the yeast infection treatment. Chelsey bravely takes the lead and walks us through a deeply personal, yet hilariously enthusiastic review that earns both gasps and genuine respect. Before divin...
Jun 04, 2025•38 min•Ep. 209
The Queens take a bite out of nostalgia and end up with a mouthful of disappointment. In this episode, Trey presents a scathing 1 Star Yelp Review of NYC’s iconic Magnolia Bakery —specifically the once-revered banana pudding. Is it still worthy of the Sex and the City fame, or has it lost all its flavor? Before the pudding meltdown, Chelsey logs a customer service complaint we all can relate to—being trapped in the purgatory of endless department transfers. Then it’s time for the Review Breakdow...
May 28, 2025•35 min•Ep. 208
Tensions run high as the Queens kvetch about bad drivers in left turn lanes , but the mood quickly softens thanks to a surprise birthday gift from Chelsey to Trey: an electric Shiatsu neck massager! 🎁 While Trey unwraps and tests the massager LIVE on air, Chelsey reads a 5 Star Amazon Review by Jacqueline W., who claims the device is “my new best friend… sorry family.” 💅 With features like heat, deep kneading, and a “Brookstone feel,” this review sends the Queens on a wild ride of satisfaction...
May 21, 2025•32 min•Ep. 207
Welcome back, Queens! In Part 2 of this Versus Episode , Chelsey brings the glow-up with a 5 Star review of the same whitening powder, featuring a VIDEO review from a sweet but mysterious user named Sandra . The only problem? Sandra doesn't know the name of the product, is fully out of breath, and records her glowing recommendation… in the dark. 😂 Timestamps: (00:00:29) Welcome Back! (00:00:31) Game Time: Meryl-Go-Round (00:05:50) 5 Star Review Breakdown (Sandra’s Video Review) (00:16:41) The V...
May 16, 2025•24 min•Ep. 206
The Queens are back with another Versus Episode , and this time it’s a battle of the smiles. 😬 Chelsey and Trey sink their teeth into the viral TikTok whitening powder: PurelyWHITE DELUXE . In Part 1, Trey presents a 1 Star Amazon Review that includes tooth chipping, molar pain, and an expensive trip to the dentist. YIKES. Chelsey drops expert commentary (her dad’s a dentist!) while Trey recounts painful past whitening experiences. The duo crowns the dramatic review after a sparkling round of t...
May 14, 2025•31 min•Ep. 206
The Queens are getting their protein on... or are they? Chelsey brings in a TikTok review that single-handedly changed her purchase decision on a trending box of Prime Bites Protein Brownies. But it’s not just any review—it’s a dramatic, windy, zero-out-of-ten takedown by the now-iconic Mrs_Tink , complete with gagging, PR shoutouts, and beet juice comparisons. 💨🍫 Before that, Trey lodges a fiery complaint against greeters who don’t greet—especially at the gym. Then it’s time for the showdown:...
May 07, 2025•35 min•Ep. 205
“His Nuts Were HOWLING!” – Gay Erotica Goodreads Review Breakdown 😳 The Queens get hot under the collar in this steamy and hilarious breakdown of a 1 Star Goodreads Review for the gay BDSM erotica novella Loser Takes All by Cora Knight. Chelsey airs a relatable kvetch about last-minute cancellations before Trey drops a genre bombshell and unveils the most dramatic cold read of the season. From Free Tad’s Nads to wonton ass confusion , this episode zips, howls, and winks its way through cringe-w...
Apr 30, 2025•31 min•Ep. 204
The Queens take flight with a shockingly delightful 5 Star Amazon Review of the Mafiti Electrified Fly Swatter. Chelsey is buzzing with excitement (and just a little bit of moral conflict) over a product designed to literally zap flies into oblivion . Trey shares a deep-seated kvetch about people who face the wrong way in public spaces—elevators, theaters, treadmills... it's a directional disaster. But it's Linda, the reviewer, who steals the show . From a nursing home bed to viral-worthy video ...
Apr 23, 2025•34 min•Ep. 203
The Queens are back for Part 2 of this Versus Episode , where things get spicy as they review a 1 Star Amazon Review of the Stanley Cup. Chelsey’s reviewer might be mad at Target, delivery drivers, or Stanley itself—we're honestly not sure—but the drama is real and the emotional damage is done. 😤 Before diving into the chaos, the Queens kick things off with a dramatic round of Meryl-Go-Round , transforming petty 1 Star zingers into theatrical gold. Then it’s on to this episode’s main review, wh...
Apr 18, 2025•21 min•Ep. 202
In this Versus Episode , the Queens are taking a sip from the viral tumbler that’s flooded TikTok feeds everywhere: the Stanley Cup . Kicking off the Review Spectrum Comparison: a glowing 5 Star Amazon Review that includes a birthday gift, a dad on a mission, and a level of review detail that borders on forensic investigation. 🔎 Trey brings the heat with Duct Tape Yeti the Elusive One , who not only breaks down authenticity markers and leak-stopper accessories, but also includes a 2-minute sile...
Apr 16, 2025•37 min•Ep. 202
Crocs… but make them fashion? The Queens are elevating their footwear game in Episode 201 with a jaw-dropping 5 Star Zappos Review of the infamous Siren Clogs by Crocs — a high-heeled Croc hybrid that defies fashion logic and maybe physics. 💅 Chelsey kicks things off with a deeply relatable kvetch about late-night cooking injuries while preparing homemade meals for Goldie (who had a vet-ordered stomach situation). Then Trey struts into the episode — quite literally — with a pair of Siren Clogs ...
Apr 09, 2025•25 min•Ep. 201
200 EPISODES, BABY! 🎊 In this milestone celebration , the Queens pop some bubbly, reflect on their wildest podcast memories, and dive into the most legendary Amazon review of all time : the iconic 5 Star tale of the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer . Chelsey pulls out all the stops with this comedic cult classic review by “Wham,” a decade-old epic filled with banana slicing, boomerang chaos, and accidental eunuchs . Is this the funniest review in Amazon history? Or just another bro-written novella dis...
Apr 02, 2025•31 min•Ep. 200
Can a $16 voodoo doll really change your fate—or is it just a cute piece of cloth? In this mystical and hilarious episode, Trey and Chelsey unpack a 1 Star Etsy review of a handmade voodoo doll from the shop LunaZingara . With mysterious intentions, spiritual consequences, and a seller reply that pulls no punches , this episode dives headfirst into the metaphysical (and the ridiculous). Chelsey battles earworm-induced nightmares while Trey literally crafts his own voodoo doll —yes, complete with...
Mar 26, 2025•31 min•Ep. 199
The Queens are tackling the ultimate moving dilemma in this Versus Episode , where they review both a 1 Star and 5 Star take on Royal Moving & Storage. Are they a reliable, professional moving company, or a red-flag-filled nightmare? Chelsey and Trey are here to break it all down! In Part 2 , Trey presents a 1 Star Review from Samira A., whose experience with Royal Moving & Storage took a dark turn. After writing a glowing 5 Star Review at the insistence of a mover , Samira discovered sh...
Mar 21, 2025•20 min•Ep. 198
The Queens are tackling the ultimate moving dilemma in this Versus Episode , where they review both a 1 Star and 5 Star take on Royal Moving & Storage. Are they a reliable, professional moving company, or a red-flag-filled nightmare? Chelsey and Trey are here to break it all down! In Part 1 , Chelsey presents a 5 Star Review from TL, a stressed-out office tenant who needed to move a decade’s worth of belongings in just one week! But was it too perfect? The Queens dissect every detail of this...
Mar 19, 2025•38 min•Ep. 198
Palm trees, sunshine, and… LIES?! This week, the Queens head to Palm Springs for a 2 Star Review of Triada Palm Springs Autograph Collection that is long on mystery and short on details. Carrie C. has stayed here six times , but a shocking betrayal has her vowing never to return. What could it be? What is the truth? And most importantly—WHY WON’T SHE TELL US?! Trey and Chelsey break down this maddeningly vague review, try to decode the mystery , and debate whether this is a valid kvetch or just ...
Mar 12, 2025•27 min•Ep. 197
Episode 196: Dog Wigs - TikTok Review 🐶🎀 Who let the wigs out?! This week, the Review Queens dive into the fabulous and furry world of dog wigs , thanks to a viral TikTok review by Honestly Bridget. From pink curls to chic bobs, these hilarious canine accessories leave Chelsey and Trey barking with laughter as they evaluate practicality, style, and sheer entertainment value. Spoiler alert: there’s a 1,000 out of 10 rating involved! Episode Highlights : (00:01:03) Lodge A Complaint: Chelsey rec...
Mar 05, 2025•29 min•Ep. 196
Episode 195: Chiropractor - 1 Star Review 🩺🤣 The Queens take on a scathing 1 Star Google review of Rougani Family Chiropractic . While the chiropractor is described as “life-changing,” it’s the receptionist, Marianne, who takes center stage as the target of this fiery review. Chelsey and Trey dive into the drama, debating whether poor customer service can ruin a stellar medical experience. Prepare for laughs, debates, and some shocking revelations! Episode Highlights : (00:01:05) Lodge A Compl...
Feb 26, 2025•29 min•Ep. 195
The Queens are putting love to the test in this Versus Episode , where they review both a 1 Star and 5 Star take on speed dating. Is NY Minute Dating a scam filled with actors pretending to be singles, or is it a real-life love connection waiting to happen? In Part 2 , Trey presents a 5 Star Review from Elizabeth C., who swears she met her fiancé at one of these speed dating events. 💍 But is this a true modern romance—or just a suspiciously perfect success story? The Queens dissect whether this...
Feb 21, 2025•22 min•Ep. 194
The Queens are putting love to the test in this Versus Episode , where they review both a 1 Star and 5 Star take on speed dating. Is NY Minute Dating a scam filled with actors pretending to be singles, or is it a real-life love connection waiting to happen? In Part 1 , Chelsey presents a 1 Star Review that exposes NY Minute Dating’s alleged stand-in speed daters, fake matches, and secret staff participants. Is this reviewer onto something, or is this just the worst date night ever? Plus, Trey an...
Feb 19, 2025•44 min•Ep. 194
In this terrifying episode, Trey and Chelsey dive into a 1 Star review of a Halloween Grandpa Mask from Temu . With misleading images, bizarre claims, and a final product that looks more like “roadkill than realism,” this review has the Queens howling. Complete with multimedia content, Trey even tests the mask live on camera—proving that sometimes, you get what you pay for. Episode Highlights : (00:01:02) Lodge A Complaint: Chelsey airs her frustration with Macy’s disappointing plus-size departm...
Feb 12, 2025•31 min•Ep. 193
Episode 192: Skims Micro Bikini - TikTok Review 👙🤣 The Queens take a deep dive into a viral TikTok review that left everyone laughing—and questioning. Chelsey and Trey review a 1 Star take on the infamous Skims Fits Everybody Micro Bikini . Is this “tortilla chip-sized” swimwear really for everybody ? Terry, the hilarious TikTok reviewer, puts the bikini to the test with a live unboxing and her signature march test . Spoiler alert: It’s not holding up. Episode Highlights : (00:01:02) Lodge A C...
Feb 05, 2025•28 min•Ep. 192
Episode 187: Chocolate Shoppe - 2 Star Review 🍫🧐 The Queens dive into a sweet and sour Yelp review of a local chocolatier! 🍫 This 2-Star Review sparks a heated debate: Can great chocolate make up for terrible customer service? 🤔 Episode Highlights : (00:04:21) Chelsey’s Complaint: "I love you, but..." Why we hate hearing those four words. 😬 (00:04:49) Chocolate Shop Review: A Yelp review of a chocolatier with delicious chocolate but “horribly ignorant” customer service. 🍫👀 (00:16:40) Crow...
Jan 29, 2025•28 min•Ep. 191
Episode 190 (Part 2): Versus Episode - YouTube App Reviews 🎥✨ In Part 2 of this Versus Episode , Trey and Chelsey tackle the 1 Star side of YouTube app reviews! A scathing critique from Nate Click takes the Queens on a rollercoaster of ads, algorithms, and unhinged updates. Will this review's "I'm out" energy hold up, or does Nate protest too much? It’s a hilarious and revealing showdown you won’t want to miss! Timestamps : (00:00:35) Introduction (00:04:55) Lodge A Complaint (00:06:12) Review ...
Jan 24, 2025•22 min•Ep. 190
Episode 190 (Part 1): Versus Episode - YouTube Reviews 🎥✨ The Review Queens are back with a bang in this exciting Versus Episode ! Trey and Chelsey go head-to-head for the first half of their epic review battle, featuring a 5 Star and a 1 Star Review of the YouTube app. What starts as a hilarious deep dive into YouTube history turns into an emotional rollercoaster of gratitude, kvetching, and more. 💻⭐💥 Timestamps : (00:00:35) Introduction (00:04:55) Lodge A Complaint (00:07:30) Review Breakdo...
Jan 22, 2025•38 min•Ep. 190
This week, the Queens dive into a hilariously cheesy 2 Star Review of an 11-pound “wheel” of cheese from Amazon . When is a wheel not a wheel? When it’s an oval! Trey and Chelsey dissect the outrageous claims of one disappointed cheese enthusiast. Episode Highlights : (00:07:00) Review: A cheese rolling competition disaster! (00:17:07) Crowning the Review (00:23:14) Royal Highness Induction: Trey crowns “Hiring a Professional” as his royal highness of the week, honoring the value of trusting exp...
Jan 15, 2025•30 min•Ep. 189
Episode 188: Premiere Video Episode: Clip-On Veneers - 1 Star Review 😬📹 In this landmark first video episode, Trey and Chelsey unwrap (literally!) a 1 Star Amazon Review for clip-on veneers that claims to be "comfortable, natural" veneers. From packaging frustrations to unexpected surprises, the Queens dive into Mendy G’s brutally honest take on these veneers that "turn smiles into nightmares." You can now WATCH on YouTube and Spotify as they break down the product, debate its “Halloween teeth...
Jan 08, 2025•32 min•Ep. 188
RE-VIEW: Planet Fitness (From Ep 30) 👑 Happy New Year, Queens! In this week's RE-VIEW Episode, we revisit a fan-favorite which originally aired on December 29th, 2021 when Trey and Chelsey donned their festive New Year’s attire to dive into a 3 Star Yelp Review of Planet Fitness. 💪🎉 From bizarre locker room encounters 🏋️♂️ to questionable grammar and outrageous claims, this review is a wild ride! Tune in to hear the queens break it all down, complete with an exploration of the unintentional...
Jan 01, 2025•33 min•Ep. 187
RE-VIEW ALERT: Revisiting Episode 26 of Review That Review – Hanukkah Special! 🕎 Join us as we RE-VIEW the fan-favorite Episode 26, originally aired on December 1, 2021! This episode is packed with holiday cheer, including two hilarious reviews, two spot-on complaints, and two Royal Highness inductions. Today's RE-VIEW is a bite-sized version, but we highly recommend checking out the full episode for all the fun! 🎧 Episode 26 Highlights: Hanukkah Reviews: Chelsey brings in a laugh-out-loud 2-S...
Dec 25, 2024•35 min•Ep. 186
