Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the experience of finally getting their buttholes waxed, Geoff deciding to also get his balls waxed, the risk of getting poo in the follicle holes, Geoff and Gavin's trip to New York, Brooklyn coffee shop smut, seeing the Rockettes, Radio City Music Hall, Geoff’s audio files of himself peeing, farting in the airport lounge, accidentally pressing the elevator alarm, what was supposed to be the best diet coke, the woman trying to interview the soda shop owner, i...
Dec 27, 2023•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 186
AN EGG round out the holidays with a walk down memory lane as they go through a Christmas catalog from 1998. Flip the pages with us and check out what was Hot or Not for the 98 holiday. Whoa is that PlayStation? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 23, 2023•2 hr 44 min
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about almost accidentally opening a Melting Pot franchise, Stinky Dragon emails, looking around Google Earth, how scary geography can be, Gavin’s fear of zooming, Andrew’s dream hands and feet, Geoff’s awareness of others hands, Eric being very particular about what he moves his body to, the honeymoon, iguanas following Emily, all inclusive food options, spa days, the speedo diaper, the massage butthole wink, pedicures parties, checking bags, feet molestation, Micha...
Dec 20, 2023•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 185
Rockin around the F**kface tree this year is AN EGG as they pick their favorite holiday tunes. Is music the reason for the season? Is a snack draft important for picking here? Want to listen to the whole playlist? Check it out here but SPOILERS it has all the songs on it: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/64wNuttWuzeunT00CHG0MZ?si=9f5191f0d68d42da Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 16, 2023•48 min
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff’s wedding, Gavins best man speech, Andrew's impressions, Immortality, Nick’s dancing, tattoos, if Andrew is actually his mother, the kid who might have killed his parents, the curly straw, gurpler straw race, Graysie’s method of recycling, the rehearsal dinner, Top Notch, throw up volume, the fruit throwing video, Fuegismo, TPG, Trucks, Shane MacGowan, F**kface cursed deaths, franchising The Melting Pot, reviewing the regulation sandwich photos, spoons, ...
Dec 13, 2023•1 hr 17 min•Season 6Ep. 184
Just hear the sleigh bells jingling as ANEGG get together for a new draft, this time picking the greatest Xmas movies of all time. Is the number 1 pick TRULY number 1? What would your draft board look like? You watching these? Don't bother putting the cookies out for Santa because F**kface is bringing the goods this year. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 09, 2023•54 min
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the Lost island, Tony Soprano, who’s to blame for the lack of asshole waxing, the horse with a hole, the Musk and Bezos boxes, perving on the files, weird pet names, cat Eric, the joke book, Andrew’s memory of Cirque du Soleil, wasted experiences, sushi quality, Gavin’s not a taste guy, protein bricks, the sanded down meal replacement pill, the complications of eating wings, Crash Bandicoot, Geoff’s lack of bladder control, backyard pee zones, the most difficu...
Dec 06, 2023•1 hr 26 min•Season 6Ep. 183
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Blink-182, recording the podcast from the bathtub, the chair email follow up, childhood bribery, turnip roots, curly straws, the everything draft, having your pubes on the internet, Penelope’s Pube glasses, the hot dog derby and amusement park, Russell Hantz, Wienerschnitzel Sea Dog, sex in a bun, why Andrew doesn’t like tomatoes, Reacher, intro songs, and more. Subscribe to the LetsPlay channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkxctb0jr8vwa4Do6c6su0Q Sponsore...
Nov 29, 2023•1 hr 11 min•Season 6Ep. 182
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Poymel secretions, the impending anal waxing, exploding head syndrome, making a sleep soundtrack, spinoff podcasts, Crazy Frog’s dick, Nick’s feet, life changing sandwiches, the guy in a puffy NFL jacket drenched in soda, Gavin’s belly button shot, dream laughter, shredded food, Big Bite, bacon butty, the regulation sandwich, the jack hammer, Andrew’s warehouse days, the party gurpler, living in cat breath, head measurements, and more. Subscribe to the LetsPla...
Nov 22, 2023•1 hr 8 min•Season 6Ep. 181
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew’s head size, being locked out, celsius to normal temperature, boat safety, dick shelves, the Sopranos game, Fury vs Ngannou, school night gaming, Alan Wake 2, letters to chair companies, fictitious employees, long hat mode, the upcoming cock awards, Geoff’s smut novel, turning Nick’s mic on, Andrew waxing himself, undelegatables, the glory hole, how to film them getting their buttholes professionally waxed, and more. Subscribe to the LetsPlay channel ht...
Nov 15, 2023•1 hr 13 min•Season 6Ep. 180
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the seasons of Andrew, the horrible SnowRunner update, watching cable, Stay Tuned!, childhood commercials, George Clooney, Flo from Progressive, the Sonic guys, shoulder falcon, F**kface jerseys, getting your anus waxed, at home ass waxing pulley systems, Andrews shameception, hoagies, grinders, and subs, cursive writing in school, John Carpenter is Geoff’s spirit animal, popsicles, the Halloween movies, being accused of killing people, running into regulation...
Nov 08, 2023•1 hr 15 min•Season 6Ep. 179
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about killing Andrew with a towel, mini helmets, the Key West hypotheticals, the Justice League, Geoff’s many podcasts, shooting references, morning pleasantries, the admirals club, boarding groups, contingency plans, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, the solar eclipse, clips girl dinner lunch, SnowRunner, Tax Day, First Light Books, Andrew’s broken chair, the scorpion chair, when Eric worked at Razer, phlegm, smiles, Geoff’s trip to the dentist, the Incredible Hulk, RoboCop...
Nov 01, 2023•1 hr 15 min•Season 6Ep. 178
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about physical calendars, fountain pens, joined up writing (aka cursive), the Empty Quarter, bean hole, Andrews matrix chair moment, UFC 4, brushing your teeth in the dark, Key West, Sloppy Joe’s, the very inexperienced boat captain, sleep spaghetti, stepping on sea urchins, the tiny shipwreck, leaving Gavin behind in the ocean, dirt & worms, getting recognized in public, would you shoot a dog for $175M or strangle Andrew to death once a month?, the ghost tour curse...
Oct 25, 2023•1 hr 26 min•Ep. 177
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff’s new nickname, Britney Spears, their picks for the WOAT, Maiquel Falcao, kinds of shit, a couples massage gone wrong, the Chip Kelly method, sleeping with airpods, if Gavin is an alien, A Thousand Words, Highlander, The Littlest Hobo, whether Canadians or Americans love dogs more, F**kface easter eggs, naughty naked video games, David Lynch, Halo Infinite, Austin summer ending, Gavin’s pool parties, hallucinating, exploding ear syndrome, sleep voices, d...
Oct 18, 2023•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 176
It's been a while but a new Blindside has emerged. With the gang gathering under the pretense of watching a cool Tony Hawk Pro Skater video, Andrew Blindsides everyone into watching Canadian television series The Littlest Hobo. Andrew's got that dog in him. Watch the episode here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujvzAdvdS7A Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 14, 2023•30 min
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about their stupidity timelines, Apple CarPlay, refurbished cell phones, Andrew hating Google, how many “ha’s” have to be sent for something to be funny, baby alien schlongs, overdosing on Alka Seltzers, sleep hack: switch sides of the bed, Geoff’s monkey sleepover in Panama, the funniest people they know, running out of gas in SnowRunner, superhero movies, the wimpiest Survivor cast, go to songs that play in your head, and who’s the WOAT? Subscribe to the LetsPlay ...
Oct 11, 2023•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 175
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about how impressed they are by Gus Sorola, scanning Starfield planets, most sought after skill in a podcaster draft, phone voices, Andrew leading the college Pick’em, potato draft, the use of nose flaps, bath time preferences, Caviar phones, not so hot sports takes, Kindle sex books, talking to yourself, Gavin being the equivalent of a wolf, what qualifies as an ingredient, gas station chips, and Geoff's water park induced enema. Subscribe to the LetsPlay channel h...
Oct 04, 2023•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 174
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Texas Chainsaw Massacre, the upcoming takeover of the Let’sPlay channel, Andrews Ankles, Team17, X-Box criminal records, picking the best flavors, how many classic Disney movies and remakes we’ve missed, cryptids, Kool-aid jammers, and being able to wear each others body parts. Subscribe to the LetsPlay channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkxctb0jr8vwa4Do6c6su0Q. Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/50face Code 50face), BetterHelp (http://better...
Sep 27, 2023•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 173
The long awaited Crisps ranking is here. Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew have selected 4 (four) of their nation's greatest crisps (chips) to go head to head in a taste test. Join Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, Eric, Nick, Graysie, and special guest Becca as crisps are crunched. What's a nik nok? *~* CRISP CHOICE SPOILER*~* Gavin: Pickled onion monster munch Frazzles nice n spicy nik naks Twiglets Geoff: Ruffles Queso Kettle Jalapeno Zapps Mesquite BBQ Zapps New Orleans Style Voodoo Andrew: Lays Ketchup Hawkins ...
Sep 23, 2023•59 min
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Episode 196, Andrews cock money, our Starfield characters, houses, and parents, F**kface Bababooey, present their punchline homework, Geoff tries his potato smileys, deep fried scrub daddies, the prominence of the letter E, British explorers, and then there’s Gavin. Sponsored by Babbel http://babbel.com/FACE , Factor http://factormeals.com/face50 Code face50 , and Füm tryfum.com/FACE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 20, 2023•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 172
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew use the term Zazzle and talk about different oven uses, the Panton collection, Don Zimmer, summer of 98, time zones, boating around the world, the danger of national parks, building a human out of food named after human body parts, whether a tomato is a fruit or vegetable, natural handles for dogs, and Andrew gives a powerpoint presentation on why he deserves a cock. Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/50face use code 50face, and BetterHelp (go to http://better...
Sep 13, 2023•1 hr 14 min•Season 6Ep. 171
To put a wrap on the Summer of 98, Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, Producer Eric, and Nick get together to make the Ultimate Playlist for 1998. In a round robin selection, the crew builds a list of their favorite songs of 98 to put together one playlist. It's back to back jams as we take your summer out with a bang. You can listen to the Ultimate Playlist of 98 on Spotify here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2n5nxHO2auQPS6nvabXww1?si=d9ac386d7842482e Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm...
Sep 09, 2023•1 hr 6 min
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew are STILL talking about potatoes… but also how Andrew’s never tried eggs, ketchup brands, sports names, Andrew’s stalker, Stevie Nicks, people who video entire concerts, how reflective bald heads are, the most appetizing land animals, compiling a worst songs ever playlist, and Geoff receives a surprise gift mid episode. Sponsored by Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com and use code FACE , DraftKings Sportsbook Download the DraftKings sportsbook app now and use code REGULATION...
Sep 06, 2023•1 hr 8 min•Season 6Ep. 170
Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, Producer Eric, and Nick get together to talk through the Top 10 movies of the Summer of 98 and we're not leaving until we've settled it. Andrew has compiled the list, everyone chooses 3, and that's where the battle begins. What is your Summer of 98 Top 10 movies? Is Snake Eyes on it? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 02, 2023•1 hr 25 min
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about potatoes for way too long, Andrew’s legacy, vandalizing statues, popular first names, family lineages, Christina Aguilera's love of Mario Kart, friendly vs. non-friendly rivalries, phone etiquette, gamer tags, butt cream, and toilet time routines. Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/50face code 50face , Shopify http://shopify.com/face , BetterHelp http://betterhelp.com/face Subscribe to Geoff's new podcast https://link.chtbl.com/soalright Learn more ...
Aug 30, 2023•1 hr 9 min•Season 6Ep. 169
Geoff's new podcast, So... Alright, is here! Geoff’s love of western folk music takes a bizarre turn, and leaves him to ponder just what makes a place like Mango Street so dangerous. Subscribe now! https://link.chtbl.com/soalright Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 29, 2023•18 min•Season 1Ep. 1
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin's sneaky farts, being the most family friendly podcast out there, Eric's betrayal, Johnny Mnemonic, Andrew's budding commercial career, The Norm Show, Geoff's new podcast, and bringing Kool-Aid to the lab. Sponsored by Füm http://tryfum.com/FACE. Subscribe to Geoff's new podcast https://link.chtbl.com/soalright. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 23, 2023•1 hr 14 min•Season 6Ep. 168
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about poop game, shit shades, pink eye, juice lab, sleep spaghetti v2, the Panton collection, mystery injuries, gems of war achievements, mouth tape food poisoning, flammable farts, Andrew's realization of seasons, Geoff's morbid American history, and the new flavors taste test. Sponsored by Hello Fresh http://hellofresh.com/50face code 50face , Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com code FACE , Better Help http://betterhelp.com/face Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...
Aug 16, 2023•1 hr 9 min•Season 6Ep. 167
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Nick's a movie guy, Summer of 98 baseball, Chewbacca, back in time, outside food, the sphere, same shirts, poop brain, in bed early, cement mixers, grango, wetware, the sticks, and being somebody's last straw. The Break Show is now weekly! Watch it every Monday at 4pm CT on Rooster Teeth or the F**kface Youtube channel. The recorded episode will go up Thursday for FIRST, Friday for everyone else. Sponsored by Babbel http://babbel.com/FACE and Factor Meals http...
Aug 09, 2023•1 hr 9 min•Season 6Ep. 166
It's a new Sausage Talk. Join Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, Producer Eric, and Audio Engineer Nick as they get together to talk about merch, an addendum to the merch, who works for who, Geoff's new podcast, and now we have the website. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 05, 2023•1 hr 16 min
