Thank you for an amazingly fun year, despite the shit storm of 2020. Enjoy these 2 unlocked episodes on We Love to Hate TV (the latest TLC's Unexpected) and Total Request Podcast (Saved by the Bell Home for the Holidays)! Both episodes are pinned to the top of the Patreon feed so we hope you enjoy a few laughs with us. XO, Jodie www.patreon.com/welovetohatetv www.patreon.com/trpod...
First up, I’m soliciting suggestions for a TV series to binge over the holidays, otherwise I’ll need to talk & make eye-contact with my family. Then I’m sharing my big prediction (and wish) for 2021. If you guys spill the beans to Cruise or Travolta, I’m not sharing my charcuterie with you anymore. After a brief Life After Lockup (2:20) opinion piece, 90 Day Fiance (7:53) steals the spotlight for this last episode of 2020. Jovi makes 90DF history and Betty joins the ranks of Monsters-in-law ...
The Universe has been listening to me & it’s really freaking scary. I apologize to any reindeer I teased COVID upon. And Selena, I hear you, my Queen! Life After Lockup sucked this week so a super condensed recap leaves more time for the NEW SEASON of 90 Day Fiance (7:42) ! Brandon is holding out his secret for flawless skin, but he’s not too shy to sow his Orkin Oats across the world. While we’re able to catch up with Mike & Glen Close, Jovi and his jaws are the ones to really steal the...
Tis the season for Reindeer Cars so please spread my yearly PSA! I’m including an extra-special COVID edition prediction so keep your ears open for that jolliness. Then we’re off to Life After Lockup (6:02) because we haven’t seen enough of Michael yet. If you thought he hadn’t looked in a mirror in years, wait until you see Lindsey’s Bratz Doll hair. And yet, it’s the least batshit crazy thing about her, 90 Day Fiance The Other Way (19:42) is wrapping up this horrifically heavy season. I’m not ...
I told you I love you more than a charcuterie board with a nice dry white/red! While you're cooking or quarantining, take a load off with one of our latest Total Request Podcast episodes. YOU request the show, WE watch & recap. This is a recent episode from Tier 2 where Amanda & I assign one another episodes of TV shows, series, or movies and the other other one watches and reports back! Cheers...or Slaps XOXO We hope you have a healthy slappetite for Thanksgiving because we're featuring...
I am so thankful for YOU! Please enjoy this BONUS episode of Marriage Bootcamp from Patreon, which is a favorite of mine & Amanda's from this past year. Get tons of bonus episodes & more at www.patreon.com/lovetohatetv Take them to the river! Or the pool! Or the lake? Judge Toler thinks she's stepping onto the set of The Ten Commandments, and Tonya thinks she's back in her glory days at Action Park. While the Bootcampers are working on their...what's that thing called...oh, COMMUNICATION...
Get ready for some Oprah, Tom Cruise, and Dax & Kristen facts and predictions because I had to. I had no choice. I couldn’t help it. I’m bound to the oath from my self-taught unaccredited investigative journalism university. Love After Lockup (9:53) left us with some cliffhangers and hanging moles this week. I advise you not listen to my recap of John & Kristianna if you have a sensitive gag reflex because my imagination short circuited and I went to a Pimple-Popper Place. I blame John. ...
I’m back! You are in for a few surprises at the top of the show, so get excited. We’re about to be even closer friends. Because I missed Married at First Sight (8:16) , I have to give you a little mini update on my last impressions of the season. Then it’s time to reunite with Love After Lockup (11:45) ! Lindsey introduces us to her terrible friend while Scott finishes his plans for an airtight attic for Miley Cyrus. 90 Day Fiance the Other Way (32:00) continues to document Brittany’s bad decisi...
Heather is in no mood this week on Love After Lockup . She’s at Threat Level Midnight and needs vaginal relief immediately or we’re all going to die. The only one who can save the planet is Dylan. 2020 is really friggin dark. Maybe John could take Dylan into his basement lair as long as he’s inviting Iowa’s Finest to live/deal/use there? Speaking of wormy men, Bennett shares his talent-in-progress on Married at First Sight (19:14) . The couples retreat from isolation to isolation in the woods. L...
Cynthia Bailey got married and I have a few things to say, as I am a certified clothing designer (in my mind). Love After Lockup (4:00) is back! Scott is still sleeping on his futon, but it’s just because Lindsey’s vagina is only accessible when his floors are clean. Yeah, maybe Scott should talk to Heather because she is more horny than a triceratops. Aunt Diane? Move, bitch, get out the way! Another national treasure, 90 Day Fiance: The Other Way (18:39) , returns with my 90 Day Barack & M...
Married at First Sight introduces a new couple this week. Molly & Yoop seem to have a real connection, and I wish them well in the future…as long as they refrain from abusing (not amusing) waitstaff. 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After (22:24) served up Parts 2 & 3 of the Tell Alls. While Michael’s family continues their fight for Angela’s fertility, the rest of us plan to build a wall we can ALL get behind. One that’s around Angela. So we don’t have to hear her scream. Also to prevent her...
Two of the couples on Married at First Sight are making 11 seasons of watching teeth-brushing oh-so worth it because even I am getting butterflies watching them fall in love. Plus, Dr. Vivianna is serving up a flawless look and excellent advice too! What more could we want? Oh, right…for Brett to settle those nostrils & Christina to wipe that look off her face. 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After (35:17) served up Part 1 of 3 Tell Alls. Colt debuted new bangs, Angela hides a tooth abscess/new ...
Happy 200th episode to RealiTV! What a week to share with the Emmys (ahem, Schitt’s Creek!) and a Sister Wives baby on board. That’s right, Mykelti & Tony are expecting a Spring Baby so I’m placing my predictions here for safe keeping. You’d think my baby name predictions were a little kooky but nothing can top Married at First Sight’s (11:51) surprise vocalist duet. Have I been isolating too long & missed the memo that Holly Hobby & Stitch have teamed up? That wasn’t the only star p...
You’ll find a recap of this week’s Life After Lockup over on www.patreon.com/LoveToHateTV ! Married at First Sight airs on Hump Day which is perfect for Bennett & Amelia this wee because they got dirty in the good kind of way! But that’s not the most exciting thing because I am going to give you a thorough breakdown of Henry & Christina’s 4 minutes at the driving range. I’m serious. I know, keep those panties on! Angela ruins high fives forever on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After (26:49...
You’ll find 90 Day Fiance recaps this week over on www.patreon.com/LoveToHateTV ! An important notice at the top of the show leads me to another big shake up this year. It has been a long time coming, but it seems our country is ready for the shocker Real Housewives of New York served us! Married at First Sight has really brought their A-Game this season with couples who are truly delightful to watch. They’ve also given us creatures who climb on furniture while barefoot and use phrases like “mix...
Hello everyone! What a treat we have for you today! Amanda & I have joined our Patreon pages to make a MEGA-PATREON, and have renamed it We Love To Hate TV ( patreon.com/lovetohatetv ) Today we are giving you a full episode preview of what to expect over there! Every 3 weeks we get together and do a supersized episode recapping the most recent 3 episodes of whichever season of Teen Mom happens to be airing at that time! However, we wanted to start this season off with the bang it deserves, s...
*Heads Up! I will be taking off the next week (maybe 2) to get my life in order & make sure my kids don’t run into streets, ahem, but don’t forget about me! I’m super annoyed with the Hollywood baby bump coverage, which leads to a 10 minute rant about Chrissy, Katy, Kristen, Reese, and that bitch Bindi. Ok, she’s not a bitch but the girl is basically stalking me. Back the croc off! Well on a lighter note, Married at First Sight is a literal breath of fresh this season with Woody & Amani ...
*A strong storm tore through town so my power & wifi is currently out. If I can get back online long enough to watch & record a recap for 90 Day Fiance The Other Way , I will and post it later this week! Thankfully, I was able to watch Married at First Sight before 2020 tested humanity & Mother Nature AGAIN. Something tells me Bennett & Amelia could live quite comfortably in my apocalyptic dwelling right now because they’re ZANY! Kooky! Dresses, not Jammies! Who am I kidding, I l...
On Married at First Sight , The Brett Brothers continue to workshop their standup sets while Olivia musters up a few pity laughs. Meanwhile, Henry meets Christina, the woman who should have been matched with Brett. Spoiler Alert…I can’t stand her. New Couple Alert on Love After Lockup (23:35) this week! We meet Tyrice, an engineer & collector of inoperable clocks, and Chanda, his girlfriend who needs to rethink her consonant blends. Later, lukewarm beef becomes the star of the show as some G...
Check out the latest recap of Married at First Sight over on Patreon this week because it’s time for Love After Lockup! John cleans himself up & turns into a Strawberry Shortcake character and Jessica squeezes herself into an inch of her life…I mean, a dress. On 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After (19:54) , Colt’s left nipple crosses the line while Paul has finally purchased a murder shed on a scenic railway lot. “Like it?” Then on 90 Day Fiance The Other Way (41:07) , Kenneth proves he isn’t p...
It’s an exciting time for reality TV as we have the Holy Trinity of shows to feast on! First up, Married at First Sight (8:50) debuted with a home run episode. Bennett pees his pants, Brett impresses no one, and Woody accidentally found himself here instead of Little People, Big World. Love After Lockup (32:3) is back & better than ever with a whole new crew of People of Walmart. John & his facial moles are head over handcuffs for Kristianna, and Jessica apparently has a habit of stalkin...
It’s been a crazy week between tragedies, deaths, Britney and my boobs. I’ll fill you in, don’t you worry. Speaking of boobs, Colt flew to Brazil on 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After (8:50)! Turns out, Debbie requires a post-flight exorcism while Paul requires buying everything in bulk. 5 for $5? 5 for $5. Or 10 for $10 if 5 for $5 is 5 too few. With all that math, one would think he could GET A JOB THERE. Over on 90DF The Other Way (29:19), Armando crafts because of course he does. Also, Brittan...
Look around, how lucky we were to be alive right now! Yep, I’m Hamilton-crazy so feel lucky I’m not singing about it. I WILL talk about Claudia & Kellyanne Conway going at it like Housewives and that POS Ghislane getting arrested though! If I go missing, forget the Epstein Conspiracy, however; look into Alien Abductions because of Unsolved Mysteries. Shhh! Let’s change topics before they (the aliens) hear us talking about them. How bout that 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After (13:30) ? This we...
It’s a holiday week so I’m coming in hot with an earlier-than-usual episode! Happily Ever After kicked off the week with a karma bomb as big as her boot for Tania. Anyone feel badly for her? Bueller? Bueller? Right, so let’s talk about Colt revealing he is the real-life Caillou. His lack of knee flexibility requires an MRI like Tania’s, I’m just pointing out the obvious. PSST, while you enjoy the holiday, check out HBO’s I’ll Be Gone in the Dark because I need to talk about it with someone! SUBS...
The bitch is back. Da Belle of Da Ball Tania is back with cartoon-sized earmuffs, which she’ll need because she has a season of viewers already roasting her ass. Happily Ever After normally annoys us with on-stop Russ & Paola, but now that rage can be funneled into Elizabeth and Andrei. Too bad for Lib, we’ve seen boobs before & weren’t distracted enough to not see through her BS manipulation. 90 Day Bites Back (28:28) was lame but The Other Way has a real opportunity on its hands: AIR J...
It’s a 90 Day Birthday! I shared my special day with the premiere of Happily Ever After? which means I spent the night buzzed & screaming at Angela. Perhaps TLC’s birthday gift to me was to hold off Tania’s segment because my mouth might have started some brushfires. The last episode of Before the 90 Days (35:25) was boring as we all expected it to be. Fear not, a tween hooligan got me all kinds of Neighborhood Watch & I’ll share the fruits of my investigative labor. My attention went fr...
She’s making my dreams come true like only Judge Judy & Oprah can…Kara Berry from Everyone’s Business But Mine and I teamed up for some quality 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days snark. We figured what better episodes than both Tell Alls AND the season premiere of 90 Day Fiance The Other Way! From Ed spreading his wings & propaganda in Kara’s neighborhood to our plan for David’s “Real Girl” collection, we didn’t miss a second of the Tell Alls. The new season of The Other Way has us all kin...
I’m back! Thank you for sticking with me while I took a break to begin grieving & processing the loss of my dad. XO While the world got flipped turned upside-down this weekend, we still had 90 Day Fiancé Before the 90 Days to vent our anger out on. Stephanie experiences a relapse of her Munchausen while Ed pulls a Kellyanne Conway with Alternative Rose Facts. Do you think Ed & his mom could ride Splash Mountain if she stood on his shoulders? Speaking of rollercoasters, David’s moods have...
****This teaser includes a HUGE section at the top of us recapping current events and just general hullabaloo, and also we include Catelynn's entire section. Hey all! Today Jodie and I let it ALL hang out. We get everyone caught up on our lives and how Jodie has been handling things since her world changed, we also do our best to discuss how EVERYONE'S world has changed, and that even though we are ignorant, we are trying to keep ourselves educated! We then takes things down to frivolous and rec...
Staying at home is harder than over now that shows like Love After Lockup, Married at First Sight & Sister Wives are over. Like a good enabler, I’m slipping you some real good shit to tide you over. I stumbled upon a reality show that will thrill you, activate your keen senses, inspire action and perhaps steer you towards a new career. Get your clicker ready because you’re about to NatGeo & Chill with To Catch a Smuggler . Not into cocaine seizures? Weirdo. Well 90 Day Fiancé Before the ...
