I have a confession to make. If “Don’t be Suspicious” makes you spontaneously break into song and laughter, I’ve found my safe space with you. Everyone else, I am so sorry to have fallen victim to these times. Speaking of victim, 90 Day Fiancé Before the 90 Days (10:52) showcased a real predator vs. prey spectacular this week. Not exactly a Joe Exotic in the wild, more like a Rep. Joe Wilson (SC) who heckled Obama during his SOTU. Married at First Sight (28:12) finally wrapped up Season 10 with ...
May 07, 2020•51 min•Ep. 184
We were blessed with a THREE HOUR 90 Day Fiancé Before the 90 Days this week so buckle up! Little Miss Munchausen breaks out of her shell & her top to prove she’s still an asshole and Lisa ruined “Mommy” for all of humanity. My children just call me “Jodie” now. Married at First Sight (38:30) delivered a reunion that will go down in the books as one of the best, if not THE best. Sex, Lies and Instagram Lives were spilling out at every turn. TLC should take some notes for their next 90DF or S...
Apr 30, 2020•57 min•Ep. 183
Oh, the hypocrisy in Hollywood, and I’m reporting from the front lines with a People Magazine in hand. From Tom Brady to Jaden Smith, I have the latest heroes saving Earth and assuring us their marriages are thriving. I know, I’m making myself sick too. Later, 90 Day Fiancé Before the 90 Days (16:25) updates us on David’s international stalking expedition with a twist of box office flair. But first, will Lisa destroy relations between Nigeria and the US with her inability to stand the f&ck u...
Apr 23, 2020•59 min•Ep. 182
I missed you last week, but I am back like Chili’s baby back ribs (barbecue sauce). My Easter was epic, especially for the neighborhood of folks who experienced an earthquake when I wiped out in front of them. I’ll share with you the glorious details, and then a full rundown of 90 Day Fiancé Before the 90 Days (8:50) . A thunderstorm nearly fries the egg in Ed’s hair while a mime in the Ukraine leaves me no choice but to lead a Mime #MeToo Movement. Jessica has never been more on-brand than trav...
Apr 16, 2020•51 min•Ep. 181
It’s been awhile since I’ve had a good old fashioned rant about celebrities, so I’m going for it! Jenna Dewan, who? Exactly. But it’s not all snark, check the show notes for my favorite IG accounts that will keep you laughing through this crazy time. Then I’m off to Odessa to catch Thomas & Percy arriving with Lana on 90 Day Fiancé Before the 90 Days (14:36) ! Who doesn’t love a persistent man? We know Baby Love Lisa would love the attention. Too bad Usman is busy stealing The Dab. You know ...
Apr 02, 2020•57 min•Ep. 180
I thought I had seen all the competition shows on TV, but I found a real winner this weekend. I’m now the president of the Nutty McNutter fan club & my platform is bringing back Magic Eye posters. This week on 90 Day Fiancé Before the 90 Days (3:46) , Stephanie practices questionable mask protocol & Rose inspires me to exfoliate. Lisa makes Angela look like a respected Elder while reminding the world why Americans are assholes. Over on 60 Days In (21:20) , Tony is restocking shanks under...
Mar 26, 2020•39 min•Ep. 179
The world turned upside down, but look around, how lucky we are to her alive right now! Okay, got some Hamilton out of my system so now it’s time to get salty… First up, 90 Day Fiancé Before the 90 Days (05:04) . This week we met David who rides unicycles so already he creeps me the hell out. Lisa teaches Usman about the birds, bees, and the thing between her knees that he never ever wanted to see. Such a playboy music megastar! Next up Love After Lockup (21:16) . I can’t believe Lacey and I hav...
Mar 19, 2020•51 min•Ep. 178
Here's a nifty gifty to make you smile during this Corona craziness. Enjoy a FULL episode of TOTAL REQUEST PODCAST (TRP)! This one is extra special to me, so sit back, have a taco or 4000 and ENJOY :) xoxo, Jodie Love is meant to multiplied, not divided. Same goes for street tacos & tres leches cake because it's TONY, BITCH! This episode has it all: Brown Family mosh pits, Christine singing, Robyn's 4th wife privilege, and Meri's sadness. Amanda is a Sister Wives virgin so after a crash cour...
Mar 16, 2020•1 hr 30 min
You must listen to the latest episode of Reply All Podcast. It is brilliant and that’s all I can say! Not so brilliant was Darcey’s plan to break the basic rules of Treadmill Etiquette on 90 Day Fiancé Before the 90 Days (3:52) . Not only did she burn only 4.2 calories, but she also missed the opportunity to shit her brains out at Panera, which aids in my weight loss goals every single time. You know what else is good for weight loss? Meth. Meth and/or kicking your adult son out of your home the...
Mar 12, 2020•43 min•Ep. 177
I’ve invited a guest into my bed & I need your advice. Maybe I’ve been watching too much Sister Wives (8:00) , but I want to multiply my own love now. Love is Love! Unless it’s in the trees. Don’t ever put Baby in the corner near the trees! The trees have eyes! And shade! So much shade! Meri really sucks a big dusty one this week and I’ve never felt more alive. The new season of 90 Day Fiancé Before the 90 Days (20:45) is pretty freaking good. Ed had a strong first week, but my Creeper radar...
Mar 05, 2020•47 min•Ep. 176
Introducing the newest Audioboom original podcast, Here's the Sitch with Mike & Laurens, hosted by The Jersey Shore's Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino and his wife Laurens. Join 'The Situation' as he talks about his path to recovery, going back to work and everything else in between. Here's the Sitch with Mike and Laurens premieres 3/3. Subscribe to Here's the Sitch with Mike and Laurens on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/heres-the-sitch-with-mike-laurens/id1499164128...
Mar 03, 2020•10 min
Who wants to hear some karma thrown at Harvey Weinstein? It’s so gross and amazing and well-deserved. Spread it, share it, make it stick to him forever! After a satisfying Weinstein rant, I dive into this week’s episode of Married at First Sight (5:27). Were you as shocked as I was to learn that Jessica is responsible for the spread of hospital herpes? Allegedly. She may be the one cooking meatballs al Corona Virus pretty soon. The new season of 90 Day Fiancé Before the 90 Days (20:49) is a brea...
Feb 27, 2020•49 min•Ep. 175
It’s 90 Day Fiance Tell All time. Two nights for Angela to turn into a pumpkin & for Mursel to turn into my favorite childhood character, but my dreams were dashed. So close! I call on my 60 Days In (24:35) expertise to give you a play-by-play of the shiv/shank/fire fight. What a time to be alive, people! Over on Sister Wives (36:50), we get to see Jenelle’s dated carpet & drapes, ahem, before Kody makes a desperate plea to build his Barbie Dream House SAC, I mean STAT. Speaking of speed...
Feb 20, 2020•1 hr•Ep. 174
90 Day Fiancé is up first, just in time for Valentine’s Day! A day for love & last-minute Chardonnay from CVS. Unless of course you are Tania because she is a real planner. Her specialty is “creating an ambiance” so get your garden hose ready for a centerpiece, and Lysol for her sweaty crotch. I said what I said. Speaking of stanky asses, 60 Days In (21:14) is back with crusty sheets and faces to be beat. You guys, I even made it rhyme. 5 Star Review on iTunes please! If you can’t do that, I...
Feb 13, 2020•41 min•Ep. 173
I got myself caught up on blind items, a few People magazines & Demi Moore’s autobiography so get ready for a gossip-filled Patreon this week! This week’s Married at First Sight (3:48) has me all kinds of #triggered because #fitspo #influencer Zach, his #Coachella hat & his smug ass face really made me crabby. Speaking of crabby, how about you clean up your beach, Westin Panama?! Don’t you dare ask Cheryl or her kid to clean anything up because she will lose it. Not her bonus tooth, just...
Feb 06, 2020•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 172
I binged Netflix (and chips & salsa) all weekend and need to talk about it. Get yourself caught up on The Circle and Cheer because they’re going to be heavy on my mind & heart for the next few weeks. With the loss of 2 Real Housewives of Orange County, we need something to lift our spirits. Clearly I mean alcoholic spirits because CHEERS! Adios Tamra & Vicki! For Better or THE WORST- ahem, Zach- Married at First Sight (12:45) is really bringing it this season. Two couples have alread...
Jan 30, 2020•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 171
Are Pringles really worth it? Could you shower on a stage? These are the questions we must answer this week on A&E’s 60 Days In (0:00). This show has it all: fresh meat, bloody sheets, and a roommate named Rita. In going with the broken prison system theme, Love After Lockup (24:02)! Cheryl makes her first appearance of the season and she’s really made a change. Let me be clear, I mean her clothes. She’s still batshit crazy & could fit a semi through her thigh gap. You who else should be...
Jan 23, 2020•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 170
Let’s start with the Casey Anthony case. Her parents gave an interview for an A&E special that should have gotten way more attention because it was ROUGH (and incredible). Also, “The Daily” podcast by the New York Times also released 2 episodes on Harvey Weinstein that you must listen to, and we also need to be on the look out for the new HBO doc McMillions. Now I want a Shamrock Shake. First up, Married at First Sight (11:45) with 3 weddings this week! Let’s just say I didn’t WWJD this reca...
Jan 16, 2020•59 min•Ep. 169
I’m BACK! I’m saltier and chubbier than ever and loving life because we have SO MANY NEW SHOWS. I’ll fill you in on my near-paralyzation on a hoverboard, how I pissed off 90 Day Fiance Sasha and found Tania’s “school” in Costa Rica. Oh, and I also spent hours watching Don’t Fuck with Cats and binged an OLD reality show from the early 2000s. The we’re off to Flagstaff for Sister Wives (13:11)! Kody is trying out some new product for his tresses while Meri dances her LLR banana-print tunic back to...
Jan 09, 2020•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 168
Good tidings of comfort and joy, my friends! I am an extra snarky ChrismaKwanKuhStice elf because SISTER WIVES (0:00) is coming back to TLC on January 5, 2020! Don’t you dare describe yourself as “not a fan” yet, because this season looks to be a game-changer. Meri is without her wet bar & she’s more pissed than that innocent banana she fellated. For Sister Wife virgins, you’re in luck because I am giving you a Sister Wives summary in 2ish minutes or less. I’m then joined by the ladies of 90...
Dec 19, 2019•1 hr 22 min•Ep. 167
It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Also the time for a very important PSA about how to avoid being an asshole. Tis the Season! Before diving into stupid soup with the jingle nuts on 90DF, I’ll share a few of my favorite shows premiering this week, ahem, Court Cam & The Profit. I may fantasize about one of the hosts while the other can eat a hamburger or 7. Hamburgers may have come in handy for that pathetic picnic Anna planned for her sons on 90 Day Fiance (18:52). Generic chips anyon...
Dec 12, 2019•47 min•Ep. 166
I survived a grizzly-ISH encounter and I lived to tell you about it just in time to prepare for my favorite guest RealiTV has ever had. But first, 90 Day Fiance! Mursel triggered a nationwide OCD meltdown while Juliana shows her Daddy what a Sponge Bob is. Oh, and Emily shows us what NOT to wear after giving birth. Who cares about all that because HAMILTON’s own Ebrin R. Stanley is here! Yep, the talented Mr. Mulligan & Madison (if your nasty) is here with me to break down Love After Lockup ...
Dec 05, 2019•1 hr 37 min•Ep. 165
I’ve been glued to The Impeachment Hearings & I have the reasons you should be too, no matter your politics. Trust me. I also dove into 2 documentaries this weekend that I highly recommend: Science Fair and The Devil Next Door. One will make you cry and the other will make you cry more. After drying my tears and considering it my cardio, I enjoyed a lovely episode of Love After Lockup (8:33). Angela gets her groove back and Lizzy reminds the world ONCE AGAIN that she is sexually active. Anot...
Nov 21, 2019•45 min•Ep. 164
It’s official, I have become a person who throws parties for my dog. Let me fix that: a PAWty. I know, I know! Hear me out and you’ll get some planning tips and an incredible recipe (for humans). Besides making a fool of myself, I have been totally obsessed with The Mysterious Mr. Epstein and Bad Batch podcasts. A little shade thrown at a certain actress on The Morning Show and your binge-worthy list for the week is served up salty. On to Love After L:ockup (12:22) where Daniel really outdid him...
Nov 14, 2019•50 min•Ep. 163
Let’s talk about it! Felicity Huffman sucks and RHOC Vicki goes incognito to sue Kelly Dodd. The Garner-Afflecks are nailing the consciously uncoupled thing, while Auj & Jer Rolloff might need to call Jenelle & Amber from Teen Mom with some special tips and tricks. Over on Love After Lockup (17:05), Glorietta walks into the wrong bridal shop thinking she’s on Say Yes to the Dress but Alex doesn’t care because he’s chunking deuces or some shit?? A new season of 90 Day Fiance (29:31) premi...
Nov 07, 2019•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 162
Happy Worst Holiday of the Year! I am not Halloween’s biggest athletic supporter so I’m paying positivity forward in the form of an early podcast. It’s a treat, not a trick! See, even the jokes are lame. Love After Lockup is getting all my lovin’ this week. That bread starter is still proofing in Amber’s jeans while Cheryl leaves a perfectly good club sandwich untouched. Unforgivable! Lizzy wants a basement baby, Glorietta’s mom pulls a Ramona Singer, and Shane feels God in Max & Erma’s. Or ...
Oct 30, 2019•19 min•Ep. 161
It’s been a few weeks since I checked in with the kids on Unexpected (2:00) so what better time to check for dilation and effacement. What about Matthew’s face? You want to give it a one-two punch with Max’s? #MeToo Moving on to some couples that may know my family members (ahem, Patreon), Love After Lockup (17:42) gave us a whopper of an episode. Amber begins to grow a base for Amish Friendship bread while Shane brings back MTV Spring Break ’92 vibes. Finally, the Lord’s day wouldn’t be blessed...
Oct 24, 2019•49 min•Ep. 160
The craziest shit is in the news this week! Have you seen Joe Guidice from RHONJ? What about a transplanted penis? #BecomeAnOrganDonor But for real, I have some unbelievable news items to discuss, including a very dark time in my life behind a reception desk. Then we’re off to 90 Day Fiance The Other Way Tell All Part 1 (19:11). First, Tiffany is an angel sent from 6lb Baby Oprah and Evelin may just be the most vile person on the planet. Wait, EVIL, VILE, EVeLIn? Exactly. Love After Lockup (30:4...
Oct 17, 2019•46 min•Ep. 159
I am back from the corners of hell and Love After Lockup & 90 Day Fiance (21:00) are the first to be blasted with all the rage I need to vent! Can Glorietta even buy a clue? Her octave range is almost as high as Alex’s which makes it a damn miracle they didn’t bring down the Grecian columns in that mausoleum/bathroom. Speaking of Greece, Rebecca is still digging Zied. It took the Sahara Desert to act as a dry shampoo for the big ox! SUBSCRIBE, SHARE & LEAVE A 5-STAR REVIEW! *PATREON Bonu...
Oct 10, 2019•38 min•Ep. 158
I’ve been binging documentaries lately and you should too! I’ve got a few “must sees”, as well as a new couple we should be paying more attention to. Speaking of couples…Married at First Sight (11:24) wrapped up its season by putting Matt’s full douchebaggery on display. Psst, nice booties, Bro. Over on Love After Lockup (19:33), we were treated to a new couple AND a hot new single that’s blowing up the Sharts, oops, I meant charts. Of course a weekend isn’t complete without 90 Day Fiance Before...
Sep 26, 2019•49 min•Ep. 157
