Episode 151: Shimmying for Satan
On this episode, we talk about two forays into the wild and fragrant world of satanism: SATANIS: THE DEVIL'S MASS and SATAN'S CHILDREN!
Jul 16, 2020•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 149
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Episode 150: Wes is More
On this episode, we're joined by author Matt Wallace (Savage Legion, Sin du Jour) as we dig into a Wes Craven double-feature: SHOCKER and THE PEOPLE UNDER THE STAIRS!
Jul 08, 2020•1 hr 31 min•Ep. 148
Episode 149: Emotional Support Hatchet
On this episode, we're joined by writer Julian Stuart as we dig into TUCKER AND DALE VS. EVIL!
Jun 29, 2020•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 147
Episode 148: The Goopening
On this episode we talk about two different manifestations of shitty dudes: GIRL ON THE THIRD FLOOR and the pilot episode of THE DEAD LANDS!
Jun 23, 2020•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 146
Episode 147: Zero Shark Thirty
On this episode we're joined by Duncan Parker Newton-Gaines as we talk about all of the JAWS sequels: JAWS 2, JAWS 3-D, and JAWS: THE REVENGE!
Jun 16, 2020•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 145
Episode 146: Twins Behaving Badly
On this episode, we talk about and rank a twin double-feature: DEAD RINGERS and BASKET CASE!
May 23, 2020•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 144
Episode 145: Spooky Mulder Fucks it Up Again
On this episode, we dig into two very different X-Files episodes: "Humbug" and "Home," the episode with the scary incest murder mutants that somehow got shown on network TV! We also talk about how Scully's perfect expressions, how to sustain your level of disbelief after having already been abducted by aliens, and what a perennial scrub Fox Mulder is.
May 15, 2020•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 143
Episode 144: I Was a Teenage T-Rex
On this episode, we talk about TAMMY AND THE T-REX. The version with all the splashy, splashy gore left in. We get into ball torture, questionable sanitation practices during surgery, and the logistics of having sex with an animatronic Tyrannosaurus Rex!
Apr 23, 2020•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 142
Episode 143: Wax Shenanigans
On this episode, we talk about WAXWORK, WHEN A STRANGER CALLS, and a bevy of listener requests!
Apr 17, 2020•56 min•Ep. 141
Episode 142: Group Vengeance Therapy
On this episode, we talk about the nigh-unwatchable MIDORI and also LADY VENGEANCE! We dig into body horror montages, vigilante justice by committee, and the horrible realization that Ryan really likes Steely Dan.
Apr 08, 2020•56 min•Ep. 140
Episode 141: Grim N' Tasty
On this episode, we're joined by Sarah Gailey as we talk about quarantine classic DAWN OF THE DEAD! We get into class politics, goopy makeup, suburban horror, and bad quarantine etiquette.
Apr 02, 2020•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 139
Episode 140: The Bastard of The Swamp
On this episode, we talk about late-90s cheese classic ANACONDA as well as SEXY GHOST, a Hong Kong horror movie that, I cannot stress enough, is called SEXY GHOST.
Mar 11, 2020•50 min•Ep. 137
Episode 139: Cocaine Ghosts
On this episode, we talk about CHILD'S PLAY and HIGH SPIRITS! We dig into the gravity of Peter O'Toole, the terror of a small doll who wants to murder you, and our shared hatred of Dav Pilkey.
Mar 03, 2020•59 min•Ep. 136
Episode 138: Bad News Dreamboat
On this episode, Sarah Gailey (MAGIC FOR LIARS, WHEN WE WERE MAGIC) joins us to talk about THE CRAFT! We also talk about exploding dicks, Bad Boyfriend Skeet Ulrich, and haunted AirBNBs.
Feb 26, 2020•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 135
Episode 137: Trip-Hop Inferno
On this episode, we dig into HELLRAISER: INFERNO and ZOMBIE ISLAND MASSACRE! We also talk about the similarities between Stardew Valley and Bloodborne, which is something we should all think about.
Jan 29, 2020•58 min•Ep. 134
Episode 136: Deluxe Murder
On this episode, we talk about one of the most upsetting movies of all time: CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST! We take pride in being the only people to have ever asked the most important question: Is CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST better or worse than SPOOKY BUDDIES?
Jan 22, 2020•59 min•Ep. 133
Episode 135: To Haint and Haint Not
On this episode, we talk about the completely nutbars Shaw Brothers movie HEX as well as the Michael Bay-produced TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE remake!
Jan 14, 2020•57 min•Ep. 132
Episode 134: The Garbage Will Protect Me
On this episode, we talk about and rank SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT 2, one of the worst Christmas horror movies of all time! We also dig into two of Rakefet Abergel's short films, BOO and JAX IN LOVE.
Dec 24, 2019•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 131
Episode 133: Taste The Blood of Dragula
On this episode, we talk about two very different shows: RuPaul's Drag Race (the episode with the horror movies) and Dragula (the one where they PIERCE THE QUEENS' BODIES WITH NEEDLES). Also discussed are bad self-help books, industrial music, and how the venn diagram of RuPaul's music and Fozzy's music are a circle!
Dec 06, 2019•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 130
Episode 132: Murder Scrubs
Filling in for Quincy this week is Maria from One Batch Two Batch as she and Ryan dig into Netflix's runaway hit MINDHUNTER! They talk about David Fincher, shitty breakups, and serial killers being catty bitches to other serial killers.
Nov 26, 2019•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 129
Episode 131: Love Me Dead
On this episode, we talk about NEKROMANTIK 2: THE RETURN OF THE LOVING DEAD and the pilot for Disney's Gargoyles!
Nov 19, 2019•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 128
Episode 130: Man Laughs Alone With Chili
On this episode, we talk about and rank a Halloween episode from THE X-FILES and a Halloween episode from UNSOLVED MYSTERIES! Also discussed are Utz cheeseball tubs, Hard Copy, and one-liners as proof of sentient life!
Oct 22, 2019•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 127
Bonus Episode: Hard Ticket to Hawaii!
Filling in for Ryan this week are Kyle and Meg as they talk with Quincy about the bugfuck bonkers Andy Sedaris classic, HARD TICKET TO HAWAII!
Oct 16, 2019•56 min•Ep. 126
Episode 129: For a Few Slugs More
On this episode, we talk about SLUGS, one of the most shit-the-bed crazy movies we've had the pleasure of doing on this podcast. We also talk about the Halloween episode of Pinky & The Brain, the COBRA soundtrack, and why White Claw Seltzer is upsetting.
Oct 08, 2019•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 125
Episode 128: James Hong's Party Island
On this episode, we do a double-feature of NUDIST COLONY OF THE DEAD and THE VINEYARD! We also dig into farm tool castration, zombie fistfights, and Ryan having seen Ratatouille for the first time!
Oct 01, 2019•1 hr•Ep. 124
Episode 127: You Know The Drill
On this episode, we dig into THE SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE, DRACULA 3000, and A CURE FOR WELLNESS! We also talk about Missouri cryptids, MOUSE HUNT as a classic gothic chiller, and the fact that somehow, Rita Mae Brown wrote the screenplay for THE SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE!
Sep 24, 2019•57 min•Ep. 123
Episode 126: Sad Boner Gothic
Filling in for Quincy this week is author, essayist, and enormous nerd Foz Meadows as they join Ryan to talk about underrated ghost classic THE AWAKENING! Also discussed are the vampire muppets, post-World War I trauma, and the logistics of the Slow-Burn Horror Movie.
Sep 17, 2019•1 hr•Ep. 122
Episode 125: Jaded Toddlers
On this episode, we dig into GOOBERS and SCARY STORIES: A DOCUMENTARY! We also talk about Satanic panics, children's movies made for absolutely no one, and upsetting stews!
Sep 10, 2019•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 121
Episode 124: Frogtown Blues
On this episode, we dig into Rowdy Roddy Piper vehicle HELL COMES TO FROGTOWN and SORORITY BABES IN THE SLIMEBALL BOWL-O-RAMA! Also discussed are the uninhibited madness of Coke Freestyle machines, the gender politics of frog people, and the failings of the EVIL BONG franchise.
Sep 04, 2019•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 120
Episode 123: Sleaze Siege
On this episode, we talk about X-rated schlock assault TENEMENT and, God help us, FREDDY VS. JASON! We also discuss booby trap logistics, switchblades as cocaine consumption vessels, and fast-traveling from Springwood, Ohio to Crystal Lake, New Jersey!
Aug 27, 2019•1 hr•Ep. 119
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