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Rank & Vile

Quincy & Ryanrankandvile.podbean.com
A weekly podcast ranking every single horror movie ever made from best to worst!
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Episodes

Bonus Episode: Mothership!

As a Patreon bonus, enjoy this absolutely free runthrough of Mothership, a sci-fi/horror tabletop RPG! Quincy DMs the game and helps Kyle, Andrew, and Larry discover the joys of creepy robots and godforsaken crapsack ships!

Aug 23, 20192 hr 8 minEp. 118

Episode 122: Sausage Jeff

On this episode, we dig into THE MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN and overlooked gem THE DEVIL'S NIGHTMARE! Also discussed are the Hollywood Video in Jackson, Tennessee, suitcases filled with meat, and ugly Americans abroad in English horror films!

Aug 13, 20191 hr 8 minEp. 117

Episode 121: Bears N' Bazookas

On this episode, we talk about GRIZZLY and OZARK SHARKS! Also discussed: Jaws ripoffs, pamplemousse LaCroix, and how to trick a bear into making a mean face with the cunning use of marshmallows.

Aug 06, 201957 minEp. 116

Episode 120: Klownery

On this episode, we talk about KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE and gaslighting classic DOMINIQUE! Also discussed are Punkers, the existential horror of 13 Dead End Drive, and the epidemic of meth gators!

Jul 31, 20191 hr 1 minEp. 115

Episode 119: Creepy Doll Solutions

On this episode, we talk about and rank THE THEATRE OF TERROR and THE RELIC! Also discussed are pregnant werewolves, museum horror, and The Mixed Up Casefiles of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler!

Jul 23, 201955 minEp. 114

Episode 118: Resting Beth Face

Filling in for Ryan this week is Emily as she and Quincy dig into LIFE AFTER BETH! Also discussed are death cafes, bulls named Elmer, and the mean uncle ghosts from CASPER!

Jul 16, 201957 minEp. 113

Episode 117: Sweet Baby Bub

On this episode, we dig into George Romero's DAY OF THE DEAD, DEAD SIGHT and FROM DUSK 'TIL DAWN! Also discussed are class warfare parables, the distinct milieu of Canadian horror, and whether or not Veggie Tales holds up!

Jul 08, 20191 hrEp. 112

Patreon Preview: The Legend of Billie Jean!

By way of introducing the Patreon we're gonna be setting up for Rank & Vile, enjoy this free preview of the kinds of wild garbage we're gonna put out -- on this episode, we talk about 1985's THE LEGEND OF BILLIE JEAN!

Jul 02, 201945 minEp. 111

Episode 116: Rodent Smoothies

On this episode, we discuss THE CLEANING LADY, FATHER'S DAY, and IWA KORAKUEN 5 BIG DEATH MATCH! We also talk about Blackie Lawless' exploding codpiece, the timeless magic of Tori Amos, and why gross deathmatch wrestling is the greatest thing in the world.

Jun 24, 201958 minEp. 110

Episode 115: Edwardian Death Party

On this episode, we dig into THE WOMAN IN BLACK, TERROR IN THE SKIES, UNDERWORLD, and MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE! We also discuss Kiss's grunge album and Illinois cryptids, and also Quincy's baby cuts a sick promo!

Jun 17, 201956 minEp. 109

Episode 113: Oh No, Baby Ghosts

Filling in for Quincy this week is author Foz Meadows as they and Ryan dig into THE ORPHANAGE! Also discussed are Poltergeist truthers, the deconstruction of Creepy Kid Horror, and why horror and romance both get a bad rap!

May 21, 20191 hr 2 minEp. 107

Episode 112: Death Wish, But For Whales

On this episode, we dig into the surprisingly great ORCA: THE KILLER WHALE and cocaine-powered shitshow SLAUGHTER HIGH! Also discussed are Junji Ito, which cryptid is the most kissable, and the loneliest whale in the world!

May 13, 20191 hr 1 minEp. 106

Episode 111: Chinstraps of Mars

On this episode, we rank JOHN CARPENTER'S GHOSTS OF MARS, BLOODLUST, and NEKROMANTIK! Also discussed are Jason Statham doing Statham things, Fire Emblem addiction, and frosted tips.

May 06, 201959 minEp. 105

Minisode: Rider of The Skulls!

Filling in for Ryan this week is longtime buddy of the show Nonplayable Kyle as he and Quincy dig into RIDER OF THE SKULLS! Also discussed are cats who need to put their feet down, Will Smith as Old Boy, and Ryan almost certainly dying in a cabin in the woods!

Apr 29, 201931 minEp. 104

Episode 110: Cowboys N' Vampires

Filling in for Quincy this week is author Sarah Gailey as they and Ryan do a vampire two-fer with TWILIGHT and BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA! Also discussed: the enduring magic of Bunnicula, Keanu Reeves' Extremely Good British Accent, and Smile Piles.

Apr 22, 20191 hr 17 minEp. 103

Episode 109: A Snipesmas Miracle

On this episode, we're doing the Lord's work as we dig into all three BLADE movies: BLADE, BLADE II, and BLADE: TRINITY! We talk about Triple H's chrome fangs, the wonders of Stephen Dorff's IMDB page, and how Ryan Reynolds is not enough to save your movie.

Apr 15, 20191 hr 7 minEp. 102

Episode 108: Crab Claw Goiter

On this episode, we dig into STRAIGHT EDGE KEGGER and Linda Blair schlockfest GROTESQUE! We also dig into being an aging punk rocker, MTV's FEAR, and aggro straight-edge teenagers!

Apr 09, 20191 hr 3 minEp. 101

Episode 107: Kakihara Picture Show

On this episode, we dig into ICHI THE KILLER, HANDS OF STEEL, BIO-COPS, and JESUS CHRIST: VAMPIRE HUNTER! Jesus, there's just. So much torture in ICHI THE KILLER. I just absolutely cannot oversell the amount of torture that happens. More torture than most movies.

Mar 25, 201955 minEp. 100

Episode 106: Shake-N-Bake Lobotomies

On this episode, we talk about THE LOVED ONES, SATAN RETURNS, THE PEOPLE UNDER THE STAIRS, and THE ALIEN FACTOR! We also talk about rubber suits, metal band mascots, and satanic birthmarks.

Mar 18, 201956 minEp. 99

Episode 105: Baby Man Extravaganza

This week, we dig into 70s exploitation gem THE BABY and also Karen Black vehicle TRILOGY OF TERROR! We also talk about SPACE JAM, American Gladiators, and the intrinsic horror of the video for "I Missed The Bus" by Kriss Kross.

Mar 11, 201958 minEp. 98

Episode 104: Who Mourns for The Litter Critter?

On this episode, we dig into THE STUFF, THE SLAYER, PERFUME: STORY OF A MURDERER and CREEPSHOW! Also discussed are the enduring sexual appeal of Alan Rickman, yogurt we found on the ground, and Leslie Nielsen's fart machine.

Mar 04, 201957 minEp. 97

Episode 103: Bazookas & Huge Bats

Filling in for Ryan this week is Kyle Schlichter as he and Quincy rank THE VAMPIRE DOLL and FANTASY MISSION FORCE! They dig into weird Vinegar Syndrome releases, Dracula drag (Dragula?), and how Jackie Chan is an international treasure.

Feb 27, 201930 minEp. 96

Episode 102: All Haint, No Taint

Filling in for Quincy this week is Sarah Gailey as we talk about and rate URBAN LEGEND and I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER! (Apologies for the slightly grimy audio – this was recorded on the fly after we found some baby squirrels and had to run them to a Squirrel Rehabilitation Center.)

Feb 19, 20191 hr 10 minEp. 95

Episode 101: The Swingin' Dracula

On this episode, we talk about and rank THE SHINING, WACKO, and GOOSEBUMPS 2! Also discussed are kids-on-bikes movies, Joe Don Baker, and Jack Nicholson wilding the fuck out.

Feb 11, 201956 minEp. 94

Episode 100: Bad Cat Science

On our 100th episode, we talk about and rank DRAG ME TO HELL, UNINVITED and HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! We also dig into H.H. Holmes as the Willy Wonka of murder, the profusion of yuppie murder in 1980s horror, and the difficulty of getting into the Odd Fellows.

Feb 04, 201956 minEp. 93

Episode 99: Bestoink Dooley

On this episode, we rank HELLRAISER 3: HELL ON EARTH and THE LEGEND OF MCCULLOUGH'S MOUNTAIN! We dig into topics such as b-team cenobites, avant-garde bigfoots, and the man, the myth, the legend: Bestoink Dooley.

Jan 28, 20191 hr 8 minEp. 92

Episode 98: Bad Habits

In a nunsploitation two-fer, we're doing last year's THE NUN and 1979 video nasty KILLER NUN, as well as listener requests RAVENOUS and WISHMASTER! We also dig into the inexplicable success of the CONJURING franchise, huckin' dummies out of windows, and ironic genie punishments.

Jan 21, 201955 minEp. 91

Episode 97: The Curse of Big Chungus

On this episode, we dig into WOLF GUY: ENRAGED LYCANTHROPE and ROBOTRIX! We also talk about the magic of Sonny Chiba, fat tigers, and the profusion of robot lady revenge flicks.

Jan 14, 201950 minEp. 90

Episode 96: A Wholesome Goopster

On this episode, we dig into two very different kinds of trash: 2018 movies VENOM and THE PREDATOR! We also dig into dunking on Elon Musk, Tom Hardy's unknowable American accent, and how Shane Black could have possibly made such a bad movie as THE PREDATOR.

Jan 08, 20191 hr 4 minEp. 89
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